Ridiculous, unnecessarily long phrases [Archive]

DABishop

03-31-2005, 09:58 AM

G_Man

03-31-2005, 03:52 PM

What are the most inane, nonsensical, overblown, wordy catchphrases or battle cries ever uttered by any character? For example, any move/technique/style that Kenshin yells out which takes approxamately 10 minutes longer to say than the actual move itself.

To be fair his only really long-winded tech is the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki. Unfortunately, it's also his ultimate tech so it get's used alot and during the anime fight with Shishio they kept saying it's name so often I almost hurled a brick through my TV (and I LOVE Rurouni Kenshin).

Jack

03-31-2005, 03:55 PM

Anything that Mojo Jojo says, ever?

Cleric of Hell's Brigade

03-31-2005, 03:58 PM

Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!!!!! :D

MKTerra

03-31-2005, 04:05 PM

Anything that Mojo Jojo says, ever?Good choice! Now we need an example... :)

I Must Break U

03-31-2005, 04:12 PM

Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!!!!! :D

thank you for putting that, i was gonna but i couldn't spell it. Oh yeah and while we are talking about that, that word is in the dictionary, it's the name of a hawaiian king, or something like that.

Gaz

03-31-2005, 04:16 PM

Ka-me-ha-me-ha!!!!!! :D
That's short, but takes an episode to say every time... :confused:

RK_Striker_JK_5

03-31-2005, 04:17 PM

Any, any Sailor Moon speech. I love the show and watch it often, but the speeches...argh!!

Just kill the youma/cardian/droid/phage/lemure and go make a fool of yourself in the Game Center already!

Crinos

03-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Any, any Sailor Moon speech. I love the show and watch it often, but the speeches...argh!!

Just kill the youma/cardian/droid/phage/lemure and go make a fool of yourself in the Game Center already!

well heck, the fights only last about five minutes per episode anyways, takes work to stretch them out.

The rest of the episode consists with Serena and company interacting with the hapless bystander of the day and fighting with one another, so anything they can do to stretch out the monster battles is a good thing.

Cleric of Hell's Brigade

03-31-2005, 04:20 PM

thank you for putting that, i was gonna but i couldn't spell it. Oh yeah and while we are talking about that, that word is in the dictionary, it's the name of a hawaiian king, or something like that.

Yep! Toriyama's wife suggested it to him and he thought it was perfect,so there you go! :)

Here's another one,

Special Beam Cannon!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!! :D

Celisasu

03-31-2005, 04:44 PM

Supercalifragiliousisexbealidocious or however the heck it's spelled in Mary Poppins. ;)

Radical

03-31-2005, 05:24 PM

Remember the Toxic Crusaders' (original) battle cry? "I hope I don't get hurt!"

Grazzt

03-31-2005, 05:27 PM

Ryu's spinning kick. Tatsu maki shi pu kyaku. Or whatever.

Crinos

03-31-2005, 05:29 PM

Ryu's spinning kick. Tatsu maki shi pu kyaku. Or whatever.

dont try to spell or pronounce it. You'll only go mad trying.

I think Ryu named it after one of those Lovecraftian monsters whose name you need six or seven toungs to pronounce correctly.

BitVyper

03-31-2005, 06:14 PM

I've been trying to get that one down by ear for almost a decade now.

Ren

03-31-2005, 06:18 PM

dont try to spell or pronounce it. You'll only go mad trying.

I think Ryu named it after one of those Lovecraftian monsters whose name you need six or seven toungs to pronounce correctly.

Tatsu maki shen pu kyaku

thank you for putting that, i was gonna but i couldn't spell it. Oh yeah and while we are talking about that, that word is in the dictionary, it's the name of a hawaiian king, or something like that

Coincidence. Translated from the Japanese, it means "Turtle School Blast".

MegaRaptor Scribe

03-31-2005, 06:38 PM

"ULTIMATE WAR BLADE KING DRAGON SWORD!"
- Alphamon, Digimon X-Evolution

Sanagi

03-31-2005, 11:24 PM

To be fair his only really long-winded tech is the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki. Unfortunately, it's also his ultimate tech so it get's used alot and during the anime fight with Shishio they kept saying it's name so often I almost hurled a brick through my TV (and I LOVE Rurouni Kenshin).
Later on he fights an opponent who also knows the technique. So you get phrases like(I'm not quoting, but stuff along these lines) :

"Gasp! The amakakeru ryu no hirameki was blocked by another amakakeru ryu no hirameki!"

Sanagi

03-31-2005, 11:27 PM

Tatsu maki shen pu kyaku
But what he actually says is more like "Tatshmpshkyaka" which sounds like a cousin of Mxyzptlk.

nanteen

04-01-2005, 04:38 AM

GL:
"By darkest night....blah blah blah...

Lion'o : Thunder....Thunder....Thunder....Thundercats HHHHOOOOOOO

G_Man

04-01-2005, 04:44 AM

"ULTIMATE WAR BLADE KING DRAGON SWORD!"
- Alphamon, Digimon X-Evolution

What the hell is this? A fanfic?

