View Full Version : george bush: Green latern?
sikkbones
03-25-2005, 06:29 PM
what would our lovable president do with a power ring?
or any kind of superpowers...
other than his own mutant power.. super stupidity...
Xombie
03-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Oh crap, now no where in the world is safe! *Puts on a yellow rain coat and hopes for the best*
He would start anti anti bush threads on message boards across the internet.
Metal-Demon
03-25-2005, 06:51 PM
Canada would be safe ... simply because he has no idea where our country is.
Sanagi
03-25-2005, 06:53 PM
He'd be able to create a missile defense shield that actually does what it says it does.
He'd be able to create a missile defense shield that actually does what it says it does.
If he had the green lantern ring, wouldn't we have even less of a need for one?
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If he had a green lantern ring, why would anyone have missles?
meethraa
03-25-2005, 06:57 PM
If he had the green lantern ring, wouldn't we have even less of a need for one?
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If he had a green lantern ring, why would anyone have missles?
Any country that wanted sovereignty would need a shitload of them.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-25-2005, 06:58 PM
Any country that wanted sovereignty would need a shitload of them.
Bugger Missiles, yellow rocks will do the trick.
meethraa
03-25-2005, 07:00 PM
Bugger Missiles, yellow rocks will do the trick.
Or yellow pretzels.
Sanagi
03-25-2005, 07:00 PM
If he had the green lantern ring, wouldn't we have even less of a need for one?
That was my point, he could create the shield himself. And it would literally be a shield, as opposed to something completely unlike a shield in almost every way("does what it says it does").
If he had a green lantern ring, why would anyone have missles?
It would take a long while even for a GL to sniff out all the missiles in the world, and that'd cut into Bush's vacation time.
It would take a long while even for a GL to sniff out all the missiles in the world, and that'd cut into Bush's vacation time.
The ring is all powerful, theoriticly, he could have someone place the locations of the missles in front of him, and make....ring...monkeys, or something, to go get them all at once. Or yknow, blow up north korea.
Or, the smarter thing, give it to me.
I voted for him, im cuter, and i could totaly use it to become rich and famous.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-25-2005, 07:07 PM
I reckon he'd get back on the coke.
Who's gonna stop him?
And then he'd cancel all elections.
Who needs em?
And then he'd marry Jeb.
Fenris
03-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Really really big jar, the tears would flow like water.
The sweet, pain filled water that comes from the realization that all of your ideological views will be turned to green dust.
Wasn't there an old issue of GL where Alan Scott decided to absolutely eliminate evil from the world? And depopulated it as a result, since everyone has some evil in them?
(I'm going off of a vague memory of someone else's summary, so this may be way off. But I think that's what happened.)
It'd be interesting if Bush decided to get rid of liberalism.
FunkyGreenJerusalem
03-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Wasn't there an old issue of GL where Alan Scott decided to absolutely eliminate evil from the world? And depopulated it as a result, since everyone has some evil in them?
(I'm going off of a vague memory of someone else's summary, so this may be way off. But I think that's what happened.)
It'd be interesting if Bush decided to get rid of liberalism.
He'd ger rid of everything.
Except for coke and bowl and key parties.
Wasn't there an old issue of GL where Alan Scott decided to absolutely eliminate evil from the world? And depopulated it as a result, since everyone has some evil in them?
(I'm going off of a vague memory of someone else's summary, so this may be way off. But I think that's what happened.)
It'd be interesting if Bush decided to get rid of liberalism.
I'd be gone, cheney would be gone as he's had quite a few liberal coments in the past. Bush would probably be gone himself.
Who judges the definition? The user or the guardians?
All we'd have left is falwell.
He'd ger rid of everything.
Except for coke and bowl and key parties.
Yknow, the guy was an admitted alcholic, you could use that since no one ever proved he did coke, let alone was addicted to it.
Baron Banter
04-01-2005, 06:22 PM
Wasn't there an old issue of GL where Alan Scott decided to absolutely eliminate evil from the world? And depopulated it as a result, since everyone has some evil in them?
(I'm going off of a vague memory of someone else's summary, so this may be way off. But I think that's what happened.)
It'd be interesting if Bush decided to get rid of liberalism.
I think there was a Spectre story like that too. I vaguely remember something with Alan Scott too.
StoneGold
04-01-2005, 08:42 PM
One thing for sure, he couldn't be a Corps Lantern.
Honest and Fearless.
Daniel Lewis
04-01-2005, 10:33 PM
Assuming that he couldn't hold the presidency and the GL role at the same time...
He'd save the world dozens of times over, but all those people who hate Bush "just becuz" would still hate him.
He'd save the world dozens of times over, but all those people who hate Bush "just becuz" would still hate him.
"Damn Nazi! Look at him using his green power ring! Green! Like the color of the money he is getting for his oil buddies!"
Latuff's cartoons would be much more energetic, and the offical protest color would be yellow.
Rachel Grey
04-01-2005, 11:24 PM
America really would be like the Days of Future Past.
America really would be like the Days of Future Past.
He'd...build...robots to hunt down and kill all the mutants?
Rachel Grey
04-01-2005, 11:28 PM
He'd...build...robots to hunt down and kill all the mutants?
All the good people in the world would either be dead or in concentration camps.
All the good people in the world would either be dead or in concentration camps.
Oh right, i forgot people love being over the top for a second.
Wesley Dodds
04-02-2005, 12:12 AM
All the good people in the world would either be dead or in concentration camps.
Hah! I'm going to post that on my Blog.
Bush wouldn't be able to use a green lantern ring because he doesn't have enough willpower. Did you see him during the debates? He lost all three because he couldn't control himself. Remember when Hal Jordan was on drugs? It would be like that.
All the good people in the world would either be dead or in concentration camps.
Hah! I'm going to post that on my Blog.
Bush wouldn't be able to use a green lantern ring because he doesn't have enough willpower.
I dunno, he didn't punch kerry in the face, and he quit drinking.
That takes some willpower.
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