The "Make up an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster" Thread/Game/Thingy

[Stellar]

Ontir is actually a self-hatin' 'brother' who only has friends on the net because they're the only ones who can't foind out he's black.

FOR SHAME, YE SCALLYWAG!!

now get me a sharp blade and let's be done with this business!

[Forefinger]

Stellar isn't a pirate, but he plays on on TV. A gay pirate that is.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Ontir was Richard Simmons' lover.

http://www.rugbyfootball.com/gallery1/richard_simmons_2.jpg

If Leo Sayer and Jack Lalanne had a child, it would be Richard Simmons.

[lectatege]

Stellar - have you a patch on both eyes? That's her sealegs you pie faced noggin.

[Arrjay]

Lectatege is a mentally retarded philanthropist with herpes and a mild obsession with the feces of championship long distance runners.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Lectatege is a mentally retarded philanthropist with herpes and a mild obsession with the feces of championship long distance runners.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Paavo_Nurmi.jpg

Paavo Nurmi says (translated from Finnish)

"My stools are enormous and have no more odor than a warm biscuit"

[lectatege]

The ten eyed man actually only has nine eyes - the tenth one is a fake

[Avalanche]

You can't feed lectatege salsa after midnight otherwise lectatege will multiply and cause havoc on a location near you.

[o1pickleboy]

Avalanche is really just the result of a mountain farting.

[Karl J. Barnes]

o1pickleboy is really a jalopeno....

[Stellar]

priestvycre is an anime obsessed otaku fanboy who dresses like Squall Leonhart in his spare time

[TheTen-EyedMan]

priestvycre is an anime obsessed otaku fanboy who dresses like Squall Leonhart in his spare time

Stellar is actually the stunt baby hired by Tom Cruise and his dolt to impersonate Baby Suri.

[jessecuster3]

Stellar is actually the stunt baby hired by Tom Cruise and his dolt to impersonate Baby Suri.


The Ten-Eyed Man is Tom Cruise's dolt.

[Forefinger]

The Ten-Eyed Man is Tom Cruise's dolt.
jessecuster is Tom Cruise's Scientology advisor.

[jessecuster3]

jessecuster is Tom Cruise's Scientology advisor.

Forefinger LIKES boys.

[TinMan]

Forefinger LIKES boys.

jessecuster2 likes to watch "Queer eye" while in the nude.

[Stellar]

Tinman was last seen outside of Marvel comics' central office holding a sign which read 'give us Colussus vs. Juggernaut'

[jessecuster3]

jessecuster2 likes to watch "Queer eye" while in the nude.

Carson is HOT !


TinMan is jealous because he wants to be gay, but no men like him.

[TinMan]

Tinman was last seen outside of Marvel comics' central office holding a sign which read 'give us Colussus vs. Juggernaut'

The thread title says your supposed to lie bastitch!!!

Stellar often wears a tube top and coolots when attending children's softball games.

[TinMan]

Carson is HOT !


TinMan is jealous because he wants to be gay, but no men like him.

jessecuster2 LOVES vagina.

[Forefinger]

TinMan turns the tables on man's best friend, and humps dogs' legs.

[jessecuster3]

jessecuster2 LOVES vagina.

Umm this is supposed to be an outgrageous lie ??!?!?!

In all truth, I absolutely LOVE vagina, however thet last one you saw was when you were leaving mom.

[TinMan]

TinMan turns the tables on man's best friend, and humps dogs' legs.

Forefinger is not only a member of the Oprah fanclub, he's also the president.

[TinMan]

Umm this is supposed to be an outgrageous lie ??!?!?!

In all truth, I absolutely LOVE vagina, however thet last one you saw was when you were leaving mom.

The last time jessecuster2 shot a nut, it stuck the pages of Batman #656 together.

[Forefinger]

The last time jessecuster2 shot a nut, it stuck the pages of Batman #656 together.
HAW HAW HAW


TinMan has to hide his issues of Tarot: Witch of the Black rose under his bed. Not because of the content, but out of embarassment due to not being able to actually see Tarot in any of the issues.

[TinMan]

HAW HAW HAW


TinMan has to hide his issues of Tarot: Witch of the Black rose under his bed. Not because of the content, but out of embarassment due to not being able to actually see Tarot in any of the issues.

Thats because Forefinger likes to shove other peoples comics in his ass to "skid mark" them with his scent.

