what's with all the SEX!

[The Dosadi Experiment]

Sex here, sex there, sex everywhere!

[atoningunifex]

Sex here, sex there, sex everywhere!

People like sex.

This is NOT rocket science.

[i_mmmchocolate]

heh heh, take a look at the 'surgically adjusted' thread.

[Rabid Trekkie]

Sex here, sex there, sex everywhere!

I don't know but we should put a stop to it fast.

[Donald M.]

Sex is good.

Anyone within the appropriate age bracket should be free and, yes, encouraged to have sexual relations with whatever willing sentient beings also in the appropriate age bracket will have them!

Only Communists don't like sex. They breed in vats.

[Typo Lad]

People like sex.

This is NOT rocket science.

Not at all.

More like advanced hydraulics.

[The Dosadi Experiment]

Someone should start a thread about STD's

SEX gives you the deathmonkeytouch!

[Donald M.]

Someone should start a thread about STD's

SEX gives you the deathmonkeytouch!

All this anti-sex nagativity.

You're not a dirty Commie, are you?

[The Defenestrator]

the Good Lord God Says That Sex Will Give You Polio If You"re A Teenager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Typo Lad]

Someone should start a thread about STD's

SEX gives you the deathmonkeytouch!

Noooo...

Being STUPID and having unprotected sex and/or casual sex gives you STDs.

Vaginas don't kill people. The last penis to be inside the vagina kills people.

[The Dosadi Experiment]

All this anti-sex nagativity.

You're not a dirty Commie, are you?


I am a commie!

Down with the vile sexery!

[Typo Lad]

I think Aesop said it best...

One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch.

"Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he.

Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes.

Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed.

Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said, "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away.

It's easy to despise what you cannot have

[Joe Rice]

My advice: if you suspect a comic book message board thread is about sex: never, ever open it.

[Donald M.]

I am a commie!

Down with the vile sexery!

I knew it!

Down with the fearsome menace of the Communist clonemasters!

[i_mmmchocolate]

My advice: if you suspect a comic book message board thread is about sex: never, ever open it.

I'll add to that:

The contents may frighten and/or shock you.

[The Dosadi Experiment]

I knew it!

Down with the fearsome menace of the Communist clonemasters!

keep your filthy sex-hands off my vat-bred body! Your hedonistic capitalistic sexing overlords shall fail! Communism shall take over, and then the sexery will end!

[Joe Rice]

But mostly gross out.

[Typo Lad]

But mostly gross out.

So you didn't read my "pleasuring my wife" thread?

[Joe Rice]

I read no sex threads. Learned that lesson a long time ago.

[ocelotrevs]

Desensitisation

[Donald M.]

So you didn't read my "pleasuring my wife" thread?

It involved a thick slab of meat, didn't it? You filthy animal!

[The Defenestrator]

I read no sex threads. Learned that lesson a long time ago.
What about this one? We're all being pleasured as we type.

[Typo Lad]

It involved a thick slab of meat, didn't it? You filthy animal!

Hey, just doing what comes natural!

[Joe Rice]

I'm out!










.

[Typo Lad]

What about this one? We're all being pleasured as we type.

...

I'm not.

There's someone under your desk, isn't there?

[Dan Apodaca]

I'm out!










.

Put yourself back in, would you? I'm almost there.

[Typo Lad]

Put yourself back in, would you? I'm almost there.

...

You sir are sick!

SICK!

I love it.

[The Defenestrator]

...

I'm not.

There's someone under your desk, isn't there?
Brian Bendis's hand.

Which, curiously, is no longer attached to his body.

[Dan Apodaca]

...

You sir are sick!

SICK!

I love it.

I almost wondered if it was too much. But I pressed "submit reply" before I could change my mind.

I am glad I did.

[Typo Lad]

Brian Bendis's hand.

Which, curiously, is no longer attached to his body.


Ever heard Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"?

No?

Gimme a B-flat, Sam...

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off.
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

[Nitmo]

It's because we're not allowed to talk about sex when fly's around, it makes him go crazy -er

[Arrjay]

Sex is awesome.
Sex is good.
Have sex with every person
in your neighbourhood.
Shag in their bedrooms
behind closed doors.
You'll get so good
you won't have to pay for whores.
They'll come to you in droves.
They'll pay you the fees
Just be careful not to get
a sexual disease.

That's the smartest thing I've said all day. Which is realy saying something.

[Nitmo]

Sex is Evil
Evil is Sin
Sin is forgiven
So Sex is in

[Arrjay]

Sex is Evil
Evil is Sin
Sin is forgiven
So Sex is in

Sex is good.
Sex is awesome.
Got some friends?
Let's have a foursome.

[StarsAndGarters]

**Skids in the door a la Cosmo Kramer**

Sex? What?

[hulahulk]

**Skids in the door a la Cosmo Kramer**

Sex? What?


That made me chuckle. Thanks.

[Grant]

What else are we suppose to talk about? Comics?

[hulahulk]

What else are we suppose to talk about? Comics?

Geek.

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[StarsAndGarters]

What else are we suppose to talk about? Comics?What about putting the two together? There's all sorts of dirty permutations there.