Nods to Melbourne Mew Mew again: They just sit and talk: The Decepticon leaders

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Okay, this time the Transformer bad guys sit down at Maccadams and have aome energon goodies. the 'cons there include, but are not limited to:

G1 Megatron
Galvatron
Shockwave
Thunderwing
RiD Megatron
BW Megatron
Armada Megatron
Energon Megatron
Starscream

Remember, no fighting! They can argue, but no fisticuffs.

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

Why are you having Armada Megatron and Energon Megatron talk to themselves?

Galvatron and G1 Megatron makes sense, because Galvatron's batshit insane, but in A-E Megs' case, they're clearly the same person.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Why are you having Armada Megatron and Energon Megatron talk to themselves?

Galvatron and G1 Megatron makes sense, because Galvatron's batshit insane, but in A-E Megs' case, they're clearly the same person.


Well, yes, but they are from different series. It'd be interesting to see them compare notes.

And IIRC, Energon Megs had to come back from the dead or something like that. I doubt he's the same as Armada Megatron anymore.

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

Well, yes, but they are from different series. It'd be interesting to see them compare notes.

And IIRC, Energon Megs had to come back from the dead or something like that. I doubt he's the same as Armada Megatron anymore.

But they act exactly alike.

Energon Megatron: ... Ok, to start off... who here has used Unicron's body as a personal weapon?

All: *blink*

[Captain Sarcasm]

But they act exactly alike.

Energon Megatron: ... Ok, to start off... who here has used Unicron's body as a personal weapon?

All: *blink*

Galvatron: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: *Blink*

G1 Megatron: Hey, who spent an entire season unable to kill five kids?

Armada Megatron: You suck!

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

Armada Megatron: Bah. You're all forgetting something.

G1 Megatron: What's that?

Armada Megatron: You're all guilty of the exact same thing.

G1 Megatron: What are you saying?

Armada Megatron: Ok, so it was THREE kids. One of which was a girl that was rarely seen. Still, my point is this... ONE OF THEM WAS HANDICAPPED.

G1 Megatron: .... Well, one of yours was fat...

Armada Megatron: *crosses arms* And may I also point out that the short one over there had trouble killing a bunch of monkeys?

BW Megatron: They were under the Maximals' protection!

Armada Megatron: EXACTLY! You see? You all can't tell rag on me because I'm no more guilty of being unable to kill human kids than the rest of you are.

G1 Megatron: Hmph, whatever.

Energon Megatron: ... any clue why I got laughed at when I mentioned I controlled Unicron? I mean, sure, I got it in the end, but it's still something you all never did. Least of all the nutjob over there...

Galvatron: I'm not crazy...

All: ...

Thunderwing: ... Yes... you are.

Armada Megatron: ... Really, the only one of us that I think made a rather poor effort was the big purple dragon over there...

RID Megatron: ... what? What are you saying?

G1 Megatron: You sat inside your base half the time, rarely made any field appearances, and you got "happy thoughted" to death...

RID Megatron: ... *sulks* Ok, you have a point...

Bludgeon: *bursts in* Hey, how come I didn't get invited?!

[JCAll]

There is absolutely no way a group of Megatrons can sit in a room together and nobody get hurt.

[shades of eternity]

while the megatrons bickers, shockwave takes a few notes on what not to do, and sighs.

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

which Shockwave?

If it's Cartoon Shockwave, he just nods his head obediantly whenever G1 Megs says anything.

[Captain Sarcasm]

There is absolutely no way a group of Megatrons can sit in a room together and nobody get hurt.

And at some point, they all try and get more powerful by combining into MegaMegatron.

[BitVyper]

Starscream explodes from the stress of trying to figure out how to betray everyone in the room at once.

[Dizzy D]

And at some point, they all try and get more powerful by combining into MegaMegatron.

I like Gigatron better as a name.

[lonewolf23k]

Ok, I'm pretty sure G1 Megatron will pimpslap BW Megatron at some point..

"All you frickin had to do was go back in time and kill Optimus Prime! How could you slag that up!?"

"Hey! Did you see the bunch I was stuck with? Dinobot switched sides the moment we landed on the surface, Tarantulas turned out to be part of the Predacon Secret Police, Terrorsaur tried overthrowing me twice, Scorponok was a moron, Blackarachnia kept doublecrossing us all the time before she switched over to the Maximals, Waspinator was a loser, Inferno was was of little use beyond suicide missions, Quickstrike was a trigger-happy idiot and Rampage was a barely-controllable psychopath! ...That I managed the successes I did ~in spite~ of the pathetic quality of my underlings is a miracle in itself!"

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

There is absolutely no way a group of Megatrons can sit in a room together and nobody get hurt.


Sorry, but the rules are no physical fighting. It's just interesting seeing them interact.

Bludgeon-Man, a lot of you are pathetic. I nearly wiped out the Autobots and it took divine intervention to beat me!

Aramda Megs-What the hell are you? Are you a Transformer? You look like an organic skeleton wearing armor!

Bludgeon-I'm a pretender, you dolt! And I'm also a master of metallikato! *Brandishes katana blade* Cower in fear, fools!

G1 Megs-Bludgeon, no fighting.

Bludgeon-^&%&^(&^%(%%&^*^%&

[Adam Safran]

Hmm.

