Odd Duck Films Presents...

[sk716]

... a little shameless self-promotion.

What Mac, Cream Filled Taco, and Shades do it all the time?

The first episode of "The Eric & Ray Show" is now online at the Odd Duck site.

Go download it! (http://www.oddduckfilms.com/eric_ray_show/index.html)

The warning at the top of the page is not entirely joking.

[Shades0077]

Nice. The Nub-Fu stuff was pretty hilarious. I liked the completely random things with the signs.

On a technical note, the sound was a little bit harder to hear in the interview section than in the Eric and Ray sitting down on the floor section.

Where's the self promoting though? Are you behind the camera?

[sk716]

Nice. The Nub-Fu stuff was pretty hilarious. I liked the completely random things with the signs.

On a technical note, the sound was a little bit harder to hear in the interview section than in the Eric and Ray sitting down on the floor section.

Where's the self promoting though? Are you behind the camera?

Yeah, producer, director, writer.

I noticed the sound but I couldn't get it cleaned up any. Next episode will have better sound, hopefully.

[Cream Filled Taco]

That was funny!

Favorite quotes:

"I'm glad I don't sell coke."
and
"Quadriplegicly speaking"


The two guys were great in the sit down on the carpet segments. I liked the signs. The Nub section seemed too long though, kinda like one of those single joke snl skits that go five minutes too long. I liked the fu part, but I think the interview could've been a lot more enjoyable if it were shorter.

[Cam63]

I'd love to see and hear it, but the sound currently aint workin' on me 'puter :(

[Monkey Boy]

I'm glad to call myself Nubby.

[sk716]

That was funny!

Favorite quotes:

"I'm glad I don't sell coke."
and
"Quadriplegicly speaking"


The two guys were great in the sit down on the carpet segments. I liked the signs. The Nub section seemed too long though, kinda like one of those single joke snl skits that go five minutes too long. I liked the fu part, but I think the interview could've been a lot more enjoyable if it were shorter.

Pretty much every word said was improv, we have decided that sketches will be scripted from now on leaving the fireplace chats improvised.

Thanks for the kudos though. Episode 2 should be in the can tomorrow night, maybe... if it doesn't rain... or we can't think of anything particularly funny.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Pretty much every word said was improv, we have decided that sketches will be scripted from now on leaving the fireplace chats improvised.

Thanks for the kudos though. Episode 2 should be in the can tomorrow night, maybe... if it doesn't rain... or we can't think of anything particularly funny.

Can't wait to see it!

[Azrael52]

Man! That totally sucked! What type of crap are you waisting our time with!?!

[Shades0077]

Pretty much every word said was improv, we have decided that sketches will be scripted from now on leaving the fireplace chats improvised.

Thanks for the kudos though. Episode 2 should be in the can tomorrow night, maybe... if it doesn't rain... or we can't think of anything particularly funny.
Man, you guys must be in monsoon season, if it's been raining for this long.

[Azrael52]

I'm glad to call myself Nubby.
Oooohh! We sure don't want to hear about you calling yourself Nubby!

Plus, yeah, we're having to build an arc to film in b/c of all the rain.

[sk716]

Man, you guys must be in monsoon season, if it's been raining for this long.

First there was rain, then there was me down with a cold, then more rain.
And I believe it's more rain this weekend.
April is monsoon season in Arkansas.
If Azrael didn't work Monday thru Friday we might be able to get more done. But nooooo he has to work. And when he's not at work his wife makes him stay home and do chores!!! :D

[Shades0077]

First there was rain, then there was me down with a cold, then more rain.
And I believe it's more rain this weekend.
April is monsoon season in Arkansas.
If Azrael didn't work Monday thru Friday we might be able to get more done. But nooooo he has to work. And when he's not at work his wife makes him stay home and do chores!!! :D
You should use all the rain to your advantage. Odd Duck Films presents... Waterworld 2: Monsoon Mayhem!

[Azrael52]

You should use all the rain to your advantage. Odd Duck Films presents... Waterworld 2: Monsoon Mayhem!
Or Monkeyboy and I could build an arc and try to find 2 of every animal!

[Monkey Boy]

Yeah, lets find two of every animal. Then we would have a big boat o' animal poo. I always wanted a big boat o' animal poo.

And sk716 needs to stop making up excuses why we haven't done another episode. Its because shes lazy and dosen't want to do anything.

Okay, its really because I'm lazy and don't want to do anything.

Its not Azrael52's fault his wife has him whipped. Yeah it is you big sissy.

[sk716]

Barring another monsoon weekend we will finish up the second episode on Saturday.

Funnier than the first and less rambling. I make no guarantees about sound quality until I can find a mic that works with my camera and doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

[Shades0077]

Barring another monsoon weekend we will finish up the second episode on Saturday.

