The Five Words Game

[Fuzzy_Blue_Fetish]

It's very simple. Describe any X-character, or anything relating to the X-Men or the X-Men comics in five words. No more, no less. Avoid using "a, and, the."

Examples:

-Beast: big, blue, loveable but lonely.
-Nightcrawler: swashbuckling gentleman with prehensile tail.
-*Sinkt!*: When you hear it, run.
-Genosha: more hospitable than Los Angeles.
-Chuck Austin: he killed Sammy! You bastard!

Get to work, and have fun. ;)

-FBF (too much time on hands)

[StarsAndGarters]

So like...

Cyclops: Lazer eyed leader, lady troubles

...right?

[Kirayoshi]

Okay, I'm game.

Kitty: Intangible computer geek, loves dragons
Colossus: Steel skin, heart of gold
Emma Frost: Cold mind hides fragile heart

[Tommy]

Northstar: Flaming Queen not getting laid.

[KHNH]

Deathbird: Crazy Queen, where are you?

[Fuzzy_Blue_Fetish]

So like...

Cyclops: Lazer eyed leader, lady troubles

...right?

Correct! Very good!

-FBF

[Artemis1]

Magneto: Evil, vicious, and very crazy.
Apocalypse: Obviously the world's apocalypse. DUH!
Toad: Slick, yet very disturbingly gross.
Wolverine: Tough, but is annoyingly grumpy.

[Grazzt]

Northstar: Flaming Queen not getting laid.

:D That was awesome.

Aurora: Two different people in one.
Wolverine: Clawed, survives nukes, never falters.

[Nyssane]

Phantazia: Forgotten badass and PHD nerd.
Famine: Skinny Horseman with stringy hair.
War: Veteran with clap of doom!!!
Shinobi Shaw Hunky Asian bisexual Hellfire reject.
Cargill: Superstrong and headstrong Magneto lover.
Freakshow: You know he's so gay.
Anaconda: Villain working for Six Pack.

[Indigo Al]

Phantazia: Forgotten badass and PHD nerd.
Famine: Skinny Horseman with stringy hair.
War: Veteran with clap of doom!!!
Shinobi Shaw Hunky Asian bisexual Hellfire reject.
Cargill: Superstrong and headstrong Magneto lover.
Freakshow: You know he's so gay.
Anaconda: Villain working for Six Pack.

Hmm...did War sleep with Stacy X? :D

and is Shinobi really bi?

Anyway;

Don: Blue mutant cyborg squished seafood
Tommy: skwered flat Morlock with BF
Harry Leland: Hefty, rich, "exited with style"

[Sean Whitmore]

Northstar: Dead in every single reality

Colossus: Made of rage, not metal

Psylocke: Was dead but now isn't

Callisto: Got her arms torn off

Wolverine: Appears in every Marvel comic

Dark Beast: Doesn't resemble Frosted Flakes mascot

Sammy: Dead dead dead dead dead



SEAN

[Karl J. Barnes]

Xavier: Bald Is Beautiful Poster Child

Iceman: Immature Snowman, With Sexual Hangups

Angel: High flying rich lover boy

[Grazzt]

Psylocke: Was dead but now isn't

This one inspired me

Jean Grey: Why does she keep dying?

[ORD is AWESOME]

Ord: Alien hates mutants and dragons

[Doom Hammer]

Nightcrawler: Bamfs into solid wall, Ouch!

[CodeMonkey]

Leech: Can only say, "No Powers!"

Artie : Pink Head, Makes Pretty Pictures.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Jean Grey-Summers: Red Head, Dead, Resurrected...Dead!

[StarsAndGarters]

Danger Room: Real holograms eat your kids

[Karl J. Barnes]

Danger Room: Extreme Video Games Extraordinaire Games

[Mr. Jip]

Scott Summers:

ANAL RETENTIVE, CHEATED WIVES TWICE~~~!!!!!!!

[Sabre]

Phantazia: Forgotten badass and PHD nerd.

Hooray for nerdgirls!

Avalanche: Big dumb Greek from Crete. (I say it because I love)
Pyro: Killed by Legacy, deserved better.
Blob: Huge fat guys not sexy.
Banshee: This Irishman yells too much.


Grazzt, I see that you're from Waterloo. Didn't you see the rule that only one person from K-W is permitted here? And I was here first! :p :D

[For the Good of X]

Stevie Hunter: Where did you go girl?

[StarsAndGarters]

Juggernaut: Only stopped by black holes

[KHNH]

Magneto: You are a great dad.

haha

[1WEBHEAD]

Mystique: Blue and hot for IceMan!

[Omega Alpha]

Cable: Summers leader from the future.

Cyclops: Summers leader from the present.

Xavier: Dark secrets machine currently walking

Wolverine: Beer, bub, beer, bub, beer.:D