People with TOO much time on their hands! [Archive]

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

05-24-2005, 04:52 PM

Well, when you're done skinning the possum for tonight's supper, there's nothing better than adjusting the rabbit ears on the tube and sitting down for a nice, wholesome 5 hours of family viewing of Survivor and World's Flimsiest Lingerie and Bachelorette, etc. Is it any wonder these folks get their undies in a bunch when Paris Hilton comes on the TV holding a whopper (sorry)?

Think about the children!

Valmore

05-24-2005, 04:53 PM

Even if it means siding with a bunch of pricks like these guys?

This might be the one good thing they do - getting rid of the "celebrity" of Paris Hilton is a noble cuase that everyone should do their part in.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

05-24-2005, 04:55 PM

This might be the one good thing they do - getting rid of the "celebrity" of Paris Hilton is a noble cuase that everyone should do their part in.

Ah, c'mon, Val, she's on minute 14 1/2 as it is. In 3 months, you'll be saying, "Paris who?"

Valmore

05-24-2005, 04:57 PM

Ah, c'mon, Val, she's on minute 14 1/2 as it is. In 3 months, you'll be saying, "Paris who?"

Except there seems to be a lot of extending the 15 minutes these days... Jared of Subway being the perfect example. We all thought Jared would go away in 15 minutes. And here he is, years later, annoyingly hawking subs.

No, we need to get rid of her any way we can.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

05-24-2005, 04:58 PM

Except there seems to be a lot of extending the 15 minutes these days... Jared of Subway being the perfect example. We all thought Jared would go away in 15 minutes. and here is year, years later, annoyingly hawking subs.

No, we need to get rid of her any way we can.

Well, if you make it a twofer on Paris and Jared, I'm in.

Hawk

05-24-2005, 08:55 PM

Even if it means siding with a bunch of pricks like these guys?

The end justifies the means

That "woman" needs to die, or at the very least, go away. Anything so I don't have to look at her ugly face again

Michael P

05-24-2005, 08:58 PM

This might be the one good thing they do - getting rid of the "celebrity" of Paris Hilton is a noble cuase that everyone should do their part in.
I can accomplish the same thing with a gun and the right opportunity. We don't really need the PTC for this.

cable guy

05-24-2005, 09:00 PM

Anyway the answer to the question is yes, some people have way too much time on their hands.

Joe Grendel

05-24-2005, 09:43 PM

Except there seems to be a lot of extending the 15 minutes these days... Jared of Subway being the perfect example. We all thought Jared would go away in 15 minutes. And here he is, years later, annoyingly hawking subs.

No, we need to get rid of her any way we can.
What's worse, Jared seems to be getting smugger and smugger.

Hey, dude, even if Subway is trying to ape Quizno's by toasting subs, they still taste like the processed dog crap that they are.

And you looked better with more weight in your face.

dougputhoff

05-25-2005, 01:29 AM

The Joker

05-25-2005, 03:17 AM

I dont know.

Everytime I hear the phrase, "People with too much time on their hands". I think of Dennis Leary's "No cure for cancer" standup.

"People checking their feces for fiber.
You have too much free #^$*!&$ time on your hands, folks." :D

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 05:37 AM

While I see the Star Wars protesters point I don't agree with it.

The Hilton thing? So what? Like they say, this is on during shows for grown ups.

west3man

05-25-2005, 06:02 AM

While I see the Star Wars protesters point I don't agree with it.

The Hilton thing? So what? Like they say, this is on during shows for grown ups.
Agreed.

There sure are some strong CBR opinions on the topic, though.

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 06:11 AM

Well west, "Free Speech" is a hot botton topic.

What I don't get about people who complain about commercials... who watches commercials? Really - learn to surf, people.

west3man

05-25-2005, 06:18 AM

Well west, "Free Speech" is a hot botton topic. Is THAT what this is about? Free speech?

What I don't get about people who complain about commercials... who watches commercials? Really - learn to surf, people. I think people like to have an idea of what kinds of programming, commercial or otherwise, will appear on their screen so that they don't have to be on "orange alert" ready to flip the channel before their 5-year-old sees Paris's nip-prints.

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 06:33 AM

Is THAT what this is about? Free speech?

That's how people percieve it, yes. How dare anyone tell anyone what they can or cannot say!

Mind you, they often then tell the people who are protesting to shut up and try to silence them, so irony abounds.