Funnier than the first and less rambling. I make no guarantees about sound quality until I can find a mic that works with my camera and doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
I've found that money works quite well for buying things. Not many stores accept limbs these days.

Also, hooray. Good luck getting it finished up!

[sk716]

Good news, I'm cutting episode two right now.

And episode three is shot and will be edited together sometime tonight.

Both will be uploaded within the next twelve hours.

[Azrael52]

We laughed, we cried. We laughed while filming and cried when we saw how un-funny 2 and 3 were. No, really, they are better than 1. We did a lot of wacky stuff, too. It works well. Hey, Shades, we added a little somethin' for you at the end of episode 3.

I'm out, I gotta go take a bubble bath and listen to my Hansen CD.

[sk716]

Azrael has had a long day. Under any other circumstances I don't believe he would have publicy admitted to his adoration of Hanson.

[Shades0077]

Good stuff in Episode 2. The music during the non-sitting segments was absolutely perfect. I liked how Eric kept getting pushed down/beat up by 2Ray. Masturbation jokes are always hilarious, as is slapping people in the face.

Another fine job, Odd Duck crew.

[Azrael52]

Personally, I think the best part is when Eric says in a histerical-crying-all-of-a-sudden-crying voice, "I miss Ray."

P.S.: Ray definitely makes the show!!! Keep up the good work!!! Your're the man, by far!!! Do I smell spin-off??? How about the "&Ray Show"???
P.P.S: Too much punctuation???????????????

[sk716]

Good stuff in Episode 2. The music during the non-sitting segments was absolutely perfect. I liked how Eric kept getting pushed down/beat up by 2Ray. Masturbation jokes are always hilarious, as is slapping people in the face.

Another fine job, Odd Duck crew.


Yay, two episodes and we still have a fan!

2Ray does that to Eric in real life, too. :D

I'm going to make every effort to get episode 3 cut and uploaded this week. I think we'll be shooting episode 4 on Friday.

[Azrael52]

Take that Star Wars fans, while you're waiting on Episode 3 to come out, so are all of our Fans (Fans? Ah, FAN!).

[Shades0077]

I'm a fan of both. It'll be the showdown of the century.

Eric and Ray Episode 3 vs. Star Wars Episode 3

I predict much carnage. Maybe a little bit of Venom too.

[sk716]

I should have done this a week ago when I got the episode up, but I've been busy.

Episode 3 is up!!!


Barring anymore sudden visitors, Episode 4 will be shot tomorrow.

[Shades0077]

Great episode folks!

Did I detect a little bit of a Family Guy reference when Eric was sighing after being kicked in the crotch?

I loved the zoo bits. Taunting the chicken. Spitting llama. Awesome.

Monsoon season! Woo!

[Papergirl]

Hee! Great stuff! I look forward to #4, But it should come with a Not-Coffee-Safe warning. :p


~Bev
*cleans coffee off monitor and keyboard*

[Cream Filled Taco]

Har! Episode three was fun! You lost me a bit in episode two, but three brought back the love. Bring on #4!

[sk716]

Hee! Great stuff! I look forward to #4, But it should come with a Not-Coffee-Safe warning. :p


~Bev
*cleans coffee off monitor and keyboard*


I'll make sure to get that up under the offensive/bandwidth warning.


Don't worry Taco, for Episode Four we have "Ray's Storytime" and "Stupid Eric Tricks" planned.

[Shades0077]

Don't worry Taco, for Episode Four we have "Ray's Storytime" and "Stupid Eric Tricks" planned.
I have a feeling that this will be quite comical.

[sk716]

As I type this, "The Eric & Ray Show: Episode 4 - Funnier Than Dead Penguins" is compressing into Windows Media format.

It will be up and viewable sometime before Midnight CDT.

AND...

Episode 5 is all shot, and I gotta tell ya, Eric sings a pirate shanty you'll never forget...

But in an effort to keep expectations low, I don't intend to edit or upload Episode 5 until sometime next week.

Remember, all stories related during 'Ray's Storytime' are 100% true.

[sk716]

Oh, yeah, "The Eric and Ray Show" is up under it's own domain now.

http://www.ericandrayshow.com

[Cream Filled Taco]

Hmmm. All the episodes lead to 404 errors for me. I used to be able to get to them fine. New server problems?

[sk716]

My bad, two, three, and four are working now. Episode one isn't yet, it still needs to be uploaded again.

[Shades0077]

Best ending ever. Really really creepy, but totally hilarious too.

Judging by what the options were, I think I'm glad that Eric didn't get to do a trick.

Poor Ray and his bustime adventures.

Good job everyone!

[sk716]

Heh, you think that was good, wait 'til you see 5.

[sk716]

Five is cut, but I'm still not uploading it until at least Wednesday...

But, I'll leave a little screencap...

http://www.ericandrayshow.com/screencaps/ep5.jpg

[Cam63]

Cool :)
------

[Shades0077]

Pirates! WOO!

