Re-codename the X-men

[The Fury]

Simple fun thread really.

Just pick a character and change their codename to something that you think would better suit them becuase of their powers or personality.


Such as Storm could be changed ot her actual nick name Windrider.


Or Aurora changed to Polaris which means 'North Star'. So brother and sister will be known as Northstar and Polaris. Ignoring the fact Lorna using that code name.

[Flight]

Storm ----> Thunderpus
Wolverine ----> ThreeClawMan
Colossus ----> The Big Can
Nightcrawler ----> Bamfatron VII
Shadowcat ----> Little Rich Girl with 10 Faces

Cyclops ----> Hot Dog
Angel ----> The Amazing Wheels
Beast ----> Doggy Dogg Dogg Dogg
Iceman ----> Bobby no mates
Jean Grey ----> Jean Gay

[Tommy]

Storm: Mighty Lesbian
Carter Ghazikhanian: the bastard
Wolverine: cold-hearted whore
Rogue: the ungrateful wretch
Iceman: the cold, cold homosexual
Cyclops: the whiny adulterer

[Vegetarian Goat]

Bishop could be "Timecop".. then he wouldn't have to whip out his badge every five seconds.

[DDM]

Wolverine: Hirsuite Man
Storm: Sorceress
Shadowcat: Phase
X-23: Mangina
Polaris: Magnetic Woman
Iceman: Blockhead
Colossus: Steel
Nightcrawler: Bamf
Marvel Girl: Avatar
Beast: Tony the Tiger
Archangel: Wings
Husk: New Skin
Gambit: Whiney Cards
Rogue: Southern Belle

[Cybak]

Storm - WindWitch
Colossus - Leviathan or Titanic
Wolverine - Savage or keep Weapon X
Cyclops - Oculus
Shadowcat - Geist
Banshee - Howler
Nightcrawler - Imp
Angel - Seraph
Beast - Behemoth
Jean Grey - Thinktank
Iceman - Snowman
Thunderbird - Pronto
Havok - Chaotic
Polaris - Polestar
Maggott - Wormhole
Rogue - Chimera

[atoningunifex]

Iceman is Captain Gaypants.
Beast is Blue Fur Whining
Cyclops is Cockup
Jean Grey is Fiery Iceberg
Angel is I Can't Believe He's Not Gay
and Charles Xavier is What The Hell Kinda Teacher Dresses Teenagers in Spandex and Sends Them Out to Fight Magneto?

[The Fury]

Right a few of mine:

Storm => Windrider
Cyclops => Beam
Havok => Radion
Polaris => Iron Queen
Rogue => Filch
Gambit => Charge
Iceman => Blight
Colossus => Tin Man
Wolverine => Hairy Munchkin

[StarsAndGarters]

I think Juggernaut was right on:

Iceman -> Popsicle or Ice Cube

[Cayman]

Beast = Blue Aslan
Nightcrawler = Blue Devil
Kitty Pryde = IntangiBabe
Colossus = Hunk'a'Metal
Cyclops = Lasik
Havok = Jazzhands
Psylocke = AsianFusion
Storm = Forecast

Cay

[pirulaso]

cyclops= psychic seducer
gambit=cajun man
wolvrine= rabid cannuk
beast=kitty
shadowcat=phase

eh............i'm done

[venuscameback]

The Fury's suggestion that Aurora should have been named Polaris is inspired.


Polaris needs a name change - or even just to die, for good - so Aurora can take her name



venus

[Deus ex Chris]

Iceman=> Ice Queen
Colossus=> Power Bottom
Shatterstar and Rictor=> Siegfried and Roy

[Stephane Garrelie]

=> Iron Queen
Here is a game:
Give this code name to the proper character:
Is "Iron Queen": ;)
a-Polaris?
b-Colossus?

No-prize to win. :D

[jade_nova]

Jubilee=Firecracker

[DDM]

Jubilee: Plasmoids
Dazzler: Flash in the Pan
Thunderbird I: Burnt Toast
Professor X: Baldy
Marvel Girl (Jean Grey): Goodie-two-shoes
Magneto: Two Face
Emma Frost: Plastic Woman

[mattbib]

I'd go the Legion route:
Optic Lad
Fly Boy
Ape Boy
Mental Lass
Kid Cold

[Bishop_Proudstar]

Storm ----> Throw-away tool of gay fetishes..lol!