[Forefinger]

Thats because Forefinger likes to shove other peoples comics in his ass to "skid mark" them with his sent.
TinMan likes to lick his Tarot comics after I "skid mark" them.

[TinMan]

TinMan likes to lick his Tarot comics after I "skid mark" them.

Forefinger likes to toss my salad while lick said "skid marked" comics.

[jessecuster3]

Forefinger and TinMan hate hijacking threads with how disgusting they can each be.

[Forefinger]

Forefinger and TinMan hate hijacking threads with how disgusting they can each be.
jesse custer feels left out because no one talks about tossing his salad.

[Ontir]

Forefinger is so limber he tosses his own salad.

[Forefinger]

Forefinger is so limber he tosses his own salad.
Ontir often sits naked in front of his computer watching "self salad tossing" vids.

[jessecuster3]

jesse custer feels left out because no one talks about tossing his salad.

I don't need to have people talk about it, because half of cbr has already done it !


Forefinger is jealous because they only talk about doing it to him.

[Forefinger]

jesse custer stars in the videos that Ontir is obsessed with.

[jessecuster3]

jesse custer stars in the videos that Ontir is obsessed with.

Forefinger is going to Sams Club to buy up all the soap so he can drop it all over the prison when he starts work.

[TinMan]

jessecuster2 suffered the ultimate rejection last night: his hand fell asleep during masturbation.

[Ontir]

Ontir often sits naked in front of his computer watching "self salad tossing" vids.

I have NEVER seen a self-tossing video! :p

TinMan's hand has been blue-balling him for months!

[Jabuka]

Ontir trained the pig from cannible.

[o1pickleboy]

Jabuka is a chickenhawk.

[Tages]

Pickleboy wishes the Nazis had won WWII.

[DennyK]

Tages pleasures himself to photos of Hillary Clinton, Margaret Thatcher, and Nancy Reagan.

[swinebread]

Dennis K performs medical experiments on homeless orphans.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Dennis K performs medical experiments on homeless orphans.

Swinebread voted for George W Bush...TWICE!!!!

[Spackling Compound]

Ten-Eyed Man actually has a thriving orthopaedic practice in West Palm Beach where he's either busy doing surgery or entertaining guests on his yacht. He's only had one mishap in his entire illustrious career when he tried to medicate a patient with a highly lethal dose of an experimental toxin. The side-effects of the toxin are slight mental retardation, a lapse in time/space judgement, an affection for the obscure references from the late '90's and the demand that he post often on the CBR boards. If the patient should not post, he will die within an hours time of the last post.
That patient has taken the screen name: Ten-Eyed Man and he indeed is the real poster.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Ten-Eyed Man actually has a thriving orthopaedic practice in West Palm Beach where he's either busy doing surgery or entertaining guests on his yacht. He's only had one mishap in his entire illustrious career when he tried to medicate a patient with a highly lethal dose of an experimental toxin. The side-effects of the toxin are slight mental retardation, a lapse in time/space judgement, an affection for the obscure references from the late '90's and the demand that he post often on the CBR boards. If the patient should not post, he will die within an hours time of the last post.
That patient has taken the screen name: Ten-Eyed Man and he indeed is the real poster.

Spackling Compound is a goddamned stalker.

[DennyK]

The Ten-Eyed Man has a Kyle Orton jersey.

[HomerJay]

Dennis K has a Frank Reich jersey.

[DennyK]

Dennis K has a Carolina Panthers Frank Reich jersey.

There. Now it's an outrageous lie.

[HomerJay]

Dennis K has a souvenir Mark Kelso helmet protector.


That he wears during sex.

[jessecuster3]

Dennis K has a souvenir Mark Kelso helmet protector.


That he wears during sex.

HomerJay is still wearing his Aaron Rodgers jersey from last year.


And there is nothing wrong with a Kyle Orton jersey, he won more games than Favre did last year.

[Spackling Compound]

And there is nothing wrong with a Kyle Orton jersey, he won more games than Favre did last year.
Except when he asks for it back and you're sitting there drinking a cup of coffee in the hotel, overlooking the city from the window, in his jersey regretting the night before because you know, you know it to the bone, that he will not remember you. So all you have is his shirt and the slight bruises from the fumblings of the evening before.

[DennyK]

Dennis K has a souvenir Mark Kelso helmet protector.


That he wears during sex.


Okay, that was pretty FN funny. Well done.

