DC, a roleplay.

[Deskad]

The DC Universe, of which you have now become part of.

By virtue of plot gods, you have become one of the DC characters, your soul now replacing his or hers within that body. Live it out in the DC Universe, take the abilities and basically do what you want, keeping in mind all other characters and the aspects of the Universe itself.

The character you pick is up to you, but obviousy, you can't take a character already picked by someone else.

As thread starter, I pick Superman.

Oh, and one last note, this is Post Crisis, just in case.

[Magneto_X]

Someone should start a Marvel version. :)

[Deskad]

Wow, no real takers. Come on, I honestly thought this would be a fun thing to do.

[Adam Safran]

I call Freakazoid!

[Adam Safran]

FZ: Hey Everybody! You realize that if you take off his glasses and put him in tights, Clark KEnt looks an AWFUL lot like Superman??

Meet my good friend!

Ambush Bug enters

Superman: AUGH!!

[Devon C.]

Edit: Better yet, I'll take Darkseid. The REAL one, not the jobber.

[Charge]

I'm Wonderwoman :D :D

[Adam Safran]

Augh! My boobs have fallen from their top for the tenth time in the last hour! :D

[Charge]

Augh! My boobs have fallen from their top for the tenth time in the last hour! :D

Mugger #836: Hand me the bag lady! Or else....

*I arrive*

Mugger #836: *a bit shaky* stay away..... or the lady gets it.

*I bend down and pretend to pick something up*

Mugger #836: TAKE ME IN, PLEASE TAKE ME IN........... *and then dies satisfied*

[darkkeeperjr]

Yes! no longer am I called the manhunter! Henceforth i shall go by the title the martian lord. :D

Yeah I know what you're thinking! :cool:

[Goldenbane]

I'll be Captain Marvel! SHAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goldenbane]

Yeah I know what you're thinking! :cool:

All my doubts and fears??? When I look in your eyes, in time, will I find, the reason you're here? In time will all things pass away? In time will I come back some day?? To live once more? Or die once more? But in time my time will be no more????

Heh, sorry...watch too much of Punisher 2004. :D

[The Avatar of Madness]

I...AM...BRAINIAC!

Activate contingency plan #3! Total nuclear shutdown...OF THE SUN!

[Adam Safran]

I, being Le Freak, introduce Brainiac to the ANimaniacs. :D

[Devon C.]

*Omega Effects everyone and then restores them before they knew what hit them*

I love being a New God.

[Deskad]

I zooming around at super-speed giving people wedgies.

[The Avatar of Madness]

I, being Le Freak, introduce Brainiac to the ANimaniacs. :D
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
They are the avatars of Madness itself! The sanity of whole multiverses is undermined by their very existence...heh..heh, please, put down the giant hammers...(crunch)

[Adam Safran]

I give Darkseid a WEDGIE!

[Devon C.]

I give Darkseid a WEDGIE!
I Omega Effect Freakazoid, then restore him. Then, finding him amusing, attempt to mind control him into being my jester, but, his mind being so messed up, it fails.

[Adam Safran]

I then watch as Darkseid tries to read my mind, and starts foaming at the mouth while I do Deadpool impersonations.

I wave at him as the nice people from the psych ward put him in a straightjacket.

[Deskad]

now for a bit of seriousness...

Superman land on the surface of the small planet, observing the plain. The yellow sunlight given off by the sun of that system feeding every cell of his kryptonian structure, Deskad looked through telescope eyes at his hands. Power was amazing, but there waere too many flaws, too many unavoidable rules.

He questioned as to why the real superman never tried to adress the obvious flaws his physiology presented. For starters, sunlight, remove it, and the powers were a finite source indeed. What however, could serve as a substitute, energy powering him had to come from somewhere in the form of light of certain wavelengths, which would then be logically converted into simple biological energy including heat. Thus was the amazing system each kryptonian cell held.Food was no answer, digestion obviously only went so far, and without a direct matter to energy conversion, there was no way to possibly get enough energy anyways.

So what was the answer, kinetic, friction? Deskad didn't know.

The next obvious problem, kryptonite. That ne was however more easily solvable. The science of said concern was simple to the point of stupidity. The radiation emitted by the preposterous green rocks was poison to his celluar structure. The answer was simple, build up an antidote, through gradual exposure or a neutralizant. Sure, one could wait, as each rock of kryptonite would only last so long, irraiated to nothing. The problem with this however was, they had a ridiculously long half lfe. So the answer to a quicker solution had to be found.

He would try exposure frst, that was his decision.

Deskad lifted off the ground, looking at the star scape, then, in an instant, raced off, speed approaching light, towards what to a regular observer, would be a blue dot.

[Deskad]

Three days later, he had one of the answers, one he least expected. The solution to the sun problem. One evn better than the sit in the sun for millenia one..

[Radical]

Has anyone taken GL yet? If not, can I at least be Batman?

[Adam Safran]

I cruise along Gotham, hanging with Ambush Bug.

Mxyplx (sp) is left hanging from a flagpole in his boxers.

[Deskad]

He remembered once, how supeman's solar absorbing metabolism went into hyper mode once. Well, the body was able to control nearly every aspect of itself down to the microbiological level. The process, at that time involuntary, like almost any other in the body, could be triggered, to a much more extreme, yet controlled degree.

Deskad had a simple, but extremely dangerous plan, he would absorb into himself, an entire sun. Death or power beyond what he evr held now, was a gamble he was willing to take.

[Anthony Johanson]

I take Lobo.

[Deskad]

Two indestructable eyes looked upon it's magnificent light.

A stra, still young and glowing a brilliant blue, sliightly larger than Earth's sun. So much power it was overwhelming. Even stronger under it's rays than he normally would be, Deskad flew towards it, approaching the star's surface. Well. it was now or never, mass to energy conversion was no joke, and on this scale... the consequences would be dire given the slightest error.

His form baearing the heat without feeling it, plunged through the star, towards it's core, where the heat would be in the millions of degrees.

Deskad felt power unbelievable, his senses overloaded with solar radiation. Now or never, now or never, his mind chanted.... evry cell going into overdrive, and...

[Anthony Johanson]

Im riding across the universe on my motorcycle.

[Devon C.]

Meanwhile, on Apokalips:

"These subjects of mine. So loyal. So dedicated. What more could I ask for? The universe, that's what. Yet, my quest for the Anti-Life Equation has yielded no positive results in years. What must I do to obtain the greatness which I deserve? There *must* be a way." I looked down at the accursed orb called Earth as a wonderous idea occurred. "There *is* a way..."

[Deskad]

He looked at himself, in awe.

Appearance wise, there was no change, except maybe a slight increase in muscle mass and a darker tinge to the skin.

Internally however... well, it was hard to describe.

Before, the body was in principle a solar battery, which regurgetated the enrgy it consumed into a field that gave it the apparent properties of something indestructable and strong beyond all reason. In actuality, the said abilities had nothing to do with superman's physical self, nothing to do with his size, density or mass.

That was not the case now, or rather, wasn't completely the case. While the field, and thus all the body's energetical properties were all still present, the body itself was no longer a simple enrgy processor unit. The energy he had consumed from the sun, had transformed into his own mass. The body in itself was indestructable, and dense past all reason. It regurgetated energy like it did before, still receiving proportinally the same ratio of a power up, but when the initial recepient in itself was countless times more durable than before, the end result would naturally be that many times stronger than the previous level of powers. It was basically superman's powers multiplied by an unknown exponent.

