Gail: PLEASE, NO DICK NEAR LOIS!!

[Pixies Chick]

Once you go Dick, you never go back. I don't think any woman that Dick has ever been close to (i.e., Barbara, Kory, Helena) has had a successful relationship once they've experienced him. Most are pretty much celibate forevermore. Even Donna, though she never dated him, was unable to find love.

His perfection blinds them to all others, it seems.

Please, don't let him come between Lois and Clark!

[Deathstroke]

Great double entendre thread title!

[Gaz]

Well, Grayson's insistance on using the contraction "Dick" leaves him wide open to inneuendo and double entendre laced spoofery.

Common Example - "Batman loves Dick, heehee!" *poster is immediately banned*

[Gail Simone]

Lois would love Dick. The truth is, Dick is just her kind of special friend.

Wait.

I hate that I typed that just now.

Gail

[Gaz]

Lois would love Dick. The truth is, Dick is just her kind of special friend.

Wait.

I hate that I typed that just now.

Gail

It might be worth for her to realize that ANYONE is cooler than the big blue buffoon... :D

[Tom]

Would it have killed DC at some point to just start referring to him as Rick? I mean, who under the age of 60 calls themself Dick?

[bert]

Would it have killed DC at some point to just start referring to him as Rick? I mean, who under the age of 60 calls themself Dick?

a porn star who specializes in self-fisting?





hell if "Misty Mountians" can do porn, why not "Dick Fisto" ?







.(can't believe I typed that either)

[SUPERECWFAN1]

He can't help It. All the women love Dick. He drives them crazy because once they have Dick they can get no better.

[StoneGold]

I'm guessing Renee Montoya doesn't like Dick. Or Maggie Sawyer, or PAD's Comet the Super Horse, or that scientist from STAR Labs whose name I'm blanking on, but she turns into the Hulk or something.

If they ever do a crossover to the Wildstorm Universe though, Midnighter would love Dick.

[Static-Pulse]

If they ever do a crossover to the Wildstorm Universe though, Midnighter would love Dick.Would Apollo?

[jimmything2681]

Would Apollo?

Yes, but he'd be crying and thinking of Midnighter the whole time.

[muimi]

Lois would love Dick. The truth is, Dick is just her kind of special friend.

Wait.

I hate that I typed that just now.

Gail


*howls & cackles* Hehehe, even Gail is not immune :D

How I love Nightwing's real name. Oh yes indeedy I do. His name makes him such a target!

[JeffreyWKramer]

How I love Nightwing's real name. Oh yes indeedy I do. His name makes him such a target!
It is not considered sporting to target the Dick.

[Gaz]

I'm guessing Renee Montoya doesn't like Dick. Or Maggie Sawyer, or PAD's Comet the Super Horse, or that scientist from STAR Labs whose name I'm blanking on, but she turns into the Hulk or something.

If they ever do a crossover to the Wildstorm Universe though, Midnighter would love Dick.
Rampage's real first nam is Kitty... something. Help?
And Dinah can resist too, if she can dump Olly, she can turn down anyone. :p

[the4thpip]

http://img12.paintedover.com/uploads/12/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

[JeffreyWKramer]

Rampage's real first nam is Kitty... something. Help?

Kitty Faulkner, I think

[Jared_Humpherys]

http://img12.paintedover.com/uploads/12/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

*dies*


oh man, that was funny. But hey, if Wolvie can mack on MJ in the MU, why can't Lois get the Dick?

[Huzzah!]

thats good but i like this one a bit better

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/SmartBombStudios-justice.jpg

[muimi]

http://img12.paintedover.com/uploads/12/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

*bursts out laughing* God bless Silver Age comics that just make it TOO EASY.

[Gaz]

Kitty Faulkner, I think
That's it, damn that was gonna niggle at me.

[StoneGold]

Rampage's real first nam is Kitty... something. Help?
And Dinah can resist too, if she can dump Olly, she can turn down anyone. :p
Sorry about that, I was completly blanking on her name altogether. I kept coming up with Frenzy. I just remember that in Supergirl she came out.

