The Dreams Thread

[Boldido]

I dreamt I had a three foot long flat worm as a pet. I would have preferred the Donkey Kong dream.

[Super Hero Guy]

I dreamt I was Harry Potter and I was runnig from an angry crowd of fat women who thought I had sexually harrassed them that were chasing me up a staircase at a train station.

I'm not kidding.

[sehthan]

I dreamt of Grand Theft Auto III. Probably because I'd been playing Grand Theft Auto III.



Hmm. I think I may be boring...

[Forefinger]

I dreamt of Grand Theft Auto III. Probably because I'd been playing Grand Theft Auto III.



Hmm. I think I may be boring...
Were you killing lot's of people? Because if you were, that's awesome!

[sehthan]

Were you killing lot's of people? Because if you were, that's awesome!

Sadly, no. I was mostly just going from place to place, and then talking to someone about it. I think I was conducting some kind of survey of Liberty City.

[Christopher O]

Ooooh! Fun!

Okay, so last night I dreamt that my ex was taking a bath, and I climbed in the tub with him. Yes, we were naked, but no this dream wasn't really sexual. Anyway, so we were in the tub, and I tried to be sexual, but every time I did, I somehow ended up under the water, drowning. It was odd, but I think the meaning is pretty clear...

[Jabuka]

I had a dream that mario was doing the dave chappelle songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6_NgL1dL8&search=Dave%20chapelle%20music%20video yah that one and it ended with me in a pirst person shooter thing because each person mario said represent another video game character from a different company and I was wearing nintendo shirt
perfect example
Mario: (looking at sehiroth)geeorge W! kerry drew! cause hes a snitch im talking bout george smith from city council out in oakland probabely never heard bout!
Mario: (looking at ken) dude ken that aint yo wife!...go home!

[moebius]

Chased through the streets of Boston by Islamic terrorists...on bicycles.

[Jack Zodiac]

Ooooh! Fun!

Okay, so last night I dreamt that my ex was taking a bath, and I climbed in the tub with him. Yes, we were naked, but no this dream wasn't really sexual. Anyway, so we were in the tub, and I tried to be sexual, but every time I did, I somehow ended up under the water, drowning. It was odd, but I think the meaning is pretty clear...

You aren't sexy in the tub? :p

I haven't had a dream in years. Or, I haven't had a dream I could even remember a little of in years. I think the last crazy dream I can remembers was from when I was maybe ten, and I dreamt that there was a murderer living in Bedrock killing off the stars of "The Flintstones," and it wound up being one of the aliens from this old cartoon where people fitted dinosaurs with harnesses and weapons to fight those aliens. Can't remember what it was called, though. Anyway, yeah... that was it.

[Christopher O]

You aren't sexy in the tub? :p
I tried, I tell ya! The damn dream wasn't having any of it. ;)

[sehthan]

I haven't had a dream in years. Or, I haven't had a dream I could even remember a little of in years. I think the last crazy dream I can remembers was from when I was maybe ten, and I dreamt that there was a murderer living in Bedrock killing off the stars of "The Flintstones," and it wound up being one of the aliens from this old cartoon where people fitted dinosaurs with harnesses and weapons to fight those aliens. Can't remember what it was called, though. Anyway, yeah... that was it.

Sounds like Dino-Riders. I think it used to be in a block with Robocop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinoriders

Incidentally, when I went to wiki just then, the featured article on the front page was for Watchmen.

[Grazzt]

I dreamt of Grand Theft Auto III. Probably because I'd been playing Grand Theft Auto III.



Hmm. I think I may be boring...

You think that's boring, I've dreamed of Civilization II before. And not even a live action version, it was the same old isometric view that most Civ players know and love.

As for truly weird dreams, I once dreamt that I was being chased by raptors in the dream. Fortunately, the dream turned lucid, so I started summoning up cages to keep them away. Then summoning up hot guys to have fun with. ;) But every time something good was gonna happen, the raptors breached the cage and I had to summon up more. It was REALLY annoying.

[Aelo]

I had a two crazy ass dreams the other night. In the first one I dreamt that I had come home to find that my little sister sold all of my musical instruments and comic books on ebay. We argued, then got into a sword fight, and she was about to kill me, but I woke up and the dream ended right there.