Devoid of sunlight, the body would no longer have a field, but still retain incredible physical properties in and on itself. With every solar absorbtion he did, the body would strengthen, and the powers would grow, in a non reversible pattern, because it would be actual mass and density, as well as structural integrity that increases.

This still didn't solve the Kryptonite problem, but that would come later.

[Adam Safran]

I'm currently bouncing around on the Bat-Pogo as I go through Gotham.. Rather bored since I saw Joker run to Arkham screaming and begging and pelading to be let in..

So, I'm pondering going over to Metropolis..

Getting into the Freak-Mobile, I zoom back towards Metropolis, before beng caught in rush hour traffic.

[Deskad]

Landing on the Daily Planet roof, Deskad looked around. It was time to begin life anew. First and foremost, build a new identiy to replace the Clark Kant nonsense.

[Charge]

Ok people - Anyone who wants my character (wonderwoman) can take it.

I ain't really interested in a RP thread and it's pointless in any case cause I'l be off to coll again in another 3 days

[Radical]

OK, guess I'm Green Lantern.

I'm checking out a new solar system when I notice Superman (Deskad). He looks like he's gotten a supertan. "Hey, Supes, what's up?" I ask.

[Adam Safran]

I'm currently spinning through the computers of LexCorp, ooohing..

Meanwhile, inside of Star Labs, various killer robots are all doing a Congo Line.

[Deskad]

OK, guess I'm Green Lantern.

I'm checking out a new solar system when I notice Superman (Deskad). He looks like he's gotten a supertan. "Hey, Supes, what's up?" I ask.

Looks to the Green Lantern individual.

"Hello? I assume you are Green Lantern, right?" he asks.

[Adam Safran]

I've currently invaded all of Lex's computer network and given them a virus - that won't quit until he sings the 'I'm Very Sorry Song'.

On Larry King.

Dressed in drag.

[Radical]

Looks to the Green Lantern individual.

"Hello? I assume you are Green Lantern, right?" he asks.

"Yep. You look different, change your hairstyle?" I quip. Then, "Seriously, what's up with the tan?"

[The Avatar of Madness]

(flys up to Superman and Green Lantern) Behold the power of...BRAAAAAINIAC!...........

.............uhh...what is it that I do? I forget. :confused:

[Adam Safran]

I move to try and infect Brainiac's harddrive so he thinks he's the Village People.

[Anthony Johanson]

He remembers the target.

A crimelord, brown hair, hazel eyes,currently on Earth. I gave my word that he would die, and I never break my word,besides, theres a bounty on this guy.

He revved up his motocycle, ready to make the journey.

[Deskad]

"Yep. You look different, change your hairstyle?" I quip. Then, "Seriously, what's up with the tan?"

"Well, would you believe me if I told you that I was on vacation suntanning on a beach somewhere?"

Deskad spoke, inwardly growing worried. This world was not his own, he didn't particularly have a need to mingle with natives yet. It's not easy for one to go from 19 year old guy to world's superhero, however that happened. Something seemed off though, would Green Lantern really be so carefree, shouldn't he be patrolling or something, what was Green Lantern like anyways as a person. Was it possible that this change, this implantation into a superhero's body, befell not only him but others?

[Deskad]

(flys up to Superman and Green Lantern) Behold the power of...BRAAAAAINIAC!...........

.............uhh...what is it that I do? I forget. :confused:


Ah crud, villians too now. Deskad frowned, this was not good. Revving up, he fired a full blast of heat vision towards the intruder, the beams millions of times hotter than sun's core.

[Anthony Johanson]

Disregard post.

[The Avatar of Madness]

With a distinct fizzing sound, the twin crimson beams seemed to melt into the alien beins body. His eyes flashed with irritation, and he opened the palm of his hand to reveal a large hunk of krytonite. At the same time, he redirected the energy from the eyeblasts into a tiny, white hot sphere as hot as the fires of creation and slammed it into the Man of Steels head.

[Deskad]

With a distinct fizzing sound, the twin crimson beams seemed to melt into the alien beins body. His eyes flashed with irritation, and he opened the palm of his hand to reveal a large hunk of krytonite. At the same time, he redirected the energy from the eyeblasts into a tiny, white hot sphere as hot as the fires of creation and slammed it into the Man of Steels head.
Shekes his head ignoring the flames on principle, the heat simply wasn't enough to bother him as he simply shrugged it off in his new state. The kryptonite however, was becoming a problem, but surprisingly, not much of one. Aside froma small unpleasant tinge and a visual irritation, the rock didn't seem to do anything. Turning towards the piece of glowing green feces, Deskad, now superman, simply blasted the rock into vapour with another stream of condenced solar radiation. Why the real superman never did that, he would never know. Perhaps the real superhero, for all his shinyness, had an innate wish to leave a weakness, should his power ever get to his head.

Deskad smirked, he had no such wish, no more so than he wished to actually act all goody-goody.

[Deskad]

He didn't wish this, not at this time, a battle this early on would cost him much if he was questioned as to who he really was.

Perhaps, metropolis wasn't the best place to be. Deciding that, Deskad blasted off to the north east, to his himetown, perhaps there , he could begin life anew, in this Universe, which to him, was still stuff more of fiction than a newfound reality.

[Altraferne]

I'll take Parallax. :evilsmile

At the End of Time, Parallax turns to view the forceof Entropy crushing all life from the Universe.

"Such a terrible, beautiful thing. It can help me make everything right. Hmm, what's this?" He turnd and gazes into the infinite cosmos. Something is changing in the universe he knew. He too is changed, as if a different person.

Altraferne, as Parallax, senses the souls of his fellow CBR posters entering the DC Universe and decides to port to where they are.

Appearing in a blast of emerald energy and swath in the rampant power of time itself, Parallax appears and looks at the others saying, "Hi guys. 'Sup?"

[The Avatar of Madness]

(turns to Green Lantern) What's up with him?

[Altraferne]

He didn't wish this, not at this time, a battle this early on would cost him much if he was questioned as to who he really was.

Perhaps, metropolis wasn't the best place to be. Deciding that, Deskad blasted off to the north east, to his himetown, perhaps there , he could begin life anew, in this Universe, which to him, was still stuff more of fiction than a newfound reality.

"You, you're Deskad correct?" Parallax asked.

[Anthony Johanson]

On Earth....

"The coward. When I catch up with him there is going to be hell to pay"

I had tracked my target down to a city called Los Angeles, in an abandoned warehouse, when the target saw me, he called his goons, and ran. The goons unloaded their bullets on me, but, my regeneration made it seem like nothing. When I got close to the first goon, I used him as a bullet shield, then dropped him. For the second goon, I decided to show him how it felt being hit by his own weapon. Finally,for the last goon, I snapped his neck.

I smashed down the door where the target ran to. I found him hiding behind his desk, and I decided to strangle him, after all, the target has to be recognizeble for a bounty.

I tied him to my motorcycle, but then I decided to have a drink or two.

[Deskad]

"You, you're Deskad correct?" Parallax asked.