I can see Thunderwing, Bludgeon, and Shockwave all sitting down to compare notes. Also Ratbat.

Ratbat: I was the only Decepticon leader to get fuel back to Cybertron. I knocked out Fortress Maximus himself!"

Bludgeon: After Scorponok surrendered to the pathetic Autobots, I led our rabble against them.. We nearly exterminated them!

Shockwave: Despite an army made up of imbecilles, thugs, and brutes, I gathered a large supply of energon /and/ made a spaceship!

BM Megs: I conquered Cybertron in its entiretly, and merged every spark with my own!

Deathsaurus: I fought off perhaps the only bloodthristy Autobot leader in existence, as well as the most powerful Autobots in any continuity!

BW Megs: I think we should all merge our resources, Yyeeeeeessssss?

All: ... An excellent notion.

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

Energon Megatron: Wait... ALL our resources? Because I don't know if Unicron counts as one of my resources...

G1 Megatron: Speaking of Unicron, where's that one who has Unicron's shoulders?

Cybertron Megatron: *appears through a firey warp gate* Sorry I'm late.

Bludgeon: ... That looked almost demonic...

Cybertron Megatron: Hey, if the Fallen can get away with looking like he's on fire half the time, I can live in what looks like the firey pits of hell.

G1 Megatron: Whose the Fallen?

Bludgeon: >_> Just a messy bit of business I got involved with at the start of my career....

BW Megatron: ... Ok, now, I've been looking over things... do ANY of us have subordinates who aren't idiots?

All: Uh...

[Silver Knight]

G1 Megs: Hey most of my men had half a brain, that is I dont count starscream...

Starscream: Hey whats the big Idea!?

G1 Megs: I dont count you because u where always doing your own thing, I should have slagged u many, many times, in many, many horrible ways.

[MegaRaptor Scribe]

G1 Starscream: ... so, wait, when does Soundwave count as "most of my men had a brain"...?

G1 Megatron: Hey, more of them than Soundwave were smart...

G1 Starscream: Who? The Insecticon gluttons? The coneheaded buffoons? That glorified bus Astrotrain? SKYWARP?

G1 Megatron: ... Shut up.

[Adam Safran]

Comic Starscream and Comic Soundwave come in.

CStar: Hey! Look at the fruitcake! Everyone want to know how much better a leader we were than you?

CSound: I led the Decepticons in 2007, and through the Time Wars!

CStar: In the comics.. You were just a moron! Look at me! Underbase, The Matrix!

G2 Megs: ... Remind me again why I'm the stupidest being in existence for reviving the GREATEST TRAITOR in history!?!

[G_Man]

Starscream explodes from the stress of trying to figure out how to betray everyone in the room at once.

This made me smile... :D

[Lord Foul]

Comic Starscream and Comic Soundwave come in.

CStar: Hey! Look at the fruitcake! Everyone want to know how much better a leader we were than you?

CSound: I led the Decepticons in 2007, and through the Time Wars!

CStar: In the comics.. You were just a moron! Look at me! Underbase, The Matrix!

G2 Megs: ... Remind me again why I'm the stupidest being in existence for reviving the GREATEST TRAITOR in history!?!

G1 Megs: To be fair, we all had traitors...But anyway, if we are going to do this we need to talk about the most humilitaing defeats....who here ended up as a hood onirment for the autobots ride?

All look at BW Megs

BW Megs: ........

[bushboy]

BWMegs: Hey, wait, I took over Cybertron! Something you could never do.

Galvatron: Oh yeah, well who else here has survived Unicron.

Everyone but BW and RID: It's not that hard.

[Adam Safran]

BWMegs: My competent minions were all treacherous, backstabbing scum, and my loyal ones were all insane, Yesss..

He looks over at Starscream, "I have a position open in my organization for a lieutenant, Yesss.. Give me your spark, I'll predict your pathetic attempts to betray me, and listen to you once in awhile.. You were highly more intelligent than your supposed leader.. And his two hood ornaments of Vehicon Drone lieutenants, Yesss.."

G1 Megs: Hey!

G1 Sounders: Situation: B*tchslapped.

G1 Toon Blinkie: What is your command, Megatron?

G1 /Comic/ Shockwave: Methinks we should exterminate all of the animated media counterparts produced before 1987, and after 1998, just to make sure whatever they have doesn't catch, affirmative? Quarantine and exterminate, we can't risk their suckiness and stupidity spreading.

[Lord Foul]

G1: I did take over cybertron before the whole mess with unicron started. And Starscream more intellegent? lol! I never killed him off becuase I was sure he would shoot himself with his own gun one of these days!

*Starscream looks directly down the barrel of his laser gun.*

Starscream: oooohhh! Where does the hole go George, Where does it go?

[CrossoverManiac]

Animated Megatron: Except for the short Megatron, you're all thick-plated morons for putting up with your Starscreams' treacheries for as long as you did, and I'm only going easy on him because he never had one.

[Mr. Primetime]

Much entertainment is had by asking BW Megs certain questions just to hear his response.

"Is your name Megatron?"

"Do you hate the Maximals and all they stand for?"

"Are you from Cybertron?"

And so on. :biggrin:

[Gumbo Maximillian]

And at some point, they all try and get more powerful by combining into MegaMegatron.

I'm actually surprised I've never seen any fan art of that.

It sounds like something potentially awesome.