SUPERECWFAN1
08-25-2005, 07:57 PM
Pat Robertson is pretty much on everyones mind right now. Has he cracked ? Is he losing it and his good Christian values ? So I found an Interview in my files and its one that points that Pat was close to losing It.
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The show starts as Pat welcomes us to the 700 Club. He has a special Interview with...Jesus tonight. Yes Pat Robertson will talk to Jesus and the 2 will talk about the topics.
Pat Robertson: " So Jesus , whats it like to be reconized at starting a World Wide religion ? Is it all you would have dreamed of years ago as Carpenter ? "
Jesus : " I am very touched by it all , Pat. I preach Love and togethorness and forgiveness. Though one thing bothers me and its the Killing in my name . Why ? "
Pat Robertson: " Yes that is bad. Whats your take on those Muslim assholes ? "
Jesus: ( gettin uncomfortable) " Uhh Pat , I preach peace and love. Everyone must follow who they believe on. "
Pat Robertson: " Peace & Love ? Ok Jesus what about Satan and his future War in Armageddon ? Cleary you must have negative thoughts there."
Jesus: " As I have said , My father's will be done and he will always be the answer. We will win Pat because as Christians you believe and that is the answer."
Pat Robertson: " But instead of a costly War with Satan why not let us go and send the Special Op's in and assasinate Satan. Take him out before it costs us so much. "
Jesus: " Pat, that is against the 10 Coomandments that my Father has laid down. You do know.." Thou Shalt Not Kill " don't you ? "
Pat Robertson: " No I didn't say Kill. I said take out ."
Jesus: " You said Kill , Pat. Please do not break another Commandmant and Lie to the Son of God."
It sorta broke down right there. Pat tried saying that God punished the homosexuals and all for 9/11 and Jesus correcting him. At the end I doubt he'll be back on there anytime soon.
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The show starts as Pat welcomes us to the 700 Club. He has a special Interview with...Jesus tonight. Yes Pat Robertson will talk to Jesus and the 2 will talk about the topics.
Pat Robertson: " So Jesus , whats it like to be reconized at starting a World Wide religion ? Is it all you would have dreamed of years ago as Carpenter ? "
Jesus : " I am very touched by it all , Pat. I preach Love and togethorness and forgiveness. Though one thing bothers me and its the Killing in my name . Why ? "
Pat Robertson: " Yes that is bad. Whats your take on those Muslim assholes ? "
Jesus: ( gettin uncomfortable) " Uhh Pat , I preach peace and love. Everyone must follow who they believe on. "
Pat Robertson: " Peace & Love ? Ok Jesus what about Satan and his future War in Armageddon ? Cleary you must have negative thoughts there."
Jesus: " As I have said , My father's will be done and he will always be the answer. We will win Pat because as Christians you believe and that is the answer."
Pat Robertson: " But instead of a costly War with Satan why not let us go and send the Special Op's in and assasinate Satan. Take him out before it costs us so much. "
Jesus: " Pat, that is against the 10 Coomandments that my Father has laid down. You do know.." Thou Shalt Not Kill " don't you ? "
Pat Robertson: " No I didn't say Kill. I said take out ."
Jesus: " You said Kill , Pat. Please do not break another Commandmant and Lie to the Son of God."
It sorta broke down right there. Pat tried saying that God punished the homosexuals and all for 9/11 and Jesus correcting him. At the end I doubt he'll be back on there anytime soon.