[HomerJay]

Okay, that was pretty FN funny. Well done.
Thanx, I knew a Bills fan would enjoy that while other folks would say "Who? What?"

[o1pickleboy]

HomerJay is single and misses the love of his life IWARRIOR.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Pickleboy's father caused that panic in Detroit that David Bowie sang about.

"Panic In Detroit"

He looked a lot like Che Guevara,
drove a diesel van
Kept his gun in quiet seclusion,
such a humble man
The only survivor of the National People's Gang
Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autograph
He wanted to stay home, I wish someone would phone

Panic in Detroit

He laughed at accidental sirens that broke the evening
gloom
The police had warned of repercussions

They followed none too soon
A trickle of strangers were all that were left alive
Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autograph
He wanted to stay home, I wish someone would phone

Panic in Detroit

Putting on some clothes I made my way to school
And I found my teacher
crouching in his overalls

I screamed and ran to smash my favorite slot machine
And jumped the silent cars that slept at traffic lights

Having scored a trillion dollars,
made a run back home

Found him slumped across the table.
A gun and me alone
I ran to the window. Looked for a plane or two
Panic in Detroit.
He'd left me an autograph
"Let me collect dust."
I wish someone would phone

Panic in Detroit

[Peter Parker]

TheTen-EyedMan does not appear to be what his name stated. Note: Look at "his" avatar

[Stellar]

Peter Parker goes to sleep holding his pillow very tight, pretending it's Mary jane.

[Peter Parker]

Stellar lived upon a star.

[Mike Smith]

If you look in Peter Parker's closet you'll find a costume because he's that danged Spiderman! Unmasked.

[Peter Parker]

Mike is not Michael Jackson's cousin. He's his deformed son, a son so deformed that Michael changed his last name so that Mike wouldn't be related to him in any way.

[StarsAndGarters]

Mike is not Michael Jackson's cousin. He's his deformed son, a son so deformed that Michael changed his last name so that Mike wouldn't be related to him in any way.Peter Parker hates science. And photography. Especially science photography.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Peter Parker hates science. And photography. Especially science photography.

StarsAndGarters' fingers are always orange. And it's not because he's been eating Cheetoes.

[Chris N]

I notice Dr. H recently shelled out $37 for a copy of Youngblood #2, autographed by Rob Liefeld. Interesting investment.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

I notice Dr. H recently shelled out $37 for a copy of Youngblood #2, autographed by Rob Liefeld. Interesting investment.

I like to think long term.

coke & comics is no longer allowed in the Lawn & Garden section of Kmart after the "incident."

[Dom]

I like to think long term.

coke & comics is no longer allowed in the Lawn & Garden section of Kmart after the "incident."

Dr. Huffy is actually 4'10 in heels.

Why he wears heels is another story alltogether.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Dr. Huffy is actually 4'10 in heels.

Why he wears heels is another story alltogether.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find heels in men's size 14?

Dom dropped "Jigsaw" because he doesn't have all the pieces.

[Dom]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find heels in men's size 14?

Dom dropped "Jigsaw" because he doesn't have all the pieces.

That's actually true, therefore you lose the game and are banished to newsarama.

[Winslow]

Dom Jigsaw is a high paid culture consultant for companies seeking to do business in Japan.

[Eternal Torment]

Winslow was a stunt double for Tom Cruise in MI:3.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Eternal Torment has a Mangina.

[Stellar]

Ten-EyedMan pretends to love Jessica Simpson when in reality, he has a thing for Nick Lachey.

[Mike Smith]

Stellar plans to use CBR as his ultimate resource in running a smear campaign against the wisdom of Hubbard. We know it's you, Xenu.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Mike Smith is a Mansy.

[Chris N]

The Ten-Eyed Man finds Jessica Simpson physically attactive.

...


Aw, shit.

[Eternal Torment]

Coke & Comics snorts one and masturbates to another.

[Clint Barton]

Eternal Torment is very much an athletic freak. He can stand on his hands, gargle peanut butter, and balance BB's on his eyelids.

[Winslow]

Clint applies makeup every morning so he can look like his hero, Tammy Faye Baker.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Winslow is the living embodiment of self love.

[Agent Helix]

The Ten-EyedMan is actually more of an Ashlee fan.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Agent Helix is Agent Smart's stupider brother.

[Winslow]

Priestvyrce is personally responsible for the increase of chaos and the slide towards entropy in the universe.

[Agent Helix]

Winslow is saving up money to have himself surgically transformed into a living turducken.