Gaz

04-01-2005, 06:20 AM

GL:
"By darkest night....blah blah blah...

When Phil Lamarr does it,it rocks though!

lonewolf23k

04-01-2005, 06:21 AM

What the hell is this? A fanfic?

No, it's from a CGI movie made by the company that produced Digimon.

Infinity Chameleon

04-01-2005, 06:22 AM

Ryu's spinning kick. Tatsu maki shi pu kyaku. Or whatever.

Tatsumaki senpuu kyaku.

Translates as "Hurricane spinning kick", I believe. Or something close.

G_Man

04-01-2005, 08:05 AM

No, it's from a CGI movie made by the company that produced Digimon.
So it's one of the movies for season 4 or something new completely? I saw all of the original movies for the first three seasons.

Andross

04-01-2005, 08:16 AM

Oh you mean Ryu's Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku ;)

Damn Infinity Chameleon beat to the punch. Well since that one got taken I will just go with Akuma's Tatsumaki Zankuu Kyaku.

MegaRaptor Scribe

04-01-2005, 08:50 AM

So it's one of the movies for season 4 or something new completely? I saw all of the original movies for the first three seasons.

Digimon X Evolution was released in January 2005. It was a made for TV movie that tells its own story and is unconnected to season 4 or any of the other ones.

The MunchKING

04-01-2005, 08:54 AM

You'll go no further!! For her sake I WILL NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!

OverMaster

04-01-2005, 09:33 AM

Good choice! Now we need an example... :)

"That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me".

BrendanK

04-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Anything that Mojo Jojo says, ever?
I'll take that, and Raise you an Excell Rant.

The MunchKING

04-01-2005, 11:24 AM

"That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me".
Bah I prefered,

I am NOT bubbles, I am Mojo Jojo!! If you were to adress me by the name "Moooojo JOJO" That would be correct, for my name IS MooooJo JOJO! And further more it is not WE who will rule the world it is I!! I Being MOOOOJOJOJO who is NOT Bubbles shall rule this world alone! Which is to say with out anyone else shall I Rule this world!! And when this world is ruled by only one person, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be ruling the word shall be ME!! MOJO JOJO!!

GoGo Yubari

04-01-2005, 11:45 AM

Bah I prefered,

I am NOT bubbles, I am Mojo Jojo!! If you were to adress me by the name "Moooojo JOJO" That would be correct, for my name IS MooooJo JOJO! And further more it is not WE who will rule the world it is I!! I Being MOOOOJOJOJO who is NOT Bubbles shall rule this world alone! Which is to say with out anyone else shall I Rule this world!! And when this world is ruled by only one person, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be ruling the word shall be ME!! MOJO JOJO!!

Well, to be fair, that wasn't Mojo who actually said it but rather Bubbles. Then again, it was so drawn-out and irritating that it actually made MOJO JOJO of all people say "Oh, SHUT UP!"

That episode was so great.

G_Man

04-01-2005, 03:21 PM

Digimon X Evolution was released in January 2005. It was a made for TV movie that tells its own story and is unconnected to season 4 or any of the other ones.

Cool. Is it any good?

MegaRaptor Scribe

04-01-2005, 04:03 PM

Cool. Is it any good?

It's awesome.

hitokiri_

04-01-2005, 04:07 PM

stupid dragon ball characters who's about to launch a killing attack to the enemy, yet they speak some senseless drama about how long have they waited to fight each other, or you hurt to many innocent people, etc., it took them about one whole episode to finish those quotes.

lonewolf23k

04-01-2005, 04:46 PM

MegaRaptor Scribe

04-01-2005, 04:48 PM

Beyblade's phrases aren't long winded.

Just unneccessary. >_>

seriously. Play a drinking game where you drink if someone says the name of their bit beast, "ATTACK!" or screams for five seconds.

I guarantee you'll succumb to alchohol poisoning from ANY episode.

Genma:TheDestroyer

04-01-2005, 06:02 PM

The contents of your usual Yu-Gi-Oh and/or Beyblade episodes...

Christ, especially Yu-Gi-Oh... Those damn cardfights would be over in ten minutes if they didn't spend all that time yakking about what those cards did...

"OH MY GOD!!! YUGI IS USING THE ULTRA SECRET SPECIAL ATTACK THAT ONLY PUMPKIN KING CAN SET UP!! IN TWO MOVES HE'LL UTTERLY CRUSH HIS OPPONENT!!"

*Villain hears, blinks, then looks at the board*

"I'll be damned, he was setting me up for that. Well, too late."

*Villain does something that practically annihilates the whole strategy. Yugi looks over at Joey*

"Y'know, of course, that I'm going to slaughter you and the rest of the audience after this is over. Just wanted to warn you."

Atomic Horror

04-01-2005, 07:48 PM

Salvester2

04-01-2005, 07:58 PM

The Team Rocket intro thingy...

Genma:TheDestroyer

04-01-2005, 08:01 PM

"I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the dripping faucet that wakes you at 2 AM. I am..DARKWING DUCK!"
IIRC, there were several instances where DW got knocked silly before he could complete one of his intros...

