What things never stop being funny?

[Jiro]

Is there anything you know, like a joke or some hilarious thing you saw or had happen to you, that's remained funny despite the passage of time and repetition? That's just as funny now as when you first experienced it?

[Dreadstar]

Marx Brothers movies.

[BlairH]

Wesley's signature.

[Wesley Dodds]

My signature.

[BlairH]

My signature.

His signature

[Brian Cronin]

40-year-old virgins?

-Brian

[Slam_Bradley]

Footballs to the groin. Watching that never gets old.

[Devon C.]

Well, mainly because I am a video game addict, but this joke said in a comparison between Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog never stops being funny to me:

You know, I can't decide between the two. As much as I think that Sonic sucks, I could never bring myself to support a plumber who does magic mushrooms. It just doesn't feel right.

[Michael P]

This picture.

[StoneGold]

Cock, shit and fart jokes.

[Jiro]

This picture.

Man, did I regret clicking on that link.

[Beatnikman]

Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff?

http://www.pcsphonetones.com/115/w_wile_e_coyote.jpg







Nope, I was wrong. Close, though.

[K'Nort]

"Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!"

[BlairH]

"No blood for oil" is a joke that I personally always find funny.

[Adem]

Stonegold.

[JTLauder]

"All your base are belong to us! (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf)"

[K'Nort]

"All your base are belong to us! (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf)"

Apparently you're right. I automatically laughed.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Pedestrians accidentally tripping/missing their step.

[StoneGold]

Stonegold.
You know you're just encouraging me, right?

[i_mmmchocolate]

People who walk into super-clean glass walls/doors.

[Adem]

You know you're just encouraging me, right?

That was the plan.

[Jiro]

People who walk into super-clean glass walls/doors.

I've had that happen to me before. You don't know whether to compliment the glass-cleaner or curse him/her.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I've had that happen to me before. You don't know whether to compliment the glass-cleaner or curse him/her.

It happened to me when I was 8. I walked straight into the door leading to the pool.

I cried hysterically for an hour or so.

[StoneGold]

It happened to me when I was 8. I walked straight into the door leading to the pool.

I cried hysterically for an hour or so.
Pure hillarity.

[Dom]

ethnic jokes

[Puma]

this movie

http://highdesertskeptic.blogspot.com/blazing_saddles015.jpg

[i_mmmchocolate]

Bad haircuts!

[Typo Lad]

The bullfighting joke. You know the one.

[K'Nort]

The bullfighting joke. You know the one.

Eh?

.......

[Puma]

Eh?

.......
I'm thinking it has to do with testicles and who loses

[Grant]

Laser pointers.

[StoneGold]

this movie

http://highdesertskeptic.blogspot.com/blazing_saddles015.jpg
Was just going over that in another thread.

[Typo Lad]

I'm thinking it has to do with testicles and who loses

Si!

Never fails to crack me up!

[Ed Cunard]

The Seanbaby Superfriends (http://seanbaby.com/super.htm) page, and Aquaman (http://seanbaby.com/superfriends/aquaman.htm) in particular. Also, SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER.

[Converge]

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

[Grant]

40-year-old virgins?

I'd have to agree with that.

[DrewTheXenocide]

Conan O'Brien's "Walker Texas Ranger" bits.

[StoneGold]

For the most part, the Daily Show. Still the funniest thing I can watch on a daily basis.

[Grant]

Conan O'Brien's "Walker Texas Ranger" bits.

Those fucking kill me. I love it when some jackass in the audience screams "Do it!" when Conan asks if he should pull the lever.

[dougputhoff]

Not a thing, but a person:

JERRY LEWIS!

[Pil]

This picture.
Shouldn't that star be MUCH bigger?

[Michael P]

Shouldn't that star be MUCH bigger?
Steroid abuse hath its disadvantages.

[Pil]

Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff.

'Return of the Pink Panther' and 'Pink Panther Strikes Again'

'Allo 'Allo

[thehod]

According to Mrs Hod, people falling over is the funniest thing ever. It can happen in films, tv, real life. Anywhere.
Someone falls over, or trips, or falls off something, or out of something…. she’s in instant apoplexy.

Apparently, its even funnier when they’re drunk.

[Grazzt]

"Lemon curry?"

The fish slapping dance.

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?"

The Penis Song

"I know you know what I'M thinking, boy: meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow."

"That's not my face, Homer." "I've made my choice."

Any response to "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!"

Rockapella on Carmen Sandiego.

Deadpool in the Marvel Girl outfit.

Deadpool shoryuken-ing Kitty.

Ludicrous speed.