[Gene M.]

I heard my momma cry.
I heard her pray the night Agent Helix died.

[Winslow]

Gene Marsh was the lead vocalist for Paper Lace in the 70s.

[jessecuster3]

Gene Marsh was the lead vocalist for Paper Lace in the 70s.


Winslow was the lead vocalist for Starlight Vocal Band

[Clint Barton]

Jessecuster did inhale and continues to inhale to this very day.

[jessecuster3]

Jessecuster did inhale and continues to inhale to this very day.

I am ashamed to admit that this is truly a lie.



Clint Barton actually hates comic books and their fans.

[Clint Barton]

I am ashamed to admit that this is truly a lie.



Clint Barton actually hates comic books and their fans.

Jessecuster sometimes appears at the prison dressed in Robin tights, just so the prisoners can oogle his massive batarang.

[Agent Helix]

Clint Barton can unhinge his jaw and swallow a live, medium-sized hog whole.

[Clint Barton]

Clint Barton can unhinge his jaw and swallow a live, medium-sized hog whole.

Agent Helix played all the studio instruments for the first Dokken album.

[Agent Helix]

Agent Helix played all the studio instruments for the first Dokken album.

Three years in an Iranian debtor's prison taught Clint Barton the true meaning of compassion, trust, and proper lubrication.

[Clint Barton]

Three years in an Iranian debtor's prison taught Clint Barton the true meaning of compassion, trust, and proper lubrication.

Agent Helix once made Bea Arthur orgasmic, just by staring at her.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Priestvyrce is personally responsible for the increase of chaos and the slide towards entropy in the universe.

Yah! Me!!!!


Clint Barton's real name is Oliver Queen.

[Clint Barton]

Yah! Me!!!!


Clint Barton's real name is Oliver Queen.

priestvyrce wears Wonder Woman underoos.

[DennyK]

priestvyrce wears Wonder Woman underoos.


Had priestvyrce model said undersoos for intimate photos.

[Winslow]

Had priestvyrce model said undersoos for intimate photos.

Dennis K knows this becasue he purchased said photos from WonderwomancrossdressersXXX.com.

[DennyK]

Dennis K knows this becasue he purchased said photos from WonderwomancrossdressersXXX.com.


Keeps badgering me to burn let him "borrow" the pictures, some hand lotion and a box of kleenex.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Had priestvyrce model said undersoos for intimate photos.

Well, I look quite fetching in them!

Oh and Dennis K flashed me...I'm thinking of suing .....

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Well, I look quite fetching in them!

Oh and Dennis K flashed me...I'm thinking of suing .....

Priestvyrce is officially a more embarrassing native of Kansas than Kirstie Alley.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Priestvyrce is officially a more embarrassing native of Kansas than Kirstie Alley.

Yah! Me so happy now! When do I get to do a Jenny Craig commercial...oh wait...I have to be fat...damn!


The Ten EyedMan is crossed eyed.

[Clint Barton]

Yah! Me so happy now! When do I get to do a Jenny Craig commercial...oh wait...I have to be fat...damn!


The Ten EyedMan is crossed eyed.

preestvyrce is a big fan of Wham!, and prances around the office in hot pants shouting "Wake me up before you Go Go!"

[TheTen-EyedMan]

preestvyrce is a big fan of Wham!, and prances around the office in hot pants shouting "Wake me up before you Go Go!"

Clinton Barton was in one of the stalls in that Miami toilet when George Michael was busted in 1998.

[Clint Barton]

Clinton Barton was in one of the stalls in that Miami toilet when George Michael was busted in 1998.

Ten-EyedMan paid me handsomely for the movies I made and now shows them nightly on his interior bathroom wall, all while soaking in olive oil and cinnamon.

[Azrael52]

Clint just inherited Warworld, but he'll never know, because his evil brother doctored the will.

[Clint Barton]

Clint just inherited Warworld, but he'll never know, because his evil brother doctored the will.

Azrael52 beats up bag ladies and steals their aluminum cans.

[Eternal Torment]

Azrael52 beats up bag ladies and steals their aluminum cans.

Clint Barton runs over dogs with his Smart Car.

[Clint Barton]

Clint Barton runs over dogs with his Smart Car.

Eternal Torment once sang nude at a Golden Girls Fan Club meeting.

[DennyK]

Clint won a Ernetst Borgnine look-alike contest.

