Commercials you Hate

[J Dog]

I really hate the Royal Carribbean commericals. Why? These four words:

And the Rock Wall

Also, these commericals where people are like weasels, such as that beer commercial where the guy's arm is stuck in an elevator, but instead of helping, they steal his beer.

[KenK]

Tampon commercials. They get more and more aggravating with each one:

*OOOH, it's plugging up the leak in the boat!
*OOOH, I gotta pull a "Mission: Impossible" to get one of my roommate's tampons while she makes out with her boyfriend!
*OOOH, the teacher thinks we're passing notes in class, but they're really tampons!
*OOOH, my boyfriend thinks it's a sugar packet! Better stop him! ;)
*OOOH, the tampons are line dancing and popping open! Yay feminine hygeine!!

[Mike Pothier]

kid whispering: Zoom zoom
Me: Shut up you little... *SLAP*

And that Taco Bell commercial with the "good to go" nerd.

I don't know why, but some commercials inspire violent feelings in me.

[Phil Clark]

The Burger King "Office" knock off commercials. The show wasn't funny, and the commercials are just stupid.

"But I do have good news, I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!" Give us better news that they are putting an end to this campaign. :rolleyes:

[Phoney Bone]

http://www.students.uwosh.edu/c/chenet79/rodents.jpg

I like rathercool.com, but the last thing that commercial made me want to do is eat a Quiznos sandwich.


(btw, they aren't rodents, they're monkies)

[monkeysweat]

"We make a lot of cereal here!!"

Get back to the assembly line and calm the fugg down.

[Huzzah!]

fraudulent charges!!!!!


Screw you spiderman

[Copper]

How did we get this far an no one's mentioned those annoying Fanta commercials yet?

[Shellhead]

Is it just me, or do all of the new commercials using the Fantastic Four to sell other products seem very crappy? It's like these commercials were rushed out the door by amateurs with a low budget.

[Huzzah!]

Becayse the fantanas have T and A

[Cyke]

"Lays! Get your SMILE on!"

As sung by possibly THE most white-bread chorus since the 1980s.

[cactusmaac]

I have made it my life's mission to hunt down, torture and kill those responsible for the Crazy Frog ringtone ads and all the little bastard thirteen year-olds who've been buying the accursed dirge as well.

[Valmore]

Well here's a well with no bottom... I hate most commercials.

Anything by Old Navy is right at the top of the list.

The new Burger King commercials with the creepy looking King.

Any Subway commercial with Jared.

I'm certain more will pop into my mind later.

[Xero Kaiser]

-Remember that little girl pepsi used to have in their commercials? it's been years since I've seen her and I still feel like punching her in the face

-Jared: again with the face punching

-tampon commercials

-The truth commercials: and I don't even smoke

[StoneGold]

How did we get this far an no one's mentioned those annoying Fanta commercials yet?
You were #8. That's not very far. Wait till it at least hits the second page, why donchya?

[Huzzah!]

Remember the chill out hand gesture Pepsi tried to foist upon the pepsi generation?

[Valmore]

Remember the chill out hand gesture Pepsi tried to foist upon the pepsi generation?

I have to flog you now for making me remember that.

Man, Pepsi's commercials have sucked since Michael J. Fox stopped doing them.

[StoneGold]

For that matter, I hate it when Pepsi gets waaaaaayyyy to competitive with Coke in their commercials. Speaking of which, I like them and all, but how long has it been since the Ramones represented youth? How many of them are dead now?

[Huzzah!]

two or three

I know joey.

And the really retarded one who wanted pizza in rock and roll high school

[Copper]

You were #8. That's not very far. Wait till it at least hits the second page, why donchya?

Sorry--still reeling after seeing these twits on the big screen. (Not only do they torture you with commercials in the movie theater, they torture you with BAD commercials.)

[The Joker]

That Sunday NFL ticket commercial that is constantly playing over and over.

Anything old navy.

[Sanagi]

Right now what I really hate is the "You do not want to be odor" one.

But in general, commercials where you see ordinary people doing ordinary things, but the implication is that gross things are happening in their pants.

[Huzzah!]

Oh


those fair enough, tobacoo is whacko, truth ads make me want to kill everyone of them

[Joe no Sleep]

I found those Buger King "Office" knock-offs to be funnier than the failed NBC knock-off, myself. Especially the recent Fantastic Four tie-ins.