He froze midflight, he had moved only a kilometer, in a femtosecond. Turning to the being who had spoken, he replied.

"So it is as I thought, for some reason, we have replaced those already here. Well, this makes things easier." he nodded. "I am, and you are?"

[Altraferne]

He froze midflight, he had moved only a kilometer, in a femtosecond. Turning to the being who had spoken, he replied.

"So it is as I thought, for some reason, we have replaced those already here. Well, this makes things easier." he nodded. "I am, and you are?"

"You'd know me as Altraferne. And it seems I lucked out in this little adventure of ours, didn't I?" He smirked to himself. "But don't worry, I have no intention of rewriting the universe...as of yet."

[The Avatar of Madness]

Time to use my knowledge of the universe to perpetrate graet destruction...oh, screw it. Who wants to play some badminton?

[Anthony Johanson]

I'll take Parallax. :evilsmile

At the End of Time, Parallax turns to view the forceof Entropy crushing all life from the Universe.

"Such a terrible, beautiful thing. It can help me make everything right. Hmm, what's this?" He turnd and gazes into the infinite cosmos. Something is changing in the universe he knew. He too is changed, as if a different person.

Altraferne, as Parallax, senses the souls of his fellow CBR posters entering the DC Universe and decides to port to where they are.

Appearing in a blast of emerald energy and swath in the rampant power of time itself, Parallax appears and looks at the others saying, "Hi guys. 'Sup?"

"Nothing much, I was just going to cash in on my bounty"

[Deskad]

"You'd know me as Altraferne. And it seems I lucked out in this little adventure of ours, didn't I?" He smirked to himself. "But don't worry, I have no intention of rewriting the universe...as of yet."

"Oh I am not worried. I figured out a few tricks of my own. Keh, three days, bloody three days, and there go the weaknesses."

he shrugs.

"So, are we gonna play charade with the natives, or outright tell them superheroes will do things differently now."

[Altraferne]

"Nothing much, I was just going to cash in on my bounty"

Suddenly realizing he has ported everywhere at once, Altraferne slaps his head.

"Oh, sorry. I'm doing that omnipresent thing. Catch you later." Recombines to one person and conintues conversation with Superman/Deskad.

[Altraferne]

"Oh I am not worried. I figured out a few tricks of my own. Keh, three days, bloody three days, and there go the weaknesses."

he shrugs.

"So, are we gonna play charade with the natives, or outright tell them superheroes will do things differently now."

"Between the two of us, we have more than enough power to do whatever we desire. I guess we should ask ourselves what we want to do." Using grand gestures. "Do we live out our own selfish fantasies with these god-like powers of ours, or do we do as Uncle Ben says and take the responsibility that comes with them?"

[Anthony Johanson]

After walking out with a huge sum of cash, I decide to get a useful power back, the blood drop power. After a while, I catch up with the guy, and with the poison he made, I make a restorative, I drink it, and its done.

After, I decide to go back to Earth, that planet didnt seem so bad.

[The Avatar of Madness]

(walks up to Superman and Parralax)...Could this coversation be any more melodramatic? I mean, you two sound like a pair of self-absorbed versions of L. Ron Hubbard. What gives you the right to toy with mens lives with your vast powers Also, that tan? Makes you look about fifty years ol-(hits Superman in face with krypton-based laser weapon)..d. As for YOU, Parralax...I will...I...crap. Your gonna hurt me arent you?

[Deskad]

"Between the two of us, we have more than enough power to do whatever we desire. I guess we should ask ourselves what we want to do." Using grand gestures. "Do we live out our own selfish fantasies with these god-like powers of ours, or do we do as Uncle Ben says and take the responsibility that comes with them?"


"I don't think I will become a tyrant, but I refuse to be 'superman' as they knew him. Humans have existed as a race for half a million years, as a discernable civilization for the last ten millenia. If they managed so far, they can jolly well take it from here. My only worry is about some of the overzealous posters from our world who might think otherwise. Imagine what Darkseid's power might be in the wrong hands. Look at my example, a good three days thinking, and I have no weaknesses, I can grow stronger whenever I wish. Let's face it, we are better at this than the originals were."

He looks around, noting the particle movement in the air, listening to radio anywhere was an interesting ability. Novosti in Moscow was on.

[Altraferne]

(walks up to Superman and Parralax)...Could this coversation be any more melodramatic? I mean, you two sound like a pair of self-absorbed versions of L. Ron Hubbard. What gives you the right to toy with mens lives with your vast powers Also, that tan? Makes you look about fifty years ol-(hits Superman in face with krypton-based laser weapon)..d. As for YOU, Parralax...I will...I...crap. Your gonna hurt me arent you?

"Well, I could and yet...." Shrugs "Eh, what the hell." Unleashes emerald tsunami onto Avatar of Madness. "Surf's up Scooter." :evilsmile

Looks at Superman/Deskad. "You alright?"

[Deskad]

(walks up to Superman and Parralax)...Could this coversation be any more melodramatic? I mean, you two sound like a pair of self-absorbed versions of L. Ron Hubbard. What gives you the right to toy with mens lives with your vast powers Also, that tan? Makes you look about fifty years ol-(hits Superman in face with krypton-based laser weapon)..d. As for YOU, Parralax...I will...I...crap. Your gonna hurt me arent you?


Ignores kryptonite.

"Are you done?"

Maybe I should absorb a black hole, an old, large one, see how much power it will give me.-he thinks,n oting how the kryptonite was useless.

[Deskad]

"Well, I could and yet...." Shrugs "Eh, what the hell." Unleashes emerald tsunami onto Avatar of Madness. "Surf's up Scooter." :evilsmile

Looks at Superman/Deskad. "You alright?"


smiles.

"An infinitely dense, absolutely indestructable body constructed on a superstring condension level seems to be immune to kryptonite."

[Anthony Johanson]

Back to earth....

I shrug: "Maybe I can amp my strength,regen etc. up"

[Altraferne]

smiles.

"An infinitely dense, absolutely indestructable body constructed on a superstring condension level seems to be immune to kryptonite."

"Just checkin." Looks about at devastation wrote. "Y'know, I really enjoyed that. Is that wrong?"

[The Avatar of Madness]

...ow.

I go to Hell.

Satan: (puts hand on shoulder) You are one FINE lookin' man

A of M: (sob)..Thanks. So are you..

[Deskad]

"Just checkin." Looks about at devastation wrote. "Y'know, I really enjoyed that. Is that wrong?"


Is using heat vision to shoot gulls out of metropolis pier's sky..

"Depends how one looks at it."

[Altraferne]

...ow.

I go to Hell.

Satan:(puts hand on shoulder) You are one FINE lookin' man

A of M:(sob)..Thanks. So are you..

Reverses time to bring back Avatar of Madness from Hell.

"Didn't want to take you out of the game. Run along now." :)

[Altraferne]

Is using heat vision to shoot gulls out of metropolis pier's sky..

"Depends how one looks at it."

"Is anything big going down at the moment? Cause I feel the need to get involved. Should I start something?"

[The Avatar of Madness]

I rejoin this thread as...Mr.Myxlptl.

My first act is to use by unimaginable 5th dimensional powers to convert the energy in Superman into cheese.

...THAT'S A-NO GOUDA!

