The Best Wrestling Quotes

[Tien Long]

What are some of your favorite wrestling quotes? My are just random ones, scattered here and there. For instance...

Remember that time when DX trashed The Nation Of Domination's dressing room and blamed it on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Farooq was going on this massive tirade, talking about how certain people should stay on "their side of the tracks." I forgot what Austin said totally, but the last line was awesome,

"Because it ain't a white thing, it ain't a black thing, it's just A ME KICKING YOUR ASS THING!!!"

But I found this one particular badass quote while researching "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. After reading this, I truly see how much of a legend he is in the business and how his reputation as one of the best is well founded. This was a week after the infamous nWo attack in the parking lot, injurying Buff Bagwell, Arn Anderson, and Rey Mysterio, in which the Four Horsemen member so beautifully responded with this soliloqy:

"Intense pain is a wonderful thing, Gene Okerlund. Your life flashes before your eyes, things that are the most important to you become crystal clear. You start to begin to learn the meaning of life. Last week when they stuffed me in that ambulance and I looked across and I saw Flair, Sting, Woman, Bagwell and myself, I realized that we were people brought together not by philosophy, but by necessity. And I started to think, new world order, new world order, where have I heard that?
And I remembered in the Good Book it says, 'When the new world order is put into place it signals the beginning of the end of time.' Well, WCW is our world, it's where we live and breathe. And if you want to destroy it, Hogan and The Outsiders, you've already made a mistake that jumps off the page. If you're gonna take a baseball bat to a Horseman, finish the job. Because there's one rule of gang fighting. See, we are the original gang and we're the most vicious in all of professional wrestling history. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send two of theirs to the morgue."

The Gospel according Arn. AMEN!!!! :D

[SUPERECWFAN1]

What are some of your favorite wrestling quotes? My are just random ones, scattered here and there. For instance...

Remember that time when DX trashed The Nation Of Domination's dressing room and blamed it on Stone Cold Steve Austin. Farooq was going on this massive tirade, talking about how certain people should stay on "their side of the tracks." I forgot what Austin said totally, but the last line was awesome,

"Because it ain't a white thing, it ain't a black thing, it's just A ME KICKING YOUR ASS THING!!!"

But I found this one particular badass quote while researching "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. After reading this, I truly see how much of a legend he is in the business and how his reputation as one of the best is well founded. This was a week after the infamous nWo attack in the parking lot, injurying Buff Bagwell, Arn Anderson, and Rey Mysterio, in which the Four Horsemen member so beautifully responded with this soliloqy:

"Intense pain is a wonderful thing, Gene Okerlund. Your life flashes before your eyes, things that are the most important to you become crystal clear. You start to begin to learn the meaning of life. Last week when they stuffed me in that ambulance and I looked across and I saw Flair, Sting, Woman, Bagwell and myself, I realized that we were people brought together not by philosophy, but by necessity. And I started to think, new world order, new world order, where have I heard that?
And I remembered in the Good Book it says, 'When the new world order is put into place it signals the beginning of the end of time.' Well, WCW is our world, it's where we live and breathe. And if you want to destroy it, Hogan and The Outsiders, you've already made a mistake that jumps off the page. If you're gonna take a baseball bat to a Horseman, finish the job. Because there's one rule of gang fighting. See, we are the original gang and we're the most vicious in all of professional wrestling history. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send two of theirs to the morgue."

The Gospel according Arn. AMEN!!!! :D



Its a shame that Arn's career would end In a funny wrestling angle where Kevin Nash , Syxx , Scott Hall and someone else all acted like the Horsemen.


Kevin Nash as Arn Anderson: I've had a long career and Its always came down to this. I realized one day when I was at my local bar , when I couldn't pick my can of beer , I know It was over.

Curt Henning your gonna join the elite. The best In the business. Your not gonna get my dog spot , not my liver spot....my spot. Yeahhh Double A's spot. ( Nash belches as fans erupt In laughter).

[TomGun13]

"Just when you think you know the answer....I change the question!"

Rowdy Roddy Piper

[Duy]

More recently - "I'm here to connect your mouth to your brain because it seems you're talking out of your ass!" ~Jake the Snake

[Deathstroke]

Ric Flair - "To Be The Man...You gotta Beat The Man WHooooo!"

Oh, and though I'm not really into wrestling anymore, Arn Anderson still holds a place in my heart.

One of the baddest badasses in wrestling ever.

If I was a wrestler, he's someone I would want to model myself after.

[DennyK]

"Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

[cable guy]

Do You Smell?

What

The Rock

Is Cooking!

[hulahulk]

The DX intro was great. I wish I could repeat it verbatim: "Ladies and gentlemen, chldren of all ages..."

[Leslie Lee III]

The DX intro was great. I wish I could repeat it verbatim: "Ladies and gentlemen, chldren of all ages..."