Wolverine ----> President of Marvel

Colossus ----> Back for the Movie

Nightcrawler ----> Blue Man II

Shadowcat ----> Buffy & Dragon

Cyclops ----> Running from Phoenix

Angel ----> "Useless Again"

Beast ----> Blue Man I

Iceman ----> Cold Victim

Jean Grey ----> Problem Child

[jam37wcc]

Cannonball - Rocket Butt

[jade_nova]

Kitty Pryde=(The) Ghost

[Brian M.]

Jean Grey - Living Dead Girl

[Alan2099]

White Queen = Fetish Girl
Gambit = CardShark
Strong Guy = the Big man

[Sabre]

Cannonball - Rocket Butt

Or "Jet-Ass" like he joked during Morrison's run.

[Absolut_Fresh]

whats with all the anti-gay names going on in here? thats not cool! :mad:

[tangentman]

Absolut-Fresh, they're being tongue-in-cheek with the gay jokes :)
We have far too many queers here on the X-Board to accomodate true homophobia :)


My codenames...

Storm: Hurricane or Torrent (I liked that codename from that What If? tale)
Wolverine: Stalker
Cyclops: Electric Eye
Colossus: Steelguard
Shadowcat: Sylph
Nightcrawler: Trickster (X-23's codename)
Emma Frost: White Diamond or Queen of Diamonds
Marvel Girl: Headcase

[Deus ex Chris]

Absolut-Fresh, they're being tongue-in-cheek with the gay jokes :)
We have far too many queers here on the X-Board to accomodate true homophobia :)
Obviously a newbie. You can't do a damn thing around here without catching the queer. Of course, being gay, I wouldn't have it any other way. ;)

[Gaz]

whats with all the anti-gay names going on in here? thats not cool! :mad:
Calm down. If you've been on CBR a while, you'll find out that the X-board addded an equals to the latin name.
Thus, here: Homo = Superior. :D

[Karl J. Barnes]

Cyclops- Captain One Eye

Emma Frost- The S&M Queen

Storm - The Rain Queen

[The Mirrorball Man]

Wolverine - Claw Lad
Storm - Weather Girl
Nightcrawler - Teleport Kid
Colossus - Metal Boy
Angel - Wing Lad
Jean Grey - Mind Lass
Iceman - Ice Kid
Beast - Beast Boy
Cyclops - Laser Boy

I could go on. :)

[The Sword Is Drawn]

Cyclops - Eye-guard
Jean Grey - ESP
Iceman - Coldsnap
Angel - Guardian
Beast - The Doctor
Wolverine - Snikt
Colossus - Ironclad
Storm - Windrider
Nightcrawler - Hellfiend
Banshee - Warcry
Thunderbird - Totem
Sunfire - Pyre
Shadowcat - Wraith

[HellFrost]

Emma Frost: White Diamond
Yes. Also the color of my dads CTS, it's gorgeous. :cool:

or Queen of Diamonds

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! There was a character Living Diamond who also went by Jack o'Diamonds with almost the exact same powers... check the Similarly powered characters thread that I created. Similarly powered characters, anyone? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=52782)

Here you go. I made the mistake of stating his name was Jack o'Hearts though so just ignore that.

[Henyo]

Wolverine = Big Profits or He's-Everywhere Man

[Grant]

Kitty Pryde - Transpero
Colossus - Captain Shiny
Cyclops- Lensblaster
Professor X - Archbishop Mental
Nightcrawler - Mojo the Lemur child
Storm - Black Lightning
Beast - The Feline Fury
Jean Grey - uh Jean Grey
Wolverine - Tiny McSharppants

[Bart Simpson]

Rachel: "Wannabe" or "Moron Girl", either will work.
Storm: Queen of Claremont's universe
Sage: Mary Sue
Bishop: The Cop...dun dun dun
X-23: Wannabe #2
Nightcrawler: Bamf

