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Typo Lad
07-14-2005, 05:36 AM
Swiped from my beloved's blog:

This morning I decided to take Daphna to Dunkin Donuts as a treat and I ordered her usual strawberry sprinkle donut. The one she never eats but insists on having anyway. For myself I ordered a whole wheat egg and cheese bagel and a small iced coffee. I did get strange looks from the cashier when Daphna said, "Where is MY coffee!?" So of course I had to look at her and say, "Sweetheart, evertime Mommy buys you coffee you either don't drink it, and then I have to, or you spill it. You have water in your bag."

When we got to our table, Daphna wolfs down half her donut, decides she wants MY bagel (and tries to give me the remainder of the donut) AND my coffee. When I tried to reason with her by telling her I was trying to lose weight and could not eat the donut, she really just didn't care. She ended up eating the top half of my bagel and slurped down half of my coffee.

Enjoy her, Camp Counselors!

Keep in mind, this all came before the "I can't believe that this is my life!" observation.

Apparantly, a belly full of bagel, doughnut and coffee and getting to ride on a yellow school bus are the keys to happyness.

Sheldon
07-14-2005, 05:39 AM
I didnt' know little ones liked coffee....

thehod
07-14-2005, 05:39 AM
Apparantly, a belly full of bagel, doughnut and coffee and getting to ride on a yellow school bus are the keys to happyness.

Well, Duh!!!

Typo Lad
07-14-2005, 05:47 AM
I didnt' know little ones liked coffee....

Somewhere along the line, Tot became an addict.

We ususally give her decaf, although she now cracks us up by picking up her cup, stoping, and saying "Wait... does this have decaf in it?" like it's poison or something.

And when ordered or made for her, it's basically 80% milk and 20% coffee.

A friend informed us that she grew up on "coffee milk", so we don't feel TOO bad.

Sheldon
07-14-2005, 07:09 AM
If you ever end up in Canada, stay away from Tim Horton's Coffee...it's addictive properties would be too much for Typo Tot...