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Flawless P
07-27-2005, 04:19 PM
Well, lately me and my friend have been lying to everyone. THE WEB OF LIES!
Mostly to his current Girlfriend about the time spent with his ex over the weekend.
It gets more complex everytime she askes a question. Jeez, so how long till it blows up in our faces?
Michael P
07-27-2005, 04:19 PM
That ain't good. When it comes out, she'll want your balls on a stick too.
Flawless P
07-27-2005, 04:27 PM
Yeah she is but I don't think were gonna get caught. Besides I never told her that his x wasnt around.
Michael P
07-27-2005, 04:45 PM
Yeah she is but I don't think were gonna get caught.
I'll take "Famous Last Words" for $600, Alex.
StoneGold
07-27-2005, 04:49 PM
Wait, is this the same chick who banged her brother? You were involved in all that crap, weren't you?
Flawless P
07-28-2005, 08:35 AM
Diffrent friend. And sadly yes I was associated with that sorted affair. Just another day in the life of this lying sack of.... sorry thought I was gonna say it didnt you. Anyway so far so good. Were going to see his Ex tommarow. Fun stuff. His G/F knows this time.
This is the only time in my life where I refrenced my life as having Continuity Issues. Between who i lied to and who knows the truth coming together and having to say two stories for what I did that weekend. Its a good thing nobody... *cough* Spider69 *Cough* told his girlfriends best friend who we were with this weekend (good job on that one buddy.)
Flawless P
08-20-2005, 11:56 AM
Well Shit has pretty much hit the fan. My friend told the girl he wanted a break. She is taking it pretty hard. She cried for like 2 hrs last night. I had to be there. Which as bad of a person as this makes me, I wanted to leave. Especially when I found out that that night my friends were hanging out with some of our chicks friends and the girl I am crushing on majorly was there. So yeah karma comes full circle. Especially because on the way back from my friends ex's we got in a car accident. Then a week later he got a speeding/running a red ight ticket.
Paradox
08-21-2005, 10:26 PM
Bad enough lying for yourself. Lying for other people is just ASKING for trouble.
Valmore
08-21-2005, 10:29 PM
I'll take "Famous Last Words" for $600, Alex.
The answer is:
"I don't think we're going to get caught."
Grant
08-21-2005, 10:35 PM
Bad enough lying for yourself. Lying for other people is just ASKING for trouble.
Tell me about it. My old roommate used to try to get me to lie for him all the time when he was out cheating.
Few simple words you should say Flawless P
"Fuck it, you're on your own."
Flawless P
08-26-2005, 10:41 AM
Well the cheating was my fault really... I don't really care if she finds out now since they broke up. But, It should be known that the first time was an accident the second time was by design.
My fault because I was trying to get with one of her friends so he had to come with for me to hook up with her. Which in turn ended up badly. He got some, I didn't.
Dan Apodaca
08-26-2005, 11:10 AM
Well the cheating was my fault really... I don't really care if she finds out now since they broke up. But, It should be known that the first time was an accident the second time was by design.
My fault because I was trying to get with one of her friends so he had to come with for me to hook up with her. Which in turn ended up badly. He got some, I didn't.
No, it's his fault for cheating.
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