Celebrity Roast

[Paul McEnery]

Down to the nitty gritty.

If you had the opportunity to eat a celebrity, which celebrity would it be, and what recipe would you use to prepare them?

Example:

Lips-on-a-stick: State fair style corn dogs, but with Julia Roberts's collagen lips.

Next!

[west3man]

Is this a joke? ... cuz that's just gross.

[Paul McEnery]

Is this a joke? ... cuz that's just gross.
No, no. It's absolutely serious.

I've got a friend who works as a butcher on Hollywood Boulevard, and when the stars tumble down, he's happy to grind them up and ...

No, you've got me, it's a joke. And a gross joke! And one I hope everyone with a terribly sick sense of humour would like to play along with.

C'mon. Somebody's got to have a recipe for Calista Flockhart!

[west3man]

No, no. It's absolutely serious.

I've got a friend who works as a butcher on Hollywood Boulevard, and when the stars tumble down, he's happy to grind them up and ...

No, you've got me, it's a joke. And a gross joke! And one I hope everyone with a terribly sick sense of humour would like to play along with.

C'mon. Somebody's got to have a recipe for Calista Flockhart!
I'm a lil confused, but nasty as this is, somebody may be able to make a funny from it so... I'll check back later.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Down to the nitty gritty.

If you had the opportunity to eat a celebrity, which celebrity would it be, and what recipe would you use to prepare them?

Example:

Lips-on-a-stick: State fair style corn dogs, but with Julia Roberts's collagen lips.

Next!

Somebodies been watching a bit too much The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but beyond that, it's the thread we've all be wating for.

Bellaluci Bolognese.
(I'd have gone for a rump or breast receipe but really, it'd take two weeks to work your way through those).

A Famke-Furter would go down nice.

[Adam Crocker]

C'mon. Somebody's got to have a recipe for Calista Flockhart!

*Camera cuts to a frustrated Adam feeding Flockhart into a grinder*

Not bloody likely...there's not even enough meat on her for my sammich let alone a full meal, though I'm sure I could full it out if I tossed in Britney Spears.

Personally I'm looking forward to my Pickled Gallagher Bros. Flambe. The key to it is the liver, which provides its own flambe fuel and tasty beer sauce.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

C'mon. Somebody's got to have a recipe for Calista Flockhart!

Spare Rib.

Is this a joke? ... cuz that's just gross.

Someone needs to get out more...

[Soulfinger]

I totally thought this thread was about something else........well you see in the UK there’s this new celebrity scandal of the moment in the papers mainly involving young stupidly rich footballers (soccer players) being accused of sexual assault after having Roasting sessions.

A Roast/Roasting being when a bunch of them take turns with the same girl. A few of the girls after most likely being kicked out the hotel room after being used then claimed rape.

But alas its actually about eating humans…… :eek:

[thehod]

A Roast/Roasting being when a bunch of them take turns with the same girl. A few of the girls after most likely being kicked out the hotel room after being used then claimed rape.

I was actually under the impression that the phrase came from the act of (and I'm trying to be as sensitive as I can here) when there is a gentlemen at either end, leading the the phrase "spit roast".

Then again, that may be just my warped and depraved mind.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Either way, y'know you want a Dick Burton Burger!

I was actually under the impression that the phrase came from the act of (and I'm trying to be as sensitive as I can here) when there is a gentlemen at either end, leading the the phrase "spit roast".

Then again, that may be just my warped and depraved mind.

That's what it always meant where I am from.

[Soulfinger]

That's what I associate the term spit roast with aswell, but the way the newspapers explained it here was that the players took turns. So maybe a spit roast is different from a roasting :confused:

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

That's what I associate the term spit roast with aswell, but the way the newspapers explained it here was that the players took turns. So maybe a spit roast is different from a roasting :confused:

the news paper was just to embarrassed to say "sloppy seconds".

That said, I really do think British papers make terms up so they can explain them and outrage housewives.

[thehod]

That said, I really do think British papers make terms up so they can explain them and outrage housewives.

That would be a great job!!!!

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

That would be a great job!!!!

Sean Hannity explains "fisting" between gentleman in his book.

[thehod]

I'd just pull loads of definitions from Roger Melly's Profanasourous (can't spell that last word)

[Paradox]

Paul McEnery uses too much artificial flavoring:

Lips-on-a-stick: State fair style corn dogs, but with Julia Roberts's collagen lips.

Paul, Paul, Paul...collagen is a gelatin made from bone and cartilage and other connective tissue. Hardly suitable for a meal (unless, possibly, you've clung to a liking of that disgusting British cuisine). Use Angelina Jolie...hers are nice and meaty. ;)