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FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-25-2005, 07:05 PM
Official: rise in scrotal warming can lead to climax change
By Julie Robotham, Medical Editor
March 26 2005


Throw away the jocks, boys, it's official: wearing tight underpants can send scrotal temperatures soaring, by almost one full degree Celsius, with potentially disastrous effects on fertility.

However, men who already prefer to dangle in the breeze can't breathe a sigh of relief just yet: if you sit still for long periods, the extra heat you retain is nearly three times the equivalent of wearing supportive briefs. If you do both, you may be practically cooking.

In the first rigorously controlled experiment into the topic, German scientists distributed 100 pairs of Wal-Mart undies (the Basic brand for the jockeys and Mangoon for the shorts) to 50 healthy men aged between 18 and 45.

They then supervised an afternoon of carefully controlled activity in which the men spent an hour and a half in each style of nether-wear, topped by normal clothing. During each undie rotation, the volunteers had to walk for 45 minutes on a treadmill and then spend the same amount of time sitting immobile, with their legs bound to prevent cheating.

Every subtle temperature fluctuation was picked up by a pair of heat sensors taped to each side of the scrotum and attached to a portable data recorder.

"For all types of genital clothing, during walking scrotal temperatures were 1.5 to 2.2 degrees [Celsius] lower than during sitting," the lead researcher, Andreas Jung, said. The difference was smallest when the men were wearing jockeys, because less restrictive garments, or none at all, seemed to dissipate heat more readily.

The team could offer no explanation for a more puzzling finding: the left side of the scrotum was consistently warmer than the right. "A verification in future studies is necessary," Dr Jung said.

A Melbourne-based fertility, expert, David de Kretser, said: "It is well recognised that heat is deleterious to sperm production. That is why the testicles are where they are."

For normally fertile men, hotter genitals would have little effect on fertility, Professor de Kretser said.

However, "at the borderline, or where the sperm count is frankly low, this starts to become important. Simple methods like this can make a difference," he said.


Well, someones looking out to save our balls.
And they said the doomsayers were nuts.

We were all warned.

(and thats possibly the best headline I've ever read.)

Solaris
03-25-2005, 08:10 PM
Okedokey, here's your reply! ;)

I remember Vonda McIntyre talking about, in one of her futuristic Earth novels (Dreamsnake) people having learned body control to the point of doing birth control with it... and the men's part was to keep the heat in their scrotum up, so that they didn't produce sperm.

Gee... looks like she was right. :eek:

FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-25-2005, 08:29 PM
Okedokey, here's your reply! ;)

I remember Vonda McIntyre talking about, in one of her futuristic Earth novels (Dreamsnake) people having learned body control to the point of doing birth control with it... and the men's part was to keep the heat in their scrotum up, so that they didn't produce sperm.

Gee... looks like she was right. :eek:

So we should all wear short shorts to do our bit for the earth?

howyadoin
03-25-2005, 09:47 PM
So we should all wear short shorts to do our bit for the earth?Well, being fertile is hardly a concern of mine. I don't ever wanna have kids.

Paradox
03-25-2005, 11:27 PM
Wow, funky...this is, like, REALLY old news. Like, '70s old news.

Didn't everyone already know?

Brad Curran
03-26-2005, 12:53 AM
Wow, funky...this is, like, REALLY old news. Like, '70s old news.

Didn't everyone already know?

People were born after the '70's. That's why it's good that they bring it up again. New generations need to know. And they don't even talk about this stuff on the streets. That's where I went for all my sex-related learning.

howyadoin
03-26-2005, 12:55 AM
People were born after the '70's. That's why it's good that they bring it up again. New generations need to know. And they don't even talk about this stuff on the streets. That's where I went for all my sex-related learning.You crazy kids with your Coca-Cola and your MTV. You don't know about it 'cause you're running wild all day and night with no drawers on!

