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JerrBear81
07-01-2005, 05:35 PM
Serious, how would you make it look? Here's what my wheelchair looks like:

http://www.invacare.com/product_files/ZW014_400_A.jpg

I have Totally different footrest and color for the base. Nothing unrealistic like dropping in a V8 Engine, realistic customization to make my ride look good.
Michael P
07-01-2005, 05:42 PM
Nononononononono. It's "Pimp My Wheelchair."

Mr. Cronin, do your duty.
JerrBear81
07-01-2005, 05:43 PM
http://www.invacare.com/product_files/TDX-2GT_400_A.jpg

Why the hell can't I have a base for the wheels like that!?
west3man
07-01-2005, 06:33 PM
Well, they've GOTTA be spinnin', my @#$^#. ;)

That's the FIRST thing.
howyadoin
07-01-2005, 07:00 PM
I have Totally different footrest and color for the base. Nothing unrealistic like dropping in a V8 Engine, realistic customization to make my ride look good.After stints pushing Cei-U!'s chair at conventions, I'd say what you need is a cattle prod on the front, for zapping the drooling idiots who have their heads up their asses.

A cooler would be a nice idea, too. And a backup battery or two.
Cei-U!
07-01-2005, 07:07 PM
I am soooooooooooo green with envy. It looks a bit like *sniff* my fuh-fuh-faithful old *choke* Friday...

Cei-U!
Collapses in a fit of maudlin weeping!
JerrBear81
07-01-2005, 07:07 PM
After stints pushing Cei-U!'s chair at conventions, I'd say what you need is a cattle prod on the front, for zapping the drooling idiots who have their heads up their asses.

A cooler would be a nice idea, too. And a backup battery or two.
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12242003.shtml

I want one of those :D
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 04:57 AM
Awww, no one else wants to pimp mah ride?
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 04:59 AM
I am soooooooooooo green with envy. It looks a bit like *sniff* my fuh-fuh-faithful old *choke* Friday...

Cei-U!
Collapses in a fit of maudlin weeping!

When and if I get a new one it'll look mostly the same, but hopefull will have the wheel base that turns far better (The bottom pictured for anyone else reading).
west3man
07-02-2005, 05:51 AM
Not photoshopped, so it's really bootleggish, but...
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 06:14 AM
Not photoshopped, so it's really bootleggish, but...

Niice. I'd put flames on the wheel frame as well :D
Michael P
07-02-2005, 06:47 AM
I'm thinking it needs a spoiler.
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 07:19 AM
I'm thinking it needs a spoiler.

Lol! Photoshop one in :D
Perry Holley
07-02-2005, 07:27 AM
Dude, you soooooooo need side-mounted rocket-launchers on that chair...
west3man
07-02-2005, 07:50 AM
Niice. I'd put flames on the wheel frame as well :D
Did you notice the "spinners?"
J Dog
07-02-2005, 08:05 AM
Add:

Rocket Launchers
Boost Jumps
Nitrus Tanks (for Max speed)
Porta-Let
TV & Computer mounted on it
hulahulk
07-02-2005, 08:06 AM
Chrome. Lots of chrome. So shiny it'll distract airplanes flying up above.
M203
07-02-2005, 08:29 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/MechaniX_034/VROOMVROOM.jpg

There. You're ready for your spot in Fast and Furious 3. :D
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 08:43 AM
Did you notice the "spinners?"

Oops, sorry! Now I noticed them.
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 08:44 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/MechaniX_034/VROOMVROOM.jpg

There. You're ready for your spot in Fast and Furious 3. :D

Hahaha! I want that chair.
J Dog
07-02-2005, 08:46 AM
Hahaha! I want that chair.
Looks like Stephen Hawking went to "Pimp my Ride".
howyadoin
07-02-2005, 01:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/MechaniX_034/VROOMVROOM.jpg

There. You're ready for your spot in Fast and Furious 3.Damn, nice job.
K'Nort
07-02-2005, 02:10 PM
Have you been reading about Darius Weems?