I think people like to have an idea of what kinds of programming, commercial or otherwise, will appear on their screen so that they don't have to be on "orange alert" ready to flip the channel before their 5-year-old sees Paris's nip-prints.

While I agree that they have a right to know, the article states pretty clearly that those comemrcials aren't being run during kid's programing. So they're not really getting upset for the sake of the children on this one.

Here's a solution: Make TV a treat and only watch shows you KNOW are good WITH your child. Never let your kid watch a show you haven't seen yourself. Don't like commercials? PBS Kids has a commercial free 24 hour network.

And finally, a must for every parent, the WeeMote (http://www.weemote.com/). If you MUST let your little darlings watch TV unattended, make sure you have one of these. Lock it to channels YOU approve of. I, myself, don't have one because Tot and I watch TV together and she knows that ONLy mommy and daddy control the remote. Still, this is a great device, especially for older kids.

Michael P

05-25-2005, 06:36 AM

Here's a solution: Make TV a treat and only watch shows you KNOW are good WITH your child. Never let your kid watch a show you haven't seen yourself. Don't like commercials? PBS Kids has a commercial free 24 hour network.

Wait, you mean actually be a parent? What kid of madness are you spouting?

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 06:42 AM

Wait, you mean actually be a parent? What kid of madness are you spouting?

Well, to be fair, I ALSO think that the producers of TV shows and ad execs need to be a bit more kid friendly. Advertising shows like "Totally Spies" and "Dragonball Z" during "Baby Loony Toons" is not exactly a good fit. Why not just show clips from "Adult Swim"?

I don't have to worry about Burger King ads making Tot want to see a movie, since she knows that any resteraunt ad she sees on TV is going to be for a non-Kosher place. However, I have been asked if we can buy a cereal due to a toy tie-in.

west3man

05-25-2005, 06:43 AM

While I agree that they have a right to know, the article states pretty clearly that those comemrcials aren't being run during kid's programing. So they're not really getting upset for the sake of the children on this one. I was just speaking to your general statement.

Here's a solution: Make TV a treat and only watch shows you KNOW are good WITH your child. Same situation. You only know they're good if you've seen that episode before. Not every episode is indicative of those that follow or precede it.

Never let your kid watch a show you haven't seen yourself. Don't like commercials? PBS Kids has a commercial free 24 hour network. One can express displeasure by withholding direct support or one can take a more aggressive stance. Or both, I suppose.

That's what's happening here.

And finally, a must for every parent, the WeeMote (http://www.weemote.com/). If you MUST let your little darlings watch TV unattended, make sure you have one of these. Lock it to channels YOU approve of. I, myself, don't have one because Tot and I watch TV together and she knows that ONLy mommy and daddy control the remote. Still, this is a great device, especially for older kids. Interesting. I may steal some of your techniques if I'm ever a proud Poppa, m'self.

Ultimately, I don't think this is just about kids, as you've implied. But I also don't think that's a bad thing.

I wouldn't have wanted Janet's nipple on my screen either. (Yes, I know this example ISN'T Janet's nipple, but the general point remains the same.)

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 06:58 AM

Same situation. You only know they're good if you've seen that episode before. Not every episode is indicative of those that follow or precede it.

Representative sampling. I've watched enough episodes of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends to know that I am okay with Tot watching it. I have watched enough episodes of Danny Phantom to feel okay with her watching it as long as I am in the room.

Not that this is a hard and fast rule; you should re-visit your evaluations. Justice League just got dropped from the okay list, even if I'm in the room, because it's gotten a bit too violent for my tastes.

One can express displeasure by withholding direct support or one can take a more aggressive stance. Or both, I suppose.

That's what's happening here.

I guess I'm just not one for getting up and shouting that someone is a censor and then demanding they be silent. My idea of an gressive stance is changing the channel.

Interesting. I may steal some of your techniques if I'm ever a proud Poppa, m'self.

Remember, the trick is to not leave bruises, only mental scars.

Ultimately, I don't think this is just about kids, as you've implied. But I also don't think that's a bad thing.

The problem isn't that it is/is not about kids, but that people use "think of the children!" as a rallying cry instead of being honest and saying "I find this offensive!"

Take "Totally Spies". I don't not let Tot watch it merely because I think the characters set bad examples and it's too violent. I also don't let it in my house becasue it offends me.

I wouldn't have wanted Janet's nipple on my screen either. (Yes, I know this example ISN'T Janet's nipple, but the general point remains the same.)