[DDM]

Psylocke: Psycho Blaster
Union Jack: Captain Britain
Captain Britain: Union Jack
Captain UK: Captain UK
Meggan: Shapeshifter
Mystique: Enigma Woman
Sage: Know-It-All
Magik (Illyana Rasputin): Darkchilde
Apocalypse: Cypher Doom

[The Fury]

Union Jack: Captain Britain
Captain Britain: Union Jack
Captain UK: Captain UK
Meggan: Shapeshifer
Using you imagination there I see. :D

[comic_lover]

Storm ----> Big Bad Thunder Crackin Mama
Wolverine ----> Snip Snippy Chop-Chop
Colossus ----> Heavy Metal Fella
Nightcrawler ----> Jeepers Creepers Teleportin Peepers
Shadowcat ----> Da Ghost Wit The Most
Psylocke -------> Brain Blast Betsy
Cyclops ----> Ole One Eye
Angel ----> Richie Rich the Bird Boy
Beast ----> Mufasa,a.k.a. The Lion King
Iceman ----> Ice Ice Baby
Jean Grey ----> Jean Red,The Girl Who Wont Stay Dead
Apocalypse ------> Pharaoh Mascara
Sabertooth -------> Chuckles,The Dog Faced Boy
Juggernaut --------> Chunky Big Butt
Professor X --------> The Bald Brain Blastin Bastard
Emma Frost ---------> Diamond in The Sack

[SUPERMAN PRIME]

crawler turns to bamf so wolvie can turn to Mr Snikt .

[blinkinrogue]

sage - google girl
rogue - toucher :wink:

[InSovietRussia]

Prof. X - Brainiac
Beast - Animal Man
Shadowcat - Phantom Girl
Iceman - Mr. Freeze
Colossus - Metallo
Jean Grey - Wonder Woman
Wolverine - Ravager
Nightcrawler - Beast Boy
Cyclops - Dr. Light
Cable - Arsenal
Angel - Hawkman
:wink:

[Flick]

Cannonball - Rocket Butt

L-O-figgin'-L! Love it!

Iceman--Freezer Queen

[myspidernadsaretingling]

White queen - Herpy
Cyclops - douchebag
Wolverine - BuB
Nightcrawler - Fuzzytail
Storm - Ass fantastic
Jean Grey - Fire crotch
Jubilee- sugartits
Angel - Cupid
Beast - Einstein
Iceman - Blue Balls
Colossus - tin-man
Warlock - Wall-e
Psylocke - Bewbsy
Armor - megazord
Moonstar - Pocahantas
Phoenix - fuzor
Shadowcat - jailbait
Dust - ninjab
Anole - Boy George
Rockslide - Pebbles
Bishop - pwnzrs

[myspidernadsaretingling]

Bishop's new name - Elmur Fudd:biggrin:

[Justin K.]

- Siryn> Sonique: AoA codename for the win!
- M> Perfection: Only because I have another name idea in mind for Emma...
- Emma Frost> Diamondheart: Seems fitting, good use of a one time thing...

[Fatguy]

This thread is where jokes came to die in 2005. It does not deserve revival!

[HeroxMatt2.0]

From Juggernaut to "I'm Not A Mutant."

[jeansbff]

Jean Grey = Psywitch.

[BigBoss]

wolverine would be called CLAWS. beast would be kittym collusus is steel.

[OrangeCrux]

Cyclops - One Eyed Monster
Iceman - Coldcock
Beast (S.W.O.R.D. Version) - Shadowcat
Emma - Lady Macbeth
Cassandra Nova - Prom Night Dumpster Baby

[pryde15]

Apparition- Kitty Pryde
Medulla- Psylocke
Russian Ramrod- Colossus
Pancreatic Cancer- Jean Grey

[Seresecros]

"Psyginge"
"Beameyeshootman"
"The Blue Snarl"
"Sneezeter"
"Wingz!"

[Red Lotus]

Storm: Mighty Lesbian
Carter Ghazikhanian: the bastard
Wolverine: cold-hearted whore
Rogue: the ungrateful wretch
Iceman: the cold, cold homosexual
Cyclops: the whiny adulterer

This made me think of what Armor once said.
MS ROGUE’S NAME IS “SUCK.”

