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Eliseu Gouveia
09-10-2005, 03:05 PM
Batman´s secret identity
Superman´s secret identity
Powergirl´s true origin
The ingredients in Martian Manhunters´cookies
The access code to the Stark Mansion
The traitor among the Ultimates
.....

What are the top 5/Top 10 BEST kept Secrets in the world of comicdom?
snootch
09-10-2005, 03:16 PM
The biggest secret in comics is that Eternity is a self-loathing cosmic entity that likes to be dominated. How else can you explain that he lets Thanos (a mortal, by Eternity's standards) keep kicking his ass? That's one aspect-of-all-reality that really needs some therapy.
VCreed32
09-10-2005, 03:18 PM
Powergirl doesn't really count...
The MunchKING
09-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Can you keep a secret??

Yes, yes!!

Good, so can I.

:mad:
Super Macho Man
09-10-2005, 07:54 PM
Can you keep a secret??

Yes, yes!!

Good, so can I.

:mad:
People say that to you alot, huh?


Well, on-topic, the best kept secret in comics is what the heck they're going to do with Orion, who has not been used very often lately.
literally exaggerated
09-10-2005, 07:55 PM
Best kept secret? X-man's origin. No one *really* understands it, no matter how many times its told to them.
Xombie
09-10-2005, 08:10 PM
Best kept secret? X-man's origin. No one *really* understands it, no matter how many times its told to them.

Maybe your parents never told you were babies come from.
Infinity Chameleon
09-10-2005, 08:13 PM
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." -- Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac
Super Macho Man
09-10-2005, 08:14 PM
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." -- Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac
I like the Poor Richard sayings; they're simple, yet have a good amount of wisdom.
metalhead_dave743
09-10-2005, 08:22 PM
The best kept secret in comics is how Superman can hide his identity with his stupid glasses.
Adam Safran
09-10-2005, 08:23 PM
How females avoid spilling out of theri costumes.
Mike Smith
09-10-2005, 08:31 PM
The best kept secret in comics is how Superman can hide his identity with his stupid glasses.

I think at one point in time they BS'd him some Superface-contortion to change his face (he may have had superventroloquism too I think.)

I've also heard, maybe on here, that his glasses lens were made from precrafted glass found on his ship, and it amplified his Super-mindcontrol/deception so that whatever he wanted people to see (Clark Kent) was amplified when he wore them.
Michael P
09-10-2005, 08:33 PM
The ingredients in Martian Manhunters´cookies

Dude, they're Oreos. It's right on the package.
Darth Joker
09-11-2005, 02:58 AM
Xellos, from Slayers. ;)

Living Tribunal gets some high marks as well.
Adrian Tullberg
09-11-2005, 03:04 AM
What exactly the current writers of DC are smoking ...
OverMaster
09-11-2005, 05:54 AM
What the heck is Drake Mallard's civilian job?

Exactly why the frink does Lum love Ataru?

How does old man Alfred clean all of the huge Wayne Manor by himself?

Why does Krillin not have a nose?
Ghost
09-11-2005, 09:36 AM
How does old man Alfred clean all of the huge Wayne Manor by himself?

He's a butler, isn't he? Butler's don't do cleaning.
JCAll
09-11-2005, 10:55 AM
Dude, they're Oreos. It's right on the package.

Proving you can't keep a secret.
Deskad
09-11-2005, 10:58 AM
Why does Krillin not have a nose?

His parents did a lot of drugs.

Tien's mom and dad lived near a nuclear power plant until nuclear energy was banned in the DBZ world by Capsule Corp in favour of other, less dangerous sources of power.


Of course, that's just my guess.
OverMaster
09-12-2005, 04:49 AM
He's a butler, isn't he? Butler's don't do cleaning.

Who else could do it? Between Bruce's obsession and his day job, he doesn't have time for that. Harold was only a mechanic, and now he's dead. The Robins are a highly unlikely guess...

Hmm, but maybe they have Aunt Harriet chained, hidden and enslaved somewhere and she does the cleaning for them. Yep, that must be. :)
Dizzy D
09-12-2005, 05:38 AM
Maybe your parents never told you were babies come from.

Taken from Cable&Deadpool #17

Sinister:"I made him the old-fashioned way."
Deadpool:"Got some local farmgirl knocked up, huh?"
Sinister:"A pinch of genetic material from a young man in Hartford here, a dash from a mystery woman there..."

Sinister has an interesting definiton of old-fashioned.
Eliseu Gouveia
09-12-2005, 08:44 AM
Exactly why the frink does Lum love Ataru?

I ask myself the exact same question.
I know that some girls have a soft spot for jerlks but when he´s hitting at e-ve-ry single girl right in front of her, well, it´s just beyond ridiculous...
Radical
08-17-2008, 09:16 PM
Taken from Cable&Deadpool #17

Sinister:"I made him the old-fashioned way."
Deadpool:"Got some local farmgirl knocked up, huh?"
Sinister:"A pinch of genetic material from a young man in Hartford here, a dash from a mystery woman there..."

Sinister has an interesting definiton of old-fashioned.

Why do I hear Baron Underbheit (from the Venture Bros.) as the voice of Mr. Sinister?