Heck, there were times when he'd get stomped several times just trying to finish.

I remember one where someone smacked him, he'd get a little further, another would stomp on him, he'd go a little further...

It got to the point where they actually let him finish, because they were impressed he was still talking.

The Dog

04-01-2005, 08:03 PM

It's been said, but he didn't tell it in full.

Green Lantern Oath:
In the brightest Day.
In the darkest Night.
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship,
Evil's Might.
Beware my Power,
Green Lantern's Light!

A master of this is of course HHH. Every time he talks it lasts a good 10 minutes.

SiliconDream

04-01-2005, 08:03 PM

I've mentioned this scene from DC1M before, but Batman 1 Million says this as he simultaneously kicks and mindzaps current Bats:

"You see you have to go and this is a martial arts move developed by a telepathic octopus species inhabiting the infoceans of Durla; the attack's telepathic as well as physical, and by the time you realize this sentence seems way too long and that Huntress was right..."

...and now Bats hits a pillar behind him...

"...it'll all be over."

Batman is now unconscious on the floor.

G_Man

04-02-2005, 10:32 AM

"OH MY GOD!!! YUGI IS USING THE ULTRA SECRET SPECIAL ATTACK THAT ONLY PUMPKIN KING CAN SET UP!! IN TWO MOVES HE'LL UTTERLY CRUSH HIS OPPONENT!!"

*Villain hears, blinks, then looks at the board*

"I'll be damned, he was setting me up for that. Well, too late."

*Villain does something that practically annihilates the whole strategy. Yugi looks over at Joey*

"Y'know, of course, that I'm going to slaughter you and the rest of the audience after this is over. Just wanted to warn you."

As unbelievably funny as this was, to be fair to Jounouchi, he and the others rarely figure out Yugi's strategy for themselves until after he's made his move. However, in the time he wastes explaining it, his opponent could concieveably think up a counter with a quick play magic card he might have in hand.

If I was a baddie on that show, I'd just bunch of cards that are strong but obscure and I wouldn't explain what a single one of my cards does. If he don't know, that's his 'effing problem. At that point, I slam "Countdown" (a real life card that, IIRC, wins you the game if you can keep it on the field for 12 turns) on the board and stall his ass for the twelve turns needed to win the game (they are notoriously lacking in anti-trap/anti-magic cards on that show).

Dercrit

04-10-2009, 05:27 AM

When I first started watching Naruto in Japanese there was some dude with a huge sword(Cloud-like size) and he was about to do an ultra cool sexy badass finish move of doom with topping. He jumps back and stands on the water like he's just that awesome and starts saying words in japanese that are the different animals they use to represent seals(hand signs). So he says like 20-40 of them and it takes like a minute or two. Rat, monkey, ram, horse, monkey, chicken, fish, donkey, girbil, mouse, chimp, llama, bear, emu, goat, kitten, duck, snake, raccoon, bird, weasel. They aren't those animals I mentioned, but it's even longer than that list. Quite a bit longer. And the main characters are just standing there like.....whoa....I know exactly what animals he means...wow. They could have walked to McDonalds and ordered something instead of waiting on him to finish his chanting.

Ant Crown

04-10-2009, 06:51 AM

Kamen Rider: Stronger did it long before they were even thought of...Of course all of his was WIN.

RubberLotus

04-10-2009, 08:34 AM

If I was a baddie on that show, I'd just bunch of cards that are strong but obscure and I wouldn't explain what a single one of my cards does. If he don't know, that's his 'effing problem. At that point, I slam "Countdown" (a real life card that, IIRC, wins you the game if you can keep it on the field for 12 turns) on the board and stall his ass for the twelve turns needed to win the game (they are notoriously lacking in anti-trap/anti-magic cards on that show).

I don't know if this applies to the show's game, but in real life, you can ASK your opponent to show their card's text to you. Such a request must be followed.

Mike Smith

04-10-2009, 08:39 AM

But what he actually says is more like "Tatshmpshkyaka" which sounds like a cousin of Mxyzptlk.

I've always heard Ryu's kick as 'tai-tai-tai-ta-lie-tike' on SFII.

vycesyn

04-10-2009, 09:53 AM

Supercalifragiliousisexbealidocious or however the heck it's spelled in Mary Poppins. ;)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious....yeah it took a long time to learn how to actually spell it but it was a word in a spelling bee that i was in school..have to sound it out to spell it and it such a nonsensical word that no one else dared to try it. I missed one letter during the bee...

Boukinator

04-10-2009, 10:49 AM

This hand of mine is burning red!

Its awesome power is telling me to defeat you!

HERE I GOOOOOOO

SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!

The Arbiter

04-10-2009, 11:17 AM

This hand of mine is burning red!

Its awesome power is telling me to defeat you!

HERE I GOOOOOOO

SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!

ERUPTING BURNING GOD LOVE FINGER!!!!:tongue:

I did not like that show at ALL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEaFQT3UdTA&feature=related