[Azrael52]

Arrrgh! Speaking of "Just looking for some booty", Sk, did the shot we filmed with Eric's ass and . . . nether quarters. . . get left in there?

Glad to see we can add Papergirl to our fanbase of Shades, Taco, my cousin (who I paid quite hansomely) and Crystal (who's warped anyway). Welcome aboard Papergirl! :D

Now if we can only get Gail involved. OOOOOHHH! "The Gail and Ray Show!" :rolleyes:

[sk716]

Episode 5 is UP!!!!!

What are you hanging around here for? Go watch it! (http://www.ericandrayshow.com)

The site has been completely redesigned and is experiencing technical difficulties in MoZilla and Netscape browsers. The good news is you can still see where to download, it just looks friggin' awful.

[sk716]

Arrrgh! Speaking of "Just looking for some booty", Sk, did the shot we filmed with Eric's ass and . . . nether quarters. . . get left in there?

Yeah, right, and scare away what few fans we have, I think not. We'll save it for the DVD.

Glad to see we can add Papergirl to our fanbase of Shades, Taco, my cousin (who I paid quite hansomely) and Crystal (who's warped anyway). Welcome aboard Papergirl! :D
Yep, that's the whole fan base... we gotta get better exposure. And I don't mean Eric's butt.

Now if we can only get Gail involved. OOOOOHHH! "The Gail and Ray Show!" :rolleyes:

Hold your breath, 'kay. Wait until I have the camera though.

[Shades0077]

I was busy with final projects and whatnot, so I just got a chance to watch Episode 5 now.

Best one yet. Oh man, I was dying. The pirate song was hilarious. You referenced my favorite line from Clerks.

It seemed like this one was a lot more randomness, which was totally awesome.

The only thing that would have made it better would have been if Ray dressed up as a ninja to fight Pirate Eric.

[sk716]

Episodes 6 & 7 are up!!!

http://www.ericandrayshow.com

[Cream Filled Taco]

Dumbassed goodness!!!!

[Azrael52]

AAAHHHHH! Armegeddon is here! The final seal has been broken! Eric and Ray found the funny. Good job Shel. Thanks for letting me have a week off for B-Day. I should be over next Friday.

Love Peace and Chicken Grease!

P.S. Someone PLEASE come to the ericandrayshow forums and break the tie on the poll! (Hey, that sounds a lot like a game Aunt Steve and I used to play . . . "Hey, Ray, wanna come break the tie on the poll?")

[Shades0077]

Ultimate Ferret Fighting! Argh, why was Eric's shirt off?

Sassie Jackie! What the hell? Is that one of those dollar store dolls? Those are awesome.

Black riding hood! Oh snap! He(She?) busted a cap!

[Shades0077]

I've got a shrink ray. Well I've got an ugly Ray. Brilliant!

Is faced some crazy hip southern lingo for getting drunk?

I'm crying just like his bitch ass!

Two hilarious episodes guys. Great work!

[Azrael52]

Thanks Shades! But don't get to expecting it. We're not funny . . . we're just really good at bluffing!

[sk716]

Sassie Jackie! What the hell? Is that one of those dollar store dolls? Those are awesome.


Essentially, yes. They come in two varieties, Police Officer and Sassy Jackie. I opened a case and pulled out a "Police Officer" carded wrong. Ahh, Sassy Jackie has provided me hours of laughs since then.

Is faced some crazy hip southern lingo for getting drunk?

As in "getting shit-faced". Often used when you are somewhere you can't swear, work, school, church...

Should we put out a South to World dictionary?

And nobody knows why Eric had his shirt off, he does have a bit of an exhibitionist streak, though. Someday I'll release a DVD with all of the unused footage. But you probably don't want to see it, because Eric has a bit of an exhibitionist streak.

I have been working on a DVD Collection, mainly because I need to clean off my hard drive. If anyone knows a cost effective (read: super cheap) way to market the discs let me know.

[sk716]

Once again our fandom (read: Shades and Taco) have spurred us on to even greater heights of dumbassity. Therefore, I am both proud and ashamed to present...

Episode 8: Disco Eric (http://www.ericandrayshow.com)

http://www.ericandrayshow.com/screencaps/ep8.jpg

[Cream Filled Taco]

That was fantastic! sk716 speaks! Sperm! Dancing! Nomadic ferret!

[Shades0077]

Woo! Disembodied camera voices!

"I could have been on Friends!"

Humming!

The cookie scene? Pure brilliance.

[Cream Filled Taco]

sk716, I've added a few suggestions to your Dare Eric section.

[sk716]

sk716, I've added a few suggestions to your Dare Eric section.

It's about time, we've been waiting weeks for one of you to notice.

I'm taking them under consideration.

I'm sure Ray will be along to throw in his two cents before the day is out, Eric might, but he bought a new XBox game the other day and has to be forcibly reminded to go to the bathroom.