[twilight]

Dennis K discovered the secret to eternal youth at some point in the early 1970's.

He kept it to himself because he's an ass.

[DennyK]

Dennis K discovered the secret to eternal youth at some point in the early 1970's.

He kept it to himself because he's an ass.


Hey now, I resent that. I discovered no such thing!

[Jabuka]

Dennis K knows where waldo is he just keeeps trying to hide him.

[Jeff-E]

Jabuka only buys 2% milk, but he only drinks whole milk.

[Jabuka]

Jeff-E gives me the money to do so.

[Jeff-E]

Jeff-E gives me the money to do so.

That's what that was for??? You said it was for crack!

[Clint Barton]

That's what that was for??? You said it was for crack!

Jeff-E has a third nipple...with an eye!

[Karl J. Barnes]

Jeff-E has a third nipple...with an eye!

Clint's just jealous..for he has no nipples and has to borrow from the homless

[Clint Barton]

Clint's just jealous..for he has no nipples and has to borrow from the homless

priestvyrce can't spell homeless. Oh, that's not a lie....

Ok..ok...priestvyrce was once "goosed" by Irene Ryan and loved every second of it!

[The Grand Beef]

Clint licks the bellybuttons of albino chipmunks for good luck.

~Beefy

[Karl J. Barnes]

priestvyrce can't spell homeless. Oh, that's not a lie....

Ok..ok...priestvyrce was once "goosed" by Irene Ryan and loved every second of it!

It's a typo!!!

Clint once belonged to the Grammar Nazis of America, but got kicked out for allowing someone to use a comma, instead of a semi-colon, in an e-mail.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Clint licks the bellybuttons of albino chipmunks for good luck.

~Beefy
I lick them for funny. They have a minty aftertaste. The Grand Beef's mommy used to call him, her little White Castle, into to his late teens and and now calls him, her Double Whopper.




Yeah, that didn't come out as funny as it was in my head.

[Clint Barton]

It's a typo!!!

Clint once belonged to the Grammar Nazis of America, but got kicked out for allowing someone to use a comma, instead of a semi-colon, in an e-mail.

priestvyrce actually voted for Archie Bunker in 1976.

[Clint Barton]

Clint licks the bellybuttons of albino chipmunks for good luck.

~Beefy

The Grand Beef once asked a blind old lady to read the "Braille" on his trousers.

[The Grand Beef]

Clint Barton can bake a chocolate cake using only clam shells and a fertile chicken egg.

~Beefy

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Clint Barton can bake a chocolate cake using only clam shells and a fertile chicken egg.

~Beefy

The Grand Beef...suffers from Le Grand Bouffe.

[Karl J. Barnes]

The Ten EyedMan is a love slave to mutated gerbrils.

[Chris N]

priestvyrce makes his home on the blue area of the moon.

[Chris N]

Coke is the best looking guy here

[Jeff-E]

Coke knows the secret on how to cure herpes... but he's so mean he won't tell anyone else... oh, and he flosses with the hair of freshly shaved cute puppies, and drinks the tears of babies.

[Clint Barton]

Clint Barton can bake a chocolate cake using only clam shells and a fertile chicken egg.

~Beefy

The Grand Beef is the best at what he does...which is nothing.

[StarsAndGarters]

The Grand Beef is the best at what he does...which is nothing.Clint Barton's kinda dead, but about to show up in New Avengers anyway. He's about as confused as the rest of us.

[TheTen-EyedMan]

Clint Barton's kinda dead, but about to show up in New Avengers anyway. He's about as confused as the rest of us.

StarsAndGarters is more of a stockings and garters kinda guy.

[Winslow]

TheTen-EyedMan DOES NOT have a restraining order from Jessica Simpson

[Karl J. Barnes]

TheTen-EyedMan DOES NOT have a restraining order from Jessica Simpson

But Winslow does...and one with Nick Lachey...he's just never gotten over them divorcing....let it go Winslow...let go...

[Azrael52]

priestvyrce is a figment of his own imagination.

[jessecuster3]

Azrael52 hacks into people accounts and changes their passwords.

[Azrael52]

jesse's now got a new password on furries.com thanks to yours truly.

[o1pickleboy]

Arzeal52 is patient zero for the furry fetish symdrome.

[Jack Zodiac]

Pickle got his name in college. He tells everyone it's because he used to get so tanked they say he was pickled, but I think we all really know why.

Motherfucker loooves pickles.

