Hillary Clinton does not want you to read this post!

[Wesley Dodds]

An ad on NewsMax.com:

http://www.newsmax.com/images/side_ads/HillaryML_HC1_125.gif

Uh-huh. And, clicking on the link, what is it that Hillary doesn't want you to read?


"Amazing Step By Step Success System Reveals How To Become A Wealthy Conservative And Stick It To The ‘Complaining’ Liberals"

(I like how they put "complaining" in quotation marks.)

Well, NewsMax sure knows their audience!

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

An ad on NewsMax.com:

http://www.newsmax.com/images/side_ads/HillaryML_HC1_125.gif

Uh-huh. And, clicking on the link, what is it that Hillary doesn't want you to read?


"Amazing Step By Step Success System Reveals How To Become A Wealthy Conservative And Stick It To The ‘Complaining’ Liberals"

(I like how they put "complaining" in quotation marks.)

Well, NewsMax sure knows their audience!

See, this illustrates my problem with conservatives.

They can't handle that no matter what they did/do people love the Clintons.

(must be that whole looking out for the people just that little bit more than the corporations thing).

(and not getting people killed needlessly in a needless war).

(and not pissing off the rest of the world).

(and maybe the rather annoying fact that Bill Clinton had plans rady to be set in motion to destroy Al-Queda but Bush chose not to).

(or maybe it's because both clintons, even though neither does it for me, are better looking than most conservatives. Coutler included).

[fly on the wall]

If Hillary doesn't want me to read this post, then I won't read it.

I must obey my mistress.

That's right I'm doin' Hillary. She commutes right through my neighborhood on the way to the Capitol.

I probably should tell her I have a mild but communicable STD, shouldn't I? But the person who gave it to me didn't tell me.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I probably should tell her I have a mild but communicable STD, shouldn't I? But the person who gave it to me didn't tell me.

Don't worry.

It's about time she got Bill back for all the times he got her.

[fly on the wall]

Don't worry.

It's about time she got Bill back for all the times he got her.

Oh yeah!

But what if Bill and her don't do it anymore?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Oh yeah!

But what if Bill and her don't do it anymore?

I'm sure they do man.

Between marrying him and cheating with you we know Hilary likes it rough.

Best thing that ever happened to her was Bill on the sly.

[Karl J. Barnes]

If Hillary doesn't want me to read this post, then I won't read it.

I must obey my mistress.

That's right I'm doin' Hillary. She commutes right through my neighborhood on the way to the Capitol.

I probably should tell her I have a mild but communicable STD, shouldn't I? But the person who gave it to me didn't tell me.

Was she any good? Did she demand to be on top?

[fly on the wall]

Was she any good? Did she demand to be on top?


She was the best but why do you ask? Just look at her near-Tom degree of hotness.

But you are correct she has to be on the top. Not because she's bossy or controlling, it's just that I pop my cork to quickly in any other position.

My bad. :(

[macul]

Hmmm.

Fascinating. You are somewhat correct.

I'm going to call your observation the "Let's go surfing now, everybody's learning how" Effect

I always chalked it up to the lefties moving closer to water, so when the time comes for them to flee the U.S. as they always claim they'll do, the task will just be that much easier.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Hmmm.

Fascinating. You are somewhat correct.

I'm going to call your observation the "Let's go surfing now, everybody's learning how" Effect

Ah! The Beach Boys Philospopy of governing.

[fly on the wall]

Ah! The Beach Boys Philospopy of governing.

If everybody had an ocean
Across the USA
Then everyone would vote for Kerry
Like Californ-i-a

[Sam A. Robrin]

If Hillary doesn't want me to read this post, then I won't read it.

I must obey my mistress.

That's right I'm doin' Hillary. She commutes right through my neighborhood on the way to the Capitol.

I probably should tell her I have a mild but communicable STD, shouldn't I? But the person who gave it to me didn't tell me.
Oh, my God, Fly is FLILFing . . .

[Sam A. Robrin]

If everybody had an ocean
Across the USA
Then everyone would vote for Kerry
Like Californ-i-aBut that's based on Chuck Berry's "Sweet Little Sixteen," which is a subliminal Christian song. The opening lyrics go:

They're really rockin' in Boston,
Pittsburgh, P-A,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
And 'round to Frisco Bay,

All over Saint Louie,
And down to New Orleans.
All the cats wanta dance with
Sweet little sixteen.

Now, get out a map and mark those locations. Then take out a pencil and follow the trail with a relaxed, curving line. It's the Christian fish!

[fly on the wall]

But that's based on Chuck Berry's "Sweet Little Sixteen," which is a subliminal Christian song. The opening lyrics go:

They're really rockin' in Boston,
Pittsburgh, P-A,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
And 'round to Frisco Bay,

All over Saint Louie,
And down to New Orleans.
All the cats wanta dance with
Sweet little sixteen.

Now, get out a map and mark those locations. Then take out a pencil and follow the trail with a relaxed, curving line. It's the Christian fish!

Unglaublich!