[The Avatar of Madness]

Reverses time to bring back Avatar of Madness from Hell.
:(
"Didn't want to take you out of the game. Run along now." :)

Now their are two of me.. :evilsmile

[Altraferne]

I rejoin this thread as...Mr.Myxlptl.

My first act is to use by unimaginable 5th dimensional powers to convert the energy in Superman into cheese.

...THAT'S A-NO GOUDA!

"Hey, I dare you to read the big green letters that just appeared right behind you!"

[Deskad]

Looks at himself.

"This simply won't do, it just won't Tights? Underwear outside? Was this guy superman or fruityman?"

Flies to space where he revweaves the suit into a martial arts tupe outfit of blue with the logi still on the front, and the red fabrik into the form of a sash to be tied at the waist. Returns to the spot he left, 3 seconds after leaving.

[Altraferne]

Looks at himself.

"This simply won't do, it just won't Tights? Underwear outside? Was this guy superman or fruityman?"

Flies to space where he revweaves the suit into a martial arts tupe outfit of blue with the logi still on the front, and the red fabrik into the form of a sash to be tied at the waist. Returns to the spot he left, 3 seconds after leaving.

"Nice sash. Make's you look all shamany."

[Deskad]

I rejoin this thread as...Mr.Myxlptl.

My first act is to use by unimaginable 5th dimensional powers to convert the energy in Superman into cheese.

...THAT'S A-NO GOUDA!
Celluar structure, being infinitely dense and strong simply destroys the cheese, turning it back to energy faster than the pain can register.

[Deskad]

"Nice sash. Make's you look all shamany."

"Thanks, I simply refuse to look like a circus freak."

notes that his new outfit is more comfortable as well.

[Altraferne]

"Thanks, I simply refuse to look like a circus freak."

notes that his new outfit is more comfortable as well.

Looks about, startled. "Did it seem like the universe just stopped for a few minutes? I felt as if I were paralyzed in both thought and action."

[Deskad]

Looks about, startled. "Did it seem like the universe just stopped for a few minutes? I felt as if I were paralyzed in both thought and action."


"I thought that was your doing... it wan't?"

[Altraferne]

"I thought that was your doing... it wan't?"
"No. Not by my hand did reality stop." smiles. "Boy that sounded good didn't it?"

[Deskad]

"No. Not by my hand did reality stop." smiles. "Boy that sounded good didn't it?"


Snorts

"Drama queen, come on, time to mess with mortals!"

Zooms towards the ground at mach, stopping in front of an ice cream shop, walks inside, steals all he wants, and walks out, ignorring the protests of the owner. His eyes fall upon an electronics store, Deskad smirks.

"I need something to play tunes while I destroy and cause chaos, heh, this should do."

[Radical]

"Shit," Radical/GL decides, "if this is gonna be such a headache, maybe I'm better off as..."

His ring warps him to what looks like a city on Earth. Judging from the skyscraper with the WAYNE ENTERPRISES logo, and the sky with the Bat-signal shining off the clouds, he seems to be in Gotham City. Radical looks down at himself. Yep, he's Bruce Wayne alright. He gets into the limo, points at the Bat-signal, and says, "Three guesses where to go, Alfred."

[Altraferne]

Snorts

"Drama queen, come on, time to mess with mortals!"

Zooms towards the ground at mach, stopping in front of an ice cream shop, walks inside, steals all he wants, and walks out, ignorring the protests of the owner. His eyes fall upon an electronics store, Deskad smirks.

"I need something to play tunes while I destroy and cause chaos, heh, this should do."

"What a second! All of reality just stopped for a few minutes and you vanished for like twenty. We've got a situation here, we have to gather our forces, form a strategy, find out what the hell is going on!" Watches as Deskad trashes Radio Shack.

"Eh, you're right. Time for a little wanton abandon." Grows to giant size and scoops up the city of Metropolis in his hands. "Citizens of the World...Bakaw!!" :p

[Altraferne]

After scaring the bejeezus out of Metropolis, Altraferne replaced the city and flew off into space. He changed his costume color scheme to match that of Ion and turned his head into an anime bishonen style with white hair and green bangs.

A good ways out from Sol, he stops and creates a perfect star and about it places many worlds, one for each major story idea he's ever had. He populates them with his characters and crafts them to his own liking, free at last to give form to his dreams.

[Deskad]

Deskad is busy beating the everlovin shit outa every thug to cross his line of sight, while listening to Maaya Sakamoto, eating a hotdog and shooting down random flying objects. Using telescopic vision, sees a new star appear.

"Heh, those all-powerfuls and their little games."

[Deskad]

sees a tank ride up to him and some random military brass guy yell something. Replies by flicking a pebble at the tank, which works like a high powered armor piercing bullet, going through steel like a hot knife through butter, smashing into the engine.

[Deskad]

Ponders for a second. With density increased to infinite, the amount of energy that can be stored is infinite, which means the amount of sunlight he can absorb is infinite, meaning the longer he is around, the stronger his powers get, quick. Smirks, aw this is good! Unlimited physical power.

Picks up the tank with unconscious military guys as he sees more military armor and aircraft approach. Will he?


Nah, but scaring them off is a good idea!

Tensing his vocal cords, he sends out the particular frequency that would trigger a panick responce in the human brain, yelling.

"Go away!"

The military, naturally, split.

[Altraferne]

Suddenly having a great idea, Altraferne opens the boundries of space and time, reaching into other realities and pulls out the most powerful denizens from another world.

Aware of Deskad's rampage, Altraferne teleports the being known as Gladiator into his presence.

"Enjoy." he says in good humor.

[Deskad]

Deskad looks at the guy before him.

"Oh great, another weirdo. And momma always taught me to avoid bad company."

Charges in, punching the Gladiator so hard he smashes into Jupiter a second later. Deskad, picking up speed, zooms after him. Smirking to himself, he sends his cells into overdrive once more, sucking up solar energy at an exponential rate, power skyrocketing.

Gladiator flies at him to retaliate, Deskad spins, kicking him back into the planet's surface.

[Altraferne]

From where he watches the battle, Altraferne gives Gladiator a sudden burst of energy and removes alldoubts from his mind.

"Now it should get interesting." he chuckles. :evilsmile

[Deskad]

"Tsk, I've played this long enough!"

Unleashing a wide beam of heat vision, so hot it glows an eerie purple, Deskad vapourises the pest.

"So much for that, I wonder what mister omipotent sunny side up is doing.."

[Deskad]

"..I mean, bringing the gladiator just to see me fight. Hey, you, get Thanos here!"

[Anthony Johanson]

Suddenly having a great idea, Altraferne opens the boundries of space and time, reaching into other realities and pulls out the most powerful denizens from another world.

Aware of Deskad's rampage, Altraferne teleports the being known as Gladiator into his presence.

"Enjoy." he says in good humor.

"Wahoo!"

*you hear a person riding his motorcycle, then jumps off, accidentally hitting you in the head*

"Oops,sorry"

[Deskad]

To prepare for whatever comes next, Deskad decides there is only onr thing, he must become even stronger, enhance the body even more. But a simple star absorbtion won't do this time. No, something a bit more, potent is needed.

[Altraferne]

"..I mean, bringing the gladiator just to see me fight. Hey, you, get Thanos here!"