[Adam Crocker]

Lois would love Dick. The truth is, Dick is just her kind of special friend.

Wait.

I hate that I typed that just now.

I LOVED that you typed that just now! http://www.issue9mm.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[taintedlunch]

Lois is a desperate housewife. She was complaining the other day that her husband is "Superman" on the streets but in the bedroom he's "The Flash".

[PatrickG]

Lois shouldn't seek out Dick though.

I mean, she's be **robbin'** the cradle.

[Kyuubi]

Dick is too flacid a character to be in a Superman comic. Maybe if he was more rock hard, I could see it, but right now he's a character that just sort of hangs there, with visible sign of firmness. Maybe if his character was massaged a little, it could be something grand. Something that women love and men envy. But I don't see that happening anytime soon.

[Cam63]

Great double entendre thread title!

I put down me beer so I could applaud :)

[Cam63]

Lois would love Dick. The truth is, Dick is just her kind of special friend.

Wait.

I hate that I typed that just now.

Gail

People are gunna have to start calling him Richard after this thread :D

[palaeomerus]

I wouldn't mind if Dick hung out with Lois provided it really was Dick and not the Devin Grayson theory of Dick as a so called highly tactile personality(Why not just come right out and say " wild pure and decadent like a chained panther always about to spring" ? Then the bosoms can heave and the warm salty lips can find one another at last and collide in an eternal embrace as they were destined to back when the stars were new, the twin gateways through which two hungry souls would meet and together drive back the lonely night once and for all..blah blah blah).

Dick being some hormonal case with an out of control sensual complex who runs home to a psychotic uncaring Batman and who grossly underperforms when compared to the guy he was back when when he was a leader of the Titans ...well it makes me sick.

[cactusmaac]

Via the Beat.

http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/images/boner.jpg

[bert]

I wouldn't mind if Dick hung out . . .


DIRTY !

you shoud be ashamed of your Dirty , dirty mind :p

(snicker)

[Bored at 3:00AM]

Y'know, I never liked Dick until I saw Chuck Dixon's Dick. His Dick was very exciting. It wasn't like Marv Wolfman's Dick, which I didn't really enjoy at all. To be honest, I was pretty surprised by Deven Grayson's Dick and Gail Simone's Dick. Not what I was expecting at all.

Okay. I'm done.

[palaeomerus]

It sounds like you've been thinking about Gail Simone's Dick (and Dick in general) a lot lately.

[Drumore]

I wouldnt worry about Lois being around Dick.
Once you've had Kryptonian you never go back :)

[palaeomerus]

I dunno....once she sees that Dick can move around like an acrobat, swinging from the trapeze, doing flips and such I think she'd find herself feeling a lot of newfound respect and admiration for Dick.

[Nega Knight]

Heh, Dick's already been there and done that.

http://www.freewebs.com/scans_ahoy/robinxlois2.JPG

[west3man]

http://img12.paintedover.com/uploads/12/thelieswetellourselves.jpg
That's freakin' HILARIOUS.

[west3man]

Umm... I don't have a Bat-pic, but I wanted to participate. :o

http://www.geocities.com/mrwest3/banshee2.jpg

Yeah. Best I could do.

[west3man]

Hopefully this makes up for that last one a lil bit: http://www.gioventusonica.com/batman+robin.jpg

[palaeomerus]

Good day citizen indeed!

[YoGo]

"Broth of a boy" and "splattered" should never be used in the same sentence again.

Never.

[Lester C.]

Gail wants a comic related thread that's going to lighten the mood so... oh who I’m I kidding? I've been waiting for an excuse, any excuse to resurrect this thread so I can write that the rumors about Batman loving Dick are true. Also note that this is my 666th post which is funny in itself.

[David O Burcham]

No one can handle Dick like Starfire. Oracle did pretty good, but when it comes to handling Dick, Starfire knows what she's doing. No matter what the situation, Starfire always comes for Dick.

[Gaz]

No one can handle Dick like Starfire. Oracle did pretty good, but when it comes to handling Dick, Starfire knows what she's doing. No matter what the situation, Starfire always comes for Dick.
But while Dick likes Starfire, Dick makes sure that Oracle comes first.


