Sharing Some Amusing Scans.

[Typo Lad]

I put these up at superdicker's forums yesterday, but realized I should spread the love here too.

Ready?

Let us begin with the classic "Is Batman Gay" Question.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/PagingDrWerthamWF141.jpg

Not proof, but Batman's vagueness is uneasy, at best, in light of the following panel:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Batpoon.jpg

I dare you to say "Batpoon" without giggling.

Wait, evidence that Batman is, in fact, NOT GAY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Bat-cheat-jla84.jpg

It is, however, evidence that Black Canary was a cheating slut.

Although as I recall, that was Dinah Sr, and Larry's body wasn't even cold yet.

Classy Bruce, really classy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb63veryFONDofgirls.jpg

Or maybe it's not Batman we should all be wondering about...

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/WF42cagedLois.jpg

Now is that true love or what?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/WF42specimenLane.jpg

"Your primative Earth-love revolts me! Take her away, spacemen!"



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/WF157onestrictdad.jpg

Now that's a strict dad.

"Go to your room! And I don't want to hear you whinning about 'radation poisoning' you big sissy!"



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/wfc201dickeryisgenetic.jpg

That last panel actually made me wince in horror. To think that got past the Code...

[Typo Lad]

I have more, but the "man" won't let me post them.

[Dom]

To hell with the man.

You have me plotzing!

[DarlingNikki]

the last panel has given me the giggles and i can't get rid of them!

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/WF147ExecutingRobinandjimmy.jpg

"Why? Because I'm a dick!"

Edit: Notice how he dressed Jimmy up in short pants, just to kill him?

Kinky.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/WF104WrongonManylevels.jpg

Seems to me that that would be a more effective way to destroy Batwoman.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb63wondersploog.jpg
Wonder Bukkake!

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Supergirl07hardupforadate.jpg

I never imagined that Zatanna or Supergirl would be that hard up for a date!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb59screwtheevidence.jpg

"Forensic evidence be damned, my gut tells me he's guilty and he'll fry."

Wow Commisioner Gordon's a dick.

(To be fair, the guy WAS guilty...)



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb58silvertongueddevil.jpg

Man, does Metamorpho know how to talk to the ladies, or what?

And yes, that's Metamorpho.

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/BB36everawoman.jpg

"Ever a woman" - because even policegals from the planet Thanagar are all just basically soft fluffy chicks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/hulk103vsoneeyedmonster.jpg

"It's the Hulk fighting a one-eyed monster...oh crap, that's not what I thought it was at ALL!"

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/BB65wtf.jpg
Okay, I know they were going for sheer WTFness here, and it worked.

What the FRELL?



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/trustme.jpg
Is Hank Pym a pimp or what? They're about to die and he gets the Wasp to give him some action.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Space-fireplace.jpg

What the HECK?

They're in outer space, on a satalite with a limited air suply. Yet they have a huge oxygen-sucking fireplace?

For that matter, where do they vent the smoke? It's not like you cna have a chimmney in space.

Which, incidentally, is why the JLA never got visited by Santa.

[Typo Lad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Alienbatch-JLA225.jpg
How the hell did that get past the censors?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Prisonerofthebatchjla226.jpg

Well, looks like Zatanna got a date after all!

The dialogue on the rest of that page is the monster shouting at Zatanna how he will "make it fit" "even if it breaks her". Really. I am not making this up. Not even a little. I only wish I were.

[Typo Lad]

And now, two special Identity Crises scans, just for CBR:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/MeltzersooriginalJLAv1122featuringdr.jpg

JLA 122… with Dr. Light as the bad guy.

REALLY original, Meltzer!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb59selfmindwipe.jpg

Yellow Fear Monster my sweet fanny. It was this self-inflicted mind-wipe!

And way to be a hypocrite, Batman.


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Okay, I'm tapped out. Enjoy the scans, I'll be here all week people.

[Sheldon]

Quality stuff Morts!

[Sanagi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/bb59selfmindwipe.jpg
Five minutes later:

"Ring, I seem to have forgotten... What's Batman's secret identity?" "Bruce Wayne." "Oh yeah. Thanks."

