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Red State Cap
06-04-2005, 01:56 AM
Disregarding the fact that any female Avenger could be drawn as either hot or ugly by a talented artist, which female Avenger is the least sexy taking into account the demonstrated personality of the character?

1) The Scarlet Witch. I never had much respect for the Avenger who married a toaster.
2) Mockingbird. Who wants to be with someone who is by definition a professional nag?
3) Jocasta. This is like the reverse of #1. Why would someone be attracted to a toaster?
4) Moondragon. Bald chicks don't do it for me. Especially bitchy, arrogant bald chicks.

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surferfan23
06-04-2005, 04:28 AM
I'd go with everyone's favorite girl, Hawkeye. She liked to wear purple and pink.

twilight
06-04-2005, 05:00 AM
I'd go with everyone's favorite girl, Hawkeye. She liked to wear purple and pink.

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

surferfan23
06-04-2005, 07:46 AM
What the heck is that supposed to mean?

That Hawkeye is kinda fruity with his...errr her.... choice of wardrobe. Kind of a Purple Robin Hood: Man in Tights.

jackalope
06-04-2005, 08:01 AM
I'd go with everyone's favorite girl, Hawkeye. She liked to wear purple and pink.
Hey now, purple is the color of royalty. And Hawkeye is the King.

Hail to the King baby, Hail to the King.

PrimalScream
06-04-2005, 08:33 AM
waso in her wasp form.insect looking ain't that sexy.as normal wasp is sexy. ;)

Ant-Man
06-04-2005, 09:42 AM
waso in her wasp form.

Yeah, waso is ugly :D .

Shellhead
06-04-2005, 10:37 AM
I'm not sure that Jocasta was ever officially an Avenger, or a female.

So I would consider Firebird the least sexy, since she was practically a nun.

jcp011c
06-04-2005, 10:43 AM
Would Marilla (Crystal's aide) count? I'd say Deathcry but considering that she was really an teenager I'm not even sure she should be brought into the conversation. (although I did anyways)
Just plain official Avengers I'd have to go with Wasp. In any form. It's not that she's ugly, she's just very plain.

Ant-Man
06-04-2005, 12:08 PM
I am surprised that waso only has 2 votes :D .

Dermie
06-04-2005, 01:36 PM
That Hawkeye is kinda fruity with his...errr her.... choice of wardrobe. Kind of a Purple Robin Hood: Man in Tights.

Oh, please, give me a break. :rolleyes:

ChildOfTheDarkholde
06-04-2005, 04:47 PM
Jocasta is the only Avenger that I wouldn't find "sexy" even if Adam Hughes, Al Rio or Frank Cho drew her.
She is a great character, IMO, and I could understand if Vision or Machine Man found her atractive, but....

Vegetarian Goat
06-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Big Bertha... the great lakes AVENGER :D

Hacker
06-04-2005, 07:08 PM
Aunt May..

Siddon
06-04-2005, 10:14 PM
I got to go with Wasp you see the latest version of her over at the Ultimates fugly.

Dermie
06-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Marrina; Namor's wife. Between the yellow-green skin, fish-eyes and webbed fingers, she just doesn't seem all that attractive, imo.

Deathcry; nothing "wrong" with her...she just didn't come across as attractive--at least, not by human standards.

And if we count the Great Lakes Avengers, then Dinah Soar.

Cayman
06-05-2005, 02:11 AM
Firestar. Bleh. She has to be one of the most unappealing female characters in the Marvel Universe. Wake up, Justice!

Cay

PrimalScream
06-05-2005, 08:01 AM
I am surprised that waso only has 2 votes :D .

i meant WASP.

Frank
06-05-2005, 09:09 AM
super-femme

BobC
06-05-2005, 09:40 AM
I'd have to go with Doctor Druid.