My microwave is possessed...

[Jared_Humpherys]

I'm sure of it. Darn thing kept showing F4 and F3 on the display and making really loud alarm noises. Then the fan went on and wouldn't stop. The bulbs also were going on and off intermittently. General Electric was closed, and the microwave came with the house, so I had no idea what to do. None of the buttons worked at all. It's also one of those overhanging models, so there was no simple way to unplug it. Eventually, after pulling a bunch of stuff out, I managed to find the cord and yank it until it disconnected. Luckily, I have a spare microwave, but now my face and arms are having this strange burning/itching sensation. I'm concerned that I may have been dosed with some microwaves. Am I just being silly, or is there something I should do?

[StoneGold]

There's only one way to deal with a malfunctioning microwave: make sweet love to it.


Now, I didn't say fuck it. No, you've got to take that microwave out to a nice dinner, buy it some fine wine, flowers, take it home, dim the lights, put on some Barry White, make sure you give the microwave at least 20 minutes of foreplay.

[Royal]

My reccomendation (http://www.the-earchives.com/wavs/f/famguy151.wav)

[Rallura]

That isn't a sign of radiation poisoning. And there are no instant signs of radiation poisoning.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/radiation-sickness-symptoms.html

It might be possible you got a bit of electrical shock? Is there a health hotline you can call?

[Jared_Humpherys]

That isn't a sign of radiation poisoning. And there are no instant signs of radiation poisoning.

http://health.allrefer.com/health/radiation-sickness-symptoms.html

It might be possible you got a bit of electrical shock? Is there a health hotline you can call?

I don't think it was radiation poisoning, but it did feel rather uncomfortable. Probably was just a shock or something. Thx for the link.

[Rallura]

I don't think it was radiation poisoning, but it did feel rather uncomfortable. Probably was just a shock or something. Thx for the link.

I didn't think so either. You alright now then?

[Adem]

You must kill it before the next full moon which is August 19th.