Fun with LotR pics...

[Solaris]

Alright, this *could* go either here or on tv/film, but I've put some book references in this (LotR and others), in a couple of places... besides, I hope people have fun reading it! *smiley*

Feel free to add in any new captions to existing pics, or to throw in new LotR pics with new captions; and you can do it w/one pic, several, or all of them... so here we go:



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Mawwiage... iff wha bwings us togevah... today.



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Damn I look good!

Hey... I can see inside Arwen's bedroom! Heh heh heh! Oooo, look! She's getting undressed now...



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Aragorn: Well... *I'M* not cleaning this up!

Legolas: Me neither!

Aragorn: Let's get the Hobbits to do it.



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He wants us to do WHAT? Heckfire, we *JUST* finished cleaning up Mordor: I'm dirty, Frodo's filthy and exhausted, I smell like an orc, and my foothair is matted like a drunk dwarf's beard and stinks worse that Gollum's loincloth... and he wants us to clean up the *battlefield*??!!

[Solaris]

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Good one, Aragorn! Let the Hobbits do it! Which means we don't have to, right Faramir? Right, Eowyn!



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Don't look at *us* for cleanup! *We're* on vacation in Isengard!



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Father? You say Aragorn was using the Eye of Orthanc to watch me undress in my bedroom?



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Cleaning Battlefields is GOOD, yes, my Precious! We finds all kinds of gold and jewelses on the bodies, don't we, my Precious?

[Solaris]

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My Lord and Master Sauron says to tell you that he gave at the office.

or...

Mouth of Sauron: Sauron! It's those traveling evangelists again!

Sauron: Tell them I'm not home.

Mouth of Sauron: They heard you... they know you're here.

Sauron: Well tell them I'm naked, for Pete's sake! I just stepped out of the shower!



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Statue of Liberty, Mordor-style



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I can lead an entire army and their horses to water... but I can't keep a party of eight other people together for more than 5 miles! What kind of wizard AM I, anyway? And every time I turn around, some damned hobbit is asking "Are We There Yet?"



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Are We There Yet?

[Solaris]

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*NO*!!!



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Legolas: Aragorn, I'm sorry... Arwen knows that you've been spying on her with the Eye of Orthanc.

Aragorn: She's dumping me, isn't she?

Legolas: Well, Duh!!!



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So, I was wondering, Eowyn...: Are you doing anything this Saturday night?



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Legolas: Eowyn turned you down too, didn't she?

Aragorn: Oh shut up.

[Solaris]

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I have truly crappy luck with women. *sigh* Maybe I should give Frodo a try... he's almost as beautiful as a girl...



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FRRROOOOOOODDDDDOOOOOO!!!!



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Forget it, Aragorn: Smeagol has got his own Precious, we thanks you very much! We don'ts need nassty rangerses playing in our woods, no we don'ts!



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Er... Aragorn... why are you looking at me like that?

[Solaris]

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You know, my horse is starting to look awfully good right about now...



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Aragorn... do I need to buy you a SHEEP??? Get a grip, man, and pull yourself together!



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Announcer: And here come the Oliphants! Boy, John, this is some Battlefield Parade!

*John Madden takes over, drawing yellow arrows and circles all over the battlefield while giving his own unique recap commentary of the "play by play"*



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Oh NO!!! Now we have to clean up OLIPHANT SH*T!!! *Sob!*

[Solaris]

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Gandalf: Manwe... do I HAVE to say "Puissant Lord"???

Manwe: Yes.

Gandalf: ...But... I'm ALREADY falling into a bottomless chasm while a demon scourges my body with a fiery whip... do I HAVE to say "Puissant Lord"???

Manwe: Oh, all right. I'll make Faramir say it instead.



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Eowyn... Aragorn... is a Puissant Lord, high and mighty...



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What was that, Faramir? I couldn't quite catch it...



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I won't be led by no "pissant" lord! I don't care HOW many of his ancestors were Kings!

[Solaris]

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Oh... Aragorn! How far you've fallen, from the young man I met what seems like five seconds ago, to a long-lived elf like me!



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I'm not worried, Wormtongue... their leader is a Pissant.



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Manwe: What IS it with you mortals? I give you one simple line and you f*** it up!



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SOME party you've got there, Gandalf.

[Solaris]

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*sigh* I know, Denethor. I'm thinking of retiring from this world... I hear there's a planet in need of a villain with magnetic powers... and *he* gets a beautiful, blue-skinned female for a sidekick; not a mixed bag of vagabonds who are harder to lead than a herd of cats: a tattletale elf, a grumpy dwarf, a human with delusions of grandeur, a whiney cleanup squad of hobbits who STILL ask me "Are We There Yet?" when we've been here for WEEKS... AND, to top it all off, a PISSANT RANGER!

Makes me want to turn EVERYONE into wizards. See how THEY like it.

Hmmmm.... You know, there's a very tall tower in Orthanc... with the right equipment, and the right power source... maybe I can get Radagast to power it in my place, since the process would kill the power source; Radagast isn't good for much else anyway... hmmm....

Hope you guys enjoyed these. Hee.

:D

[GozertheGozarian]

Don't ever do that again, you'll give me a heart attack laughing so hard.

Thanks though, I needed that after the day I had.

[Solaris]

You're welcome! :D I love these things when folks do them on the net, and I've been itching for a long time to do one of my own... and finally succumbed to temptation. Hee. :D

[Roquefort Raider]

What a great way to start the day! Thanks a million, Solaris!

And now there's a lot of people around me who think I've gone insane, laughing by myself in front of the computer...