OK, now I need to shower...

[Lester C.]

I have every issue of Nightwing since the Denis O'Neil mini series so I guess that makes me a Dickhead.

[sk716]

I still just love the title of this thread.

[Cam63]

Great double entendre thread title!

It's an instant classic.

[Bright-Raven]

Tom:

Would it have killed DC at some point to just start referring to him as Rick? I mean, who under the age of 60 calls themself Dick?

Well, since you asked...

My next door neighbor, who is the local high school principal. Dr. Richard "Dick" Edwards.

The sad part is, he earned himself a rather... onimous title a number of years ago, thanks to yours truly.

At a homeowners association meeting held at his house, he was answering to "Dick" when his wife was talking to him or about him. My father made the horrific error of being informal and called him "Dick" when speaking to him.

The jerk sneered and shouted, "EXCUSE ME! That's DOCTOR EDWARDS to you...!"

To which I replied, "Okay, then -DOCTOR Dick!"

That's been his moniker ever since in the neighborhood. :evilsmile

[Cam63]

What a tool.

Rather appropriate, seeing his name is Cock...er, Dick.

[Cam63]

I'd like to know what Superman thinks of the thread title.

Nah, he's too busy rescuing kittens from trees.

[Cam63]

Regarding Mrs. Kent.

GO FOR IT, RICHARD !

[Noah Johnson]

Regarding Mrs. Kent.

GO FOR IT, RICHARD !
I'm with you. Dick Grayson is well-established as the best male lay in the DC Universe. Second place, incidentally, is Oliver Queen. J'onn J'onzz doesn't sleep with humans, and Ralph Dibny was a one-woman man. Batman's incapable of connecting to another person well enough, and Superman, while nice, has to be really careful all the time. Also, he's very vanilla and frankly just a smidge dull. Lois won't know what hit her.

Yes, I spend my spare cerebral runtime sexually profiling superheroes. You laugh, but wait'll you see my doctoral dissertation. "Trick Shafts: Why Hawkeye is a better archer than Green Arrow, but Green Arrow's a better lay".

[Gaz]

I'm with you. Dick Grayson is well-established as the best male lay in the DC Universe. Second place, incidentally, is Oliver Queen. J'onn J'onzz doesn't sleep with humans, and Ralph Dibny was a one-woman man. Batman's incapable of connecting to another person well enough, and Superman, while nice, has to be really careful all the time. Also, he's very vanilla and frankly just a smidge dull. Lois won't know what hit her.

Yes, I spend my spare cerebral runtime sexually profiling superheroes. You laugh, but wait'll you see my doctoral dissertation. "Trick Shafts: Why Hawkeye is a better archer than Green Arrow, but Green Arrow's a better lay".
Ollie can't be that good, otherwise Dinah would've killed him while "expressing her appreciation"...

[Noah Johnson]

Ollie can't be that good, otherwise Dinah would've killed him while "expressing her appreciation"...
Thank god, she's a moaner. Though she did once clear out JLA karaoke night by announcing she was doing the Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You".

[Cam63]

Funny thing is if these DC characters had've been female, some may've called them sluts.

[Cam63]

I'm not trying to piss on the thread by being too serious.

'Just stating a fact of the matter.

[Gaz]

I'm not trying to piss on the thread by being too serious.

'Just stating a fact of the matter.
Perfectly true, although I haven't seen many comments to that effect about Wasp or She-Hulk, both of whom have a pretty healthy interest in the opposite sex...

[the4thpip]

I'm with you. Dick Grayson is well-established as the best male lay in the DC Universe. Second place, incidentally, is Oliver Queen. J'onn J'onzz doesn't sleep with humans, and Ralph Dibny was a one-woman man. Batman's incapable of connecting to another person well enough, and Superman, while nice, has to be really careful all the time. Also, he's very vanilla and frankly just a smidge dull. Lois won't know what hit her.