[jeansbff]

Instead of marvel girl rachel can be called mommys girl.

Negasonic teenage warhead can be called super mega dildo.

[Slant]

So basically this is just where we try to make fun of characters?

[Goshin]

Logan - The Badger
Daken - Ferrett
Banshee - Decibel
Storm - Tempest
Kitty - Thundercat
Dazzler - Strobe
Longshot- Gambit
Gambit - Longshot
Jubilee - Paff
Forge - Nuts
Bishop - Uncle Tom
Cable - Roadrunner
Sinister - Boy George
Apocalypse - DarkSeid 2.0
Cannonball - Bullet
Rahne - Rabies
Karma - Danger Dyke
Rictor - Quiver
Boom Boom - Pop
Shatterstar - Gladiator
Bling - #1 Stunna
Skin - Taffy
Blob - Pudding
Thumbelina - Dough


That's all I can think of for now

[Flick]

Logan - The Badger
Daken - Ferrett
Banshee - Decibel
Storm - Tempest
Kitty - Thundercat
Dazzler - Strobe
Longshot- Gambit
Gambit - Longshot
Jubilee - Paff
Forge - Nuts
Bishop - Uncle Tom
Cable - Roadrunner
Sinister - Boy George
Apocalypse - DarkSeid 2.0
Cannonball - Bullet
Rahne - Rabies
Karma - Danger Dyke
Rictor - Quiver
Boom Boom - Pop
Shatterstar - Gladiator
Bling - #1 Stunna
Skin - Taffy
Blob - Pudding
Thumbelina - Dough


That's all I can think of for now

I realize you are joking but a couple of those aren't bad lol.

[Justin K.]

So basically this is just where we try to make fun of characters?

I was being serious in my post...

[Meadowsopranospimp]

Cyclops - Boring Cunt
Colossus - Miserablist
Rogue - Wank Material
Storm - Femme Eunich
Magneto - Ruined
Longshot - Jack of Fables
Xavier - Weirdo

[HellFrost]

Cyclops - Boring Cunt

Uncalled for.


Xavier - Weirdo

yes.

[Brother Justin Crowe]

I'm gonna try doing this using only established superhero/villain names that have nothing to do with the X-Men. HOORAY.

Forge = Techno
Namor = Aquaman
Angel/Archangel = Hawk/Darkhawk (See what I did there?)
Longshot = Mister Terrific
Gambit = Bullseye
Phoenix = Firebird
Storm = Living Lightning
Colossus = Steel
Iceman = Ice
Thunderbird = Black Condor
Icarus = Blue Jay
Cannonball = Bulleteer
Sage = Oracle
Hepzibah = Catwoman
Apocalypse = Prometheus
Cable = Hourman
Jubilee = Power Girl
Bishop = Chronos

[Goshin]

Chamber - Fartmouth
Prodigy - Smartass
Emma Frost - Snowbunny
Bouncing Betty - Hooters
Rockslide - Thing Lite

[mattpsy2k]

Professor X - Mastermind
Cyclops - Captain Unibeam
Phoenix - Firebird
Iceman - Subzero
Archangel - Death Wings
Beast - The Animal

Havok - The Wrecker
Polaris - Magnetrix

Vulcan - Energy Lad
Petra - Geo Girl
Sway - Rewind
Darwin - Adapter

Storm - Weather Witch
Sunfire - Heatwave
Colossus - Mr. Steel
Banshee - Sonic
Nightcrawler - The Shade
Wolverine - Ripclaw
Thunderbird - The Apache
Shadowcat - Phantom Lady

Psylocke - Kunoichi
Longshot - Mr. Perfect
Rogue - Syphon
Dazzler - Lady Gaga
Gambit - Cajun Charmer
Bishop - Timecop
Cable - Terminator
Northstar - The Blurr
White Queen - Diamondheart
Forge - Mr. Gadget
Cannonball - The Jett
Marrow - Ms. Bones

Magneto - Magnus