Cats are evil

[TCJohnson]

What the hell? 3 am here and I was finally getting to sleep. So what do my cats do? ONe of them figures out how to turn on the vaccume cleaner! I was doing some cleaning earlier and left it in the corner of my bedroom.

That was just evil, being woken up that way! I must destory my cats.

[Dee3]

Heh Heh sorry to laugh, but Cats have a way of doing that. Or knocking stuff down, and spraying which something my cat just loves.

[sk716]

Dogs are much better. They're even happy to see you.

[TCJohnson]

Yeah, they are evil like that.

And I go back to my bed just now and what do I find? ALl four of them are asleep on my bed, not leaving me any room to lie down.

Evil cats!

[the4thpip]

I must destory my cats.
They won't be able to tell stories anymore.
Poor kitties. http://sandbox.pixelpoems.com/dhtmlguide/img/hobbes.gif

[hellokittykat]

:D
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[Michael P]

Yeah, they are evil like that.

And I go back to my bed just now and what do I find? ALl four of them are asleep on my bed, not leaving me any room to lie down.

Evil cats!
That was their plan all along.

[Dreadstar]

Free cat to good home:

http://www.toptrucks.us/Photos_ShouldntBeFunny/free%20cat.jpg


(shamelessly cribbed from shellhead on the comm board.)

[muimi]

Dogs are much better. They're even happy to see you.

LOL how true! I love cats but I mused to my hubs-to-be that I don't think I could handle being rejected by a cat on a daily basis... until it wants attention. See, a human doesn't own cats: cats own their humans.

[anthony!]

I agree, cats are evil. Just look at them! You know they are ploting against you.

Dogs are just love. Pure love! Awe, I miss my dog...

[TCJohnson]

Dogs are much better. They're even happy to see you.

Actually, my cats are pretty affectionate. I got one cat that begs for attention every time I come home...although now I wonder if he is just trying to distract me.

[tymac]

I have one cat that's pure love, and another that's pure malice. They both love my girlfriend,though. I guess they are evil.

[hellokittykat]

What was really evil was that the cat had to make the effort to plug the vaccume in and then turn it on. ;)

[TCJohnson]

That was my fault for leaving the vacuum cleaner plugged in and just putting it in the corner near the plug instead of away. And it is one of those vacuum cleaners where the on button is a pedal on the base so all the cat would have to do is stand on it.

[Pixies Chick]

My cat can't work anything electronic.

The dog turns on the TV. He bumps his nose on the front until he hits the "on" button.

Cats are morally neutral. They're the Switzerland of animals. Never expect a cat to call for help.

[Cam63]

I tried to hate cats, but only succeeded in hating the musical.

[Pixies Chick]

Why does Cats suck but the Lion King is cool?

My cat has sonar. He walks around meowing loudly until he gets an answer, then he moves closer to the sound.

[Yoda]

My cat has sonar. He walks around meowing loudly until he gets an answer, then he moves closer to the sound.

My cat does this too. At 3am.

At 10pm every night, the little beast starts attacking your ankles. never fails. 10 rolls around, he does this flying twisting kung fu dive and wraps around your ankle and bites! Little beast.

[TCJohnson]

The cat I had growing up knew how to use an alarm clock. It was one of those radio ones with the buttons on top. My mom would feed the cat first thing every morning. The cat figured out if she stood on the alarm clock the right way it would go off sooner and wake up my mom, who was then suppose to feed her. My mome would tell me how she would wake up, look over at the alarm clock beneath my cats and the numbers would be zoooming by.

[Lunar Daydreamer]

I remember comedian Eddie Izzard saying as such...that when you think cats are purring away behind your sofa, the're not...the're drilling...puurrr purrr purrr...a vast network of tunnels for when the overthrow the human race!

[PatrickG]

Why does Cats suck but the Lion King is cool?


One word: Hamlet.

My personal obsession MAY be factoring in here but I believe that Hamlet is just this amazing pinnacle of drama that has fundamentally shaped every discipline of human thought. Even people who don't see it or read it are in its cognitive grip.

Oh. And ANYTHING goes better with Hamlet.

Which includes Disney's corporatized McBroadway. Even the evil mouse can't keep down something that resonates on such a similar frequency to Hamlet.

[Cam63]

Why does Cats suck but the Lion King is cool?

I'm no great fan of The Lion King either, but I'd prefer to see it 100 times to seeing Cats the one time.

It's just my personal preferance.