Yes, I spend my spare cerebral runtime sexually profiling superheroes. You laugh, but wait'll you see my doctoral dissertation. "Trick Shafts: Why Hawkeye is a better archer than Green Arrow, but Green Arrow's a better lay".
I hear sparks fly with Black Lightning.

[Dr Manolis Dooplove]

I loved the double-page Dick splash spread in IC#1!

[Pixies Chick]

I'm with you. Dick Grayson is well-established as the best male lay in the DC Universe. Second place, incidentally, is Oliver Queen. J'onn J'onzz doesn't sleep with humans, and Ralph Dibny was a one-woman man. Batman's incapable of connecting to another person well enough, and Superman, while nice, has to be really careful all the time. Also, he's very vanilla and frankly just a smidge dull. Lois won't know what hit her.

Yes, I spend my spare cerebral runtime sexually profiling superheroes. You laugh, but wait'll you see my doctoral dissertation. "Trick Shafts: Why Hawkeye is a better archer than Green Arrow, but Green Arrow's a better lay".

Actually no. You'd have to look to my avatar for real sparks. Dixon established early in Nightwing that Dick feels inferior to Roy in that department. (Donna loved Dick, so she slept with Roy. In NTT #38 - the original "Who is Donna?" story, Dick monologues about how close they are because they aren't lovers. It kinda gives a sense of where his head's at.) Even Superboy has commented on Roy's prowess.

[Gaz]

Actually no. You'd have to look to my avatar for real sparks. Dixon established early in Nightwing that Dick feels inferior to Roy in that department. (Donna loved Dick, so she slept with Roy. In NTT #38 - the original "Who is Donna?" story, Dick monologues about how close they are because they aren't lovers. It kinda gives a sense of where his head's at.) Even Superboy has commented on Roy's prowess.
But Dick overcame the handicap of having Batman as a father.
Roy had Ollie Queen, for cryin' out loud. I'd be good too, if The Hef was my dad.

[Pixies Chick]

But Dick overcame the handicap of having Batman as a father.
Roy had Ollie Queen, for cryin' out loud. I'd be good too, if The Hef was my dad.

Christie Hefner's single, I think.

Exactly right. As Kevin Smith noted, Ollie taught Roy patience. And no cracks about "Speedy" - many a sin can be compensated for -- if you aren't rushing out to fight crime. Poor Babs.

Ollie and Dinah were like the original "get a room" couple. I've got some old Justice League where the bickering kinda fits the old saw that "all problems start in the bedroom," with Dinah snapping at Ollie, but steaming when a woman notices him, and Ollie wearing a groove in the floor around her. When Dinah's injured, Ollie crashes, just can't bear to have anyone touch her.

[Michael P]

Actually no. You'd have to look to my avatar for real sparks. Dixon established early in Nightwing that Dick feels inferior to Roy in that department. (Donna loved Dick, so she slept with Roy. In NTT #38 - the original "Who is Donna?" story, Dick monologues about how close they are because they aren't lovers. It kinda gives a sense of where his head's at.) Even Superboy has commented on Roy's prowess.
Just because Roy will jump anything with breasts and spandex doesn't mean he's got the best skills. It just means he's a man-whore.

[The Xenos]

Yeah. Nighting may get around a bit, but he has some class. Roy definately earns the term man-whore. That or man-slut. I forget which one a friend of mine used to refer to himself as.

-Xenos

[Gaz]

Yeah. Nighting may get around a bit, but he has some class. Roy definately earns the term man-whore. That or man-slut. I forget which one a friend of mine used to refer to himself as.

-Xenos
Roy isn't getting paid, so I'd say man-slut.

[Noah Johnson]

Yeah, Roy's a nice guy, and I've no doubt he's good in bed, but Dick is on a different level from most guys. He's simply more in command of his body than just about anybody else, and doesn't have the multiple psychoses most other people with that kind of control seem to be burdened with. Roy would die if he attempted to do the kind of moves Dick does all the time.

On the Marvel side of things, incidentally, the best lady in bed is the Scarlet Witch. That is a woman very, very in touch with her sexuality. Good, but not nearly as good as she thinks she is: Emma Frost.