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages Degeneration else proudly brings to you it's WWF Tag Team Champions of the World: The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn. The New Age Outlaws.

And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya: suck it.

[Alex]

I can't find the exact quote, but it was from Rock to jericho when jericho first arrived, and was something to the effect of
"You think you can come her on the rocks show, and challenge the rock, when last month you were in alabama fighting some jabroni named......juventude?"
Excellent both for mentioning him, and for the delivery of the word.

[hulahulk]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages Degeneration else proudly brings to you it's WWF Tag Team Champions of the World: The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn. The New Age Outlaws.

And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya: suck it.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

And it was the crowd reaction more than anything that made it entertaining...

[Royal]

ICHI!

NEE!

SAN! AND DDDAAAAAAA!!!

-Tony Inoki

[StrawNilla]

Just

Bring

It!

[Scorpion13]

I hear that after Nash and them all did that, they hadf to physically restrain Arn from going out there and kicking their ass. He DID NOT approve of that skit. They didnt even talk to him about it.

That promo he did where he gave up his spot on the Horsemen was supposed to be mostly legit. Lots of emmotion.

And thnk about that promo that Arn did about the New World Order destroying the world, or WCW.....spooky aint it?

[Valmore]

I liked Vince's "Ruthless Aggression" stuff.

[StrawNilla]

"Iran number one, America hack poo!"-Iron Sheik

Not to be unpatriotic or anything, it just sounded cool. To think I've only heard it said once.

[StoneGold]

"I'm billingual too. I'm bi a lot of things.



Wait, no I'm not."


-HHH, in the DX days, discussing Chyna's abiliity to speak Spanish.

[dougputhoff]

"They say these geeks come a dime a dozen. I want to get the guy who's been supplyin' the dime"--Fred Blassie

[Valmore]

And really... Donald Trump should be paying royalties to Vince.

Nobody delivers a "YOU'RE FIRED!" like Vinnie Mac.

[Steve]

I believe both Vinnie and the Trump tried to even copyright the phrase at one time.

[Gaz]

I believe both Vinnie and the Trump tried to even copyright the phrase at one time.
The Trump succeeded.

[StoneGold]

Let me tell ya somethin' Mean Gene, I've been to the top of the mountain, I've been to the valleys, and everywhere in between, and Hulkamania is the strongest force in the universe dude, as long as all my little Hulkamaniacs do the Demandments, the vitamins, the exercises, the prayers. So whatchya gonna do, when the biggest arms in the world, the 24" pythons and the power of Hulkamania run wild on you?

[Valmore]

The Trump succeeded.

Well that sucks, since Vince delivers it better... and he could kick Trump's butt seven ways to Sunday.

[Gaz]

Well that sucks, since Vince delivers it better... and he could kick Trump's butt seven ways to Sunday.
Vince could do it with multiple Rs. "YOU'RRRRRRRRE FIRRRRRRRED!" :D

[Tien Long]

I hear that after Nash and them all did that, they hadf to physically restrain Arn from going out there and kicking their ass. He DID NOT approve of that skit. They didnt even talk to him about it.

Should have let him go. I remember I physically couldn't stand watching that segment, and I was SOOOO hoping for the Horsemen to come out and shove it all down the nWo's throats. Too low, and too disrespectful, even for heels like the nWo.

The Rock's response when Jericho entered the WWF was absolutely
incredible, and it showed that the Rock wasn't going to let some WCW assclown take his light. Classic moment of...

"What's your name?"
"What, I already told you my name, it's Y2-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!"

[eJm]

The Rock: That's hot?! What sorta catchphrase is that? My daughter can come up with something better and she can't even talk yet. But let The Rock help you come up with something better......What about '$2 for Weekdays and $1 on weekends'?

Sorry, I made that one up.

Here's one of my favourites

'Happy Birthday Dear Steph
You're a hoe with big breasts
So take the night off from hooking
If you smell what The Rock is cooking'

[JohnPopa]

"If the Gods could build a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up that ladder and drop an elbow on the world." -- Cactus Jack

[BoosterBronze]

"You call the emergency room, you tell them to be ready for the Franchise. I don't want to wait in line behind some peice of crap homeless person, or some welfare recepient. I'm not homeless. I'm not a welfare recipient. I get paid damn well for what i do."
-Shane Douglas in ECW bleeding like a pig

and EVERYTHING JBL says.
"It's not my fault your daddy drinks because your mama is a piece of trash."
or
"I can only have so many maids, I can only have so many gardeners."
or
"People like you save up, to pay to see people like me. People like me, pay to see no one."

