have anyone here done anything illeagal before?

[blackdragon6]

just asking...................... lol

[blackdragon6]

well to break the ice i um...... have been known to do piracy

[Xombie]

Of course not.........

[The Defenestrator]

Loitering, whizzin' in public places, stealing things when I was a kid, truancy, and elder abuse. Take that grandpa, you old sunuvabitch!

No really, just the first four, but I was done with 'em all by the time I was eighteen. I don't do none of those anymore, I'm a gentle married man now.

[GozertheGozarian]

Plenty, but now my body just does'nt lend itself to that kind of thing anymore.

[Jeff Brady]

LOL. Every time I turn on my computer.

[kmeyers]

every day.

.

[Xiroteus]

Edit......

[Eliot Johnson]

I've done many, many illegal things in my 18 years.

Never done anything illeagal though.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Sir Tim Drake]

"Can you honestly claim to be guilty of no crime ever?" - Judge, Ultima IV: The Quest for the Avatar

[Xiroteus]

Edit......

[CHEYENNE-BLACKBIRD]

making my own comic book stories and cross overs and selling them at school.people knew they was more or less glorified fan fics,but the artwork by me and my sisters sold them on it.the comics had graphjic violence and sex in them,.i/we still do it from time to time.

[StoneGold]

Done anything illegal or got caught doing anything illegal?

[Rachel Grey]

Heh, a few things. :p

I mentioned breaking into a church in one of the sex threads, that's probably the worst one, but I did have a few other escapades here and there...

[Jake V]

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

[StoneGold]

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.
Then I got distracted, and I missed it. A friend tried to tell me what it was like later, but it just wasn't the same.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

truancy issues in high school and middle school (yet i passed almost effertlessly,despite being dyslexic)

i also sold weed in high school and college.,this helped me alot when it camed to clothing,food etc...me being a part time stripper also added to my bank account.i would give friends money,hell even other kids i didn't know who would ask me and really needed it.i'm just that kinda person.

theres this guy whom i introduced to another guy who knows people who supply certain things for other guys.in return this guy gives me free car mods,and new/old cars for half the price.wich is one of the reasons why i'm not up to my eyeballs in debt.he's the reason why i had that candy apple red camaro in high school.along with my red 63 chevy impala,and 88 firebird.i was so scool in high scool and college because of this.

i also do the same thing for a gun store owner.wich is why i get my guns so fast and for half the price.technicaly i'm not doing anything illegal.

[The Defenestrator]

I've done many, many illegal things in my 18 years.

Never done anything illeagal though.

Sorry, couldn't resist.
What about something illeagual? I made my bowling league very upset once.

[Atomic Mongoose]

Just some minor stuff like underage drinking, trespassing, breaking and entering, theft, etc. during my fraternity days in college. All of it was just pranks during Greek Week, but I guess technically, those activites would be illegal.

Done my share of drugs as well. Weed, blow, ecstasy, pills of all shapes and sizes...

But that's about it. Never been caught.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

oh and i might have had sex with some underage teens

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

well to break the ice i um...... have been known to do piracy
I used to dress up as a pirate for kids parties, back when I owned the clown business.

Good times for all me'hearties.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Drug possesion/use. (all sorts).
Public Intoxication (both before and after it was leagl for me to drink).
Theft.
Sex in Public.
Travelling without a ticket on a train.

All that sort of jazz.
The crimes everyone commits.

Only one I got caught on was having a cigarette on a covered train platform.
But I appealed instead of paying the fine and went to court.
I got off and had to pay court fees - which was roughly a 1/4 of the fine.

Good times.

[StoneGold]

Rape, murder, arson and rape.

[Justin Davis]

have anyone here done anything illeagal before?

Nope, never.

[Jake V]

Rape, murder, arson and rape.
You said rape twice.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

i also do the same thing for a gun store owner.wich is why i get my guns so fast and for half the price.technicaly i'm not doing anything illegal.

Not to go against the spirit of the thread, but if they can't just buy their guns over the counter then why do you want to help them get the guns?

[kalabine]

i've done loads of illegal things, hopefully nothing imoral though...

[Jason Postel]

Sold weed and still will do so every so often.
Underage drinking is at least a weekly occassion for me
Minor trespassing/breaking and entering
Dine and Dashed once
Driving without car insurance

I'm sure there's a laundry list to go, but those are just the first few things that come to mind at 4 in the morning. Nothing ever really major, just a lot of things that I probably shouldn't have been doing at some point or another.

[Grant]

I once burned my name on some girl's front lawn but spilled some gasoline on the first letter so they arrested some guy named "Brant" instead.

[Tages]

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.
Yeah. You never really paid me back for letting you shoot me.

Oh, and I break the speed limit almost every day. Reno PD/Nevada Highway Patrol are just bad at catching speeders.