Nods. "As you wish." Altraferne teleports the Mad Titan into Deskad's presence. "Let's get it on!"

[Altraferne]

"Wahoo!"

*you hear a person riding his motorcycle, then jumps off, accidentally hitting you in the head*

"Oops,sorry"

"Huh, oh, it's you." Smiles in a not totally sinister manner. "And who would you like to fight, little boy?" :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

"Huh, oh, it's you." Smiles in a not totally sinister manner. "And who would you like to fight, little boy?" :evilsmile

" I have no clue, what are my choices?"

[Altraferne]

" I have no clue, what are my choices?"

"I can bring in anybody you want, or teleport you wherever you want to go. I can open up the past or the future and send you there or bring anyone back. Your choices are as limitless as my powers. Pick any body."

[Deskad]

Using a full burst of taktile teleken, Deskad zooms through the Galaxy at speeds beyong that of light, by many, many millions of times, the sheer mass of his being snapping the laws of physics in half.

They can't be seen for no light comes off of them. Energy itself can't escape them, and the gravity is so intense, it tears subatomic structure apart. Superman however, even as he originally was, held one, surely, this body, should be able to handle one.

Deskad speeds further towards the vortex, the point of no return of all matter, the heart of what once used to be a brilliant star. Mass as infinite as his own.

Straining against gravity that defies reality, he approaches the sphere of pure darkness. Even he, one who had really nothing to lose in this reality, was scared.Slowly, or perhaps fast, time meant nothing here, he extended his hand, placing it on the surface of the object.

"It was once a star, this must work." I want to... I want to reverse a black hole, to allow it to become energy rather than absorb it. Is it even possible!!!??? Probably not. Keh, I really am insane. Well, here goes nothing, infinite beyond infinite, here I come!!!"he thought, as his cells once again came aglow, the power of absorbtion straining against the pull of the black hole, two objects of infinite mass trying to absorb each other, beyond all physics and reality...


...he knew that if it failed, God couldn't bring him back.

[Anthony Johanson]

"I can bring in anybody you want, or teleport you wherever you want to go. I can open up the past or the future and send you there or bring anyone back. Your choices are as limitless as my powers. Pick any body."

"Why dont you pick, you know make it random?"

[Altraferne]

Using a full burst of taktile teleken, Deskad zooms through the Galaxy at speeds beyong that of light, by many, many millions of times, the sheer mass of his being snapping the laws of physics in half.

They can't be seen for no light comes off of them. Energy itself can't escape them, and the gravity is so intense, it tears subatomic structure apart. Superman however, even as he originally was, held one, surely, this body, should be able to handle one.

Deskad speeds further towards the vortex, the point of no return of all matter, the heart of what once used to be a brilliant star. Mass as infinite as his own.

Straining against gravity that defies reality, he approaches the sphere of pure darkness. Even he, one who had really nothing to lose in this reality, was scared.Slowly, or perhaps fast, time meant nothing here, he extended his hand, placing it on the surface of the object.

"It was once a star, this must work." I want to... I want to reverse a black hole, to allow it to become energy rather than absorb it. Is it even possible!!!??? Probably not. Keh, I really am insane. Well, here goes nothing, infinite beyond infinite, here I come!!!"he thought, as his cells once again came aglow, the power of absorbtion straining against the pull of the black hole, two objects of infinite mass trying to absorb each other, beyond all physics and reality...


...he knew that if it failed, God couldn't bring him back.


Watches in wonder, and freezes Thanos in place until the fate of Deskad is determined.

[Deskad]

He looked upon himself, this time, there was simply no outward change, none whatsoever, but his body... dear god, was it actually possible to have a mass greater than infinite?

He focused his vision.

"So he brought Thanos, how amusing, a new toy!'

Deskad sped once more, his body no longer registering any effect of physical force upon it. Any and all possibility of being destroyed had gone away, this made Deskad happy.

The real superman, hah, what a joke, he could've done this all as well, except, he never did, gut too thin.

[Deskad]

looks upon Thanos, smiling.

"So, at last we meet. You know I have actually been an admirer of yours for a while. However, I have never understood your fascination with death."

[Altraferne]

"Why dont you pick, you know make it random?"

"Okiday." From the vastness of the limitless Omniverse, Altraferne reaches through infinite possibilites and brings forth a challenger for his guest. A chrous of strings errupts into life and a choir of unseen voices begins chanting a very frightening name. "Here you go," he says to his guest. He steps back to revea that SEPHIROTH has appeared in their midst.

Altraferne levitates above the conbatants and bids them have at one another. Meanwhile, he gazes toward Deskad.

[Altraferne]

looks upon Thanos, smiling.

"So, at last we meet. You know I have actually been an admirer of yours for a while. However, I have never understood your fascination with death."

"It is the beauty of it, the infinite mystery of it." The Titan replies. "Here, let me send you to see it!" He leaps into the fray.

Altraferne watches and waits. What powers will this Infinite Mass Superman have at his disposal?

[Deskad]

"And you might be?" Thanos speaks

"You mean me or this body in which I am now joyfully stuck?"

"You."

Deskad muddled this over for a while, or actually 5 picoseconds how fast his brain now worked.

"My name is Deskad. I really don't excpect it to mean anything to you. I made it up about five years ago while trying to think up of a cool name for this character I wanted to invent for.. aw nevermind."

Winding up, and much to the Titan's surprise, he punches Thanos so hard it actually disrupts the molecular level control the titan has over himself.

Before Thanos can react, Deskad sped once more, kicking Thanos in the back using force enough to send Thanos halfway acrosss the Galaxy.

[Anthony Johanson]

"Okiday." From the vastness of the limitless Omniverse, Altraferne reaches through infinite possibilites and brings forth a challenger for his guest. A chrous of strings errupts into life and a choir of unseen voices begins chanting a very frightening name. "Here you go," he says to his guest. He steps back to revea that SEPHIROTH has appeared in their midst.

Altraferne levitates above the conbatants and bids them have at one another. Meanwhile, he gazes toward Deskad.

*looks at Sephiroth*

...crud. Well, *starts cutting himself, with each drop making a new Lobo, then regenrating the cuts* I think its even now.

[Daniel Lewis]

Water. Water all around me. For a moment, /GeekParallax/ panics. "Have to get to surface," I think to myself. I look up. Nothing. Look down. Thermal vents are spewing sulfur from the ocean floor. "How far down am I? Oh God, I'll never make it." Then, slowly I realize I'm breathing. I look down at my body, almost knowing before I see it what will be there. Orange shirt, green pants, and a liquid-like hand. "Am I? dear Lord, I'm Aquaman." I close my eyes and reach out. Half-formed thoughts and primitive emotions seep into my consciousness like waves washing up on a sandy shore. Beneath it, there is slow, steady hum-- the rumble of Earth's magnetic field. Using this new-found ability, I orient myself and begin swimming towards land-- towards Gotham.

[Deskad]

Freezing Thanos in place with newly discovered Telekinesis, Deskad calmly brings hm closer, only to receive a full cosmic blast into himself.

Without a scratch to his beyond indestructable self, Deskad just smirks.

"Superman is a good name, but it needs spice with these spiffy new abilities and an unbreakable, absolutely so, self. How about Omega-Superman. Os for short."

He punches Thanos once more, and again, until the Titan doubles over, coughing purple blood.