The ones I hate:

-the commercial for BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSHOP with the blonde girl singing that have nothing to do with building your own stuffed bear.

- the ad that has all of Hollywood's A-listers snapping their fingers. I just thought it was nauseating, trying to be unpretentious while being VERY pretentious.

-Ellen Degeneres...dancing. :eek:

-commercials for the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie...that film's a flaming turd.

-commercials for AXE body spray deodorant...really lurid, appalling, low-down stuff. Is that stuff really supposed to go on your ballz?

[Jetfire]

The "Feel Alive" 5 Alive commercials annoy me completely. People going into spasms of joy over a juice drink?

*boggle*

[Valmore]

Add Hardees commercials to my list. Especially the one shaking a cow.

[SteelTownr]

Steak and Shake has one where an employee describes their latest shake concoctions.

An off camera voice says "And?"

They go into more detail.

"And?"

So on and so forth.

It is just a ripoff from "Dude, Where's My Car".

Mark B.

[Joe no Sleep]

The "Feel Alive" 5 Alive commercials annoy me completely. People going into spasms of joy over a juice drink?

*boggle*


Well, I do like the Fanta commercials with the girls. I can say I only drank Fanta once. They never came. They didn't even bring me one. I'm so depressed. :( :rolleyes:

[SnowTrooper]

I hate Stand ads(the ones against smoking), where girls come on and bitch about how smoking killed there parents and how they hate the smoking section of restaraunts.Those commercials make me so mad.I also dont like the "Whats your anti-drug" commercials where there is always a real mean mom and punishes her kid because people smoke around him, I mean he didnt smoke anything.

[Daniel Hopkins]

I live in Australia and all the ads for ringtones really get me angry.
One after another, after another .......................after another!!!!!! :mad:

[sir_snikt'alot]

the crazy frog.

[J Dog]

Add Hardees commercials to my list. Especially the one shaking a cow.

To a Sean Paul hit. That was sick and disturbing at best.

[Cyke]

Steak and Shake has one where an employee describes their latest shake concoctions.

An off camera voice says "And?"

They go into more detail.

"And?"

So on and so forth.

It is just a ripoff from "Dude, Where's My Car".

Mark B.

ANY Steak and Shake commercial gets on my nerves. I just want to punch those uppity, arrogant twits working there. They've got the whole high and mighty attitude (Our shit is better than yours) and they're flipping burgers for a living.

[KenK]

I hate Stand ads(the ones against smoking), where girls come on and bitch about how smoking killed there parents and how they hate the smoking section of restaraunts.Those commercials make me so mad.I also dont like the "Whats your anti-drug" commercials where there is always a real mean mom and punishes her kid because people smoke around him, I mean he didnt smoke anything.

I hate the ones with the slam poets talking about how they'd never be able to be as creative as they are if they smoked weed. MAN! I know mad slam poets and MCs who smoke weed, so the fact that these anti-drug organizations are using this artform to denounce drug use is just hilarious to me. I'm not trying to advocate weed, but to imply that this particular subculture is drug-free is a bit irresponsible, regardless of whatever positive message they're trying to put out.

[Shellhead]

Those damn cell phone commericals... "Can you hear me now?"

[SteelTownr]

ANY Steak and Shake commercial gets on my nerves. I just want to punch those uppity, arrogant twits working there. They've got the whole high and mighty attitude (Our shit is better than yours) and they're flipping burgers for a living.

Preach it, Cyke!

They have damn good burgers, but calling them steak is of the utmost arrogance.

Mark B.

[J Dog]

I hate the commericals for McDonalds.

Bah-bah-bah-bah! I'm Loving It.

More like "I'm Hating It."

[Huzzah!]

you could sniff all the glue in the world and still write poetry. its a shame artform

[SteelTownr]

How about the new Coke Zero one?

It is a rehash of the old, "I'd Like to buy the World a Coke" ad from years ago.

"I'd like to buy the World a Coke and chill with it a while."

We need a barfing emoticon.

Mark B.

