All White People Look the Same

[StoneGold]

And they look like this.

http://www.alcdsb.on.ca/~regiath/athleticinfo/halloffame/images/White.Guy.jpeg

Don't try to deny it.

[Dreadstar]

Hey! I know him!

[Winslow]

Hey! I know him!

It looks just like YOU!

waitaminute

and me . . .

OMG!

[Davideaux]

It looks just like YOU!

waitaminute

and me . . .

OMG!

I thought Winslow was Japanese, and StoneGold Indian.

I knew Dread was white though.

[StoneGold]

That's me in the mask racking Fabian in my avatar. So obviously I'm Luchadore-American.

[Dreadstar]

I thought Winslow was Japanese, and StoneGold Indian.

I knew Dread was white though.

Pinkish-salmon-light tan.

I'm pinkish-salmon-light tan.

[Nate C.]

I look exactly like that (and a little like Todd Bridges).

[K'Nort]

I need to wax.

[Winslow]

I thought Winslow was Japanese, and StoneGold Indian.

I knew Dread was white though.

It's possible that I am decended from a Japanese person that in ancient times walked across the Alaskan - Asian land bridge (I have a little Native American blood in me).

But I'm mostly German / English / Scottish / Irish / Finnish / French . . . and some other things . . . . I don't recall right now.

In other words, I'm Dee Whiteman.

[Winslow]

I need to wax.

lol

Fortunately my wife is blonde, so her 'stache doesn't show up as much . . .

[Valmore]

Where did you get a picture of my father?!?

[Spackling Compound]

And they look like this.

http://www.alcdsb.on.ca/~regiath/athleticinfo/halloffame/images/White.Guy.jpeg

Don't try to deny it.
To the case in point, a white person can make this joke.
A black person can make this joke.
But a white person can't make this joke about a black person.

Just saying...

[Dreadstar]

To the case in point, a white person can make this joke.
A black person can make this joke.
But a white person can't make this joke about a black person.

Just saying...

So, can a black person make this joke about a white person?




See, now there's the rub...

[SteelTownr]

Where did you get a picture of my father?!?

At the post office.

Mark B.

[Dreadstar]

At the post office.


zing!

...

[SteelTownr]

So, can a black person make this joke about a white person?




See, now there's the rub...

Yeah, they can.

Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle impersonate stuffy white people and it is funny.

Mark B.

[traxler]

I look exactly like that (and a little like Todd Bridges).
which answers my earlier question. :)

[Dreadstar]

Well dammit, that's not fair! Who do I complain to about this gross discrimination?

[Valmore]

At the post office.

But it was supposed to be on the back of a milk carton.

[Nate C.]

which answers my earlier question. :)

only uglier. :D

[Forefinger]

And they look like this.

http://www.alcdsb.on.ca/~regiath/athleticinfo/halloffame/images/White.Guy.jpeg

Don't try to deny it.
I don't look like that....I shave my head and mustache...

[StoneGold]

I don't look like that....I shave my head and mustache...
Liar. I told you not to deny it.

[Spackling Compound]

So, can a black person make this joke about a white person?




See, now there's the rub...
Nah..that's easy. Black comedians always rag on white people.
The moment a white comedian (non-Hispanic) does it..it's racist.

[traxler]

and we all look a bit like a young Saddam Hussain.

Well that's a relief.

[Nate C.]

and we all look a bit like a young Saddam Hussain.

Well that's a relief.

not for the Kurds, it isn't.

[Bakema NL]

Ok, I saw the thread that was the "inspiration" for this thread I think.

And obviously I don't know the black man on that picture in the other thread, so I don't get the "joke", if it can be considered a joke......I think it is.
On the serious side................no on both accounts, black people don't all look alike and white folks neither.....which is very apparent.............this "white folks" made me laugh, a colleague of mine says it all the time when he's comes upstairs to take his break and sees us white people (when there are no black people there at the moment) sitting there......"yo white folks"......."Hey black dude" is always my reply and we both have a big grin on the face. :D

[StoneGold]

Ok, I saw the thread that was the "inspiration" for this thread I think.

D
Actually, that thread was inspired by this thread, and they were basically both joke threads. Since I made them both. Spackling said I couldn't do it, so I did. And I did it the exact same way I made this one, found the boringest guy I could on the first page of a google search. And both were basically spun out of the threads asking the opinions of all black or white people.



And it really sucks that you're making me explain the jokes. Everyone else got them. What does that say about your sense of humor?

[Bakema NL]

Actually, that thread was inspired by this thread, and they were basically both joke threads. Since I made them both. Spackling said I couldn't do it, so I did. And I did it the exact same way I made this one, found the boringest guy I could on the first page of a google search. And both were basically spun out of the threads asking the opinions of all black or white people.



And it really sucks that you're making me explain the jokes. Everyone else got them. What does that say about your sense of humor?

Those last lines in your post says it all about yours. :)

[StoneGold]

That last line in your post says it all about yours. :)
Nah, cuz all my shit was funny. See, other people laughed. Yours was all serious. No one laughed.

[Bakema NL]

Nah, cuz all my shit was funny. See, other people laughed. Yours was all serious. No one laughed.

Indeed, no-one, your reply is the only one after it. And maybe you haven't seen that smiley over there either...
Anyway, I can tell you are not the person to talk with, so I'll not go into it any further, it's a waste of my time. :)

[Jake V]

I am offended. I see nothing funny about this thread, and I find it to be in poor taste.

We are all individual beautiful snowflakes, we are all unique.

I also think this thread is racist.




Seriously, I'm not laughing.

[Puma]

I did a google image search for average white person.After wading throught the Average White Band images I found this

http://www.gaychristianonline.org/athletic18.jpg


which is from a gay christian site. So apparently average whites are gay, christian, male, and very buff.