Usinga focus of pinpoint telekinesis, he had dubbed force-vision after the said power in the comics, Deskad slowly vivisects a screaming Titan.

"Interesting internal structure.... I wonder what that squishy part -sploosh- oops"

He lets go of Thanos, and watches as the massive being heals himself in self.

"I will destroy you for this!" Thanos roars.

"Really, neat regen power anyways, I wonder if I have it too. But you know, with the whole indestructable to the infinite power thing I guess I'll never find out..." A punch from Thanossends him back some, Deskad smirks as another pushes him back even further.

[Altraferne]

"And you might be?" Thanos speaks

"You mean me or this body in which I am now joyfully stuck?"

"You."

Deskad muddled this over for a while, or actually 5 picoseconds how fast his brain now worked.

"My name is Deskad. I really don't excpect it to mean anything to you. I made it up about five years ago while trying to think up of a cool name for this character I wanted to invent for.. aw nevermind."

Winding up, and much to the Titan's surprise, he punches Thanos so hard it actually disrupts the molecular level control the titan has over himself.

Before Thanos can react, Deskad sped once more, kicking Thanos in the back using force enough to send Thanos halfway acrosss the Galaxy.


Altraferne lightly plucks the two combatants from their positions and deposits them on a barren world, 100 times the size of Earth and orbited by a normal sun. Around it he places a distortion of Spacetime, which will return them to the planet's surface should they come in contact with it.

"This should work better than galaxy hopping." Altraferne says and sits back in Thanos' chair. It has a recliner option, he discovers.

[Anthony Johanson]

*sends 10 of the Lobo's to hold down Sepinroth while the remaining 10 plus me start wailing on him*

Youre not so tough, are you?

[Deskad]

" I tire of this game. You know what, why don't I just compress you into a singularity to replace the one I took out!?"

Thanos screams as he is crushed to a micron sized ball, sent into the corner of space from where Deskad took a black hole to absorb into his own body.

[Altraferne]

*sends 10 of the Lobo's to hold down Sepinroth while the remaining 10 plus me start wailing on him*

Youre not so tough, are you?

Sephiroth casts Super Nova. Altraferne moves his solar system a few Light hours away.

[Altraferne]

" I tire of this game. You know what, why don't I just compress you into a singularity to replace the one I took out!?"

Thanos screams as he is crushed to a micron sized ball, sent into the corner of space from where Deskad took a black hole to absorb into his own body.

"Shall I send you another opponet then, Omega Superman? A stronger one?"

[Deskad]

Looks around, realising he is no longer where he came from.

"Aw shit, this isn't good." pouts. 'Hey oni-guy, I killed the little purple froggy, send me back!"

[Altraferne]

Looks around, realising he is no longer where he came from.

"Aw shit, this isn't good." pouts. 'Hey oni-guy, I killed the little purple froggy, send me back!"

"Sure you won't have another fight? I was rather enjoying it myself."

[Deskad]

"Shall I send you another opponet then, Omega Superman? A stronger one?"


Thinks about it.

"Send me Buffy the vampire slayer, a case of cold ones, Mizuho Kazami and porno mags. Oh and some rusty razors... NO WAIT, changed my mind."

Vibrates faster than light, appearing back in his own continuum.

"I'm here."

[Anthony Johanson]

Sephiroth casts Super Nova. Altraferne moves his solar system a few Light hours away.

*looks cut and bleeding, and since he is bleeding, even more Lobos come out, then regenerates*

Ow....

*gets 20 Lobos to hold him down while the other 30 are attacking him, while I pry the sword from his grip*

Say ah.

*gets the Lobos to open Sephiroth's mouth, and then shoves his own sword in there, coming out the back of his neck*

[Altraferne]

Thinks about it.

"Send me Buffy the vampire slayer, a case of cold ones, Mizuho Kazami and porno mags. Oh and some rusty razors... NO WAIT, changed my mind."

Vibrates faster than light, appearing back in his own continuum.

"I'm here."

"Aw, don't leave yet, the party's just getting started." Altraferne rips open the space-time continuum and brings Superman Prime into Deskad's presence. "Up for a bit of a challenge?" He calmly asks of his companion.

[Deskad]

Looks at The Lobo's fighting Sephiroth using telescopic vision. At the same time noting how said vision actually sends near instantly travelling radiation, which would explain for the ability to see across space real time. The radiation actually moves so fast it reflects back as fast as he thinks. Deskad doubted that even he could fully figure it all out anytime soon.

Oh well, such was life.

[Altraferne]

*looks cut and bleeding, and since he is bleeding, even more Lobos come out, then regenerates*

Ow....

*gets 20 Lobos to hold him down while the other 30 are attacking him, while I pry the sword from his grip*

Say ah.

*gets the Lobos to open Sephiroth's mouth, and then shoves his own sword in there, coming out the back of his neck*

"Eww." Altraferne snapps his fingers. The Lobo clones vanish as does Sephiroth. "How bout this then." A portal appears and an immense shape emerges from a ruby red glow. It is the Juggernaut, from his time during the Eighth Day. "This should be better."

[Deskad]

"Aw, don't leave yet, the party's just getting started." Altraferne rips open the space-time continuum and brings Superman Prime into Deskad's presence. "Up for a bit of a challenge?" He calmly asks of his companion.


Blinks,

"Two supermen, did you pull him from another continuum, I stole the one's in this continuum's body!"

[Altraferne]

Blinks,

"Two supermen, did you pull him from another continuum, I stole the one's in this continuum's body!"

"He's a future incarnation, perhaps parallel, perhaps the real thing. I control the possibilities. It's what I do. Now, will you fight?"

[Deskad]

Deskad thinks, technically, him and the newly arrived superman are two sides of a same coin physically. The other absorbed sunlight gradually over the course of millenia, integrating it into his structure, while he, Deskad, did it instantly to an entire sun, then to a black hole. By all technicality, he should be more powerful, despite being in this body for only 4 days.

Deskad smirked, this was going to be fun.

[Anthony Johanson]

"Eww." Altraferne snapps his fingers. The Lobo clones vanish as does Sephiroth. "How bout this then." A portal appears and an immense shape emerges from a ruby red glow. It is the Juggernaut, from his time during the Eighth Day. "This should be better."

*cuts himself, makes Lobo clones*

Lobo clone #1, go charge the Juggernaut.

"This should give me a good chance to analyse my opponent"

*gets on his motorbike and flies out of range*

[Altraferne]

Deskad thinks, technically, him and the newly arrived superman are two sides of a same coin physically. The other absorbed sunlight gradually over the course of millenia, integrating it into his structure, while he, Deskad, did it instantly to an entire sun, then to a black hole. By all technicality, he should be more powerful, despite being in this body for only 4 days.

Deskad smirked, this was going to be fun.

"Oh, good!" Altraferne proclaimed. "But just outerspace won't do, oh no." With a wave of his hand he creates a cosmic collosium, thousnads of parsecs in diameter, with all types of terrain. Above hung his personal solar system and around it encircled the spacetime barrier he crafted earlier. This would surely prove to be the ultimate contest. With great enthusiasm he initiated a chain of super novas to herald the event and loudly shouted,

"LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

[Altraferne]

*cuts himself, makes Lobo clones*

Lobo clone #1, go charge the Juggernaut.