[Huzzah!]

i hate commercials for diet vanillia cherry dr. pepper simply because that product is ludicrous

[Ontir]

SBC/Yahoo DSL! Those SOBs made me hate "Layla!" Now they're killing the Fantastic Four! They must be stopped - NOW! :evilangry


Ugoff, the worst ad campaign Burger King has inflicted us with, since Herb! :rolleyes:

[Stretch Dude]

That jeans commercial from a few years ago with the singing belly buttons. Scarier than every horror film ever made put together.

[Stretch Dude]

-the commercial for BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSHOP with the blonde girl singing that have nothing to do with building your own stuffed bear.

Hold on...are you trying to tell me that that gibberish she's spewing is supposed to be a song? An actual song? Ye gods, music is completely dead, isn't it?

[Buried Alien]

I thought no commercials were more hated than those holiday-themed commercials where family members buy each other cars (complete with gift packaging ribbon) for Christmas.

As if the majority of the target audience could afford to do something like that. :)

Buried Alien (The Fastest Post Alive!)

[MarvelKnight]

Geico, Enzyte, Diet Pepsi, Jamster, and Axe.

[Devon C.]

That jeans commercial from a few years ago with the singing belly buttons. Scarier than every horror film ever made put together.
Why did you REMIND ME OF THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?

[KenK]

i hate commercials for diet vanillia cherry dr. pepper simply because that product is ludicrous

How do you have Diet Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper before;

*Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper
Before
*Vanilla Dr. Pepper and
Before
*Cherry Dr. Pepper

There's only been Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper (which only tastes like regular Dr. Pepper because regular Dr. Pepper already tastes like a diet soda!)

[Stretch Dude]

Why did you REMIND ME OF THIS?!!?!?!?!?!?

Because I'm evil like that. :evilsmile

[Phoney Bone]

Enzyte

If it has that effect on Bob, I'd rather take salt peter.

[saintjon]

Every McCain ad ever made, even the one that was about how bad their commercials sucked ass, because they also felt they could sneak in a new packaging for pizza pockets plug, and thus ruined any credibility gained by preaching their own massive suckitude.

the belly-buttons were god-aweful, yeah.

Oh, my fellow canadians will agree that the Canadian Tire smug arsehole Motomaster family must be stopped! Stopped I say!

[leigh_ann1982]

Hold on...are you trying to tell me that that gibberish she's spewing is supposed to be a song? An actual song? Ye gods, music is completely dead, isn't it?

Music died the day that cell phone ring tone topped the charts.

[leigh_ann1982]

I'm disgruntled with TV in general. Most of the time the commercials I see are more amusing than the programming; I especially hate reality TV shows because they are so mind-numbingly formulaic. I would rather dig out my eyes with a rusty spoon than have to watch an entire episode of The Simple Life. That being said, I sincerely hate the Carl's Jr. commercial with Paris Hilton washing a car and eating a hamburger. Normally, I'm a fan of gratuitous sexuality in advertising, but I think she is just skanky. Money can't buy you class.

I don't know if anyone will remember this one, but a few years ago when the long distance companies were having their rate wars, there was a series of commercials that MCI ran featuring an actress (she looked a bit like Rebecca Gayheart, but I don't think it was her) portraying one of their phone operators. She would talk about the evils of AT&T in a tone that I found frightening and bordering on psychotic. I really hated those commercials too.

[MarvelKnight]

Enzyte

If it has that effect on Bob, I'd rather take salt peter.


Have you seen Bob's wife, he must need it. Enzyte must blur the vision for Bob to want to get near her. They could have given Bob a better lookin' wife.

[J Dog]

SBC/Yahoo- Sold out Eric Clapton
Various Movie Promos- Best minute, or so you think...

[Devon C.]

The Burger King commercials starring the country-singing Black Man,
who is actually Hootie of "Hootie and the Blowfish".

[KameTen]

Enzyte, all of the "Truth" ads, and those Quiznos commercials with those freaky monkeys singing off key. And ringtone commercials, for some reason, put me off.

[Huzzah!]

enzyte are terrible commercails...


whos the girl in your avatar....looks familiar

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

fraudulent charges!!!!!


Screw you spiderman

what pissed me off about that one was that I could'nt get a good look at Storm in the background...

(...as well as the "Captian America bursting through the concrete sidewalk",thing...)

[KameTen]

enzyte are terrible commercails...


whos the girl in your avatar....looks familiar

Princessa/Maria Swan/Jana/whatever the hell she calls herself.