[Azrael52]

Yep, more dumbassity than you could shake a . . . gord at! You'll get it later. I'm heading over to see what you put up in the "Dare Eric" forum. (Secretly hoping it brings pain and bodily harm). By the way, Papergirl? Has anyone seen her? We have so few fans, I yearn for the day when I don't give a damn if one of you are missing ... ok, that's not true, actually. I'm a very sensitive guy. I gave Eric a cookie, just like I promised.

[sk716]

Okay fans, I've got something, but it's not an episode. To quote my favorite line ever spoken by Mel Brooks, "Moichindising, Moichindising, Moichindising".

So, I opened a Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com/ericandrayshow) store. But, I don't intend to keep apparel there long since I'm looking very seriously at Print Mojo. The thing with Print Mojo is we have to pay for the Merchandise up front, but it's high quality stuff, either screen printed or embroidered and tons of options. The prices with Print Mojo are pretty reasonable, even with a large mark-up (to allow for the creation of more stock) the prices are still reasonable, $12.00 for a quality screen printed t-shirt isn't unreasonable, is it?

So what I'm asking you guys is, if we make it, will ya buy it?

Oh, yeah, I've already got stickers coming, they'll be available at the Super Comic Guys Store (http://www.supercomicguys.com) as soon as they come in. I'm also looking at a deal for poster printing.

[Cream Filled Taco]

So what I'm asking you guys is, if we make it, will ya buy it?

Hey wait....where's your Monkey Spit t-shirt?!!!

[sk716]

Hey wait....where's your Monkey Spit t-shirt?!!!

You have Monkey Spit t-shirts? Sweet!

Crowley has put up a shop at Cafe Press, we're all going into the t-shirt business!

[Cream Filled Taco]

You have Monkey Spit t-shirts? Sweet!

Crowley has put up a shop at Cafe Press, we're all going into the t-shirt business!


http://www.monkeyspit.com/store/

Hope you have much better luck than we've had!

[sk716]

http://www.monkeyspit.com/store/

Hope you have much better luck than we've had!

I bought two, look for one of them on The Eric & Ray Show.

[Cream Filled Taco]

I bought two, look for one of them on The Eric & Ray Show.

Har! Thanks! Consider at least one Eric and Ray shirt sold to me!

[Shades0077]

When I am not poor and in debt (which will happen roundabouts Octoberish), I will buy a shirt and/or various other assorted merch. I'm a big fan of buttons and stickers.

[Dark Galaxy]

When I am not poor and in debt (which will happen roundabouts Octoberish), I will buy a shirt and/or various other assorted merch. I'm a big fan of buttons and stickers.

You're all about the flair.

[Cream Filled Taco]

You're all about the flair.

Crap. That was me that said that.

[Shades0077]

Crap. That was me that said that.
Yeah, I bet. You're just covering for your woman.

[sk716]

Good news, in the midst of the merchandising blitz, there was filming!

Episode 9: Laundry Day, will be up sometime tomorrow night.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Episode 9: Laundry Day, will be up sometime tomorrow night.

Woohoo! Dirty lunadry!

[sk716]

Woohoo! Dirty lunadry!

You have NO idea!

:p

[sk716]

As promised (for once) Episode Nine is up and ready for download.

[Cream Filled Taco]

I've gone freaking blind!


It burns, even five minutes later...

[Cream Filled Taco]

My shirt arrived today! Looks fantastic! Nothing like a little Eric and Ray on my back.

[Shades0077]

Please, please, please, for the love of god, tell me that Eric was wearing tighty whiteys at the very least.

Also, Ray's Storytime continues its tradition of excellence.

Was Swami Eric trying to smoke a gourd?

[sk716]

My shirt arrived today! Looks fantastic! Nothing like a little Eric and Ray on my back.

Wear it proudly. I'm glad to hear it looks good, I was worried about Cafe Press.

Please, please, please, for the love of god, tell me that Eric was wearing tighty whiteys at the very least.

We wound up a pair of shorts so tightly that Eric was suffering a bit.


Was Swami Eric trying to smoke a gourd?

Of course he was.

We have big plans for Episode 10. We're not shooting this week though. Ray is closing on his new home and has some moving and work to do there. And Eric is celebrating his birthday with family out of town this weekend. I'll be able to focus on fixing the audio problems on the DVD. Some players read the audio fine, others are cutting out audio altogether early in Episode 5.

And we are already starting to plan out a Halloween Special.

[sk716]

The Monkey Spit shirts arrived Thursday. They received the Stinky seal of approval, he sniffed them for a hour and a half yesterday before finally going to play in his box.

Mac, are you rubbing ferret treats on these things?

[Cream Filled Taco]

Mac, are you rubbing ferret treats on these things?

Well, you did check the "Ferret friendly" box on the order form, so what do you expect?!!!