[Gaz]

Yeah, Roy's a nice guy, and I've no doubt he's good in bed, but Dick is on a different level from most guys. He's simply more in command of his body than just about anybody else, and doesn't have the multiple psychoses most other people with that kind of control seem to be burdened with. Roy would die if he attempted to do the kind of moves Dick does all the time.

On the Marvel side of things, incidentally, the best lady in bed is the Scarlet Witch. That is a woman very, very in touch with her sexuality. Good, but not nearly as good as she thinks she is: Emma Frost.
It doesn't matter how good Emma is, she can make you think she was the best you ever had. ;)

[Pixies Chick]

Roy isn't getting paid, so I'd say man-slut.

Thanks, y'all for the timely reminder that sex is bad. Why can't I remember that?

Oh yea. Cuz it's fun.

Since it's just a paper character you are criticizing, I'll refrain from my usual genitals shriveling anti-slut-calling curse.

[Azrael52]

Y'know, I never liked Dick until I saw Chuck Dixon's Dick. His Dick was very exciting. It wasn't like Marv Wolfman's Dick, which I didn't really enjoy at all. To be honest, I was pretty surprised by Deven Grayson's Dick and Gail Simone's Dick. Not what I was expecting at all.

Okay. I'm done.

That's Farkin' great!

[Gaz]

Thanks, y'all for the timely reminder that sex is bad. Why can't I remember that?

Oh yea. Cuz it's fun.

Since it's just a paper character you are criticizing, I'll refrain from my usual genitals shriveling anti-slut-calling curse.
Hey! I didn't mean it like that! :(
Would calling Dinah a girl-playa, be better? :p

[Cam63]

To be honest, I was pretty surprised by Deven Grayson's Dick and Gail Simone's Dick. Not what I was expecting at all.

Okay. I'm done.

Not nearly as surprised as their partner's, I'm bettin' !

[Noah Johnson]

Myself, I love finding less-offensive terms for slut to call my various friends. They're all female-oriented, of course, but most of my friends are women, so that works out. Tramp, harlot, and trollop are the most fun, delivered with just the right amount of jocular sarcasm.

So yes, Roy is a trollop.

[Azrael52]

Growing up I saw Batgirl on TV running and fighting. When I started reading comics, I saw her in a wheelchair. Before reading the killing joke, I was worried that in some messed up DC way, that Dick crippled Babs. I mean, I honestly thought maybe Dick put her in that chair.

[Cam63]

Thanks, y'all for the timely reminder that sex is bad. Why can't I remember that?

Oh yea. Cuz it's fun.

Only if you're good at it and Michael Jackson is no way involved.

[Lester C.]

Sexual promiscuity is a vicious double standard. Men and studs and women are whores and that just not right. And if someone goes into an analogy about there being a difference between a mountain climber and a mountain I just might snap.

[Cam63]

Growing up I saw Batgirl on TV running and fighting. When I started reading comics, I saw her in a wheelchair. Before reading the killing joke, I was worried that in some messed up DC way, that Dick crippled Babs. I mean, I honestly thought maybe Dick put her in that chair.

I thought it was one too many Harvey Wallbangers.

Psst ! It's an alcoholic drink !

[Azrael52]

With all the shots of Kori w/Dick and giving Babs's feelings towards Dick, don't you think it's inevitable for the 2 to fight over just who loves Dick the most?

[Cam63]

Sexual promiscuity is a vicious double standard. Men and studs and women are whores and that just not right. And if someone goes into an analogy about there being a difference between a mountain climber and a mountain I just might snap.

Yep.

I knew a dickhead who was OK with his sons getting laid every weekend, but when his daughter had sex for the first time, he burnt her mattress and kicked her out.

[Pixies Chick]

It doesn't matter how good Emma is, she can make you think she was the best you ever had. ;)

I would not have near the pursuasive skills I do if it weren't for this.

I remember reading that in the past, the Navajo, among whom Roy spent his early years, were very open to sexual experience for both males and females, either could be the aggressor, and homosexuality, as well as homosexual marriage were culturally acceptable. Maybe it's one of those Margaret Mead myths, like 'growing up Samoan,' but if it were true, it seems like a good environment to develop a healthy appreciation for sex.

