Who would survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

[joegottman]

The following kids have found the previously unknown sixth golden ticket in their Wonka bars. Which of them would survive the factory tour? Each is allowed to bring one adult relative of their choice, and they have no advance knowledge of what is in store for them:

1) Bart Simpson
2) Lisa Simpson (NOT together with Bart)
3) Calvin. He does have Hobbes with him.
4) Susie Derkins
5) Charlie Brown
6) Lucy Van Pelt
7) Linus Van Pelt
8) Dawn Summers
9) Billy (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
10) Mandy


Joe Gottman

[Michael P]

Charlie Brown and Susie. They're about the only ones I can think of without any excess of one or more of the seven deadlies.

[Super Macho Man]

The following kids have found the previously unknown sixth golden ticket in their Wonka bars. Which of them would survive the factory tour? Each is allowed to bring one adult relative of their choice, and they have no advance knowledge of what is in store for them:

1) Bart Simpson
2) Lisa Simpson (NOT together with Bart)
3) Calvin. He does have Hobbes with him.
4) Susie Derkins
5) Charlie Brown
6) Lucy Van Pelt
7) Linus Van Pelt
8) Dawn Summers
9) Billy (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
10) Mandy


Joe Gottman
1. He would be in immense trouble.

2. She would be suspicious of Wonka from the moment that they meet. She would survive, if she even takes the tour.

3. He would be in trouble, but Hobbes would help him out of it.

4. I do not know.

5. He is not a bad person. He tries his best not to show off or be intrusive. These factors alone would ensure his survival.

6. Lucy does whatever she wants. Which will be her downfall.

7. Linus is Lisa Simpson in a male child's body. He would survive, but once again, he would probably decline the tour due to his suspicion.

8. Who is this?

9. He is a moron. But he has a small character shield. He will survive.

10. Once again, she would be suspicious of Wonka from the start, and will either:

A. Verbally deride him, or

B. Decline the tour.

[IamtheRock3]

The following kids have found the previously unknown sixth golden ticket in their Wonka bars. Which of them would survive the factory tour? Each is allowed to bring one adult relative of their choice, and they have no advance knowledge of what is in store for them:

1) Bart Simpson- Be in trouble

2) Lisa Simpson (NOT together with Bart)- pretty arrogant at time but may make it due to avoidng the traps

3) Calvin. He does have Hobbes with him.- If Hobbs can calm him down yes...but that no all ways the case (see noodle incident_

4) Susie Derkins- Gone for being an evil little something
5) Charlie Brown- To nice..but still may lose some how because he got like The Anti Charcter shield..dont think he ever won. He like a little Al Bundy
6) Lucy Van Pelt- wont make it
7) Linus Van Pelt- might make it
8) Dawn Summers- From Buffy..she a little klepto wont make it
9) Billy (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)- wont make it
10) Mandy- Wont make it unless she Jobbing people out
Joe Gottman

My reply is quoted above

[GoGo Yubari]

1) Bart Simpson

Not likely. He'll screw up somewhere along the line, quite possibly ending up like Mike Teavee.

2) Lisa Simpson (NOT together with Bart)

Though she'll be questioning EVERYTHING on the tour, she'll probably make it out alright.

3) Calvin. He does have Hobbes with him.

Calvin probably messes up somewhere. Hobbes can't keep him in check all of the time, especially not in a place like this.

4) Susie Derkins

I doubt she lasts the whole tour. She seems to have some anger issues.

5) Charlie Brown

If Charlie Brown's ability to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory doesn't kick in, he does fine.

6) Lucy Van Pelt

Oh, no way. Not a chance. Of the people on this list I think she's the only one who can't possibly survive this. Even Calvin, Billy, and Bart have shots since Calvin has Hobbes, Bart can be pretty clever, and Billy might have some dumb luck.

7) Linus Van Pelt

He makes it out perfectly fine.

8) Dawn Summers

Hmm. She's got a decent chance, I think.

9) Billy (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

I'm betting of the people here Billy would be the first to go. He's just too stupid all in all to NOT make a mistake at some point.

10) Mandy

She probably wouldn't go in in the first place. If she did, she'd probably get out unharmed but there's no way Wonka would ever give her the factory as she would just plain piss him off.

[CDTM]

Charlie Brown and Susie. They're about the only ones I can think of without any excess of one or more of the seven deadlies.

Linus has an excess?

[Super Macho Man]

Charlie Brown and Susie. They're about the only ones I can think of without any excess of one or more of the seven deadlies.
What would be the excesses of Linus and Lisa?

[Captain Sarcasm]

Linus has an excess?

The Blanket.

[CDTM]

What would be the excesses of Linus and Lisa?

Well, Lisa's pretty... umm, intellectual vain may be the word. Loves to show off her noodle. Plus, she's willing to do whatever it takes to fit in, when an opportunity presents itself.

[CDTM]

The Blanket.

I think he meant seven deady sins excesses.

And that blankets practically a Hitchhikers Guide towel, for all it's uses.

[Super Macho Man]

Well, Lisa's pretty... umm, intellectual vain may be the word. Loves to show off her noodle. Plus, she's willing to do whatever it takes to fit in, when an opportunity presents itself.
1. Yes. But Wonka would probably not see that, as this does not make her a bane to anyone else's existence.

[Captain Sarcasm]

I think he meant seven deady sins excesses.

And that blankets practically a Hitchhikers Guide towel, for all it's uses.