"This should give me a good chance to analyse my opponent"

*gets on his motorbike and flies out of range*

A second later, a furiously cursing Lobo clone flies past his head and vanishes into the black void of space. :D

[Deskad]

"You are, " Prime spoke.

"You," Deskad bluntly replied. "Or rather, somebody elses sould, in an upgraded version of your body."

"Why was I brought here?"

Deskad shrugged.

"Why do you think, to fight me obviously, and die. Your prescence here is possibly a paradox to my existance. Seeing I can't be destroyed, and you can't be returned, you are not from this continuum. So you must be from a parallel one wher my sould din't take over your body on a permanent basis."

Superman frowned.

"And why must we fight then, I see no real paradox."

Deskad smirked, now true to his nature.

"I won't kill you, but I have to see who the strongest superman is, you or myself."

The two squared off and launched towards each other, the collision of their fists creating shockwaves that split the planet they both stood upon. Moving at countless trillions of times faster than light, the landed hits by the billions, neither one sustaining any damage. However, while Prime's power was a plateau, however great, Deskad's body was rapidly absorbing sunlight, increasing in strength.

Superman began to feel Deskad's punches.

[Anthony Johanson]

A second later, a furiously cursing Lobo clone flies past his head and vanishes into the black void of space. :D

"Im in for a fight"

*Sends the Lobo clones behind the Juggernaut, trying to dogpile him*

"One more test"

[Altraferne]

"You are, " Prime spoke.

"You," Deskad bluntly replied. "Or rather, somebody elses sould, in an upgraded version of your body."

"Why was I brought here?"

Deskad shrugged.

"Why do you think, to fight me obviously, and die. Your prescence here is possibly a paradox to my existance. Seeing I can't be destroyed, and you can't be returned, you are not from this continuum. So you must be from a parallel one wher my sould din't take over your body on a permanent basis."

Superman frowned.

"And why must we fight then, I see no real paradox."

Deskad smirked, now true to his nature.

"I won't kill you, but I have to see who the strongest superman is, you or myself."

The two squared off and launched towards each other, the collision of their fists creating shockwaves that split the planet they both stood upon. Moving at countless trillions of times faster than light, the landed hits by the billions, neither one sustaining any damage. However, while Prime's power was a plateau, however great, Deskad's body was rapidly absorbing sunlight, increasing in strength.

Superman began to feel Deskad's punches.


Altraferne began giggling with delight. Nothing better than a good super slugout. He laughed and watched intently.

[Deskad]

Deskad's body, immune to any and all force in the omniverse, continued to grow stronger until, beyond anything even cosmics could once imagine, one of his hits cracked the golden surface of superman's body.

Deskad zapped back, standing in a fighting stance, observing photon movement should his opponent attempt to attack again.

[Altraferne]

"Im in for a fight"

*Sends the Lobo clones behind the Juggernaut, trying to dogpile him*

"One more test"

Juggernaut suddenly reenacts the end of the "Neo vs Smiths" fight from Matrix Reloaded, sending a spary of Lobos into the air.

[Deskad]

Deskad raised an arm, kinetic energy circling it, and sent a wave smashing into superman, mashing him into the ground.

"You lost," Deskad declared. "Omni, send him back, I will not kill him."

[Altraferne]

Deskad's body, immune to any and all force in the omniverse, continued to grow stronger until, beyond anything even cosmics could once imagine, one of his hits cracked the golden surface of superman's body.

Deskad zapped back, standing in a fighting stance, observing photon movement should his opponent attempt to attack again.

Altraferne applauded, his claps shaking the foundations of the heavens themselves. "Marvelous sport! Excellent!" He cried.

[Deskad]

Altraferne applauded, his claps shaking the foundations of the heavens themselves. "Marvelous sport! Excellent!" He cried.

Deskad bowed. If there was a way to spend an eternity, this was it.

[Altraferne]

Deskad raised an arm, kinetic energy circling it, and sent a wave smashing into superman, mashing him into the ground.

"You lost," Deskad declared. "Omni, send him back, I will not kill him."

"Oh, but why end it here and now, I'm just starting to really enjoy myself." With a burst of light, Altraferne restored Superman Primes body and instilled in him a furious bloodlust for his opponenet. "Heh heh heh, please continue. I insist." :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

Juggernaut suddenly reenacts the end of the "Neo vs Smiths" fight from Matrix Reloaded, sending a spary of Lobos into the air.

"Its obvious he is master of H2H, so lets see how good he is at long range attacks"

*starts taking out weapons and firing at the Juggernaut, while The Lobo clones bleed, and make more clones, and attack only after the long range attacks have been made*

[Deskad]

"Oh, but why end it here and now, I'm just starting to really enjoy myself." With a burst of light, Altraferne restored Superman Primes body and instilled in him a furious bloodlust for his opponenet. "Heh heh heh, please continue. I insist." :evilsmile


Deskad smirked, then vanished, moving at speeds that transcended time, he landed a precise strike to the back of Superman Primes head. The unconscious superhero falls.

"Enough is enough. I respect that man, I won't kill him."

[Altraferne]

Deskad smirked, then vanished, moving at speeds that transcended time, he landed a precise strike to the back of Superman Primes head. The unconscious superhero falls.

"Enough is enough. I respect that man, I won't kill him."

"I wasn't suggesting that you do. Oh very well," Altraferne resturns Prime whence he came, then appears before Deskad. "Out of curiosity, who would you NOT mind killing?"

[Deskad]

"I wasn't suggesting that you do. Oh very well," Altraferne resturns Prime whence he came, then appears before Deskad. "Out of curiosity, who would you NOT mind killing?"

"Bring me Doom, you know the one I mean."

[Altraferne]

"Bring me Doom, you know the one I mean."

"Ah, yes indeed." Altraferne raised his hands and called forth a portal, then stopped and turned to Deskad. "Shall it just be Doom alone or should it be one of his bouts of nigh-omnipotence? Just to be clear."

[Deskad]

"Ah, yes indeed." Altraferne raised his hands and called forth a portal, then stopped and turned to Deskad. "Shall it just be Doom alone or should it be one of his bouts of nigh-omnipotence? Just to be clear."

"Your choice, I mean, not even theOne Above All can do squat to hurt me, so all omnipotence means is that he'll just annoy me more. I prefer you just bring him and whatever armies he has."

[Altraferne]

"Your choice, I mean, not even theOne Above All can do squat to hurt me, so all omnipotence means is that he'll just annoy me more. I prefer you just bring him and whatever armies he has."

"Very well." Through portal comes an army of Dooms, each one representing Doom in each of his major moments of power and glory. They are of one mind, and one purpose, to destroy Deskad by any means necessary. "I hope this is to your satisfaction."

[Deskad]

"Very well." Through portal comes an army of Dooms, each one representing Doom in each of his major moments of power and glory. They are of one mind, and one purpose, to destroy Deskad by any means necessary. "I hope this is to your satisfaction."

Is already moving towards the first at light speed, launching a punch. Doom pops like an overripe zit, armor in small metal fragments.

"There is..'

Another Doom goes the way of the Dodo via heat vision instacooking in suit.

"...quite nothing like.."

Two more dooms are turned into scrunched up tinfoil faster than the eye can blimk.