[sk716]

Pandering to ferret owners... hmm, there's a way to make an extra buck.

The DVD audio problems have been isolated, sort of, there's still a problem with first generation players. The DVD's will be mailed out today.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Got my DVD today, in full screen glory! Fun cover! Thanks guys!

http://thor.ws/cbr/ericandray.jpg

[Shades0077]

Seeing CFT's post made me go check my mail, and lo and behold! An Eric and Ray Show DVD was waiting for me! Thanks sk, Eric, and Ray!

Spiffy packaging.

Also, creepy side note, sk and I have the same apartment letter!

Plus, my TV kicks CFT's laptop's ass.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/Shades0077/IMG_0364.jpg

[Cream Filled Taco]

Plus, my TV kicks CFT's laptop's ass.


Eat it!

http://thor.ws/cbr/tv1.JPG

[sk716]

Glad to hear you're enjoying them. How's the Audio on your DVD players?

[Shades0077]

Glad to hear you're enjoying them. How's the Audio on your DVD players?
I'm supposed to be doing the hella lot of school work that I have to do, so I only watched Episode 5, but the audio was quite aurally pleasing. I didn't notice any problems. I'm playing it on a PS2, if that makes any difference with the problems you were having before.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Glad to hear you're enjoying them. How's the Audio on your DVD players?

I've only watched a couple so far, but it all sounds good to me.

[sk716]

Let me know if any audio problems turn up.


So, Shades' favorite episode is 5, huh?


When I get the site moved (AGAIN, damn you Xigna Hosting, you suck!) to the new host server, I'm going to see about putting in a Viewer Reviews Section. And it's perfectly okay to mention that Episode One is too long and can sometimes be painful to watch. Hell, I say it all the time.

[Azrael52]

And it's perfectly okay to mention that Episode One is too long and can sometimes be painful to watch. Hell, I say it all the time.

Yes, you do tend to say that a lot. Eric and I like to add that Episodes 2-9 also fall in that same category.

Yes, there should be episode 10 up in the next couple of days according to Sk. We filmed tonight, and we had a slight setback due to Eric's candy cravings!

The shirt was comfortable and made for a great cheap pop (is there really any other type?) for monkeyspit.com.

Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
I'm out!

[sk716]

As Azreal pointed out, we shot episode 10 last night. It will be a few days before I get it cut and loaded. Animation takes time ya know...

[Dark Galaxy]

Animation takes time ya know...

Are Eric and Ray done with stop motion or computers? The guys look fairly realistic!

Crap! That was from me, CFT!

[sk716]

Are Eric and Ray done with stop motion or computers? The guys look fairly realistic!

Crap! That was from me, CFT!

Are you kidding, computers could be programmed to stay on script.

No, it's the return of ...

In the Beginning

[sk716]

*drum roll*

The Eric & Ray Show returns!

I'm rendering Episode 10 as I type.

As soon as I start the upload, I'm going to start cutting Episode 11 together.

That's two episodes for the wait of five!

We've already made plans for our shoot next week, stay tuned.

EDIT:
Episode 10 is UP!!!

[Cream Filled Taco]

Vic is the man! I smell love in the air when he and Eric share the screen. But Ray, he is a fashion diva! Thanks for the plug! We appreciate it. Not enough to pay you, though. If we did, then Sean would start asking to get paid. And you know he'd just spend it on booze, psp games, and ho's with Jak and Daxter tats on their inner thighs.

Three questions:

1. Did Eric have lice, and you had to shave him?
2. What did the first sperm say at the beginning of the show? I couldn't make it out.
3. When do we get a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous treatment at Ray's new house?

Whoops, almost forgot. MacQ put up some Eric and Ray banners on Monkey Spit at some point during the weekend. The monkey now looks like he's spitting on Eric.

[sk716]

Vic is the man! I smell love in the air when he and Eric share the screen. But Ray, he is a fashion diva! Thanks for the plug! We appreciate it. Not enough to pay you, though. If we did, then Sean would start asking to get paid. And you know he'd just spend it on booze, psp games, and ho's with Jak and Daxter tats on their inner thighs.

I'm sure Ray wouldn't want to contribute to the downfall of Shades. Besides, we plug sites we like for nothing. Vic's blog gets a plug at the end of Episode 12. In case you miss it though:

http://tasteslikecomics.oddduck.net

Three questions:

1. Did Eric have lice, and you had to shave him?

I wish it were that simple.

2. What did the first sperm say at the beginning of the show? I couldn't make it out.

"I'm not my fucking khakis"


3. When do we get a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous treatment at Ray's new house?

That's not a bad idea, wonder what his wife will say...

It'll be a few weeks, though, next Saturday we're going on location to shoot what will probably be Episode 14.

Whoops, almost forgot. MacQ put up some Eric and Ray banners on Monkey Spit at some point during the weekend. The monkey now looks like he's spitting on Eric.

