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MacQuarrie
08-12-2005, 01:13 PM
Honest, that's the first line of the "Shock Wave" song.

Here, enjoy...

http://www.shockwavesong.com/Aalexus/

Don't say I never gave you anything.
MacQuarrie
08-12-2005, 11:46 PM
Come on, admit it... she's the J-Bolt of music!
Papergirl
08-12-2005, 11:52 PM
HOLY CATS!

That is some god-awful web 'designing'! Yes, for that ALONE, she is the J-Bolt of music! *twitch*

I... I just can't bring myself to listen to any of her music. If she tortured HTML that badly, think how much WORSE the 'music' must be!

~Bev
Jeff Brady
08-13-2005, 12:09 AM
It's pretty horrible.

Please excuse me while I floss my brain with steel wool.
Cam63
08-13-2005, 12:09 AM
Maybe a career in mime would best suit her.
Lunar Daydreamer
08-13-2005, 12:29 AM
She lost me with that atrocious pigeon poop vest top :p
Cam63
08-13-2005, 12:31 AM
The pigeons were disguised critics giving unsubtle reviews.
Adam Crocker
08-13-2005, 12:54 AM
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This is even better than the guy who did the Cyborg Sean Hannity comic! I'll buy ten copies of it!
Crowley
08-13-2005, 12:59 AM
...


wow... I always wondered what Celine Dion was like in Bizzaro world.
Cam63
08-13-2005, 01:20 AM
You had to bring her up, didn't you.
Corsair
08-13-2005, 01:22 AM
I'm reminded of Shelley Duvall's singing in the Popeye movie...




(That's not really a good thing)
boolean
08-13-2005, 06:30 AM
"You just reek of animal energy...."

Honest, that's the first line of the "Shock Wave" song.

Incorrect. According to the lyrics page the first line is: "Well, you just wreak of animal energy".

How exactly one "wreaks" of animal energy, I don't know.

Come on, admit it... she's the J-Bolt of music!

I don't know if I'd go that far. After all, she has produced an actual product, that people can really buy. Which makes her about a hundred times more successful than Bolty.

On the other hand...

http://www.shockwavesong.com/Escape2/index.html
Boldido
08-13-2005, 06:39 AM
I'm reminded of Shelley Duvall's singing in the Popeye movie...




(That's not really a good thing)

That's the first thing I thought of when I heard her too. The second thing I thought of was a myriad of painful humiliating ways to punish Mac.
Papergirl
08-13-2005, 07:08 AM
The second thing I thought of was a myriad of painful humiliating ways to punish Mac.
You too, huh?


~Bev
MacQuarrie
08-16-2005, 12:28 AM
You too, huh?


~Bev
Come on, it's perversely enjoyable. We've been playing it in the office all day. (Somebody here has the CD.)

There was a raging debate at the office as to whether or not this was an elaborate hoax. According to one of my co-workers, somebody he knows and trusts (whom I have also met) saw her at a music conference, and she is dead serious. The CD is real. Another co-worker is hoping to book her for his birthday party. I am so there if it happens.

One would think that her opera singer mom would have offered some advice and a realistic appraisal....
Kyuubi
08-16-2005, 12:55 AM
Damn you MacQuarrie, you made my computer cry.


I demand an apology.
Lunar Daydreamer
08-16-2005, 01:05 AM
...


wow... I always wondered what Celine Dion was like in Bizzaro world.

"me am believe that the heart will stop....lots more you close window... me am believe that heart will stop"

*holds arms out wide*
OzBat!
08-16-2005, 01:10 AM
You DO know she's supplying several supporting musical tracks on the "Bombshell" movie, don't you? :p

A match made in hades!!
MacQuarrie
08-16-2005, 01:24 AM
Damn you MacQuarrie, you made my computer cry.


I demand an apology.
No apology for you. This is high comedy.

The explanation for what you heard can be found here (http://www.monkeyspit.net/rantman/inept.php).