A baby is born.

[Arrjay]

So there was this baby born a while back. There was nothing particularly remarkable about him except that upon birth it was noted that he didn't have any eyelids. The mother of the baby expressed her surprise at this to the doctor who said "That's okay. We haven't circumcised him yet. Once we have we'll use the skin from his penis for eyelids."
"You can't do that" exclaimed the mother "He'll be cock-eyed."
"True" replied the doctor "but think about the foresight he'll have."

[Karl J. Barnes]

So there was this baby born a while back. There was nothing particularly remarkable about him except that upon birth it was noted that he didn't have any eyelids. The mother of the baby expressed her surprise at this to the doctor who said "That's okay. We haven't circumcised him yet. Once we have we'll use the skin from his penis for eyelids."
"You can't do that" exclaimed the mother "He'll be cock-eyed."
"True" replied the doctor "but think about the foresight he'll have."

BA-DA-thud!

[The Defenestrator]

There was once a bris with a very inexperienced mohel. He was absolutely terrified at the way the kid was squirming around and couldn't bring himself to circumcise the child. Finally, he gutted up and just decided to get down and do it fast. When it was finally over, he was immensely proud of himself. But as he was leaving, he noticed that he hadn't been paid.

The mohel said "Where's my tip?"

The parents said "Where's our son's?"

[i_mmmchocolate]

Ha! Good joke!