[Wild Card]

"Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story." Jim Ross
"I keep telling you people not to smoke around me becuse it messes up my hair. Besides somking is bad for your health anyway." Jimmy Garvin
"Stan Lane, you been chasing girls for so long that you became one." Arn Anderson
"I hear Ric Flair braggin how the Horsemen never sleeps. Your a fastfood place. I rather eat in a fine restarunt." Dick Mardock

[marshal99]

Booker T when he was challenging the rock for a match at Summerslam 2001
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The Rock: "Who - in the blue hell - are you?"
Booker T: "Who am I? Who am I? I'm the WCW Champion, sucka!"
The Rock: "Just so The Rock understands this, you're the WCW Champion Sucker? What's more important, The Rock doesn't believe he caught your name."
Booker T: "What's my name? Hell, my name is Booker-"
The Rock: "It doesn't matter what your name is!"

The Rock promo to Shane
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The Rock: "The Rock doesn't care about the history of the WCW Title? Well The Rock knows damn well the history of the WCW Title. The Rock knows that the title traces back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat, and WHOOOOOOOO Ric Flair!"

The Rock: "The Rock also knows damn well, what in recent years the WCW Title has come to...Diamond Dallas Page? Booker T? The guy from Scream 2, the dog from Married with Children, the maid from the Jeffersons! Shane McMahon, this title is just like your sister, everybody gets a turn!"

Chris Jericho and the Rock insulting Booker.T , Rhyno and Stephanie in 2001
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Chris Jericho: "At SummerSlam I'm going to take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal...and I'm going get you too Rhyno."

Chris Jericho: "I hear there's an opening on the new A-Team Reunion special...maybe you should check that out Mr. T!"

The Rock: "The Rock could just imagine what you were like in High School! The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen! Standing outside your house with your momma, and that short little yellow bus pulling up in front - beep beep, beep beep, beep beep! You just walk in on the bus, go into class, get inside the classroom, teacher up on the blackboard 'Ok class, what is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker?' 'Oh yeah I know the answer to that, 2 + 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"

The Rock: "Booker T - hair done by Whoopie, Shane McMahon still a pussy!"

Chris Jericho: "You've got a man beast, and a hoe's beast. I mean we're dealing with the gore, and the whore!"

The Rock: "This is a little rhyming contest between you and The Rock...well The Rock has got one better than that, here's a little rhyme: Booker T and Shane - the punk ass sucka and the silver spoon motha fucka!"
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Jim Ross: "The Billion Dollar Princess just became the Dairy Queen!" after Kurt Angle interrupted Austin appreciation night with the alliance with a milktruck.

Rock Promo for Summerslam 1999 as shown on one of his videos :
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"Now onto 'Badd Ass' Billy Gunn. The Rock understands what took place. The night you won King of the Ring, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: 'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!' And then at that point Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Bob...' 'But my name's Billy...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing an one thing only that you can do. You must go find the man that is simply electrifying. You must go find the Rock.' 'Oh but God, anybody but the Ro..' 'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!' And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison, jabronie, 'If ya smelllll what the Rock... is cookin'!"

Edge promo during 2001
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Edge: "Wow Billy! You sound like a human vaccuum cleaner, managing to both suck and blow at the same time! And Billy, since you're not really doing anything lately, I was wondering if you could do me a favor. If in two years time at the King of the Ring I'm not defending a title or even in a match and my very special assignment is to go to WWF NY and eat a meatball sandwich, then please, just shoot me in the head! 1999 is SO two years ago, and it's not my fault if you've done a big pile of nothing since then...and Commissioner, I vow to you that I will not 'Billy Gunn' this King of the Ring title because Billy, I plan on being entertaining." - Edge before he called the 1999 King of the Ring "Billy Bitchface"...

[VCreed32]

snip

The Rock: "Booker T - hair done by Whoopie, Shane McMahon still a pussy!"

The Rock: "This is a little rhyming contest between you and The Rock...well The Rock has got one better than that, here's a little rhyme: Booker T and Shane - the punk ass sucka and the silver spoon motha fucka!"

IIRC, they said someone was supposed to interrupt The Rock before he had those obcenitites completed.

[Apathy Boy]

"A mere two months in the WWF and I captured my first gold by winning the European championship. And incredibly, tourism grew in Europe by 38%! From me! Then, only two months later, I captured the Intercontinental championship - in this very city, mind you! - and I became the first-ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history.

"Well, besides D'Lo Brown. But he doesn't count."

-Kurt Angle

[lukedagr81]

here is something Eddie Guerrero(RIP) said in a promo video between him and Lesnar

Mi Familia broke my heart
They turned on me
Resounded in my blood.
I used to fight for them
And then I fought against them
Now, I fight for myself
I've been here before
Trapped in a corner
Another huge obstacle
Time to make a choice

[The Zapper]

"Quit staring at my package!" Kurt Angle.