Finn and Farting

[Solaris]

We're on the way home in the car from dinner. Finn rips a loud one---I thought it was Troy's cell phone buzzing! So I look back at Finn:

Me: "Finn, did you fart?"

Finn: "Finn a-fart."

Me:"Finn, say 'excuse me.'"

Finn: "DADDY farts."

Me: "Finn, say 'excuse me.'"

Finn: "DADDY farts; FINN a-farts."

Me: "Finn, say 'excuse me.'"

Finn: "E-cuse me. Finn a-farts. DADDY farts."

Me: "Yes Finn, Daddy farts. Mommy farts too."

Finn: "Mommy farts."

Me: "Yes, Mommy farts and Megan farts."

Finn: "MEGAN farts." *pause* "A-RINDA farts."

Me: "Yes Finn, Rinda farts."

Finn: "An TADHG farts."

Me: "YES, Finn, Tadhg farts. And Paw-Paw farts."

Finn: "PAW-PAW farts. An NEE-NEE farts!" (said with evident satisfaction)

***

Let's just say, I think by this point he's figured out that the whole world farts.

:D

[DarkBlade]

*LOL*

Well, at least I know he's thinking of me...

[Wonder Bebs]

Awwwwww. Oh, Chris! That is the most adorable thing I've read all day!^^ I hope when I have kids they're all that cute.

[Spike-X]

Reilly's even mastered the art of leaning to one side when he has to let one go.

My boy...I'm so proud... *snif*

[howyadoin]

*LOL*

Well, at least I know he's thinking of me...That was goddamn hilarious.

[west3man]

*snif*
...not TOO hard, though.

[west3man]

Let's just say, I think by this point he's figured out that the whole world farts.

:D ...a momentous occasion in any young man's life.

But girls don't fart.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

But girls don't fart.

Not ever.





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[howyadoin]

Me:"Finn, say 'excuse me.'"I'm more likely to say "whoops" or "hah hah".

[Ed Cunard]

I'm more likely to say "whoops" or "hah hah".

I just start lighting candles, all Buster Keaton exaggerated like.

My coworkers get the hint.

[howyadoin]

I just start lighting candles, all Buster Keaton exaggerated like.

My coworkers get the hint.My buddy John likes to say "uh oh" in an ominous way.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

I leave the room quickly and quietly and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

[Solaris]

I leave the room quickly and quietly and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

The people, or the farts?

[Solaris]

*LOL*

Well, at least I know he's thinking of me...


Yep, he came up with you all on his own! And then floored us by bringing up Tadhg---guess he's getting the "marriage" connection, finally. :D Cool, huh?

[DarkBlade]

Woah. ^_^

[Ayo]

Haha!

What is it about fart jokes/stories that make them almost inherently good...

[Paradox]

Heh, this reminds me of the book Everybody Poops!. My roommate and I were inspired to write Everybody Farts!, but we're just to lazy to actually do it.

Just like we're too lazy to actually start up "stupidnonsense.org". :)

[howyadoin]

Reilly's even mastered the art of leaning to one side when he has to let one go.You can't beat the one-cheek sneak.

[Brad Curran]

Heh, this reminds me of the book Everybody Poops!. My roommate and I were inspired to write Everybody Farts!, but we're just to lazy to actually do it.

Just like we're too lazy to actually start up "stupidnonsense.org". :)

This reminds me of that scene in the Family Guy where Peter's looking for a pottie training book for Stewie. The clerk at the bookstore tells him that they have "Everybody Poops" and the less popular "Nobody Poops But You." Peter replies that he's Catholic, so the clerk hands him "You're a Bad Child and that's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Your Backside." I've seen that episode too many times.

[Beatnikman]

Heh, this reminds me of the book Everybody Poops!. My roommate and I were inspired to write Everybody Farts!, but we're just to lazy to actually do it.
Too late, bro. Those same authors also brought us The Gas We Pass (http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1929132158/ref=sib_dp_pt/002-8211769-9450459#reader-link), not to mention The Holes In Your Nose.
(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0916291502/qid=1111827254/sr=2-1/ref=pd_ka_b_2_1/002-8211769-9450459)

But I'm certain yours would be funnier.

[roguespirit]

My Dad used to fart at the dinner table and then look at me with disgust and then proceed to tell me I was ut of order and needed to have some manners. When everyine would believe it was me he'd crack up laughing.

[Paradox]

Thanks, Beatnik! You just found me my roomie's next birthday present! :)