Yeah! Eric will just love that, nothing but love for him.

And sweet, we got prime real estate, thanks Mac! The GIF's don't seem to be playing right though.

I'll put together a couple of static banners and put them up on our link to us page.

[Azrael52]

Wassapin? Sorry we've been neglecting everyone . . . Is that fine Shel? . . . oh, more appologizing? . . . Ok . . . (Elipses!! Rock!!). Sorry you had to wait, but just think, we were saving your brain cells . . . and probably souls, come to think of it. One more thing before I go: I'm missing a couple of our one-time contributors like Papergirl and Cam. Where's my Peeps? Sorry, I changed the subject, now I'm talking about Easter candies . . . mmmmmm Peeps good.

Ok, love peace and chicken grease.

I'll give 5 doll hairs to the person who can tell me what movie that's off of.

[sk716]

Episode 12 is up!!!

Along with a new poll question.

http://www.ericandrayshow.com

[Shades0077]

Yikes! I was really far behind on my Eric And Ray goodness!

Episode 10: "Come here often?" Hah! Monkeyspit! Woo! Stickers! Michael Clark Duncan!

Episode 11: Vic is pretty mean. I love it! "I have a job, you eat planets." Genius! Galactus!

Episode 12: "You do like penis!" Haha! Birds of Prey in the litter box? NOOOOO! Light scent of lilac! Oh shit, he'll devour her!

Great stuff guys! Hooray!

[Azrael52]

Yeah that was great and all, but . . . none of it was supposed to happen! Vic was just supposed to fill in, not put us in the closet (well, Eric was already there, but you know what I mean). Curse you, Evil Vic!

Seriously, Shades, glad you liked it . . . and don't fall behind again or else I'll sick Vic on you!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! :evilangry

[Cream Filled Taco]

Another great episode! Vic needs to have his own segment each week, where he plots against Eric and Ray. I want a silent Spy vs. Spy episode, where the guys fight it out with Vic!

[sk716]

Another great episode! Vic needs to have his own segment each week, where he plots against Eric and Ray. I want a silent Spy vs. Spy episode, where the guys fight it out with Vic!

Actually, Vic is getting his own regular segment. At the moment it is rants. But that is subject to change on a whim.

Just wait until next weekend when I put up Episode 13.

[Ringslinger76]

oh don't worry.... I've got so much in mind for my good buddies Eric and Ray... bwa hahahahahahahah... I think next time I shall send them to pick up my pizza order with EXPIRED COUPONS! hahahahahhaha.. I'm just a sick bastard.

[MacQuarrie]

The Monkey Spit shirts arrived Thursday. They received the Stinky seal of approval, he sniffed them for a hour and a half yesterday before finally going to play in his box.

Mac, are you rubbing ferret treats on these things?
I guess I should finally answer this question....

No ferret treats, but our cats have been known to lie down in any open box with soft things in it. One or more of them may have napped on your t-shirts at some point, so Stinky may be enjoying the scent of Lois, Clark, Lex (now sadly deceased), Jake & Elwood (now adopted out, and Elwood turned out to be Ella), Ferris, Jeannie, Piewacket (now adopted out), or Jo Mamma.

[Azrael52]

Hey, Mac! Don't look now, but you were the 100th poster (one for each of your cats as it turns out!). Hey, Shel, can't we have some virtual confeti or something for him?

[sk716]

Ha, ha!!!

As I type The Eric & Ray Show Halloween Special is compressing!!!

That's right, Mac & CFT got a "Fourth Wall" out so Odd Duck Films finally got around to doing an episode.

[sk716]

It's up!!


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The Eric & Ray Show Halloween Special

http://www.ericandrayshow.com

[Azrael52]

SK, On the way home, I realized we had forgotten to film a small segment. Oh well, it's not like our fans want it to go on any longer, right!?

[Shades0077]

This shall be watched later on in the evening after work and other things.

So sayeth Sean!

[Cream Filled Taco]

I believe in Halloween trees! I believe!

Thanks guys! And thanks for not giving us a full length shower view.

[Azrael52]

"Full length" with Eric???? Please.

[Monkey Boy]

Funny Azrael but at least my "full length can't be viewed on a gameboy micro.

Ha HA HA

[Azrael52]

Yeah, it's too grainy....you know, the Game Boy.

[Monkey Boy]

Thats exactly what I was talking about. You can't see anything on those things. The screen is about the size of a quarter. And who wants to play with anything on a quarter.

[Monkey Boy]

1. Did Eric have lice, and you had to shave him?
2. What did the first sperm say at the beginning of the show? I couldn't make it out.
3. When do we get a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous treatment at Ray's new house?

Whoops, almost forgot. MacQ put up some Eric and Ray banners on Monkey Spit at some point during the weekend. The monkey now looks like he's spitting on Eric.