[JLarson]

Not unless smoking weed is illegal...

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

Not to go against the spirit of the thread, but if they can't just buy their guns over the counter then why do you want to help them get the guns?
thats not the type of shipment i'm talking about................BTW i got a really cool silencer from the guy in question he threw it in for free! :D

[BlairH]

I once had so much fun in America it should be illegal.
Oh wait, it is illegal over here in this nanny state of ours.

[gary bolt]

I smoke pot pretty much every day.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

actually i'm more of a referrer anyway.i just give people good information..................

[Paul McEnery]

Before I answer the question...

Which agency is it you're working for again?

[Adam Crocker]

Speeding I guess.

[Dennis K]

Assault and Battery.

[kingpin51]

there are 36 and a half cheerleaders burried under my floorboards....................................... .................................................. ....................oh and i stuck into a movie without paying once

[Flawless P]

Well if we wanna list. Minor in possetion of Alcohol, Drunk in public, Loitering. Pissing in public. Assult, Threating with a deadly weapon(pulled a knife on my sister it wasnt pretty.) Driving without a license driving without insurence(both were in the countryside so no one was around.) Well as a technicallity Satcatory rape because we are both underage. Prolly more but thats all I really remeber, oh and lots of tresspassing. Man the life I lead. I thought I was a good kid too.

[Paradox]

Oh, I'm DEFINITELY pleading the 5th on THIS ONE!

Yeah, yeah, go ahead...I left ya an easy one...

[blackdragon6]

i have never done anything exstreme,though i did down load a certain something by accident.

[StoneGold]

You said rape twice.
I like rape.


Damn, that joke blows when it's on a different page.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

thats not the type of shipment i'm talking about................BTW i got a really cool silencer from the guy in question he threw it in for free! :D

Unless you don;t wanna talk about it I'm gonna need it spelt out....

What makes a silencer cool? Is it more silent than other ones?
why does one need a silencer?
So the targets on the range don't hear you shooting?

Man the life I lead. I thought I was a good kid too.

Don't worry man.

apart from pulling a knife on your sister, you've lived a pretty average life there.

[surferfan23]

Let's see.....

Smoked weed, stole (nothing big), did other drugs, sold drugs(only once, for a friend), loitered, pissed on a cop car, vandalism, speeding, running stop signs, running lights, turning without signal on, got into fights in public places, having "fun" with an ex-girlfriend in a public place (beach), public intoxicatio, underage drinking when in high school, that's all. I've cleaned up 100%, thank God.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I've cleaned up 100%, thank God.

So what do you do for fun now?

[surferfan23]

So what do you do for fun now?


Read comics, go to bars and clubs with friends, go to concerts, go to sports events, girls, videogames, work on my car, and I work. I really don't even drink anymore.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

Unless you don;t wanna talk about it I'm gonna need it spelt out....as for the shipment well lets just say its 100% pure...............so i have heard

What makes a silencer cool? Is it more silent than other ones?
why does one need a silencer?
So the targets on the range don't hear you shooting?



i have my reasons :evilsmile

[BlairH]

Read comics, go to bars and clubs with friends, go to concerts, go to sports events, girls, videogames, work on my car, and I work. I really don't even drink anymore.

That's absolutely awesome man. Nobody needs drink to have a good time. I reckon that if you need a drink or two to get going yer no fun to begin with.

Good on ya' lad.

[BlairH]

Unless you don;t wanna talk about it I'm gonna need it spelt out....

What makes a silencer cool? Is it more silent than other ones?
why does one need a silencer?
So the targets on the range don't hear you shooting?



Don't worry man.

apart from pulling a knife on your sister, you've lived a pretty average life there.

A silencer doesn't really make a gun more "silent". It just changes the sound to a very lout "TAK!" sound (like 2 bits of wood hitting eachother).

In most European countries it's courteous to use a silencer so that you don't need to wear hearing protection at the range.

[thik_3rd]

i've carried ice cream cones in my pocket in lexington, ky, which is illegal.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

as for the shipment well lets just say its 100% pure...............so i have heard


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm with you now.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

i've carried ice cream cones in my pocket in lexington, ky, which is illegal.

did you only do it because it was illegal?

[thik_3rd]

did you only do it because it was illegal?
listen dick don't judge me. sometimes a man just has to have ice cream cones in his pockets, damn the consequences.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

listen dick don't judge me. sometimes a man just has to have ice cream cones in his pockets, damn the consequences.

was their ice cream in the cones?

Or did you puss out and just have the cones?

or is it all just a cover up because you were happy to see someone?

[Typo Lad]

Public lewdness, tresspassing, and piracy.

[Dreadstar]

I can't answer this until the statute of limitations expires, and in which case I'll never be able to answer it completely.