[Karl J Barnes]

Jack Zodiac always comes across as outrageous and crazy,but in real life, he's an accountant name Mortimer Snead,lives in a one and half bed room house with his wife Gertie and their three cats,Moxie,Boxie and Herbert.

[o1pickleboy]

Jack Zodiac always comes across as outrageous and crazy,but in real life, he's an accountant name Mortimer Snead,lives in a one and half bed room house with his wife Gertie and their three cats,Moxie,Boxie and Herbert.

Karl J Barnes is a peeping tom that spys on Gertie.

[Rev. Calibos]

double,nay triple post

[Rev. Calibos]

double post

[Rev. Calibos]

Karl J Barnes is a peeping tom that spys on Gertie.




o1pickleboy SAYS that he has the voters best interests at heart, but what do we REALLY know about o1pickleboy?

FACT: o1pickleboy has no facial hair


FACT: o1pickleboy is a New York Yankees fan


FACT: Karl J Barnes voted NO on Proposition 14


FACT: o1pickleboy once exchanged congressional favors for long hugs on the Senate floor.


FACT: o1pickleboy may or may NOT know Brooke Hogan


Fact is, we can't afford o1pickleboy. Too many red flags, not enough answers for America.







Paid for by the people to elect Wayne Calibos.

I'm Rev. Calibos and I support this message.

[o1pickleboy]

o1pickleboy SAYS that he has the voters best interests at heart, but what do we REALLY know about o1pickleboy?

FACT: o1pickleboy has no facial hair


FACT: o1pickleboy is a New York Yankees fan


FACT: Karl J Barnes voted NO on Proposition 14


FACT: o1pickleboy once exchanged congressional favors for long hugs on the Senate floor.


FACT: o1pickleboy may or may NOT know Brooke Hogan


Fact is, we can't afford o1pickleboy. Too many red flags, not enough answers for America.







Paid for by the people to elect Wayne Calibos.

I'm Rev. Calibos and I support this message.


Fact :REv Calibos can't get thou a post without mentioning Karl J Barnes

[Karl J Barnes]

Karl J Barnes is a peeping tom that spys on Gertie.

I can't deny that. I just LOVE those granny panties!!!

Still pickleboy, no one likes a tattle-tale.

[Super Hero Guy]

Karle J Barnes likes murdering people.

[Karl J Barnes]

Karle J Barnes likes murdering people.

Hey, it's a hobby.

Super Hero Guy tried to have a secret identity,but muffed it up. He should have known that pleated skirts and Dock Martins never go together,especially if one's secret identity is that of catholic priest!?!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Karl J. Barnes = Master Chimplover.

[Ontir]

The Beast is really bussed to Yucca Flats from an underprivileged neighbourhood.

[moonknight11]

Ontir is actually a xenomorph queen and is biding her time to start a new colony.

[Demon wizard]

moonknight11's likes to tell people you like the Jonas Brothers behind your back

[Schornforce]

moonknight11's likes to tell people you like the Jonas Brothers behind your back

Demon Wizard is really only a 2nd class pwnanator.

[DoctorDoom]

Schorny is actually Billie Jean's lover.

[o1pickleboy]

Schorny is actually Billie Jean's lover.

DoctorDoom is Billie Jean.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

The day Mitch Hedberg died, o1pickleboy bestowed upon Carlos Mencia his own personal Lazarus Pit.

[Super Hero Guy]

The Beast of Yucca Flats licked my anus without my permission

[DoctorDoom]

Super Hero Guy is mondo awesome.

[Super Hero Guy]

DoctorDoom made me cry.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Super Hero Guy kills threads so he can inherit everything.

And the fact that that makes no sense hasn't dissuaded him in the least.

[Tracer Bullet]

The Beast of Yucca Flats adopts foregin children and sells them into prostitution in order to support his video game addiction.

[CyberHubbs]

The Beast of Yucca Flats adopts foregin children and sells them into prostitution in order to support his video game addiction.

Not only does Tracer Bullet not wash his hands after using a restaurant's bathroom, he uses his clenched buttcheeks to open the door.

[Tracer Bullet]

Cyberhubbs molested me several times in a restuarant bathroom during my youth, creating a phobia of restaurant bathroom sinks.

[TuPeT]

I saw Tracer Bullet making out with a chick...

[Tracer Bullet]

I heard TuPeT got an erection.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Tracer Bullet took a dump in my bathtub and framed the cat.