Anybody ever watch or play Family Feud....

[Guts/Batman]

and wonder what the hell the people answering the surveys were smoking when they answered?

[GUYANATHUGG]

Yeah I used to watch that show back in the day, when it had Richard Dawson as the host (the dude from that show Hogan's Hero's). Then they had Ray Combs as the host who used to dance around all time. Think he commited suicide or something. But I remember when he got a weird answer from the contestant, he used to look at the person like "what tha **ck?!?!".

[Stretch Dude]

I have a 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said page-a-day calendar. Needless to say, there are a bunch of Family Feud quotes. The best I've seen so far:

Richard Dawson: Name a question such as "How old are you?" --
1st Contestant: *buzzing in before he finishes* Eh -- eighteen.
Dawson: Eighteen. *buzzer sounds* No.
1st Contestant: I'm not eighteen.
Dawson: You're not? You certainly fooled me. Just a second -- I'm gonna read the question. Name a question such as "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie.
2nd Contestant: You -- ah, I would say fifty. Did I understand it right?
Dawson: No, sweetness. We want you to give us another question that you might lie about. *turns to third contestant* Dad -- chance for you.
3rd Contestant: I, I would say, I'm thirty-nine.

[The Joker]

I used to watch Family Feud some back when Ray Combs, and Louie Anderson hosted it. Not much of a Dawson fan. The guy from Home Improvement is ok I suppose.

The E! True Hollywood Story on Family Feud was pretty interesting.

[dougputhoff]

My favorite is when Richard Dawson (I think--I'm stealing this from "Jump the Shark") asks somebody, "Name a dangerous race."

"The Arabs."

[dougputhoff]

This one I contributed to JTS myself:

I already voted on this show, but I had to contribute this: On the Fast Money round of yesterday's show, Richard II asked a woman, "Name a challenging positon on a baseball team. She replied, "Quarterback." Later her sister was asked to name a state with a lot of beaches; she replied, "Los Angeles." The Feud may have jumped, but the Dumbing Down of America shows no signs of doing so.

[titanfan]

and wonder what the hell the people answering the surveys were smoking when they answered?

I'm so out of touch with general America that I'd do awful on this show. Most of the time my first response is not even on the board.

The worst part of this show is the format now though. The first 20 minutes of this show is pointless because whoever wins the last round wins the game! Tired of seeing episodes where one family dominates the entire game and then loses the last round and loses the game. It's like one big giant coin flip.

[Super Hero Guy]

I know another good one. During the fast money segment, this happens. This is actually real, I saw the clip of it, but it's from the British version Family Fortune.

Host: Name something you take to the beach.
Contestant: A turkey.
Host: Name the first thing you get when you're in the supermarket.
Contestant: Uh, a turkey.
Host: *laughing* Name a food that you stuff!
Contestant: Uh, a turkey *buzzer beeps indicating its already been used by the last person* er, chicken.

Cut to him getting 0 points and the family looking dumbfounded/furious/horrified.

[Stretch Dude]

I know another good one. During the fast money segment, this happens. This is actually real, I saw the clip of it, but it's from the British version Family Fortune.

Host: Name something you take to the beach.
Contestant: A turkey.
Host: Name the first thing you get when you're in the supermarket.
Contestant: Uh, a turkey.
Host: *laughing* Name a food that you stuff!
Contestant: Uh, a turkey *buzzer beeps indicating its already been used by the last person* er, chicken.

Cut to him getting 0 points and the family looking dumbfounded/furious/horrified.

Also in my calendar. :D

[J Dog]

I have a 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said page-a-day calendar. Needless to say, there are a bunch of Family Feud quotes. The best I've seen so far:

Richard Dawson: Name a question such as "How old are you?" --
1st Contestant: *buzzing in before he finishes* Eh -- eighteen.
Dawson: Eighteen. *buzzer sounds* No.
1st Contestant: I'm not eighteen.
Dawson: You're not? You certainly fooled me. Just a second -- I'm gonna read the question. Name a question such as "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie.
2nd Contestant: You -- ah, I would say fifty. Did I understand it right?
Dawson: No, sweetness. We want you to give us another question that you might lie about. *turns to third contestant* Dad -- chance for you.
3rd Contestant: I, I would say, I'm thirty-nine.

Richard Karn Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J".
Contestant (really stupid) (slurred) Jackhammer!

[Guts/Batman]

Another question, when the host says "We surveyed 100 people..." how many people here think those 100 people are smoking something based on your best guess doesn't work when playing online or watching?

[Super Hero Guy]

Host: Name something that wear to bed.

Old Lady Contestant: A condom.

[Joe no Sleep]

"Name a fruit with an edible skin."

Old Lady: "A banana."

Richard then asks the crew to hand him a banana and he takes a bite out of it, then spits it out into a bucket.

There's also moments during fast money where a really stupid answer actually makes points.

Don't forget when the cast of 227 played family feud, and Sandra Clark did the fast money round:

Something that comes with a car:"A man."
one of the seven wonders of the world: "A rich man."
a christmas present you often exchange: "An old man."
a dying man's last request: "any man!"