In the second dream, I was on a speedboat, cruising along the edge of the bay, and harassing people who were trying to enjoy themselves: first I gunned down a group of college kids playing frisbee, then I harpooned a couple that was trying to enjoy a picnic, and finally, before the dream ended, I firebombed some guy that was fishing...

[JadeDragon]

Wow! Those are all really cool dreams!

I just had a doozy last night...it seemed so powerful and real that I was shocked when I woke up from it. I dont write them down that often, but I wrote this one down when I got to work. Probably too long, so I wont mind if you guys skip it, but just in case yer bored...

My Dream 8-22-06

Julie and I are at some kind of museum type building. We see two exhibit signs. One says "See ODIN!" and the other says "Wild Animal Exhibit!" Julie tells me she would love to see the animal show, but Im very excited to see Odin! "Come on, He's my Father! He's the ALL Father!" So Julie gives in and we take the guided tour. Small children run on ahead of us and we almost dont make it through the gates as they are closing them. Julie is having a hard time walking.

Inside there is a large, high-ceilinged room with a pathway that has bridges. There is a deep cravass beneath us and the trail leads us to a bridge. On the walls and ceiling is one large amazing painting depicting an otherworldy scene. Red lava like streams and crimson erupting skies. We reach a point on the bridge where we have to leap across. Seems pretty dangerous! My friend and coworker Clarence is with me at this point for some reason, and we leap across and land on our stomaches and hold on for dear life. We laugh. We get up and walk up a small path to the top of the island in the center of the exhibit. There are some strange signs advertising other exhibits but I dont really pay attention to them. Something about cows. The room is amazing but the tour suddenly ends. I feel a bit disappointed.

Outside I see Julie and say..."Hey! I never saw Odin! Maybe I should take the tour again and find him this time!" She rolled her eyes and said "Go ahead". So I ran as fast as I could to get back in time for the next tour group. Almost didnt make it again. People nearby snicker because they didnt know I was that fast! Ha ha. Im also impressed by my speed. I see the children up ahead again. This time, I try to pay attention to finding God inside this museum attraction. I cross the gap again and look around for clues. This time I see signs. I see scenes from a place that looks familiar. They are views of a place in my home town I recognize. North of Spokane by a railroad overpass, just before you get to the turn for Loon Lake. Julie's parents live out there and my birth mother lives right around that very spot as well. But there is a strange new building there...it is new and large and looks very familiar to me, although I have never seen it before in this life. Seems like there is a fire burning nearby as well. Another recollection of cows or something, which made no sense until later.

Here is where it gets really magical. I tell Julie "Lets go! I know where those visions are leading me!" So we get in my car and drive up to Spokane. We head for the spot from the vision but the landscape changes. It becomes a bright and magical land. Fields of grasses and rolling hills, blue skies with white and pink puffy clouds. Seems like heaven.

Suddenly on the road in front of me there is a huge animal. All around I notice that we are surrounded by them. They are Long-Horn Steer as big as elephants or dinosaurs. Very majestic! You have to look 'up' to see them. They have huge horns that stretch to the sides and their bodies were interesting colorful hues of purple, peach and blues. Each one a different color of the rainbow. But the most striking feature of these animals wasnt their color or size, it was the fact that they had one eye in the center of their foreheads. Large cyclopean cows. Just being in their presence made me feel at ease, waves of love seemed to emanate from them...a super-sentient aura surrounded them.

I got out of the car and approached the one directly in front of us on the dirt road. He was the leader and the largest and was a beautiful Purple color. I stared at his face and noticed He actually had two normal eyes below the large central one, but they were closed and seemed to never be used, kind of merging back into the face from dis-use. I could hear His thoughts as they entered my mind. "Hello Patrick".

Mentally I asked him about his singular eye...why didnt they use their other two? "Because, why would we want to be confused by that limited vision when we can see EVERYTHING with our One true eye?" Made sense to me! I felt peaceful and contented and wanted to stay with them forever. Unfortunately thats when I woke up. I felt like I had actually been there, it had not simply been a dream. After a bathroom break I ran back to bed hoping to go right back there. For the first time in a long time, it actually kinda worked! But instead of being in that heavenly pasture with the Magic Cows, I was back in that museum and on the tour again. This time I noticed the signs on the wall. Depicted the Animal tour where the huge cyclopean cows lived. I wanted to go see them again. But I was stuck on the Odin tour. As I looked around I noticed a torn calendar and it was on the page September 8 or 10 (I cant recall which one, it was one of those two though). I got a real uneasy feeling about those dates, and wonder if it could be important. Like maybe something big will happen then. Ive had precognitive dreams before.