[Huzzah!]

nope....

doesnt ring bells



Must have one of those faces...or simply the small icon clouds the mind.....not unlike the force

[KameTen]

nope....

doesnt ring bells



Must have one of those faces...or simply the small icon clouds the mind.....not unlike the force

If an avatar clouds the mind, what would happen if you saw the full picture? :p

[monkeywarplane]

Have you guys seent the new Fanta retro commercial they are running at movie theatres... it's pretty bad... not since Sprite tried hip-hopped their advertisements has something made me so disgusted. The Fanta spot infuriates me because it is so obviously insulting my intelligence.

Stuart

[KenK]

Have you guys seent the new Fanta retro commercial they are running at movie theatres... it's pretty bad... not since Sprite tried hip-hopped their advertisements has something made me so disgusted. The Fanta spot infuriates me because it is so obviously insulting my intelligence.

Stuart

Hey, those Sprite/Voltron ads with Common, Big Pun, and Afrika Bambata were pretty tight, though!

[Joe no Sleep]

Hold on...are you trying to tell me that that gibberish she's spewing is supposed to be a song? An actual song? Ye gods, music is completely dead, isn't it?


Yes, but I don't know it. I've heard it used in the movie GHOST WORLD - it's played in an early scene where Thora Birch and Scarlett Johannsen are sitting in a retro 50's diner.

[Joe no Sleep]

The Burger King commercials starring the country-singing Black Man,
who is actually Hootie of "Hootie and the Blowfish".


Man, Brooke Burke cannot act, or read, for that matter... How hard is it to say "Commmmme annnnnd get it!"

[i_mmmchocolate]

Those Six Flags commercials with this guy:

http://www.sixflags.com/parks/magicmountain/images/d_playpass.gif

[Karl J. Barnes]

Tampon commercials. They get more and more aggravating with each one:

*OOOH, it's plugging up the leak in the boat!
*OOOH, I gotta pull a "Mission: Impossible" to get one of my roommate's tampons while she makes out with her boyfriend!
*OOOH, the teacher thinks we're passing notes in class, but they're really tampons!
*OOOH, my boyfriend thinks it's a sugar packet! Better stop him! ;)
*OOOH, the tampons are line dancing and popping open! Yay feminine hygeine!!

The one's about feminine hygeine freshener i.e. the douche. I forget the products name, but they are just the lamest commericials.

Actually, most of the commericials nowadays are pretty much on the lame side of things. They either are so full of hype or they have nothing to do with the product and try to be cool.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Those Six Flags commercials with this guy:

http://www.sixflags.com/parks/magicmountain/images/d_playpass.gif

He just freaks me out. He comes off as some creepy uncle.

[monkeysweat]

Those Six Flags commercials with this guy:

http://www.sixflags.com/parks/magicmountain/images/d_playpass.gif
I've heard tell that it's actually a woman.

[i_mmmchocolate]

He just freaks me out. He comes off as some creepy uncle.

I've heard tell that it's actually a woman.

I thought it was some young guy. I just don't understand why the face mask is necessary. Then again, maybe it isn't a mask?





*shudders*

[SAMAS]

I hate the ones with the slam poets talking about how they'd never be able to be as creative as they are if they smoked weed. MAN! I know mad slam poets and MCs who smoke weed, so the fact that these anti-drug organizations are using this artform to denounce drug use is just hilarious to me.

Ghooosst Weeeeedd.... :D

[J Dog]

The Burger King commercials starring the country-singing Black Man,
who is actually Hootie of "Hootie and the Blowfish".

Hootie sold out! NO!

[Karl J. Barnes]

Hootie sold out! NO!

Hey, he still's got to pay the rent. At least, he's not hanging around the Blowfush and he does get to hang around, at least in the commercial, with Brook(I WANT YOU)Burke.

[Guts/Batman]

Mcdonalds "I'm lovin it."

GOd I hate that.

And tampon commercials.

[Guts/Batman]

Enzyte, all of the "Truth" ads, and those Quiznos commercials with those freaky monkeys singing off key. And ringtone commercials, for some reason, put me off.

Those "truth" ads do annoy me.

"Bob here was..."

Especially the one where Bob tells his "friend" about Enzyte.

