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west3man
08-06-2005, 05:07 AM
It may or may not be more complicated than that, but that was similar to the way the newscaster presented the story when I heard it on my way to work, yesterday.

http://www.local10.com/news/4809331/detail.html

Panhandle Sports Fan Sentenced To Death For Killing Wife After Sex

"PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man angry with his wife because she nagged him to cuddle after sex while he wanted to watch sports on television has been sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer."


It gets a lil deep, touching on long-standing mental health issues on his part... then, I hear, he sometimes claims he's been fooling mental health professionals and everybody else for years, in this regard. I dunno.

I feel pretty bad about my initial reaction to this. Weird mix of emotions on this one.

Your thoughts?

Tom
08-06-2005, 05:13 AM
It may or may not be more complicated than that, but I that was similar to the way the newscaster presented the story when I heard it on my way to work, yesterday.

http://www.local10.com/news/4809331/detail.html

Panhandle Sports Fan Sentenced To Death For Killing Wife After Sex

"PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man angry with his wife because she nagged him to cuddle after sex while he wanted to watch sports on television has been sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer."


It gets a lil deep, touching on long-standing mental health issues on his part... then, I hear, he sometimes claims he's been fooling mental health professionals and everybody else for years, in this regard. I dunno.

I feel pretty bad about my initial reaction to this. This'll make you feel better: I burst out laughing when I saw your thread title. My first thought was "*clapclapclap!* Great story, West!"

JLarson
08-06-2005, 05:27 AM
I know it's supposed to be sad, but I can't stop laughing...

Donald M.
08-06-2005, 05:43 AM
I know it's supposed to be sad, but I can't stop laughing...

I once laughed at a photo of a severe burn victim before I realized what I was looking at, a woman get beat to death with a claw hammer though? Don't really see the humor.

west3man
08-06-2005, 05:49 AM
I once laughed at a photo of a severe burn victim before I realized what I was looking at, a woman get beat to death with a claw hammer though? Don't really see the humor.
I think the initial reaction is to the cliché-become-reality story. Then the details of the brutality set in.

Also, I dunno what the hell a "claw hammer" is.

Donald M.
08-06-2005, 05:58 AM
I think the initial reaction is to the cliché-become-reality story. Then the details of the brutality set in.

Also, I dunno what the hell a "claw hammer" is.

You know how some hammers have two long prying arms on the back for pulling up nails? That's a claw hammer.

west3man
08-06-2005, 06:00 AM
You know how some hammers have two long prying arms on the back for pulling up nails? That's a claw hammer.
That's horrible. Like I said in the other thread, "...as long as I don't think about it too hard."

Too late, once again.

Deathstroke
08-06-2005, 06:31 AM
Realistically it's a horrible story.

In the Twisted Reality: That'll teach her to expect foreplay and post coitus cuddling when there's sports on TV.

FunkyGreenJerusalem
08-06-2005, 06:34 AM
She should have hired a spooner.

I don't know that they actually exisist but an actor I know was in a short film where he was 'the spooner'.
husbands hired him to lay and spoon with their wives after sex.

The film won some awards.

Winslow
08-06-2005, 08:47 AM
I'm really glad the Judge clarified this for me:

Costello said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Ayo
08-06-2005, 12:49 PM
How judges don't end up strangling these people themselves, I'll never know.

Spike-X
08-06-2005, 05:12 PM
"Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Goddamn liberal judges.

west3man
08-06-2005, 05:47 PM
This'll make you feel better: I burst out laughing when I saw your thread title. My first thought was "*clapclapclap!* Great story, West!"
It did, btw. :) Yours and others.

BlairH
08-06-2005, 05:52 PM
I saw this on the ar15.com forums a day or so ago.
Have you seen pics of the guy in question? His eyes look EVIL!!!!!
The guy's obviously mentally disturbed, and the death penalty is a worthy punishment for one so brutal as to bludgeon his WIFE to death for requesting that they cuddle after sex.

FunkyGreenJerusalem
08-06-2005, 11:41 PM
The guy's obviously mentally disturbed, and the death penalty is a worthy punishment for one so brutal as to bludgeon his WIFE to death for requesting that they cuddle after sex.

But if he's mentally disturbed then can't be put to death. Nor should he be.

(nor should anyone be for that matter, but that's a debate we can have another time).

Jason Postel
08-06-2005, 11:53 PM
I saw this at another forum and I'll post the same thing I said there.

I can see where the guy is coming from, I mean he lives in Florida and we know it's muggy and hot there. Maybe he didn't have Air Conditioning. Who in their right mind would want to cuddle in 90 degree heat with 95% humidity? Obviously the woman was insane and he was just defending himself.

StoneGold
08-06-2005, 11:55 PM
http://academic.scranton.edu/student/KELLYM25/a623g.jpg

The Defenestrator
08-06-2005, 11:56 PM
But if he's mentally disturbed then can't be put to death. Nor should he be.

(nor should anyone be for that matter, but that's a debate we can have another time).
Just because he's mentally disturbed doesn't mean he didn't know what he was doing. They can dress it up any way they want, but a fuckface is a fuckface and this fuckface sounded like he knew what he was doing. It takes a real worthless turd to kill a defenseless woman who only wanted to love him.

FunkyGreenJerusalem
08-07-2005, 12:10 AM
Just because he's mentally disturbed doesn't mean he didn't know what he was doing. They can dress it up any way they want, but a fuckface is a fuckface and this fuckface sounded like he knew what he was doing. It takes a real worthless turd to kill a defenseless woman who only wanted to love him.

Personally I'd say there was a lot more to it than that.

However, he pleaded guilty, so unless the prosecution cared about anything other than getting a guilty vedict it didn't matter.

No one should be put to death though.

Deathstroke
08-07-2005, 06:27 AM
No one should be put to death though.

Totally disagree.

Devon C.
08-07-2005, 06:30 AM
Man, after he ends up in jail, he'll be doing a LOT of cuddling, whether he likes it or not.