Tages
03-26-2005, 03:17 AM
I have been personally informed by my father that, assuming I take after him, I'm super-duper fertile. "Your sperm count is through the roof."

I wasn't sure how to take that.

Brian R
03-26-2005, 03:56 AM
I have been personally informed by my father that, assuming I take after him, I'm super-duper fertile. "Your sperm count is through the roof."

I wasn't sure how to take that.

Im not sure about you, but the second my dad utters the words "sperm count" I am outta there. :D

Karl J. Barnes
03-26-2005, 04:01 AM
I have been personally informed by my father that, assuming I take after him, I'm super-duper fertile. "Your sperm count is through the roof."

I wasn't sure how to take that.


Maybe he is hinting that he wants some grand kids, like NOW. Or maybe he's just bragging...

OzBat!
03-26-2005, 04:36 AM
I have been personally informed by my father that, assuming I take after him, I'm super-duper fertile. "Your sperm count is through the roof."

I wasn't sure how to take that.Come back when your wife's doctor informs you that she's only got one ovary, and the medical cocktail she's taking for other problems reduces fertility to near zero, and we STILL have both our kids on the first attempt!

Super swimmers, bay-bee! I'd have to wear cast iron cookwear before temperature raising became an adequate method of birth control!

cable guy
03-26-2005, 05:42 AM
I have been personally informed by my father that, assuming I take after him, I'm super-duper fertile. "Your sperm count is through the roof."

I wasn't sure how to take that.

I hear you.

My nick name is Super Sperm.

cable guy
03-26-2005, 05:47 AM
we STILL have both our kids on the first attempt!



That was my wife and I on our last two.

The first child was a pretty much, the same thing too.

OzBat!
03-26-2005, 05:47 AM
I hear you.

My nick name is Super Sperm.yeah yeah, sure sure. All talk; lets see some runs on the board!

EDIT: And then you do! Way to shoot down the quippy one liners!

congrats on the kids, btw...

All these whippersnappers and single guys boasting about their productivity with nuthin' ta show for it is pretty damn lame though!

venuscameback
03-26-2005, 07:20 AM
y'know, on first and second readings of the title of this thread i thought it said "climate change" not "climax change" and passed over it, thinking it sounded too dull for the amount of free time i had ... plus i couldn't see any immediate connection between scrotum temperature and the greenhouse effect, but ya never know ...

dlw

venuscameback
03-26-2005, 07:25 AM
yeah yeah, sure sure. All talk; lets see some runs on the board!

EDIT: And then you do! Way to shoot down the quippy one liners!



which sounds like you mean a completely different thing, sending me in a tizzy looking for the cumshots :eek:

so i now know you didn't mean you wanted to see that kind of "runs on the board" ... and if this sounds like an obtuse connection, then you didn't see the state of my plush headboard during my teenage years ...

hmm. should i file that under "too much information"?


dlw

FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-26-2005, 01:35 PM
All these whippersnappers and single guys boasting about their productivity with nuthin' ta show for it is pretty damn lame though!

Bah, I may trap my boys in the condom, but then I have to beat them to death with a baseball bat to stop them from impregnating the woman.

Even then some survive and I have to pay them off.

OzBat!
03-26-2005, 08:41 PM
but then I have to beat them to deafI hate to tell you this, but "safe sex" doesn't mean going "LALALAAAAAH!" with your fingers in your ears!

Karl J. Barnes
03-27-2005, 07:30 AM
I hate to tell you this, but "safe sex" doesn't mean going "LALALAAAAAH!" with your fingers in your ears!


Really?? It works when I don't want to hear about things.... I guess that next you are going to say that not stepping cracks won't save your mother's back, too!

mgs
03-27-2005, 12:12 PM
oddly, and men should know this, when we climax, our balls actually rise closer to our bodies than when we are not about to cum. maybe if we are nekkid and chilly-like, they need a heat jump start to make it through the rigors of fertilization.

edit: the sperm that is.