And there's this guy:

http://worldofwonder.net/archives/Wheel%20Chair%20good.jpg


And:

What, you don’t think the homeless deserve to roll in style? We’d opt for some 20-inch dubs ourselves, but this bad boy has GPS, a mini-fridge, AM/FM cassette stereo, LCD screen with TV tuner, can crusher, alarm with strobe lights, a tent, solar powered battery charger, and a slide out seat.

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/6718373261537816.JPG
JerrBear81
07-02-2005, 04:06 PM
Have you been reading about Darius Weems?

And there's this guy:

http://worldofwonder.net/archives/Wheel%20Chair%20good.jpg


And:



http://img.engadget.com/common/images/6718373261537816.JPG

That one is kind of tacky though, and not practical for indoors.
DarkSoldier
07-04-2005, 02:00 AM
If you're into bumper stickers, I suggest the following slogans:

1: "My Other Wheelchair is... a Wheelchair."

2: "Wheelies Make Better Lovers."

3 (my personal favourite): "I'd Rather be Walking."
Cei-U!
07-04-2005, 08:09 AM
If you're into bumper stickers, I suggest the following slogans:

1: "My Other Wheelchair is... a Wheelchair."

2: "Wheelies Make Better Lovers."

3 (my personal favourite): "I'd Rather be Walking."

I used to have one on my chair that read "Zero to Sixty in 3.2 Days." And, of course, "If You Don't Like the Way I Drive, Stay Off the Sidewalk!"

Cei-U!
I summon the olden days!
JerrBear81
07-04-2005, 08:52 AM
I used to have a pin from Quickie wheelchairs that said "Nothing beats a quickie!" :D
Rachel Grey
07-04-2005, 10:48 PM
There needs to be a great big "X" on each of the wheels :p
JerrBear81
07-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Mwuhahahahaha!
J Dog
07-05-2005, 09:15 AM
Have you been reading about Darius Weems?

And there's this guy:

http://worldofwonder.net/archives/Wheel%20Chair%20good.jpg


And:



http://img.engadget.com/common/images/6718373261537816.JPG

The second photo looks like a hobo's shopping cart from the Future.

I would add missle launchers, flame designs, & double padded coushins to hall your butt in style.
ocelotrevs
07-05-2005, 09:18 AM
Add some turdines, bull bars, and some colossal spotlights. And some Antler horns. Nobody would even think about messing with you
UncleBob
07-05-2005, 09:21 AM
Add some turdines, bull bars, and some colossal spotlights. And some Antler horns. Nobody would even think about messing with you

Put a midget in a cage and haul it behind you.

It would frighten everyone away!

Plus... you'd have a midget.
JerrBear81
07-05-2005, 09:28 AM
Put a midget in a cage and haul it behind you.

It would frighten everyone away!

Plus... you'd have a midget.

A naked midget! :D
J Dog
07-05-2005, 09:30 AM
A naked midget! :D

A naked midget Richard Simmons!

AAAGHH!
UncleBob
07-05-2005, 09:48 AM
A naked midget! :D

My friend, you have gone too far!
JerrBear81
07-05-2005, 10:49 AM
My friend, you have gone too far!

He'd also have to be well-endowed. Not because I care about siize, which I generally don't, but because while he's bouncing around the cage people need to be intimidated by him :evilsmile
UncleBob
07-05-2005, 10:55 AM
He'd also have to be well-endowed. Not because I care about siize, which I generally don't, but because while he's bouncing around the cage people need to be intimidated by him :evilsmile

When you ride by people, he can stick it out and trip them!
J Dog
07-05-2005, 11:21 AM
When you ride by people, he can stick it out and trip them!
Uh.... OH CRAP!!!!!
J Dog
07-05-2005, 11:22 AM
Hey, in the Neverending Movie III: Search of the Cosmos, I will refer to Jerr's pimped up wheelchair a lot.

It even defeats the gambling monster called "Gamblor"!
JerrBear81
07-05-2005, 11:26 AM
Hey, in the Neverending Movie III: Search of the Cosmos, I will refer to Jerr's pimped up wheelchair a lot.

It even defeats the gambling monster called "Gamblor"!

Hhehehe, Gamblor.