[Typo Lad]

I can't answer this until the statute of limitations expires, and in which case I'll never be able to answer it completely.

Okay, so that's murder or treason, last I checked.

I just can't see you as a traitor.

[Dreadstar]

*pleads the fifth after 'Dox is finished with it*

[MJC]

Bunch of minor things.

Underage drinking
Frequent piracy
Minor traffic violations
Skipping in high school

[UncleBob]

I killed a hobo last week.

I killed him cause he was making fun of me.

With his hobo laugh.

[CHEYENNE-BLACKBIRD]

Skipping in high schoolis that really illegal?

[The Defenestrator]

Actually, my parents were taken to court for the amount of times I skipped school throughout middle and high school. So I reckon someone thinks it's illegal.

[blackdragon6]

well that law is becoming lesser and lesser inforced over the years.

[North]

So is this the stuff you got charged with or just anything?

[twilight]

Done some drugs.
Underage drinking.
Wagging school.
Shoplifting.

Think thats it.

[Murrocko]

Smoked Weed
Under age drinking and smoking
Cut school months at a time
Stole

I think that's all I've ever done.

[Typo Lad]

And apparantly, you were so eager to confess it that you ressurected a two month old thread?

[Murrocko]

Well, I have nothing else to do, so I was just going through some old threads and well one thing lead to another.

[Michael P]

Let's see... buying cigs for minors, trespassing, piracy, vandalism, and grave desecration. Oh, and having sex out of wedlock in Georgia. And oral sex, also out of wedlock.

[Michael P]

Well, I have nothing else to do, so I was just going through some old threads and well one thing lead to another.
So we'll add a charge of Thread Necromancy.

[StoneGold]

Let's see... buying cigs for minors, trespassing, piracy, vandalism, and grave desecration. Oh, and having sex out of wedlock in Georgia. And oral sex, also out of wedlock.
You mean bestiality isn't illegal in Georgia?

[Michael P]

You mean bestiality isn't illegal in Georgia?
Don't worry, Stony, you and that armadillo are safe.

[HomerJay]

Are you wearing a wire?

[Cei-U!]

Well, there's a lifetime of worshiping the green god Cannabis but you probably want something jucier, ergo:

I was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of minors back in '80 over a sauna keg party I helped organize. They dropped the charges and settled for academic probation instead. Years before that, in the summer of '72, I shoplifted some comics and immediately reaped my karmic harvest: I broke both legs not twenty minutes later and spent the rest of vacation in casts. I haven't stolen since.

There are others but nothing I'd admit to on the 'net.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI had a file on me because of my collegiate political activities.

Cei-U!
I summon the closet full o' skeletons!

[darkkeeperjr]

I've done some wrong stuff that wasn't illegal.

not speaking up when somebody's corn flakes were spitted in.
peeking out my window at the girls next door while the were undress.


I also done some illegal things that wasn't too wrong.
stealing car keys so the drunk couldn't drive to the beer store.


Oh yeah I also killed a guy for looking like he wasn't looking at me!

[onizuka]

i've done plenty of petty crap before, but every time i've tride to do stuff with more serious consequences i get done over dammit!

like the only real time i ever stole anything from a store i got caught. and i was stealing DnD books as well. and it turns out this paraplegic dude buying warhammer minitures at the time was a cop.

i suck at being bad

[Crawford]

heh well when I was a bit younger (but a lot more immature) stole a car, using a fork no less. Also kept getting into fights, the normal "boy growing up" routine. Now days the extent of my breaking the law would be occasionally smoking a doobie. Nothing I am proud of really but still nothing that I would take back cos it made me the primo person I am today.

[blackdragon6]

wow cbr members are dangerous lol

[BlairH]

Killed a man with a spork once.

[tricksterpup]

I have never commited a crime in the State of Minnesota.

[Noir_Dark]

When we were stupid and 16- me and a couple friends got drunk and went for a drive.
We thought it would be fun to see how many laws we could break at one time;
-Drinking and driving
-Drinking under age
-Driving without a license
-Not wearing seatbelts
-Smoked pot
-Public Nudity
-Littering
-Failing to signal
-Speeding
-Reckless endangerment
-Failing to stop at a stop sign
-Trafficking
-Abuse of a corps

[kmeyers]

Forget who has broken the law...

Who's been to jail before?

[BlairH]

Who's been to jail before?
Me!
They do quite a decent tour there.

[Greg Blackman]

just asking...................... lol

I smoke enough tree to kill a wild bull rhinocerous. Every. Single. Day.

[leigh_ann1982]

Forget who has broken the law...

Who's been to jail before?

