do they have dvd players in canada?

[Frusciante]

I heard you Canadians don't have access to technology like this. Is this true? I find it very hard to believe. Do you at least have VCR's?

[Smoogis]

That's a silly question. It's impossible to put electrical outlets in an igloo, Frus.

[Ronald Bryan]

Canadians also don't have running water, electricity, or the means to start fires.

[Smoogis]

Canadians also don't have running water, electricity, or the means to start fires.

They can melt the snow to make water by using body heat, though.

[dougputhoff]

And their cars are powered by their feet like the Flintmobile.

[dougputhoff]

And their football is stupid, too.

[Frusciante]

What the heck is their president doing up there?

[Smoogis]

What the heck is their president doing up there?

No one knows, Frusciante.

No one knows.

[dougputhoff]

What the heck is their president doing up there?

I think he's planning on invading that member of the Axis of Evil, Iceland. He's upset that country hosted the World Chess Championship match between Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky.

[dougputhoff]

I heard you Canadians don't have access to technology like this. Is this true? I find it very hard to believe. Do you at least have VCR's?

They do, but their tapes are all Beta.

[Ronald Bryan]

And their cars are powered by their feet like the Flintmobile.
But they have yet to discover the wheel, and thus use square blocks.

[dougputhoff]

They don't have DVD players because they spend too much money on socialized medicine.

Filthy commies. Who needs healthy people when you have all three seasons of Wonder Woman on DVD.

[Spike-X]

DVD players and VCRs can be used to view porn. And, as everybody knows, porn is Evil.

[howyadoin]

I heard you Canadians don't have access to technology like this. Is this true? I find it very hard to believe. Do you at least have VCR's?Nope. We don't have computers, either.

[dougputhoff]

And Canadians consider Jerry Lewis a Genius.

Waitaminut! That's the French.

Canadians consider Don Cherry a Genius.

[howyadoin]

Canadians consider Don Cherry a Genius.Are you trying to say he isn't?

http://www.doncherrys.com/images/Don%20&%20Blue.jpg

Look at that jacket!

[dougputhoff]

Are you trying to say he isn't?

http://www.doncherrys.com/images/Don%20&%20Blue.jpg

Look at that jacket!

Did he swipe that from Fred Blassie's corpse at the wrestling legend's funeral?

[howyadoin]

Did he swipe that from Fred Blassie's corpse at the wrestling legend's funeral?Hey, Don's been wearing that stuff for years. He didn't steal it from anybody.

[dougputhoff]

Hey, Don's been wearing that stuff for years. He didn't steal it from anybody.

I stand corrected.

[dougputhoff]

And Canadians spell "color" with a u, for pity's sake

[Motormouse]

And Canadians spell "color" with a u, for pity's sake

As it should be spelt when using the Queen's English, just like Aluminium.
:eek:

P.S. The original question was a joke right?

[CoffeeStained]

D-VD players? That's like da guy who's good wit' de wimmins even tho he's got a case of da crotch-rot, right?

You can keep your VD playaz, I don't eskimo kiss no ladies if they've got a runny nose.

[Hiromi]

As it should be spelt when using the Queen's English, just like Aluminium.
:eek:

P.S. The original question was a joke right?

Too bad the original Latin spelling contains no U. In fact the U comes from French influence.

[Valmore]

Canadians also lack a postal system. They tried pony express once, but they haven't invented blankets so the horses got too cold and died.

[Dr. Killbydeath]

Too bad the original Latin spelling contains no U. In fact the U comes from French influence.

Too bad England, Australia, New Zealand, and all other English countries also use the u...

[howyadoin]

Canadians also lack a postal system. They tried pony express once, but they haven't invented blankets so the horses got too cold and died.You never heard of a dogsled?

[Hiromi]

Too bad England, Australia, New Zealand, and all other English countries also use the u...

Popularity has no bearing on whether or not something is correct or incorrect :p

Silly Brits and their French influenced English :p

[Jared_Humpherys]

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef
carcasses...
And we have to clean-up
after them
And our saddle sores are
the best.
We proudly wear women's
clothing.
And searing sand blows up
our skirts.
And buzzards,
they soar overhead.
And poisonous snakes devour
us whole.
Our bones will bleach in
the sun.
And we will
probably go to ****.
And that is our great reward
For being the - uh - roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen

Everybody, sing along!

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting
beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up
after them
And our saddle sores are
the best
We proudly wear women's
clothing
And searing blows up
our skirts
And buzzards, they soar
overhead
And poisonous snakes devour
us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to ****
And that is our great reward
For being the - uh - roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen

[Valmore]

You never heard of a dogsled?

Sure, I've always kept up-to-date on new trends in Canadian technology.

[CoffeeStained]

Too bad the original Latin spelling contains no U. In fact the U comes from French influence.

Popularity has no bearing on whether or not something is correct or incorrect :p

Silly Brits and their French influenced English :p

So you're saying that English English isn't as good as Latin English (WTF?) (Latin English is the base for American English, because as we all know the Americas were settled by Greeks and Romans, not, y'know, the ENGLISH.)

[Alex]

I'm questioning if this..."Canada" even exsists.
Lets look at the facts!
I've never been to Canada...
FACT!
I have been to England, so it exsists, but Canada?
It doesn't even sound real, and very few movies take place there, yet thousands of characters are said to be from the magical land of canada, lets have a quick look.
http://www.thecomicshop.com.au/site3/lot030/wolverine-vol2-17-nm-marvel.jpg
Wolverine? Does he even look real?
NO! He's 2 dimensional, and looks as if he were colored, on paper.
Or how about these guys
http://ripgibbon.free.fr/images/Comics/Alpha_Flight_01.jpg
"Alpha Flight"?
Clearly fake.

[Ronald Bryan]

And don't forget this guy, Alex

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/ronaldbryan/hothowy.jpg

No way is he real!

[Adam Crocker]

I heard you Canadians don't have access to technology like this. Is this true? I find it very hard to believe. Do you at least have VCR's?

That's a freakin' lie! We just legalized them last week! Them and scissors!

[Alex]

And don't forget this guy, Alex

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/ronaldbryan/hothowy.jpg

No way is he real!
Man, theres a butter face if ever i've seen one.

[Nightcrawler]

Are you kidding? Canada has yet to reach the Stone Age.

[Alex]

I typed Canada into google, and found this.
http://www.soulmusic.com/morrisD.jpg
Whether or not canada has dvd players is irrelevant, they have morris day.

[howyadoin]

Whether or not canada has dvd players is irrelevant, they have morris day.And in return we gave you Alannis Morrisette, for keeps.

Thanks, America!

[Hiromi]

So you're saying that English English isn't as good as Latin English (WTF?) (Latin English is the base for American English, because as we all know the Americas were settled by Greeks and Romans, not, y'know, the ENGLISH.)

No, all I'm saying is that Color is a latin word, and that it contained no u, French, which in effect is Latin with regional differences, added the u, and this became the Olde English word, America simply returned it to the Latin origin. And I'm trying to poke fun at people who take this seriously at the same time as well.