[Typo Lad]

I forgot, I had a little song..

"Oh I'm gonna wash that Wayne right out of my hair..."

[roguespirit]

stop it man your killing me here

[borateen]

Superman Is a Dick (http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/default.asp)

Peter David posted a link to this website a while back. It's pretty funny, and along the same lines and Morts posts.

[Typo Lad]

Superman Is a Dick (http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/default.asp)

Peter David posted a link to this website a while back. It's pretty funny, and along the same lines and Morts posts.

No, no, no. That's the shortened version, culled from Superdickery.com. Go there for full-on dickery.

I hang out on the forums there. Just good, crazy fun.

I had been hoarding all these odd images for months now, and recently decided to post them on Superdickery. After seeing what a great response they got, I felt guilty for not sharing them with my chums here.

That said, the Identity Crisis scan was done JUST for CBR.

[Dreadstar]

I never imagined that Zatanna or Supergirl would be that hard up for a date!


Forget that. I never figured them for being such obvious size queens.

[Typo Lad]

Forget that. I never figured them for being such obvious size queens.

Nah. Check closely. The Yeti clearly has no batch.

Oh, sorry. Superdickeryism. Batch=wang. Usually used to refer to comic scenes where one can see a character's little soldier.

[Dreadstar]

I dunno. SOMETHING certainly has Kara's attention...

[Typo Lad]

I dunno. SOMETHING certainly has Kara's attention...

Telescopic vision.

[Dreadstar]

Telescopic vision.


Ooooo, and you were THIS CLOSE to hitting that one out of the park...

[Typo Lad]

Ooooo, and you were THIS CLOSE to hitting that one out of the park...

Wait, what did I do?

Microscopic vision?

X-ray vision?

Heat vis-no wait, that's be BAD.

[Typo Lad]

Yeah, yeah... X-Ray vision. She's checking out Zatanna's cave of wonders!

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Wait, evidence that Batman is, in fact, NOT GAY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/typolad/Bat-cheat-jla84.jpg

It is, however, evidence that Black Canary was a cheating slut.

Although as I recall, that was Dinah Sr, and Larry's body wasn't even cold yet.

Classy Bruce, really classy.

.

Well, to nerd out for a second (nerding out on the net? NEVER!), she had already been getting aorund with Starman when Larry was still alive.

At work as my wallpaper I have Superman looking sheepish and thinking "There's ONE lesson I taught the Robots I can't tell Lois about".

[Typo Lad]

Well, to nerd out for a second (nerding out on the net? NEVER!), she had already been getting aorund with Starman when Larry was still alive.

Publishing wise, this pre-dates that.

I wonder how this could be retrofitted into modern continuity.

Green Arrow: You're an ice man, you know that? Completely emotionless.
Batman: Sure Ollie. Whatever you say. Tell Dinah I say Hi.
GA: Wait... what do you mean by that...!

[Guts/Batman]

ahahahahahaha.....that Jimmy and Robin cover is f---in hilarious

[west3man]

Yeah, yeah... X-Ray vision. She's checking out Zatanna's cave of wonders!
"AARRRCKK! Cave of WON-ders!"

http://www.merveilleux.ca/disney-clipart-aladdin-iago.gif

[sehthan]

Edit: Notice how he dressed Jimmy up in short pants, just to kill him?



He's indulging some weird Braniac fantasy, clearly.

[Guts/Batman]

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he was doing in that picture lol

[Spike-X]

Here's a couple I found a while ago -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Spike-X/misc/student_and_teacher.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Spike-X/misc/robotspank.jpg

This one had to be the result of some kind of bet. "I bet you ten bucks I can put Superman spanking Lois in a story and get it printed!"

[StoneGold]

I haven't read the book, but the Black Canary thing may be even creepier than you think. Pre-Crisis, Black Canary II was actually Dinah Sr's brain in the body of her comatose daughter.

[Typo Lad]

I haven't read the book, but the Black Canary thing may be even creepier than you think. Pre-Crisis, Black Canary II was actually Dinah Sr's brain in the body of her comatose daughter.

Actually, this was still Dinah Sr. LArry Lance wasn't even cold yet.