Members of the Alliance of Evil unite!

[Mangaman]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050326/ap_on_re_eu/bobby_fischer_18

Bobby Fischer says England, USA, Japan, and Australia are the "Alliance of Evil" so if you are from one of these four countries, you should get together and discuss your evil plans.

Right I'm gonna watch a movie, an EVIL movie :evilsmile

[howyadoin]

Bobby Fischer says England, USA, Japan, and Australia are the "Alliance of Evil" so if you are from one of these four countries, you should get together and discuss your evil plans.Shit, I'm Canadian. Is there no place for me?

[Mangaman]

Shit, I'm Canadian. Is there no place for me?

Canadians are good apparently, or part of a different evil group.

[Core]

Right I'm gonna watch a movie, an EVIL movie :evilsmile

I think I'll open up a petting zoo. An EVIL petting zoo.

[howyadoin]

Canadians are good apparently, or part of a different evil group.Curses. Foiled again.

What if I'm polite, but in a really evil way?

[Brad Curran]

Curses. Foiled again.

What if I'm polite, but in a really evil way?

That would flag up your Canadian-ness. If you're trying to disguise it, then you probably ought to just go with evil. And not end all of your sentences in eh. Also, don't tell people you live in a log cabin, because as well know from Larry Hama's Wolverine, that's where you guys live.

[Alex]

Allaince of Evil is so much better then the axis of evil, we have 4 members!
TO RULE THEM ALL!

[discostu]

Canada is pro weed, so it's only a matter of time before they get on the Axis of Evil list.

[Alex]

Canada is pro weed, so it's only a matter of time before they get on the Axis of Evil list.
So's the president, woo!

[Paradox]

discostu goes the wrong way:

Canada is pro weed, so it's only a matter of time before they get on the Axis of Evil list.

Nah, you have to get off the couch and turn off the TV (or in howy's case, put down the beer and drawing board) to work up an effort to be evil. ;)

[howyadoin]

Nah, you have to get off the couch and turn off the TV (or in howy's case, put down the beer and drawing board) to work up an effort to be evil.Hey, I'll be evil.

When I can spare the time.

[kmeyers]

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't want to see her face
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am

As I watched my mother die, I lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread
Taking no chances, you come with me
I'll split you to the bone, help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see 'em, make 'em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am, ooh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before ya, smells so sweet

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

I'll make my residence, I'll watch your fire
You can come with me, sweet desire
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Solo!

My soul is longing for, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sweep myself
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? Yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Am I evil? Yes, I fucking am
Am I evil? I am man, yeah

[Brad Curran]

Hey, I'll be evil.

When I can spare the time.

So, if God created alcohol to keep the Irish from taking over the world, does that mean he also created weed to keep Canada from doing the same?

[Alex]

I actually read the article, and the quote was
" "The United States is evil. There's this axis of evil. What about the allies of evil — the United States, England, Japan, Australia? These are the evildoers," Fischer said."
Allies, canada is an ally, therefor, canada is evil.

[howyadoin]

So, if God created alcohol to keep the Irish from taking over the world, does that mean he also created weed to keep Canada from doing the same?The problem isn't the weed; it's the damn cookies.

[Brad Curran]

The problem isn't the weed; it's the damn cookies.

They always get you with the impulse items.

[Fabian]

So Howy and I are evil by association?

[Alex]

So Howy and I are evil by association?
Sorry dude.
However, you are an american, we claim you.

[Fabian]

Sorry dude.
However, you are an american, we claim you.
I'm not American. . .yet. Soon I will go from dirty to evil

[Alex]

I'm not American. . .yet. Soon I will go from dirty to evil
Mexico already is inherintly evil, ignoring american involvement.

[Wesley Dodds]

The koalas of the Australians and the teeth of the British and the sushi of the Japanese and the SUVs of the Americans!

[Alex]

The koalas of the Australians and the teeth of the British and the sushi of the Japanese and the SUVs of the Americans!
...
Aren't the SUV's japanese too?

[Matt]

Well, duh.

Of course we're evil. We inflicted Paul Hogan on the world for crying out loud!

[Paul Newell]

And Yahoo Serious.

[Donald M.]

England has evil dental hygiene, Japan has evil porn . . . evil cartoon porn, where it's okay show genital mutilation and tentacle rape, but not pubic hair, and Austrailia has Steve Irwin and Vegemite.

But what's so evil about the USA though? USA is God's country!

In Chess the Queen is the most powerful piece. Tells you all you need to know about Bobby Fischer.

[cable guy]

We want to take over the world, and enforce our culture.

Beer, Babes, Football, MTV with evil music and hidden messages, evil video games that make kids kill.

We are EVIL.

[JeffreyWKramer]

Shit, I'm Canadian. Is there no place for me?

In the best tradition of South Park, if any of our evil plans go awry, we can Blame Canada.

So, I guess your place is "patsy." Sorry, man.

[Punchy]

is this the same mangaman that used to come to the old CBR chat room?

[Mangaman]

is this the same mangaman that used to come to the old CBR chat room?

Of course, I still live

[Punchy]

Of course, I still live


Nice!

Good to see you around mm.

[Alex]

Of course, I still live
You should come by more, i miss you!

[Mangaman]

Ahhhhhhhh

Punch, Al, you've warmed this old Mangaman's heart :o

[Grazzt]

Actually, Canada is secretly an evil dictatorship. See? (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05162004.shtml) :D

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

We want to take over the world, and enforce our culture.

Beer, Babes, Football, MTV with evil music and hidden messages, evil video games that make kids kill.

We are EVIL.

It's that disgrace you call beer that makes you evil.

[Punchy]

Ahhhhhhhh

Punch, Al, you've warmed this old Mangaman's heart :o

Alex is Watchman if you didn't know. Just so you remember who the assholes were.

HA!

[Alex]

Alex is Watchman if you didn't know. Just so you remember who the assholes were.

HA!
I was never an asshole!
Manga man stuck around to chat 2.0, with blond, and ...him, and me.

[Punchy]

I was never an asshole!
Manga man stuck around to chat 2.0, with blond, and ...him, and me.


Riiiiight ... forgot about that one.

We need to get Blond back here.

[Alex]

Riiiiight ... forgot about that one.

We need to get Blond back here.
Never happen, ive tried.
I thought i could convince him after Rick got banned, but nope.

[howyadoin]

In the best tradition of South Park, if any of our evil plans go awry, we can Blame Canada.

So, I guess your place is "patsy." Sorry, man.Wow, that's embarassing. Canada is the Paste-Pot Pete of countries?