OT: What was he thinking?

[Grazzt]

Remember the scene in Kill Bill where Bill says: "Pai Mei was thinking about whatever a man of his infinite power thinks of, that is to say, who knows?" Well, how about we put out guesses as to what that was? My guess:

"Meow-meow-meow-meow meow-meow-meow-meow meow-meow-meow meow-meow-meow-meow-meow."

Any other guesses?

[Deskad]

A man's thought's, any man's, 90% of the time with varied intervals, are on pussy.

-George Carlin

[yeoman]

"Did I remember to tape Seinfeld?"

[bannermanonemillion]

"I can kill every boy band on Earth."

[Phrozen]

"My beard and hair look totally fake. Curse you hair club for men!"

[yeoman]

"Whatever happened to Count Chocula? I loved that ceral."

[Deskad]

"Whatever happened to Count Chocula? I loved that ceral."

That's what I'm thinking.

Then again, I know.. Vito Corleone killed him, asked to by Cap'n Crunch. Remember the Family Guy episode.

"You've come to me, to ask me to kill a man I do not know, tell me, ehy should I kill this... Count Chocula?"
"He's been spreading lies, my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth."

[BitVyper]

"I must train to improve my dramatic beard stroke."

"You know, I never thought about it. How DO they get the caramel in there?"

"God, that Superman is SUCH a dick. I wonder how I can be more like him...." (and now we know why he turned out the way he did)

[Radical]

A man's thought's, any man's, 90% of the time with varied intervals, are on pussy.

-George Carlin

Which is probably why the first guess was full of "meow"s.

My guess: "Hmmm, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

[Captain Sarcasm]

"Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger..."

"*Elevator musack*"

"Six times nine...forty two?"

[Guts/Batman]

No words just a "WTF" look on my face.

[Deskad]

No words just a "WTF" look on my face.

Pats him on the head.

"It's okay, it's just a forum , it can't hurt you........[serious deliberation].....much."

lol

[raoulduke]

"If I buy generic canned corn I'll save pennies a month! Look out street walkers I'm coming in 15 years!"

[yeoman]

"So, wait, the Ace and Gary Duo... were they gay or not, I could never tell."

[Captain Bones]

Most likely about plunder and booty?

Mates, what else could a man think about?

[Guts/Batman]

Pats him on the head.

"It's okay, it's just a forum , it can't hurt you........[serious deliberation].....much."

lol


lol

sniff

"I don't know why I come here. I just keep getting hurt more and more when I come here..."

completely breaks down

lol

However, on a more serious note I do agree with Carlin.

[Deskad]

lol

sniff

"I don't know why I come here. I just keep getting hurt more and more when I come here..."

completely breaks down

lol

However, on a more serious note I do agree with Carlin.

Don't we all, seriously he's my favourite comedian and I agree with almost everything he says.

[Guts/Batman]

Don't we all, seriously he's my favourite comedian and I agree with almost everything he says.


Had to listen to his "7 deadly words" thing in Journalism class this spring...oh God i was on the floor laughing my ass off.

[Deskad]

Had to listen to his "7 deadly words" thing in Journalism class this spring...oh God i was on the floor laughing my ass off.

Ever heard his speech on improving the ten commandments?

[Guts/Batman]

Ever heard his speech on improving the ten commandments?

I haven't. Perhaps I'll download some of his acts.

[StoneGold]

"Wait, didn't I kill myself in 'Fists of the White Lotus?'"


See, Gordon Liu, who played Pai Mei, was the hero of an old Shaw Bros. movie where Pai Mei, being played by Lieh Lo, was the villain. OK, if I had to explain it that much, it was probably too complicated a joke to begin with, but there you go.

[Grazzt]

"Wait, didn't I kill myself in 'Fists of the White Lotus?'"


See, Gordon Liu, who played Pai Mei, was the hero of an old Shaw Bros. movie where Pai Mei, being played by Lieh Lo, was the villain. OK, if I had to explain it that much, it was probably too complicated a joke to begin with, but there you go.

Its not too complicated, it simply requires a bit of esoteric knowledge to make it funny.

More thoughts: "Doom doo-doom doom doom ... "
"I thought chicks dug guys with facial hair."

[Forefinger]

"I think that from now on I want everyone to call me Betty."

[TheFan]

"Hrm...there's something in my teeth. Maybe I can pick it out with my tongue. Ug...c'mon...for the love of...ah, there it goes. Wait...is that chicken? When's the last time I ate chicken? Man, I need to floss more often."

[Peter]

"Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger..."

"Mushroom! Mushroom! Badger badger badger badger badger badger..."

[Sanagi]

"I've only mentored for five hours today but I'm gonna put six on my time card."

[Captain Sarcasm]

"Mushroom! Mushroom! Badger badger badger badger badger badger..."

"SNAAAAAKE, IT'S A SNAAAAKE! OHHHH, IT'S A SNAKE..."

[Peter]

"SNAAAAAKE, IT'S A SNAAAAKE! OHHHH, IT'S A SNAKE..."

Heh. I was tempted to add the snake lines, but thought I'd leave them for somebody else :).

[Phrozen]

"D00d, watch while I totally pwn this n00b"