Though I s'pose every individual has their own gut-check on sexual misbehavior. Mine is to never sleep with a moralist or a republican.

[Lester C.]

Here is the difference between Dick and Roy. Dick has to be into the women he’s having sex with. (Cam shut up I know what you are thinking.) Roy will sleep with anyone he finds physically appealing at least pre Donna Troy retuning to DCU.

[Cam63]

I was thinking about kittens !

[Lester C.]

I was thinking about kittens !

Kitten as in Cat. Cat as in... You know I don’t comprehend your logic because my mind is pure and uncorrupted by your sick thoughts.














Dirty minded kangaroo fettuccini eating bastard.

[Gaz]

I was thinking about kittens !
See, that just leads to pussy, you should've said puppies... which leads to breasts... OK, you were gonna get burned either way... :p

[Cam63]

Nope.

Just cute widdle kittens, you buggers !

[Lester C.]

Nope.

Just cute widdle kittens, you buggers !

Buggers. :confused: Well let's see if you pronounce Buggers quickly the B takes on an F sound. The g takes on a C sound. So in actuality you are saying f*****s. Given what you were saying about cats earlier one can only conclude what you are thinking. Not me mind you as my mind is purer than Buda but one as in one Australian I know who is a filthy minded dirty Kangaroo fettuccini eating bastard. Buggers indeed. Smooth Cam smooth. ;)

[Cam63]

Like this.

http://gronnevik.se/rjukan/uploads/Main/cute_kitten.p.jpg

[Cam63]

Buggers. :confused: Well let's see if you pronounce Buggers quickly the B takes on an F sound. The g takes on a C sound. So in actuality you are saying f*****s. Given what you were saying about cats earlier one can only conclude what you are thinking. Not me mind you as my mind is purer than Buda but one as in one Australian I know who is a filthy minded dirty Kangaroo fettuccini eating bastard. Buggers indeed. Smooth Cam smooth. ;)

No, it's " buggers " as in " you crazy kidders. "

In Australia if we want to imply you're a fucker, we just call you a fucker.

We're not subtle.

[Lester C.]

Like this.

http://gronnevik.se/rjukan/uploads/Main/cute_kitten.p.jpg

A picture of a cat (and an underage one at that you bastard) with the words scream Gurl on the bottom of the picture. Girl is slurred so I’m guessing the girl in questions drunker than Zinda at a party. Is there no limits to what depravity your mind can envision?

[Cam63]

Bastard....

[Lester C.]

Bastard....

You’re evil Cam. A few minutes ago I watching an old mini series on TV called The Thorn Birds which takes place in Australia. My screen went with white and the cable went out. Now I’ll never know if female protagonist will marry the priest and live happily ever after. I don’t know how you did it but you took out my cable with you dirty minded kangaroo fettuccini eating magical evil powers. Can anyone tell me if the Priest and the Female protagonist live happily ever after?

[Lester C.]

I’ve been on google for an hour and can’t find the ending to The Thorn Birds. If anyone’s seen just tell me if they get married and live happily ever after.

[Cam63]

The priest becomes a Las Vegas cross dressing entertainer and falls in love with a Michael Jackson impersonator.

Rachel Ward marries Brian Brown ( REALLY ! ).

[Lester C.]

The priest becomes a Las Vegas cross dressing entertainer and falls in love with a Michael Jackson impersonator.

Rachel Ward marries Brian Brown ( REALLY ! ).

I have no way of disproving you Cam but I somehow doubt that’s what happened. Call me a skeptic. The only thing I did find on Google is they have a famous steamy love scene that was controversial because it was on TV and it involved a priest sleeping with someone other than an alter boy. What I can’t find out is if they ever lived happily and it’s driving me nuts. Damn cable went out at the where the female protagonist is trying to seduce and find comfort with the priest after a wild boar kills done kilt her man.

[Gaz]

No, it's " buggers " as in " you crazy kidders. "

In Australia if we want to imply you're a fucker, we just call you a fucker.