[Wesley Dodds]

Australia (land of back street drivers and arm chair generals).

Hey, we've got troops in Iraq. It's our war too.

[howyadoin]

(and not getting people killed needlessly in a needless war).So, the Gulf War was necessary, then? Could you elaborate on how it was, and the invasion of Iraq wasn't?

[Wesley Dodds]

So, the Gulf War was necessary, then? Could you elaborate on how it was, and the invasion of Iraq wasn't?

Because it was aggression.

[howyadoin]

Because it was aggression.Perhaps I should've elaborated on my use of the word "elaborate".

[Alex]

Perhaps I should've elaborated on my use of the word "elaborate".
Bush is evil.

[Dreadstar]

Perhaps I should've elaborated on my use of the word "elaborate".

HAH!
.............

[Wesley Dodds]

I'm pretty sure their "rest of the world" generally doesn't extend beyond their city limit and/or their narrow point of view.

What about those Australian armchairs you were talking about?

Helllllooooo!!!! I'm on another coooonnnntttiiinnneeeennnnttt!!!!

[macul]

I'm pretty sure their "rest of the world" generally doesn't extend beyond their city limit and/or their narrow point of view.

What about those Australian armchairs you were talking about?

Helllllooooo!!!! I'm on another coooonnnntttiiinnneeeennnnttt!!!!

What about them?

[Wesley Dodds]

What about them?

You trashed coastal libs for having a narrow point of view that doesn't extend beyond their city limit (allegedly). But you bashed me earlier for being interested in American politics. Isn't that contradictory?

[macul]

You trashed coastal libs for having a narrow point of view that doesn't extend beyond their city limit (allegedly). But you bashed me earlier for being interested in American politics. Isn't that contradictory?

When did I bash you for being interested in American politics? I assume you have a quote of mine that states as much?

Anyway, my comments regarding the lefties is a bit of sarcasm. It served its purpose. Quite predictably unfortunately.

[Wesley Dodds]

When did I bash you for being interested in American politics? I assume you have a quote of mine that states as much?

You bet I do:

"Australia (land of back street drivers and arm chair generals)."

Anyway, my comments regarding the lefties is a bit of sarcasm. It served its purpose. Quite predictably unfortunately.

Huh?

[Sam A. Robrin]

Note: Can we coin a term for idiot conservatives? Glee Club Conservatives?It's only fair, since there's already a term for idiot liberals.







































Liberals.

[Wesley Dodds]

Liberals.

By the rule of the undistributed middle does that mean that idiot liberals are smart people?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Actually, my post was targetted more at you, CBR, and Australia (land of back street drivers and arm chair generals).

Well it doesn't make much sense then.

I'm a person, not a place.

If you want post on an adult conversation board like the Comm board, then you have to learn the difference between people, places and things.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

This doesn't help.

and that did?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Oh, he is serious all right. Do not be fooled by his attempt to hide his seriousness behind a cloak of humor.

Like Harry Potter.

You mean the book character or the ridiculous fanboy on the marvel board who refered to x-men as "cutting edge" and Spiderman stories as "contraversial"?

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

So, the Gulf War was necessary, then? Could you elaborate on how it was, and the invasion of Iraq wasn't?


As dodds said it was the agression.

Perhaps I should've elaborated on my use of the word "elaborate".

Because it would not stand, The agression against Kuwait would not stand.

That was the stirring speech that started it, by bush the elder (he used to fight iraq as well, but he trained osama first, unlike jr who chased osama first).

Clinton was just cleaning up Bush's mess (which is ironic as bush blames all his messes on clinton).

Now the serbia business was unessecary.
They should have been left alone.
But the right winger were calling him a nancy boy, and Bill wasn't allowed into their coke parties anymore si he had to take a stand.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Rest of the world? I'm pretty sure their "rest of the world" generally doesn't extend beyond their city limit and/or their narrow point of view.

Which is why we support healthcare, freedom of choic for ones own body etc etc.

Trust me Mcaul it's a big weird world out there and living in the past don't help it none.

[Charles RB]

"Amazing Step By Step Success System Reveals How To Become A Wealthy Conservative And Stick It To The ‘Complaining’ Liberals"

What if I want to become a wealthy liberal and stick it to the conservatives? Or a wealthy libertarian and stick it to the socialists? Or a wealthy slacker and stick it to the people who want me to work? Or even a wealthy Frenchman despite being English?

Damn it, what happened to offering a diverse product range?

[Wesley Dodds]

What if I want to become a wealthy liberal and stick it to the conservatives?

Well, you wouldn't be looking for help on NewsMax.

[Charles RB]

...didn't this thread use to be two pages longer a minute ago? :confused:

[Wesley Dodds]

...didn't this thread use to be two pages longer a minute ago?

Well, Funky was trying to start a race war, so...

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I just realised I never pointed this irony out on the boards - for such a leftie coutler hating guy, I actually work for a channel broadcast on FOXTEL, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch - he owns and dictates policy to fox news.

Fun times eh?