No I didn't have lice, thank you

Monkeys are always spitting on me. WWWHHHYYY

[Azrael52]

He's a winy little runt. What? I said 'runt'? (Family Guy humour!)

[Monkey Boy]

HA HA HA

Don't be mad because I'm not fat. Oh yeah and I don't have a patch of hair over my left titty. Come to think of it I don't have any hair on my chest so at least you have some.

[Azrael52]

Well, my grandfather was part werewof. Just the left tit part.

[Monkey Boy]

That explains the moodyness once a month.

[Monkey Boy]

I think we should get rid of Ray and replace him with the much funnier Vic. Rays a looser thats part werewolf and I hate werewolfs.

[Azrael52]

That explains the moodyness once a month.

No, THAT comes from my grandmother. ;)

[Azrael52]

I think we should get rid of Ray and replace him with the much funnier Vic. Rays a looser thats part werewolf and I hate werewolfs.

Who're you calling 'loose'?

[Azrael52]

Eric, w/o saying who our guest might be (don't want to spoil it with our fan(s))....

I emailed Corey and Jay to see if they could get us an interview. No can do; they're still trying to land one. They suggested contacting his record company. I might do that if I get a second.

Side note: If you want me to start getting your comics for you at 10% off at my LCS, let me know, and pay me in advance. I ain't a freakin' bank! This is fat, not change!

[Monkey Boy]

Check and she if the interview is a go. And yes start getting my books for me. That would save me the trouble.

Spawn, Batgirl, Flash, BoP

I'm calling you a looser you looser.

[Ringslinger76]

You mean loser right? Looser is more of a statement of his indescriminent sexual practices more than a reference of his lowly place beneath the heel of the universe.

I quite happy pulling limited duty.. my current pudginess has me very wary of seeing myself on camera. :D More DDR workout mode for me it seems. Sides, who could replace Ray? Everybody loves that guy. I'm the bitchy one that hates everything.. Its like giving Norm Macdonald his own show.. yeah you love the guy.. but for some reason he doesn't work outside of an ensemble. We can't all be David Hasselhoff. Germans love that guy.

[Azrael52]

Now I'm "looser and looser"? Gonna need a 2X4

[Monkey Boy]

You mean loser right? Looser is more of a statement of his indescriminent sexual practices more than a reference of his lowly place beneath the heel of the universe.

I quite happy pulling limited duty.. my current pudginess has me very wary of seeing myself on camera. :D More DDR workout mode for me it seems. Sides, who could replace Ray? Everybody loves that guy. I'm the bitchy one that hates everything.. Its like giving Norm Macdonald his own show.. yeah you love the guy.. but for some reason he doesn't work outside of an ensemble. We can't all be David Hasselhoff. Germans love that guy.

He's a looser and a loser.

Sk is getting me the new Mario dance mix for christmas.

David Hasselhoff can like one of my ferrets.

[Shades0077]

Despite my lofty promises of watching the episode on Monday, I didn't get a chance to do so until last night. Well worth the wait. Another great episode guys. Big ups to you, the ODF crew.

So what was the actual count for boxes of Nerds in Eric's mouth?

On a technical, website related note, on the front page sidebar, where the episodes are listed, the Halloween link doesn't work. You have to go to the episodes index page to download it.

[Azrael52]

Hey, has anyone else tried the Ericbot on the site? For those of you who know Eric, it's almost a perfect match. I asked if it was Gay and it said something about how it was a robot and wasn't intersted in sex. That is so him!

[Ringslinger76]

HEY, I'm the mean one. *Hits Ray in head with Klondike bar* I f'n hate Klondike bars.

[Azrael52]

Ouch! Next time use a Koolaid packet!

[Azrael52]

Hey, guys and dolls (they're action figures!!!). Just to let you know that Sk has sent this in once, I've sent it in once before as well, but finally on our 3rd time, one of our very funny local radio shows added ericandrayshow.com to their "Missing Links" section of their program and website. You can find their site and a lot of funny/weird stuff here Corey and Jay Show (http://www.coreyandjayshow.com)

(Gee, that name sounds vaguely familiar.....

[sk716]

Hey, guys and dolls (they're action figures!!!). Just to let you know that Sk has sent this in once, I've sent it in once before as well, but finally on our 3rd time, one of our very funny local radio shows added ericandrayshow.com to their "Missing Links" section of their program and website. You can find their site and a lot of funny/weird stuff here Corey and Jay Show (http://www.coreyandjayshow.com)

(Gee, that name sounds vaguely familiar.....

Wooooo Hoooo!!! We finally made it!!!

The Eric and Ray Show - these two guys are all the way up to 12 episodes. We're dumbfounded.

Yes, yes, so am I.....

[Azrael52]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahah ahahaawww!!!!!

[Monkey Boy]

We did it. We made it on Missing Links. Its just a matter of time before we're getting payed. Booya. I can almost taste the money. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Azrael52]

hahahahahahah....wait.....You're not getting paid?