We're not subtle.
Besides, he could so easily have gone with the Navy meaning if "bugger". :p

[Lester C.]

Besides, he could so easily have gone with the Navy meaning if "bugger". :p

Can you elaborate the navy concept of bugger without being obscene or offensive? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Michael P]

Can you elaborate the navy concept of bugger without being obscene or offensive? Inquiring minds want to know.
It's what Jerry Falwell can't stand the thought of two men doing to one another.

[Azrael52]

I thought it was one too many Harvey Wallbangers.

Psst ! It's an alcoholic drink !

Thanks for the education, but the mental image was great!

[Lester C.]

I do not want to spoil anything but this week's haul of comics has revealed that yet another major DC heroin has fallen in love with Dick. What is it about Dick that chicks love so much?

[the4thpip]

I do not want to spoil anything but this week's haul of comics has revealed that yet another major DC heroin has fallen in love with Dick. What is it about Dick that chicks love so much?
Let's just say his name isn't exactly false advertising.

[Azrael52]

DC can't help it that Dick really attracts and excites the ladies.

[Noah Johnson]

I do not want to spoil anything but this week's haul of comics has revealed that yet another major DC heroin has fallen in love with Dick. What is it about Dick that chicks love so much?
Because word's gotten around in the spandex community that no matter who you are or where you've been, Dick can show you a new position. Even if he has to make one up on the spot. He is the most flexible man in the DC universe.

Heck, his party piece is going "Okay, everyone, my real quick impression of Batman!" and then sticking his head up his own ass.

[muimi]

Because word's gotten around in the spandex community that no matter who you are or where you've been, Dick can show you a new position. Even if he has to make one up on the spot. He is the most flexible man in the DC universe.

Bendy!Dick :D Oh, the thoughts... OH THE THOUGHTS!! I've such a dirty mind.

Though now I'm curious, who else is in love with Dick?? :mad: Dick + Babs 4EVA!!!

[Lester C.]

Bendy!Dick :D Oh, the thoughts... OH THE THOUGHTS!! I've such a dirty mind.

Though now I'm curious, who else is in love with Dick?? :mad: Dick + Babs 4EVA!!!

This thread isn’t marked for spoilers but let’s just say that if Dick gets into this Superheroin Dick is going to put in prison. No one wants to ever know about what happens to a Dick in prison suffice it to say it’s ugly. Anyway forget Babs as far as I’m concerned only Kory can have Dick to herself.

[Cam63]

4 " Dicks " in one post, huh ?

Hmmm...

[Cam63]

Because word's gotten around in the spandex community that no matter who you are or where you've been, Dick can show you a new position. Even if he has to make one up on the spot. He is the most flexible man in the DC universe.

Heck, his party piece is going "Okay, everyone, my real quick impression of Batman!" and then sticking his head up his own ass.

That would explain Dick's hairstyle, then.

[Lester C.]

4 " Dicks " in one post, huh ?

Hmmm...

What can I say Dick gets around. You know I bet Dick is popular even in Australia. Given the fact the your country takes up an entire continent can you imagine all the fun Dick would have there. I myself would like to see Dick with Cate Blanchett.

[Azrael52]

Has dick always been likable? I wonder who played with Dick when he was little. I wonder if they played with him till he got bigger.

[Adam Crocker]

I myself would like to see Dick with Cate Blanchett.

We'd ALL want to see that.

[Cam63]

What can I say Dick gets around. You know I bet Dick is popular even in Australia. Given the fact the your country takes up an entire continent can you imagine all the fun Dick would have there. I myself would like to see Dick with Cate Blanchett.

Last I saw of Cate, she was Queen of the Elvish Realm so I'm guessing she has no time for Dick.

[Lester C.]

Last I saw of Cate, she was Queen of the Elvish Realm so I'm guessing she has no time for Dick.

I know for a fact that Dick is flexible, slippery, and cunning enough to have no problem navigating and penetrating the Queen of the Elvish Realm hidden Australian compound.









Okay now I'm done unless Cam drags me back in. :o

[Cam63]

Well, I'm done with Dick.

Religion, anyone ?