samurai jack vs. the borg

[master of read]

jack is wondering around star trek earth when a borg cube breaks through earth's defense and attacks. hijacking a ship, he crashed it into the cube and climbs aboard. the drones lock onto jack and advance upon him.


the borg: we are the borg. you will be assimilated.

jack: (draws sword) come and get me.



how long will it take jack to clean out the borg?

[Super Macho Man]

Master of Read. Yes, I remember you now! You're the one who keeps making the curbstomps and purposely does it to retain said reputation!

Oh, and why do you hate Jack?

[master of read]

i dont hate jack. jack rules. what can the borg do to jack?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Well, I seriously doubt he's got anything that con counter Borg nanoprobes. All it takes is one slip, one lapse of concentration, and Jack gets assimilated.

Of course, that's barring said lapse. Without it, the Borg die.

[master of read]

yeah. and if he does slip, and that's a pretty big if, he can always call on his fathers or something to heal him.

[longdecember]

Good posts on both sides. I think Jack has enough disciple to take a Cube full of borg.

If you remember the series, The borg can not fire nano probes via projectile or ambient means. And they are PARTICULARY suceptible to melee combat. Jack is one of the best melee combatants in science fiction.

I vaguely remember Start Trek First Contact which was probably the only epsode I remember where a cube had the balls to get that close to earth, and that was because the queen was on board.

If the queen is aboard the OPs Borg cube, I think she can play mind games enough with Jack:one of his only weaknesses, and I am not saying Jack is weak minded, quite the opposite, he is very contemplative and might try to the challenge the queens mind games inbetween slaughtering borg.

she has the collective thoughts of the hive, and was able to outmatch data for a considerable part of the movie, who theoreticaly has more mental dicipline that jack has shown, and a very similar character journey.


Jack curbstomps a Cube without the queen.
6/10 for the borg if they have thier queen.