"... a good mashing of a character that has annoyed you for a considerable while..."

The rest of the Dooms are skillfully disposed of via various tactics that include metal wedgies of death, deep frying, shaking to liquification or just plain old armor poppin punches.

"...now is there? Hey wow, 2.3 seconds time too"

[Altraferne]

Is already moving towards the first at light speed, launching a punch. Doom pops like an overripe zit, armor in small metal fragments.

"There is..'

Another Doom goes the way of the Dodo via heat vision instacooking in suit.

"...quite nothing like.."

Two more dooms are turned into scrunched up tinfoil faster than the eye can blimk.

"... a good mashing of a character that has annoyed you for a considerable while..."

The rest of the Dooms are skillfully disposed of via various tactics that include metal wedgies of death, deep frying, shaking to liquification or just plain old armor poppin punches.

"...now is there? Hey wow, 2.3 seconds time too"


"I'll admit to a considerable satisfaction of watching you work. Doom has annoyed the hell out of me ever since I started coming to the boards. Well done, Deskad. Bravo!" Altraferne causes the rest of the universe to burst into thunderous applause that can be heard to the ends of the multiverse and beyond.

[Deskad]

"I'll admit to a considerable satisfaction of watching you work. Doom has annoyed the hell out of me ever since I started coming to the boards. Well done, Deskad. Bravo!" Altraferne causes the rest of the universe to burst into thunderous applause that can be heard to the ends of the multiverse and beyond.

"Now that's one thing we can agree upon, he was annoying."

snorts,

"And cheese, so cheesy."

[Deskad]

Is busy picking a super-wedgie out of his ass, listening to the wonderful sounds of Origa's 'Mizu no Madomori'. Deskad is obsessive about music that relaxes his fiery scythian soul.

[Altraferne]

"Now that's one thing we can agree upon, he was annoying."

snorts,

"And cheese, so cheesy."

"Never much cared for cheese." He looked at the ruined landscape of the collesium, taking note of the Doom corpses littering the terrain. "Well, my omnipotence isn't going anywhere. What else would you care to rectify in the infinite continuums? What other personal fantasies can I help you facilitate?"

[Deskad]

"Never much cared for cheese." He looked at the ruined landscape of the collesium, taking note of the Doom corpses littering the terrain. "Well, my omnipotence isn't going anywhere. What else would you care to rectify in the infinite continuums? What other personal fantasies can I help you facilitate?"

"You mean aside from that Buffy, razors and a sweet time with mizuho Kazami.. no wait, Kay might object, and I like that kid. Lemme see, Chechen army to massacre, infinite ice cream, super weed!!! tm, Catwoman's pleasantly shaped Hiney.. oh why the hell not. Oy, Omni-sunny-side-up, ever watched Saber Rider and The Star Sherrifs?"

[Altraferne]

"You mean aside from that Buffy, razors and a sweet time with mizuho Kazami.. no wait, Kay might object, and I like that kid. Lemme see, Chechen army to massacre, infinite ice cream, super weed!!! tm, Catwoman's pleasantly shaped Hiney.. oh why the hell not. Oy, Omni-sunny-side-up, ever watched Saber Rider and The Star Sherrifs?"

"Can't say as I have." Rolls Deskad's nickname for him around and decides he likes it. :D "So, shall I port some stuff then?"

[Deskad]

"Can't say as I have." Rolls Deskad's nickname for him around and decides he likes it. :D "So, shall I port some stuff then?"

Port April Rowel, the girl of that show here, you know, the blonde one.

[Altraferne]

Port April Rowel, the girl of that show here, you know, the blonde one.

"Done." Opening a portal through time and space, Altraferne brings forth the one called April Rowel for Deskad's pleasure. And just for kicks, throws in a hill of that super weed he mentioned.

"You know, this was fun. Unfortunately, I feel the real world pulling my consciousness back to my body. Farewell, good sir, hopefully we can do this again some time." Respectfully, he bows to Deskad and then vanishes in a blinding blast of emerald light and energy. To be seen again, who knows? All things are possible.

[Deskad]

"Done." Opening a portal through time and space, Altraferne brings forth the one called April Rowel for Deskad's pleasure. And just for kicks, throws in a hill of that super weed he mentioned.

"You know, this was fun. Unfortunately, I feel the real world pulling my consciousness back to my body. Farewell, good sir, hopefully we can do this again some time." Respectfully, he bows to Deskad and then vanishes in a blinding blast of emerald light and energy. To be seen again, who knows? All things are possible.

"Sure thing, this was awesome."

Grabs the girl and uses TK to pick up th pile of weed, flying off into the sunset. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

*Looks at the atomized Juggernaut*

Any more fights?

[Anthony Johanson]

No more fights? :(

[Anthony Johanson]

Going once, Going twice, gone as it is shown that after Deskad leaves, Parralax has no more interest.

[Deskad]

retsugo!!!!!

[Deskad]

A stoned Deskad stumbles into the arena, sash gone, shirt ton, smelling of perfume.

[Deskad]

"Tch, nobody."

[Anthony Johanson]

"Tch, nobody."

I told you.

[Deskad]

I told you.
I will might you with all my fight!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

I will might you with all my fight!!!

It would be an eternal stalemate, as I have installed a thing, no matter where or how I am hit, blood will flow.

Besides, I want a fight when a person is not stoned, but if its the only option I have, ok.

[Deskad]

It would be an eternal stalemate, as I have installed a thing, no matter where or how I am hit, blood will flow.

Besides, I want a fight when a person is not stoned, but if its the only option I have, ok.
Go ahead, I am not really stone. You try getting high with infinite neuro mass. I made a bundle selling superweed though. Keh keh keh. Also, hitting me is useless.

[Anthony Johanson]

Go ahead, I am not really stone. You try getting high with infinite neuro mass. I made a bundle selling superweed though. Keh keh keh. Also, hitting me is useless.

Just like attacking me is useless.

[Deskad]

Just like attacking me is useless.

"Super-ballkick-nojutsu-meha!!!!!!"

Kick him.

[Anthony Johanson]

"Super-ballkick-nojutsu-meha!!!!!!"

Kick him.

My balls rip off, but regenerate.

[Deskad]

"wow, cool ability. I bet most cats wish they had that one."

coffs

"Anyhoo, here's another one."

Farts.

[Anthony Johanson]

"wow, cool ability. I bet most cats wish they had that one."

coffs

"Anyhoo, here's another one."

Farts.

Skin starts ripping off, but regenerates.

[Deskad]

"hey look, ELVIS!"

kicks him just for kicks.

[Anthony Johanson]

Regenerates. This is fun.

[Deskad]

Regenerates. This is fun.

"I agree with all my heart, however small and dark it may be."

prepares.

"Kame-modafoka-super-noballs-protecthtelittlekittenskagebunshinsomerandomjapane sashitameHA!!!!!!!"

blasts him.

[Anthony Johanson]

"I agree with all my heart, however small and dark it may be."

prepares.

"Kame-modafoka-super-noballs-protecthtelittlekittenskagebunshinsomerandomjapane sashitameHA!!!!!!!"

blasts him.

*Drops of blood create a new Lobo.*

"Good think I got that ability, or I would have been permanently killed off, that ability to make blood fall however I am attacked."