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Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:24 AM
Morts cannot wake up.

Keeps falling asleep.

Gonna get in big trouble if fall asleep and visiting VIPs see him.

Someone tell Morts funny stories to wake him up?

Please?
west3man
05-09-2005, 10:28 AM
Morts cannot wake up.

Keeps falling asleep.

Gonna get in big trouble if fall asleep and visiting VIPs see him.

Someone tell Morts funny stories to wake him up?

Please?
When I was about 7-years-old, I fell out of a tree and hit my eye on a root.

I dunno. My friends, in high school, found it hilarious.
Valmore
05-09-2005, 10:32 AM
When I was a little over a year old, I fell out of my crib reaching for a plastic piggy bank.

Well, if west3man's story made you laugh, I figured this one would, too.
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:35 AM
Now I'm sleepy and sad.

Good going.
jessecuster
05-09-2005, 10:37 AM
when I was about 2 years old I pushed Valmore out of his crib and then when I was 8 I pushed West out of a tree.
Valmore
05-09-2005, 10:39 AM
Now I'm sleepy and sad.

Good going.

Okay, at work yesterday, some drunk guy came in, asking me if we could typeset a resume for him. Then kept going on and on about the employment computer kiosk at Home Depot.
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:43 AM
when I was about 2 years old I pushed Valmore out of his crib and then when I was 8 I pushed West out of a tree.

And you wonder why the gentiles hate us...
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:44 AM
Okay, at work yesterday, some drunk guy came in, asking me if we could typeset a resume for him. Then kept going on and on about the employment computer kiosk at Home Depot.

Drunks are FUNNY.

Except for the angry ones.

Oh, and the weepy ones. If you're a weepy drunk for the love of G-d, don't drink.
Valmore
05-09-2005, 10:46 AM
Drunks are FUNNY.

Except for the angry ones.

Oh, and the weepy ones. If you're a weepy drunk for the love of G-d, don't drink.

No, he was actually fairly congenial. And if it had happened to one of my co-workers, I would have been laughing at him/her for getting stuck with this guy talking about Home Depot's kiosk for 10 minutes or so. However, since it was me, it wasn't quite as funny to me... but I figured other people would find it hilarious.
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:50 AM
No, he was actually fairly congenial.

Big words hurt Morts head.

And if it had happened to one of my co-workers, I would have been laughing at him/her for getting stuck with this guy talking about Home Depot's kiosk for 10 minutes or so. However, since it was me, it wasn't quite as funny to me... but I figured other people would find it hilarious.

I found it a little funny.

But not as funny as this:

http://www.catpictures.us/funny/abkitty.jpg

Silly drunk kitty.
west3man
05-09-2005, 10:50 AM
Morts cannot wake up.

Keeps falling asleep.

Gonna get in big trouble if fall asleep and visiting VIPs see him.

Someone tell Morts funny stories to wake him up?

Please?
Hmm, it ain't funNY, but my new comp. sure looks like FUN. Take a trip to the tech-geek thread, if you're interested... although it's "only" a p.c. :)
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 10:52 AM
Hmm, it ain't funNY, but my new comp. sure looks like FUN. Take a trip to the tech-geek thread, if you're interested... although it's "only" a p.c. :)

That not fun.

Why?

Because me not have it.
west3man
05-09-2005, 10:54 AM
That not fun.

Why?

Because me not have it.
Ahh. Yet another area where I am weird.

Other people's gadgets make me feel good. Waitaminnit.
Michael P
05-09-2005, 01:00 PM
True story: Whilst staying with the grandparents for a week one summer, I got dragged along to someone or other's 50th wedding anniversary or birthday or whatever. I was sitting in wherever they were having the reception, bored out of my mind, when this middle-aged woman walked up and started talking to me. After not answering a few questions, I nervously told her I wasn't allowed to talk to strangers.

It was my aunt.
Typo Lad
05-09-2005, 01:04 PM
YAY! Michael made me laugh.

Usually he has to show people pictures to pull that off...