It was pointy?

Michael P

05-25-2005, 07:02 AM

I'd just like to point out that I was watching that Super Bowl, and I literally blinked and missed the nipple. I had to ask the people around me why they were suddenly going "Oh! Did you see that?"

west3man

05-25-2005, 07:09 AM

Before I begin, I wanted to mention that when I said, "as you implied," I was TRYING to give you credit for having already said what I was saying then. Unfortunately, when I just re-read it, it looked like I was saying, I disagreed with an implication of yours.

You didn't have a fit about it or anything, but when I catch these things, I like to at least ATTEMPT to clarify. Representative sampling. I've watched enough episodes of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends to know that I am okay with Tot watching it. I have watched enough episodes of Danny Phantom to feel okay with her watching it as long as I am in the room.

Not that this is a hard and fast rule; you should re-visit your evaluations. Justice League just got dropped from the okay list, even if I'm in the room, because it's gotten a bit too violent for my tastes. I'd guess that commercials are even more difficult to gauge.

I guess I'm just not one for getting up and shouting that someone is a censor and then demanding they be silent. My idea of an gressive stance is changing the channel. I don't get the first part (or at least don't recall anyone doing that), but the second part is about as UNaggressive as one can get. The only thing below that would be WATCHING the show.

Obviously your overall dilligence cannot be described as passive, though.

The problem isn't that it is/is not about kids, but that people use "think of the children!" as a rallying cry instead of being honest and saying "I find this offensive!" I doubt the response would be much different if they did.

While I agree with the spirit of what you said, I think it's also implicit in their objections... that they find it offensive. I wish people were more straight-up, as well, though.

Typo Lad

05-25-2005, 07:37 AM

Before I begin, I wanted to mention that when I said, "as you implied," I was TRYING to give you credit for having already said what I was saying then. Unfortunately, when I just re-read it, it looked like I was saying, I disagreed with an implication of yours.

You didn't have a fit about it or anything, but when I catch these things, I like to at least ATTEMPT to clarify.

And that's just one reason why you're swell.

I'd guess that commercials are even more difficult to gauge.

True. If I hear that commercial for "ScentStars" one more time, i may scream.

Hence my love of the PBSKids network. Except Calliu. That kid needs a boot to the butt.

I don't get the first part (or at least don't recall anyone doing that),

Happens just about every time we have one of these threads.

"Those people should just SHUT UP!"

but the second part is about as UNaggressive as one can get. The only thing below that would be WATCHING the show.

See, and I see the only real "passive" answer to be the above mentioned sitting there and watching. Changing the chanel is a good way to voice your opinion. Just like not buying comics by artists you don't like.

Obviously your overall dilligence cannot be described as passive, though.

You're sweet.

I doubt the response would be much different if they did.

Maybe. As a dad though, I get offended when any large orginazation decides what is best for "my" child. To me, that's just as offensive as any of the stuff they're protesting.

While I agree with the spirit of what you said, I think it's also implicit in their objections... that they find it offensive. I wish people were more straight-up, as well, though.

We should give them viagra!

west3man

05-25-2005, 07:54 AM

O.T.We should give them viagra!
That reminds me of an episode of "Arsenio" when SOME celebrity (I really wish I could remember who) made a comment about how it'd be far more practical for the toilet to be on the ceiling... at least first-thing in the morning.

It took about a half-second for everyone, including Arsenio, to "get it," but it cracked us up. I think it was partly due to how surprising it was to hear such a thing from that particular celeb. I wish I could remember who it was. Anyone with a better-than-Alzheimer's memory out there who can help me out?

roguespirit

05-25-2005, 07:55 AM

My objection lies in that as a struggling, broke and dare I say talented actor I cannot abide talentless people like Paris making big bucks for being famous for nothing whatsoever.

JerrBear81

05-25-2005, 08:00 AM

What's worse, Jared seems to be getting smugger and smugger.

Hey, dude, even if Subway is trying to ape Quizno's by toasting subs, they still taste like the processed dog crap that they are.

And you looked better with more weight in your face.

Some people look better fat. Jared was one of them.

Maybe if we get Jared and Paris to do the nasty, he'll have a heart attack cause he's getting laid and Paris will kill herself for sleeping with him :D

HomerJay

05-25-2005, 10:09 AM

I do agree that it's retarded that people are in such an uproar over the Paris ad, but I gotta admit that watching it DID make me want something...but it wasn't a cheeseburger.

The Joker

05-25-2005, 02:37 PM

Maybe if we get Jared and Paris to do the nasty, he'll have a heart attack cause he's getting laid and Paris will kill herself for sleeping with him :D

Interesting plan.

Let's put some thought into it, and set it in motion. But first, let's see if we can swing by a local Subway and get some free sandwiches. I figure Jared should be good for atleast something before he kicks the bucket. Plus those roasted chicken sandwiches are pretty good to boot. :D

JerrBear81

05-25-2005, 02:53 PM

Interesting plan.

Let's put some thought into it, and set it in motion. But first, let's see if we can swing by a local Subway and get some free sandwiches. I figure Jared should be good for atleast something before he kicks the bucket. Plus those roasted chicken sandwiches are pretty good to boot. :D

Good idea there. Though I'd need to save mine as I just ate :D

That or use it to bat Paris over the head with.

The Joker

05-25-2005, 03:09 PM

Good idea there. Though I'd need to save mine as I just ate :D

You just ate a Roasted Chicken sandwich? *shakes fist up in the air* :D ;)

That or use it to bat Paris over the head with.

Nah, use a meatball sub. :evilsmile

Gaz

05-25-2005, 03:19 PM

Take "Totally Spies". I don't not let Tot watch it merely because I think the characters set bad examples and it's too violent. I also don't let it in my house becasue it offends me.

You've mentioned this before. Could you elaborate as to why? I don't find it offensive myself, just badly animated, dully written and vapid.

Corrina

05-25-2005, 03:30 PM

I, myself, don't have one because Tot and I watch TV together and she knows that ONLy mommy and daddy control the remote. Still, this is a great device, especially for older kids.

Huh. I never had a problem with the kids sneaking shows I didn't approve of. Maybe I brainwashed them early but the oldest minion is going to be twelve and she knows better than to watch something without asking first.

Actually, I'm more annoyed at the life insurance commercials on during Cartoon Network kid shows. "Are those dads gonna die?" "Are you gonna die, Mom?"

Fabian

05-25-2005, 03:34 PM

I remember when I thought watching Beavis & Butthead when my mom wasn't home to be the greatest thing.

The Joker

05-25-2005, 03:58 PM

I remember when I thought watching Beavis & Butthead when my mom wasn't home to be the greatest thing.

I remember being 12 when Beavis & Butthead first premiered, and watching it with my parents. It was like a family thing. About the only time, we as a family, would be in the same room watching something together.

BlairH

05-25-2005, 04:05 PM

I remember when I thought watching Beavis & Butthead when my mom wasn't home to be the greatest thing.

My parents were always cool with Beavis and Butthead. As soon as it launched my Dad was a massive fan and we'd sometimes watch it together.

BlairH

05-25-2005, 04:06 PM

I remember being 12 when Beavis & Butthead first premiered, and watching it with my parents. It was like a family thing. About the only time, we as a family, would be in the same room watching something together.

Are you my long lost identical twin?
First the brunette fantisisation fest and now this ;) hehehe

The Joker

05-25-2005, 04:17 PM

Are you my long lost identical twin?
First the brunette fantisisation fest and now this ;) hehehe

LOL :D

Small world we live in, huh?

If you tell me that you are somewhat tall, then I am really going to start to wonder.

Cheers! :cool:

Deathstroke

05-25-2005, 06:02 PM

Anyone who hasn't seen the unedited version of the Paris Hilton commercial can see it at Spicy Paris.com (http://www.spicyparis.com)

Paradox

05-26-2005, 10:01 PM

Pepsigirl has the point:

Even if it means siding with a bunch of pricks like these guys?

Nope, not me. I want Paris to "disappear" because America has finally gotten bored with this vapid useless waste of a life, not because some tight ass thinks she did a "naughty" commercial.

Guts/Batman

05-26-2005, 10:50 PM

too much time indeed...

It's not like Fear Factor is an hour long show which features people eating...ummmm..pigs intestines etc (raw mind you, not the skin on a sausage) or a horses anus or anything like that. Wait it does.

Survivor... we getta see people starve themselves for 40 days over a lousy 1 million dollar prize.

Plus numerous coroner type shows.

Theres tons of gross shit on tv but they go after a 30 second ad...i don't get it.

Personally, i don't care where or what she does because i don't watch network tv. i gots lots of dvds i can watch instead. Well, besides Law and Order.