[Adem]

Those Six Flags commercials with this guy:

http://www.sixflags.com/parks/magicmountain/images/d_playpass.gif

Just waiting for the paper boy to come by and bring me some good news..........(family guy)

Am I the only one who thought of that the first time you saw that guy?

[Joe no Sleep]

Just waiting for the paper boy to come by and bring me some good news..........(family guy)

Am I the only one who thought of that the first time you saw that guy?


My thought was that Steve Urkel got his skin bleached.


Another commercial I've been seeing is the one for K-Y Body Lubricant. It looks like an episode of THAT GIRL! that quickly turns soft-core.

[mgs]

I hate that old Six Flags creepy guy. My theory is that it is a woman underneath that mask 'cause some of his dancing parts have too much flow to them, also I hate that commercial where that guy turns his friend into a hot chick, too weird!!

[Jared]

How do you have Diet Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper before;

*Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper
Before
*Vanilla Dr. Pepper and
Before
*Cherry Dr. Pepper

There's only been Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper (which only tastes like regular Dr. Pepper because regular Dr. Pepper already tastes like a diet soda!)


All I know is, that I must find out what that "munomunah!" or whatever song is, from the commercial with the girl in the restarauant. I'm not sure if it's stuck in my head or what, but I just need to know what the hell they're saying!

I always hated that car commercial with the two guys driving and the "da da da" song playing. Nothing happened, and yet the freakin' 10 year old song became a hit! Gah!

I don't smoke, but I swear if I ever run across people who make those Truth ads, I'm going to buy a pack and rub it in their faces. And tell them that I'm going to encourage young children to smoke.

My hate for Subway Jared, I dare say, runs much deeper than most people's. He's actually made me less fond of my own name! Damn that chicken-teriaki eating sonuvabitch!

Remember McDonald's campaign for the Arch Deluxe burger? One of them had a classroom make gross-out faces at the very mention of it. And this is suppossed to *sell* the burger?!

[The Batman]

the K-Y Personal Lubricant commercial doesn't bother me, but i was a bit surprised to see a commercial for K-Y Personal Lubricant. that just doesn't seem like the type of thing that really needs to be advertised i guess.

personally i don't care for any comercial that has a blaring alarm clock in it. i can't stand the sound of my own alarm; i don't need to hear one on a commercial.

[SAMAS]

I honestly don't see what the furor over the Truth ads is.

[Devon C.]

I honestly don't see what the furor over the Truth ads is.
Me neither. They are telling the truth. (No Pun intended)

[Guts/Batman]

It's not the message I don't like because the message is a good message to spread. I just don't like em, they just sound/look tedious. I mostly laugh at em.

However, there are worse commercials on tv.

[Chou Blaster]

ALL of them.

:Just a big smoldering ball of hate. In human form.:

[Steve]

That being said, I sincerely hate the Carl's Jr. commercial with Paris Hilton washing a car and eating a hamburger. Normally, I'm a fan of gratuitous sexuality in advertising, but I think she is just skanky. Money can't buy you class.

Have you soon the spoof version (http://www.accolo.com/Accolo-Rethink-Recruiting.wmv)?

That dude looks like Peter Jackson before he lost all the weight.

Be warned before clicking on link. It's 39 seconds of your life you will never get back.

[KameTen]

I honestly don't see what the furor over the Truth ads is.

Its condensending, insulting, and ultimatly spews forth the same messages that every other anti-smoking/anti-drug commercial, teacher, and FDA warning label has since the 80's. Smokers already know what is going to happen if they continue to smoke, and kids are taught about the consequences of smoking as early as pre-school. To assume that their "hard-hitting" facts are going to make most smokers stop smoking is as silly as D.A.R.E. being an effective anti-drug program.

[tangentman]

The "Glad Girl" is a prime example of "Auditory Repulsion". I reflexively change channels if one of her commercials is about to play.

[leigh_ann1982]

Have you soon the spoof version (http://www.accolo.com/Accolo-Rethink-Recruiting.wmv)?

That dude looks like Peter Jackson before he lost all the weight.

Be warned before clicking on link. It's 39 seconds of your life you will never get back.


MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Then again, that guy probably more accurately resembles someone who dines on Carl's fare more regularly than Paris Hilton does. I don't think we need that much truth in advertising, though. I think they could've gotten any other pretty face for the Carl's ad and I wouldn't have found it so objectionable. I just don't like her. That, and the first time I saw the commercial I was watching TV with my grandmother, and it just felt awkward and dirty.

[KenK]

the K-Y Personal Lubricant commercial doesn't bother me, but i was a bit surprised to see a commercial for K-Y Personal Lubricant. that just doesn't seem like the type of thing that really needs to be advertised i guess.

It's like ads for Levitra! You KNOW what it's for, but they're not telling you because deep down, they know it's not appropriate. To say nothing of the fact that I fail to see the logic in a "personal lubricant" with a warming function. Shouldn't the friction be enough?! Maybe the warming lube is for necrophiliacs!

[Dennis K]

Somebody probably already mentioned this, but I can't be bothered to go through 6 pages of posts. Anyway, I've got two words for this thread.

Urine Gone.

[Davideaux]

the K-Y Personal Lubricant commercial doesn't bother me, but i was a bit surprised to see a commercial for K-Y Personal Lubricant. that just doesn't seem like the type of thing that really needs to be advertised i guess.

personally i don't care for any comercial that has a blaring alarm clock in it. i can't stand the sound of my own alarm; i don't need to hear one on a commercial.

The KY ad is weird. I don't like it. The wife is too hot for that schlub. He shouldn't need the extra incentive to get it on. Put down that paper, jerk!

[KenK]

The KY ad is weird. I don't like it. The wife is too hot for that schlub. He shouldn't need the extra incentive to get it on. Put down that paper, jerk!

That's my whole thing! She's not supermodel hot or anything, but in the realm of women regular men could realistically hook up with, she's pretty slammin'. And this dude's only getting excited when she talks about what lube they're gonna use?!?! Fuckin' herb!

[Davideaux]

That's my whole thing! She's not supermodel hot or anything, but in the realm of women regular men could realistically hook up with, she's pretty slammin'. And this dude's only getting excited when she talks about what lube they're gonna use?!?! Fuckin' herb!

Exactly! Dude has a chick who is willing to go the extra mile into forbidden territory and he shows little to no appreciation for that fact. If she is so willing to be adventurous, then she must be a really good partner. And yet he rather read the papers.

[Joe no Sleep]

the K-Y Personal Lubricant commercial doesn't bother me, but i was a bit surprised to see a commercial for K-Y Personal Lubricant. that just doesn't seem like the type of thing that really needs to be advertised i guess.

personally i don't care for any comercial that has a blaring alarm clock in it. i can't stand the sound of my own alarm; i don't need to hear one on a commercial.

I'm surprised to see that it exists - what I mean by that is there are products like K-Y that aren't advertised but get joked about, like Binaca Breath Spray. A lot of people think that's old stuff and isn't sold anymore - that's it's all just an old joke.

[Oracle_0128]

That AFLAC duck!!!!! I want to shoot the tv everytime it waddles across it!

[Joe no Sleep]

That AFLAC duck!!!!! I want to shoot the tv everytime it waddles across it!

They actually make Gilbert Gottfried read that line for over 3 hours each recording session.

[VCreed32]

Although I haven't seen it in ages, a celluar company had a commercial about a teenage daughter with an over-protective dad. IIRC, he was litterally attached to her back. The cell phone guy said that with whatever plan he could reach her whenever...
yeah, except for when she turns it off or doesn't answer it.!!

As someone who thinks they would be a very protective father if they had kids, I hated that crap.

[Goldenbane]

To make it completely and utterly annoying, we need to combine the phone guy (Can you hear me now?????) with the twit fans of the WWF (WHAT???) and we'd have the ultimate commercial that would make me go on a shooting rampage.

Can you hear me now?

WHAT?

Can you hear me now?

WHAT?

Can you hear me now?

WHAT?

The other commercials I hate are for those stupid ass dating lines. "Hi...I'm some hot blond...and I'm very...very...very...single. That's why I call hot dates...for only $9,000,345,894,900,125.95 a minute, I can hook up with great singles and meet new people. So call now...the number is 1-900-you're-an-idiot-if-you-call-this-number. So call, and we'll hook up!"

I have to give her credit...she makes it through the commercial saying all those things with a straight face.