I've got a laundry list of bad things, but the only serious run-ins with the law: I was arrested once in 2001 and spent the night in jail, but the D.A. didn't file charges, so I was never convicted of a crime. Also, in 2000, I was detained at the Mexico-California border for 6 hours for suspected criminal activity, but I walked away from that too, although I was banned from Mexico for a year. I'll leave it up to your imaginations as to why, although, if Mike and I stay together and he ever makes it in politics, my "youthful indiscretions" will probably be leaked, and you can read about me in the papers.

[Gaz]

I've got a laundry list of bad things, but the only serious run-ins with the law: I was arrested once in 2001 and spent the night in jail, but the D.A. didn't file charges, so I was never convicted of a crime. Also, in 2000, I was detained at the Mexico-California border for 6 hours for suspected criminal activity, but I walked away from that too, although I was banned from Mexico for a year. I'll leave it up to your imaginations as to why, although, if Mike and I stay together and he ever makes it in politics, my "youthful indiscretions" will probably be leaked, and you can read about me in the papers.
Spin it to he saved you from your downward spiral, just as he will save this city/state/nation from it's social decline.

*rereads*

Can I be your PR guy?

[DubipR]

Illegal stuff I've done:

-Petty theft
-Mild breaking and entering
-Destruction of city property (ala stealing street signs and a Bob's Big Boy statue)
-Drove from Mexico to Los Angeles with 40 pounds of pot in my car to do a delivery.
-Ran numbers for a small time hustler in high school.

Ah youth....*sigh*

[leigh_ann1982]

Spin it to he saved you from your downward spiral, just as he will save this city/state/nation from it's social decline.

Innocent until proven guilty, baby.

*rereads*

Can I be your PR guy?

Yeah, I'm going to need some to yell, "NO QUESTIONS!" at the paparazzi while I walk briskly and demurely through public places.

[Mike Smith]

I've streaked down Hollywood Blvd., Westwood, Bel-Air, Beverly Hills, Malibu, likely some other places. Crazy fraternity times are always fun.

Attempted mascot and school sign robbery...

[jpk]

Shoplifted like a b@stard from age 11-13.

Kept my nose clean since then, though. Just the odd speeding ticket here and there.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

Shoplifted like a b@stard from age 11-13..pffttt.....i was the shop lift master.man i'll never forget all the comics i boosted when i was a preteen.the school cafeteria was easy pickings aswell.

[Tish-the-Scorpion]

Forget who has broken the law...

Who's been to jail before?
i remember when i was 10 and i stole this car and wrecked it,i got out and ranned like mad the police never caught.but man if that was'nt a close call.but my time ranned out over the summer before my sophmore year in high school i spent 3 months in juve for assault.there was this ghirl their who kept braging about how she and her home girl robbed some asian couple and killed them.needless to say we got into it in the cafeteria.i kicked her ass...badly.not only that she had a shank on her.last i heard she was serving a 20 year sentensing for shooting some girl.

[Dreadstar]

Who's been to jail before?

Twice. Once overnight and once for a 3-day.


...and not a spot on my record to show for it.

[Ray R.]

Twice. Once overnight and once for a 3-day.


...and not a spot on my record to show for it.

That makes you slightly more innocent than Bob Ney.

I use to shoplift at K-mart pretty regularly for awhile when I was 11-12. Then I realized I was shoplifting from K-mart.

In the last twenty years, no arrests, no convictions, but nothing's illegal if you're not caught doing it. I'll leave it that.

[tricksterpup]

ok, ok, I confess, I have pouched my share of sheep.
http://icwdm.org/images/coyote/coyoteprey.gif

I know he wasn't a sheep but this lil bastard was a pain to get down.
http://www.vore.net/Coyote_eating_Rodent.jpg

[YoursTruly]

every day.

.

same here.

[kmeyers]

I'm doing somthing illegal right now!

[tricksterpup]

I'm doing somthing illegal right now!
Your a bad man, I am calling your Mother.

[Rachel Grey]

Your a bad man, I am calling your Mother.

So you're the bastard who interupted us with that phone call!

[Greg Blackman]

Oh I didn't know we were stooping as low as shoplifting.

More or less every day for the last two years of my schooling (whichi hated with a passion) I would pretend to walk to the bus stop to catch the bus to school, but would instead turn off the road and go into town, where I would use my lunch money to buy some kind of doughnut or pastry thing, shoplift a comic or a stroke mag of some description, then go home and wait just around the fence to watch my mum get into her car then drive off to work.

Then I would go indoors, make myself a cup of tea and spend the rest of teh day drawing comic books and watching manga until she got home.

When I was eventually caught out they asked me how i expected to get along in life without an education.

I said " This school is just a distraction wherrte I am having my spirit broken every day by being bullied by other kids and trained how to stand in line and take orders. I'm going to be a comic artist and a musician when I grow up, and that's what I'm educating myself to do."

My headteacher laughed.

Who's laughing now fucko?!? :cool: