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Mainline
04-10-2005, 01:22 PM
Superman: Returns plot previews are suggesting it, the way gorgeous girls keep throwing themselves at Clark on Smallville, it's hard to believe he won't, but I curious about current post-crisis continunity... did Superman ever have sex before getting married?

kingpin51
04-10-2005, 01:30 PM
superman tapped many a' ass in his time

Emerald Ghost
04-10-2005, 01:46 PM
I find this thread wierd. Does it matter if he choose to do it before marriage? It his choice. Let him have fun if he chooses.

And everyone...um...you know. It is human nature to touch ones self.

This thread is going to be very interesting, I can tell this now.

Forsaken_One
04-10-2005, 02:07 PM
And everyone...um...you know. It is human nature to touch ones self.

Ah, but Superman is not human!

The Batman
04-10-2005, 02:24 PM
well that's a really good question, whom superman gave his special gift too or if he has given away his special gift before marriage has been kept understandably vague.

i know in the Death of Superman novelization it was implyed that Superman had given his special gift to Lois before they were married, but if it was the first time he'd given his special gift wasn't clear.

Master Darque
04-10-2005, 02:34 PM
" Special Gift " ? What are we ....kindercare age , now ? I'm not trying to poke fun at ya .... that just SOUNDS funny when I read it aloud ...lol !

I'm sure across every aspect of the multiverses , every type of media , Clark has waited for Lois .

Me ? I'da got me some Lori Lemaris tail ......

Rik Levins
04-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Pre Crisis, Clark stayed a virgin until he lost his powers and married (in "Whatever Happened to the Man of Steel").

Which is just as well, if you've read Larry Niven's hilarious "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper".

Post Crisis, he got to knock boots with Amazing Grace on Apokolips. Of course, he had amnesia at the time, and didn't remember afterward. An excuse I've tried once or twice, but which my wife for some reason refuses to accept...

davids
04-10-2005, 04:34 PM
first was with lans when they were 19.
lois yes, when superman crawled out of the grave, he proved to lois he was the real mccoy by asking,'The first time was in june and it was raining that that day and..."

sikkbones
04-10-2005, 05:12 PM
first was with lans when they were 19.
lois yes, when superman crawled out of the grave, he proved to lois he was the real mccoy by asking,'The first time was in june and it was raining that that day and..."
that also could have implied his first kiss to her as well...

Master Darque
04-10-2005, 05:21 PM
first was with lans when they were 19.
Where did this premarital-coital info come from ?

Matches Malone
04-11-2005, 06:27 AM
Cat Grant (in addition to Lois).

Loren
04-11-2005, 09:06 AM
With regards to Pre-Crisis, I have two words: beef bourguignon.

Loren

Kojiro
04-11-2005, 10:42 PM
This is a very pointless topic. Who cares? He's Superman! Give Mr. Kent some privacy, damnit.

Mainline
04-12-2005, 07:42 AM
Are you kidding? We're privy to their secret identities, their darkest secrets, and- heck- even their very private thoughts (there must be some kind of wide-spread narration neurosis in the superhero community... I don't narrate my actions throughout the day in my head, do you?). It's not really all that a seedy question... just a simple, yes, no, or no comment. :P

PatrickG
04-12-2005, 02:42 PM
Writers have been implying it constantly.

In the 70s, it was implied Clark was doing it with Lois. (Which would likely be his first.)

Post-Crisis, it was implied that he did it with Big Barda, Amazing Grace, a French woman named Simone, Lois, Lana, Cat Grant and that he had in depth fantasies about Wonder Woman.

I think Lois is the only one it's ever been really spelled out with. All the other hints, as blatant as some were, could be taken as lies or exagerations or things that almost happened but didn't quite.

But since he and Lois talk about trying to have a baby, they share a bed and we've seen them bathing together, I don't think there's much room for doubt. (Unless you don't think it's possible for Superman to actually have intercourse... In which case, well, they're doing OTHER things. Let's stop right there.)

The Joker
04-13-2005, 05:59 AM
But since he and Lois talk about trying to have a baby, they share a bed and we've seen them bathing together, I don't think there's much room for doubt. (Unless you don't think it's possible for Superman to actually have intercourse... In which case, well, they're doing OTHER things. Let's stop right there.)

Maybe Supes voyeuristic tendencies that hasnt fully been explored yet? :D

sikkbones
04-13-2005, 06:08 AM
has it even been proven that kryptonians have penises?

wingsofdamnation
04-13-2005, 06:10 PM
to quote brodie from mallrats 'theres no way superman can bang normal chicks. if lois gets a tan the baby will kick threw her like a shotgun. the only way he can have sex with a normal chick is if he wears a kryptonite condom...but that would kill him'

Mainline
04-13-2005, 06:59 PM
http://www.redboots.net/comics/other_relationships.htm

Ontir
04-13-2005, 09:40 PM
I recall Clark and Cat Grant going away for a weekend, and Cat's not the kind of girl to spend a weekend in a hotel with a monk!

sirgod
04-14-2005, 10:08 AM
If this is about Superman Getting Screwed, Well over the years Plenty Of writers have done that to the Big Blue.

Stephen