I woke up again to my alarm and had to get up and go to work. It sure was nice hanging out in that dream world for a while! I hope I go back some day.

Namaste!~~~~Patrick

[Erebus]

I dreamt I was in a wierd place where trees looked like vaginas, and the fruits looked like penises, and this girl who lives near my house was taking pictures of my brother, exept he was in a turtle costume.Oh yeah, it was snowing.

[Super Hero Guy]

I dreamt that I was going down a river in the jungle on a raft, naked, with a bunch of other people on rafts all around me having sex. Then as I was about to go down a waterfall, a naked chick showed up and we had hot anal sex.

[Xero Kaiser]

Good lord, what's going on in my head? For the past few weeks I keep dreaming about being horribly killed one way or another. It's not just once either, I have one of those dreams, wake up, go back to sleep and have another one 0_o. I had two just last night.

I don't obsess over morbid shit when I'm awake and nothing out of the ordinary has happened lately. I'm not sure why these keep popping in my head. It's probably nothing, but it's still a little disturbing.

I think I'll be staying inside for a while

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

The most vivid dream I've had recently was where a midget with some sort of sharpened leaf was chasing me around and when I tried to fight him, he cut me up bad with the leaf. Then I turned to try to get away from him, but he threw the leaf into my back and killed me. I woke up scared, but at the same time amused at how absurd it was.

Any idea where the hell in your subconscious that came from?

[Xero Kaiser]

Any idea where the hell in your subconscious that came from?

http://strandmark.com/megaman2/wood/12.png

[Michael P]

http://strandmark.com/megaman2/wood/12.png
Yeah, I covered that one.

How'd he get the Metal Blade bar down so far, though?

[Xero Kaiser]

Yeah, I covered that one.

Yeah, but I confirmed it...WITH PICTURES

thus, making my post superior

How'd he get the Metal Blade bar down so far, though?

by using it? I don't think I understand the question...

[Michael P]

Yeah, but I confirmed it...WITH PICTURES

thus, making my post superior



by using it? I don't think I understand the question...
The Metal Blade uses like one notch per shot. He'd had to have used it the entire level and not picked up any power refills.

[i_mmmchocolate]

I very rarely remember my dreams. In fact, the last dream I vividly remember involved me making Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges a couple sandwiches. That was several years ago.

[Michael P]

I very rarely remember my dreams. In fact, the last dream I vividly remember involved me making Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges a couple sandwiches. That was several years ago.
Right. "Sandwiches."

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I rarely remember my dreams either, but when I do they can either, a) down right freaky or b) wierd but normal, it makes me wonder what's going on in my subconcious. :D

By the way, have you ever tried willing things to happen in your dreams?

[i_mmmchocolate]

Right. "Sandwiches."
Ah, shadduppa you face.

[Forefinger]

Any idea where the hell in your subconscious that came from?
Nope. I've come to the conclusion that I must be insane.

[Forefinger]

http://strandmark.com/megaman2/wood/12.png
I didn't know what game that was from until I quoted the pic. I guess I could have played Mega Man at some point when I was a kid, but I don't remember it at all, or the leaf guy.

[Forefinger]

I very rarely remember my dreams. In fact, the last dream I vividly remember involved me making Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges a couple sandwiches. That was several years ago.
Is that something naughty?

[Forefinger]

So you dreamed you were Mega Man?
Oh, I missed this post. I don't recall ever playing that game.

[Xero Kaiser]

The Metal Blade uses like one notch per shot. He'd had to have used it the entire level and not picked up any power refills.

That or he's got he's got crappy aim then

[Xero Kaiser]

Damn, I've never had sleep paralysis before and now I just had it 3 times in a row last now with the same dream/hallucination going along with it each time

Let me tell you, it sucks. The first time freaked me the hell out, you're lying there and you can't move, talk or open your eyes even though you're awake. And I kept thinking that something was on my chest breathing heavily in my right ear. The 2nd and 3rd time weren't so bad since I had an idea of what was happening. I managed to move the fingers on one of my hands and open my left eye the 3rd time though.

Before it happened the 2nd time, I had a dream where someone told me I was going to hell if I did....something. Can't remember what that "something" was exactly, maybe it'll come to me later.

But yeah....no fun at all