[Monkey Boy]

What and you are? Thats it. I'm going to hurt someone. This ends now. Those in my way shall feel my wrath.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe :evilsmile

[Azrael52]

I didn't mean to get you all excited. You can work off of tips if you'd like, you know, like a Moil.

[Azrael52]

Well, the phone lines have been flooded by the fans. They are demanding The Eric and Ray Show to die.

Ok, just for the fans, we'll pull the cast together. Yes, even Eric the Jackass.

See ya soon. freakin' community service.

[Lester C.]

My Exclusive Interview with Eric, From The Eric and Ray Show Part One

OR

Who The Daddy Drama Scandal Rocks the Eric and Ray Show.
Lester: It’s made to our attention (The Ninja Faction) that you news you wish to share with your adoring public.

Eric: I’m pregnant with Ray’s baby.

Lester: What?

Eric: Pregnant. Knocked up. A bun in the oven. In Trouble. Can I make this any more clear you fucking ninja retard? The clues were all fucking there man. Why do you think I switched my Cowboy Bebop avatars for a sandwich? I did because now I’m eating for two.

Lester: Forgive my skepticism but how was this feat accomplished? :confused:

Eric: *looks at Lester Angrily* How do you think Jackass. They don’t have the bird and the bees in the midfuckingwest.

Lester: Settle down sonny. I was just wondering if this feat was attributed to science.

Eric: Or magic. It would have to be magic because the only science we have in Arkansas... come to think of it we don’t have no fucking Science in Arkansas. It’d have to be magic that gave me Ray’s baby.

Lester: Do you know a mage?

Eric: Well there is one lebian we know that has long raven colored hair, always has two ferrets perched on her shoulders, and wears a pirate cap. Now that I think about it might be particular.

Lester: I think you mean peculiar.

Eric: Shut the fuck up. Anyway, I find it particular that the lebian ferret, the one that on her left shoulder has glowing eyes.

Lester: Moving on has how did Ray take the news that you were pregnant?

Eric: That the fucking thing that’s pissing me off man. First, he said, ‘I don’t give a douche that you’re knocked up. Everyone knows you a ho that’s wants money from the comic book shop Ringslinger and me are going to open up one day.’

Lester: How did his words make you feel?

Eric: Horrible. How dare he call me a ho. It was always, ‘Be my little Monkey Boy. Climb me Monkey Boy. Fix it so I can’t sit without felling pain Monkey Boy.’ Now that I’m in the family way.
Lester: Mansion family?

Eric: Shut the fuck up.

Lester: Did you inquire about child support.

Eric: I asked him what he was prepared to do if the baby was his. And his response was ‘Not a damn thing.’

Lester: Well that concludes my first interview with Eric. Remember kids you play you pay so, for the love of god, put a condom on. Also word on the street is that Ray is cheating on his baby daddy with this man.

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[Azrael52]

Eric:[/B] I’m pregnant with Ray’s baby.

Lester: Forgive my skepticism but how was this feat accomplished? :confused:

Lester: I was just wondering if this feat was attributed to science.

Eric: Or magic. It’d have to be magic that gave me Ray’s baby.

Lester: Moving on has how did Ray take the news that you were pregnant?

Eric: First, he said, ‘I don’t give a douche that you’re knocked up.’

Lester: How did his words make you feel?

Eric: Horrible. How dare he call me a ho. It was always, ‘Be my little Monkey Boy. Climb me Monkey Boy. Fix it so I can’t sit without felling pain Monkey Boy.’ Now that I’m in the family way.

Lester: Mansion family?

Eric: Shut the fuck up.

Lester: Also word on the street is that Ray is cheating on his baby daddy with this man.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/Dolphin-m.jpg

1. I so agree that it'd have to be magic, b/c THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER WAY POSSIBLE FOR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO THIS OCCURING.

2. Wow, that is so me, I'm always saying "I don't give a douche." So uncanny.

3. Lester, the part about the climb me and make me not be able to sit . . . please, stop projecting, Mr. I-heart-Savant.

4. Yes, if this were to happen, we'd be the Mansion family. Like Bruce f'n Wayne.

5. Yes, the one thing I can agree with "Shut the Fuck Up!"

6. What? Dolphins are sexy, leave me be.

[Lester C.]

When I am not poor and in debt (which will happen roundabouts Octoberish), I will buy a shirt and/or various other assorted merch. I'm a big fan of buttons and stickers.

So did you ever purchase the merch?

[Monkey Boy]

Ok now that the secrets out.....its not Rays baby. Its Lester's. Thats right. I'm sorry to let you know this way Lester but I just couldn't bring myself to tell you during the interview. Now we need to talk about child support. The baby is due in 2 weeks and I want you to be there for your daughter.

[Azrael52]

What the hell is this? Gays of Our Lives?