The video game Afterlife

"What woman wouldn't want to date the fastest man alive?" "Exactly...HEY!!! What are you implying?" (I can't believe the Justice League cartoon got away with that.)

Batman getting punched in the face by Shade on JLU.

[UncleBob]

Punching babies.

[Dark Galaxy]

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
I was just going to say...the "Afternoon Delight" segment of Ron Burgundy. I don't know what it is about it, but I laugh hysterically every time. It is my Achilles Heel of comedy. When they start going into the high pitched duet...oh Jesus, I lose it.

[UncleBob]

I was just going to say...the "Afternoon Delight" segment of Ron Burgundy. I don't know what it is about it, but I laugh hysterically every time. It is my Achilles Heel of comedy. When they start going into the high pitched duet...oh Jesus, I lose it.

Brick is the best part of that movie.

"I love lamp."

"Sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel."

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

People who walk into super-clean glass walls/doors.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present my daughter:

[StoneGold]

Brick is the best part of that movie.

"I love lamp."

"Sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel."
Best Brick moments pretty much revolved around the fight scene. From the grenades, to Brick killing the guy with the trident... god bless Steve Carrell.

[UncleBob]

Best Brick moments pretty much revolved around the fight scene. From the grenades, to Brick killing the guy with the trident... god bless Steve Carrell.

Before I saw that movie I didn't realize how great he truly was. Sure, I saw him on Daily Show, but the other Steve was always my favorite of those two... especially during Even Steven.

But now... well... he still is, cause he says things like "HAHA, Dangly Parts!"

Anyways...

"Are you sure this is a shortcut?"
"Fantastic!"

[StoneGold]

Before I saw that movie I didn't realize how great he truly was. Sure, I saw him on Daily Show, but the other Steve was always my favorite of those two... especially during Even Steven.

But now... well... he still is, cause he says things like "HAHA, Dangly Parts!"

Anyways...

"Are you sure this is a shortcut?"
"Fantastic!"
I was always a huge fan of Steve on the Daily Show. He was sort of like the anti-Stephen Colbert. Whereas Stephen can play the deadpan asshole news guy with the best of them, Steve was a complete flopsweat wreck. Kind of like what Rob Corrdrey does today, only Steve did it a little better.


That said, mark my words, out of the current crop of correspondents, Rob will be the next breakout star.

[UncleBob]

I was always a huge fan of Steve on the Daily Show. He was sort of like the anti-Stephen Colbert. Whereas Stephen can play the deadpan asshole news guy with the best of them, Steve was a complete flopsweat wreck. Kind of like what Rob Corrdrey does today, only Steve did it a little better.


That said, mark my words, out of the current crop of correspondents, Rob will be the next breakout star.

Well, yeah, he's already been in Old School :D

[StoneGold]

Well, yeah, he's already been in Old School :D
And he was Moses Taylor, the actor who plays Frank Wrench, the cop who always plays plays by the rules, on the TV show "Wrench."

[monkeysweat]

Pedestrians accidentally tripping/missing their step.
That's it for me. Immature giggling everytime someone has a stumble.

[SteelTownr]

Before I saw that movie I didn't realize how great he truly was. Sure, I saw him on Daily Show, but the other Steve was always my favorite of those two... especially during Even Steven.

But now... well... he still is, cause he says things like "HAHA, Dangly Parts!"

Anyways...

"Are you sure this is a shortcut?"
"Fantastic!"

Are you guys coming to the pants party?

Mark B.

[UncleBob]

Are you guys coming to the pants party?

Mark B.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

[Dark Galaxy]

Before I saw that movie I didn't realize how great he truly was. Sure, I saw him on Daily Show, but the other Steve was always my favorite of those two... especially during Even Steven.

But now... well... he still is, cause he says things like "HAHA, Dangly Parts!"

Anyways...

"Are you sure this is a shortcut?"
"Fantastic!"

Me and the hubby are going to see "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" on Friday. It's our 5 year anniversary, and we thought of no better way of spending it than with Steve Carell. He's a funny funny bastard.

Edit: well, I have thought of other ways to spend it, but such talk isn't lady-like :p

[SteelTownr]

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

Are you still holding that Charity Golf Tournament, Brick?

Mark B.

[Ray R.]

Are you still holding that Charity Golf Tournament, Brick?

Mark B.


I AM MAKING LOUD NOISES AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[Adam Crocker]

Tastes like chicken.

[UncleBob]

Are you still holding that Charity Golf Tournament, Brick?

Mark B.

Umm, no... no. Too many people died last year so we're not gonna.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Uncle Bob's spanking Hippo.