Movie quotes for Anime/Video Game/Comic book characters

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I got this idea from a fanfic I read. Here's the gist of it. You take a quote from a movie,then replace the person who said the quote with someone from either a Video Game,Anime,or Comic book.

Like this one.....


Goku: "Alright, I'll give it a try."

Kami: "No! Try not. Do.. or do not. There is no try."

° (Star Wars) The Empire Strikes Back



I replaced Luke and Yoda with Goku and Kami from DBZ.

Now you guys/girls try.

[Erebus]

"No, Con-El *rasp*. I AM your father (sort of)" Lex Luthor
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Superboy

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Krillin: "Well, well, well. They certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days."
Older Marron (his daughter): "What are you doing here?"
Krillin: "We were just driving by, going out for some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us."
Marron: "I said I would be home by ten. It's not even nine."
Krillin: "Who said anything about that? I thought you just might want to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You do know what a hatchet is, don't you Bug?"
Bug (Marron's date): "It's an axe?"
Krillin: "Sort of , yeah, yeah. I've got one in the car of you'd like to see it."
Bug: "I'll pass."
Krillin: "Fair enough. I like to carry it. You never know when you're gonna' need it. You know, a situation might come up, for example, someone's been drinking and about to drive a loved one home. Then I like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder... Whiik! The elbow... shave a little meat off the knee cap... Whup! Oooh! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp, too. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why, I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat, are you Bug? Wait a minute. Bug. Gnat. Is there a little similarity there? Oooh, I think there is!"

° Uncle Buck

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"No, Con-El *rasp*. I AM your father (sort of)" Lex Luthor
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Superboy



:D


Good one.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Piccolo: "You're out of your mind."

Brolli: "Yeah.. Ain't it cool?"

° Broken Arrow

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

17: "I want a palimony agreement and I want one now."
Dr. Gero: "Well I don't have a palimony agreement on me right now. Is tomorrow all right?"
17: "Don't use that tone to me."
Dr. Gero: "What tone?"
17: "That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman."
Dr. Gero: "You're not a woman."
17: "Oh, you bastard!"

° The Birdcage

(Heeheehe…)

[Alan2099]

This is fun. In the following scans, Batman's dialog has been replaced by lines from Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic3.jpg

[The Dog]

Marron(Krillin's Young Daughter) - Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Army of Darkness


Freddy Krueger: Nobody else does this much for charity.
Jason Voorhees: Bob Hope would.
Freddy Krueger: True.

Rocky III


Harry Potter: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Lord Voldemort: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Harry Potter: That's a question you should ask yourself, Voldemort.

Transformers: The Movie


Marron(Krillin's Young Daughter): My hobby is to slowly peel the skin off the rabbits I catch, especially cute little bunnies like you.

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Marron(Krillin's Young Daughter) - Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Army of Darkness


Freddy Krueger: Nobody else does this much for charity.
Jason Voorhees: Bob Hope would.
Freddy Krueger: True.

Rocky III


Harry Potter: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Lord Voldemort: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Harry Potter: That's a question you should ask yourself, Voldemort.

Transformers: The Movie


Marron(Krillin's Young Daughter): My hobby is to slowly peel the skin off the rabbits I catch, especially cute little bunnies like you.

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie


Nicely done.



Goten: "Where are we going?"

Trunks: "Nowhere."

Goten: "So what's the rush?"

° The Lost Boys

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Aeris: "You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"

Sephiroth: "Well I haven't killed you yet..."

° Lethal Weapon

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Vincent: "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

° Army of Darkness






:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Sephiroth: "The guy with the rubber gloves was surprisingly gentle."

° Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

[The Dog]

KRILLIN
Knock it off, Goku.

17
What?

KRILLIN
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
is. I'm the one who buys it, I
know how fuckin' good it is. When
Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys
shit. I buy the gourmet expensive
stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
wanna taste it. But what's on my
mind at this moment isn't the
coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
Saiyan in my garage.

17
Krillin --

KRILLIN
-- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Goku. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead Saiyan
storage?"

17 starts to "Krillin" him --

KRILLIN
-- answer to question. Did you see
a sign out in front of my house
that said, "Dead Saiyan storage?"

17
(playing along)
Naw man, I didn't.

KRILLIN
You know why you didn't see that
sign?

17
Why?

KRILLIN
'Cause storin' dead Saiyans ain't
my fuckin' business!

Pulp Fiction

[MKTerra]

This is fun. In the following scans, Batman's dialog has been replaced by lines from Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic1.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/MikeILLER/batmancomic3.jpgHah! :D Have you posted this on Death Spiral?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Piccolo: "Pick spot. Shut up. Wait."

° Final Fantasy X (Kimarhi quote. I know for a fact)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Android 17: "Wow, our last day on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, though."

18: "What's that?"

17: "Kill people."

° Dogma

(I know you 17 lovers are going to get me for this one @_@)




:D

[Alan2099]

Hah! :D Have you posted this on Death Spiral?
I have now.