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Arrjay
08-26-2005, 02:27 PM
In the What's With All The Sex Thread our esteemed colleague Dosadi Experiment pondered on the idea of an S.T.D thread and being that I am an idiotic individual with absolutely no sense of originality I figured I'd start it.
I've never had a sexually transmitted disease but I did once experience a Sore Testical Dillemma which is almost as hard to endure. Adios Amigos.

nubly
08-26-2005, 03:25 PM
well i ahve a cyst on my penis. its not that bad but i'll get it drained someday. also, arnet they called STIs now, not STDs?

Arrjay
08-26-2005, 03:32 PM
well i ahve a cyst on my penis. its not that bad but i'll get it drained someday. also, arnet they called STIs now, not STDs?

Cysts are fun. And I think you're right. They're sexually transmitted infections now. I don't really understand why it was changed. Either way we're still talking about a sexually transmittable thing that you'd best avoid unless you enjoy discomfort in extremely important areas. Which I doubt most people do.

BlairH
08-26-2005, 03:37 PM
well i ahve a cyst on my penis. its not that bad but i'll get it drained someday. also, arnet they called STIs now, not STDs?

You said in the "modified baby" thread that you find sex sore? Perhaps that's why?

Me? I've never ever had an STD. But then again I've never had S, let alone TD.

nubly
08-26-2005, 03:53 PM
You said in the "modified baby" thread that you find sex sore? Perhaps that's why?

Me? I've never ever had an STD. But then again I've never had S, let alone TD.
no. the cyst itself is actually on the foreskin. its the exposed head of my penis that hurts. just didnt want to get too graphic

kingpin51
08-26-2005, 10:30 PM
u know a great way to get rid of a cist is to hit it very hard with a large book......not that i'm sugesting it though

FunkyGreenJerusalem
08-26-2005, 10:51 PM
God I wish I wasn't in this thread but...


But then again I've never had S, let alone TD.

Maybe you should get some S.

Might loosen you up a little.

And you probably won't waste as much money on guns afterwards either.

Rachel Grey
08-26-2005, 11:09 PM
I once got razor rash in a rather painfull area. Now I wax.

FunkyGreenJerusalem
08-26-2005, 11:11 PM
I once got razor rash in a rather painfull area. Now I wax.

If only more did the world would be a better place.

mattbib
08-27-2005, 12:38 AM
Several STD's are gotten rid of quite easily. A few pills and all is happy again. :)

Education or personal experience? CBR may never know...

Dan Apodaca
08-27-2005, 12:52 AM
Several STD's are gotten rid of quite easily. A few pills and all is happy again. :)

Education or personal experience? CBR may never know...

I'm guessing personal experience and friends' personal experience.

howyadoin
08-27-2005, 01:31 AM
Never caught a thing, despite all the pre-marital sex.

Yes, it's true, kids - condoms work. Don't listen to the liars who tell you otherwise; they just don't want you to get fucked.

mattbib
08-27-2005, 01:43 AM
Unfortunately condoms don't prevent all STD's. ;)

The Dosadi Experiment
08-27-2005, 02:11 AM
I never had an STD

but for the sake of being controversial

HIV and AIDS, why are people being so casual about it? I know more people with multiple sexual partners, who don't use condoms, then I know people who swear by condoms.

They always shrug when I point out that they're sleeping with girls who have slept with maybe dozens of others, and god knows if one of them had AIDS or HIV, they might all be screwed. They shrug because they say that they "trust" their sexual partners, they trust when they say that they don't have anything.

ironically the condom haters are straight, I've yet to meet someone I know personally who is gay and likes to have have intercourse without a condom, all the gay people I know are into condoms big time, all the straight people whisk whatever risk there is away.

Also a condom is used when you enter the vagina, or do some of you get oral statisfaction while your willy is safely wrapped up in rubber?

nubly
08-27-2005, 04:39 AM
Unfortunately condoms don't prevent all STD's. ;)
really? do you mean condoms dont prevent all STDs or condoms arent reliable all the time? if its the former, which ones do they not prevent?

JeffreyWKramer
08-27-2005, 05:29 AM
really? do you mean condoms dont prevent all STDs or condoms arent reliable all the time? if its the former, which ones do they not prevent?

They don't do much to prevent genital warts.