It's still an excess. That things practically a drug to him. It might count under 'Gluttony.'

[Radical]

1) Bart Simpson

Wouldn't last. Hell, he'd be the first kid to go if he didn't blow the place up or something.

2) Lisa Simpson (NOT together with Bart)

Like others say, she'd be suspicious at first. The "science" involved, the Oompa-Loompas, etc. does question sanity... OTOH, she'd probably catch Snodgrass or something.

3) Calvin. He does have Hobbes with him.

Probably winds up like Mike Teevee.

4) Susie Derkins

Is she on Fairly Oddparents? Never heard of her.

5) Charlie Brown

Probably screws up, but it wouldn't be any fault of his.

6) Lucy Van Pelt

Gets killed or something. (Had a wild mental image of Lucy as a blueberry.)

7) Linus Van Pelt

Probably gets his blanket sucked into the chocolate river tubes, gets sucked up after it.

8) Dawn Summers

Dunno. Will probably wish she had vampire-killing powers like her sister Buffy.

9) Billy (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

No matter what, he'd just bounce back.

10) Mandy

Winds up in trouble.

Check out my answers above.

[Movie-Brat]

Charlie Brown and Linus are most likely to survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but for others; I don't think they'll survive but as for Billy, maybe.

[Super Macho Man]

Check out my answers above.
Susie Derkins is Calvin's arch-enemy, just so you know.

[lonewolf23k]

Well, Lisa's pretty... umm, intellectual vain may be the word. Loves to show off her noodle. Plus, she's willing to do whatever it takes to fit in, when an opportunity presents itself.

Nah, Lisa's doomed. ...See, she's also an incorrigeable "I wanna save the world" type buttinski. ...And she's going to accuse Wonka of exploiting the Oompa Loompas, of abusing animals ("Whipped Cream", anyone?), and numerous other things.

...Which will lead her to some humiliating defeat while the Oompa Loompa s sing a song about not preaching to everyone...

[CDTM]

Nah, Lisa's doomed. ...See, she's also an incorrigeable "I wanna save the world" type buttinski. ...And she's going to accuse Wonka of exploiting the Oompa Loompas, of abusing animals ("Whipped Cream", anyone?), and numerous other things.

...Which will lead her to some humiliating defeat while the Oompa Loompa s sing a song about not preaching to everyone...

Yeah, that'd about do it.

[Super Macho Man]

Yeah, that'd about do it.
That reminds me of a Futurama episode. I laughed so hard.

[Movie-Brat]

Do you think Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

[CDTM]

Do you think Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Hell, they just might wreck the place and run him out of business, or accidentially hand over all the stuff to his competition. They have some kind of weird jobber aura, but it's situational...

[Super Macho Man]

Do you think Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
Possibly not.

[Movie-Brat]

Hell, they just might wreck the place and run him out of business, or accidentially hand over all the stuff to his competition. They have some kind of weird jobber aura, but it's situational...

Ok, then do you think Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

[Super Macho Man]

Ok, then do you think Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
Yes. Most definately. He is very good-hearted.

He does, however have an obsessive-compulsive disorder...

[GoGo Yubari]

Ok, then do you think Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

There was a thread about this where it was determined that pretty much nobody from that show would stand a chance outside of maybe Ed if dumb luck prevailed.

Double D stands a fair chance if he doesn't go TOO neatfreak-y, to be fair, because he DOES tend to be a good, moral person, but still, he's a total neat freak with a bit of OCD thrown in and that'd probably cost him eventually.

And that's only if he's alone. If he's with the other Eds he's screwed because they all end up with the same punishment always even when Double D does nothing wrong.

[Movie-Brat]

Yes. Most definately. He is very good-hearted.

He does, however have an obsessive-compulsive disorder...

What do you mean Edd has a obsessive-compulsive disorder?

[Super Macho Man]

There was a thread about this where it was determined that pretty much nobody from that show would stand a chance outside of maybe Ed if dumb luck prevailed.

Double D stands a fair chance if he doesn't go TOO neatfreak-y, to be fair, because he DOES tend to be a good, moral person, but still, he's a total neat freak with a bit of OCD thrown in and that'd probably cost him eventually.

And that's only if he's alone. If he's with the other Eds he's screwed because they all end up with the same punishment always even when Double D does nothing wrong.
Ed and Double D are the only good hearted people on the show. Ed is a follower, though, and cannot make decisions for himself.

[GoGo Yubari]

What do you mean Edd has a obsessive-compulsive disorder?

He labels everything he owns and he's usually very, very adamant about cleanliness.

[Movie-Brat]

He labels everything he owns and he's usually very, very adamant about cleanliness.

Oh. So, do you think Lilo might survive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

[Chris Lang]

Nah, Lisa's doomed. ...See, she's also an incorrigeable "I wanna save the world" type buttinski. ...And she's going to accuse Wonka of exploiting the Oompa Loompas, of abusing animals ("Whipped Cream", anyone?), and numerous other things.

...Which will lead her to some humiliating defeat while the Oompa Loompa s sing a song about not preaching to everyone...

Hypocritical Oompa Loompas! LOL!

I tend to agree with the others that Lucy van Pelt doesn't stand a chance. My guess is she'll be thrown down some garbage chute or another. :)

Bart, too, probably won't make it to the end of the tour. As for Charlie Brown, if he doesn't make it, it'll probably be mostly due to bad luck rather than a character flaw.