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JeffreyWKramer

11-14-2005, 01:58 PM

pictures of just men don't do anything for me but I like watching couples do stuff. Got anything like that?

(feeling very much like a freak)

Lots and lots of such pics. :)

JeffreyWKramer

11-14-2005, 01:59 PM

We're finally starting to get that long awaited "Show us your cleavage" thread.

And the problem with this is what, exactly?

Noah Johnson

11-14-2005, 01:59 PM

Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. Along with the whole "it's a cartoon" thing.
You know, we've got an entire thread going on about finding fictional characters sexy... is everyone in it crazy?

As to the underage thing... if someone was actually capable of going "That's a sexy cartoon character, and thank goodness she's 18 imaginary years old instead of 15 imaginary years old, because that would just be weird"... I'd worry about that guy. I mean, imaginary character either way.

HomerJay

11-14-2005, 02:03 PM

And the problem with this is what, exactly?
Nothing.

Nothing.
At.
All.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

11-14-2005, 02:04 PM

You know, we've got an entire thread going on about finding fictional characters sexy... is everyone in it crazy?

As to the underage thing... if someone was actually capable of going "That's a sexy cartoon character, and thank goodness she's 18 imaginary years old instead of 15 imaginary years old, because that would just be weird"... I'd worry about that guy. I mean, imaginary character either way.

Freak.

(I was, actually, kidding, I hope you realize.)

Doug Strange

11-14-2005, 02:09 PM

You know, we've got an entire thread going on about finding fictional characters sexy... is everyone in it crazy?Well, I wasn't going to be the one to say something, but now that you have...yes!

DanH

11-14-2005, 02:28 PM

Never on a first date

Noah Johnson

11-14-2005, 02:37 PM

Freak.

(I was, actually, kidding, I hope you realize.)
D'oh! Apologies for my own tone-deafness.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

11-14-2005, 02:38 PM

D'oh! Apologies for my own tone-deafness.

No worries. You just owe me one foot rub.

SteelTownr

11-14-2005, 02:39 PM

On behalf of the outspoken true breast-enthusiasts of CBR (myself, SteelTowner, and a few others), I declare to make it so.

Every time I look at this thread I pray that I am reading "visage" wrong.

Mark B.

MsSpring

11-14-2005, 02:53 PM

SteelTownr

11-14-2005, 02:55 PM

Okay, I think I shall be silly and break up the boobie talk for a second.

Plus, well, Halloween pics are fun.

No horny jokes. I know you want to. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01768.jpg)

You are such a cutie!

Can we go back to talking about boobies now?

Mark B.

StoneGold

11-14-2005, 02:56 PM

Okay, I think I shall be silly and break up the boobie talk for a second.

Plus, well, Halloween pics are fun.

No horny jokes. I know you want to. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01768.jpg)
Nah. You already showed that one. I didn't make it then, I ain't making it now.

Noah Johnson

11-14-2005, 02:59 PM

Okay, I think I shall be silly and break up the boobie talk for a second.

Plus, well, Halloween pics are fun.

No horny jokes. I know you want to. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01768.jpg)
Yum.

Also yum.

You look like an Asian (?) version of a girl I used to know, who in retrospect I maybe should have slept with when I had the chance.

zombie

11-15-2005, 02:14 AM

I finally found a picture of me, though it's a year old. I'm working on getting something more recent. I haven't changed much though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/shapeless/derek.jpg

I might have been drinking. I can't really remember.

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 07:18 AM

Yum.

Also yum.

You look like an Asian (?) version of a girl I used to know, who in retrospect I maybe should have slept with when I had the chance.

That's funny, considering I'm almost entirely Polish. ;)

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 07:19 AM

Nah. You already showed that one. I didn't make it then, I ain't making it now.

It was in my profile for about a day. :) I didn't show it here.

Anyways, I'm starting to run out of pictures that don't make me look like I bigger attention-seeking trollop than I already look like. ;)

Noah Johnson

11-15-2005, 07:46 AM

That's funny, considering I'm almost entirely Polish. ;)
Hence the question mark, denoting "I'm not sure if that's an Asian girl or a non-Asian girl who for some reason looks darned Asian in that shot."

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 07:54 AM

Hence the question mark, denoting "I'm not sure if that's an Asian girl or a non-Asian girl who for some reason looks darned Asian in that shot."

Heh. Ahh. I getcha now.

Either way, thanks. I can't say I get a lot of responses of "Yum." Heh. :)

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 07:56 AM

gratuitous cleavage shot

Winslow

11-15-2005, 08:04 AM

Oh boy! I get to post my wedding pictures!

Very nice pics!

Heh – I thought you were Mexican because of your immigration thread and being in Texas. :o

(I’m “new school” CBR rather than Old School – didn’t know you as bi-polar Danger Girl)

gratuitous cleavage shot

You tease!

Here’s a “Norman Rockwell” pic of me and my son . . . .

HomerJay

11-15-2005, 08:23 AM

gratuitous cleavage shot
Giddyup.
Now we're talkin.

west3man

11-15-2005, 09:08 AM

gratuitous cleavage shotGotta love that, "You know you wanna..." look.
Giddyup. lol

SteelTownr

11-15-2005, 09:09 AM

gratuitous cleavage shot

I'd like to leave you a gratuity.

:)

Mark B.

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 09:12 AM

I'd like to leave you a gratuity.

:)

Mark B.

you can place that bill...right...here... ;)

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 09:14 AM

gratuitous cleavage shot

Nice! I think I might love you. heh.

It was also slick how you brought the conversation back to boobies.

Okay, you twisted my arm.

Sometimes I'm too impulsive for my own good. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01779.jpg)

P.S. No lopsided jokes. One arm had to hold the camera.

SteelTownr

11-15-2005, 09:16 AM

Nice! I think I might love you. heh.

It was also slick how you brought the conversation back to boobies.

Okay, you twisted my arm.

Sometimes I'm too impulsive for my own good. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01779.jpg)

P.S. No lopsided jokes. One arm had to hold the camera.

Are you sure that it was your arm she was twisting?

Good Stuff!

Mark B.

BlairH

11-15-2005, 09:19 AM

Slappy san

11-15-2005, 03:50 PM

gratuitous cleavage shot

You can do better than that.

howyadoin

11-15-2005, 04:05 PM

You can do better than that.I agree. She probably just needs more encouragement.

Slappy san

11-15-2005, 04:07 PM

I agree. She probably just needs more encouragement.

"Aim lower and thrust!"? :D

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 04:13 PM

You can do better than that.

not really...it took most of my strength just to get them off of the floor, not to mention covering the rug burns...

howyadoin

11-15-2005, 04:15 PM

not really...it took most of my strength just to get them off of the floor, not to mention covering the rug burns...Try lying on your back.

(Just trying to be helpful.)

Royal

11-15-2005, 04:16 PM

JeffreyWKramer

11-15-2005, 04:22 PM

Keep 'em coming, ladies!

HomerJay

11-15-2005, 04:26 PM

Keep 'em coming, ladies!
So to speak...

bert

11-15-2005, 04:44 PM

gratuitous cleavage shot

Nikki. . . .

*that's* not a gratuitious cleavage shot. .

THIS is a DarlingNikki gratuitious cleavage shot:

(from the CBR lunch at Dragon*con)

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 05:12 PM

Nikki. . . .

*that's* not a gratuitious cleavage shot. .

THIS is a DarlingNikki gratuitious cleavage shot:

(from the CBR lunch at Dragon*con)

Whoa.

That definitely is a more serious gratuitous cleavage shot. :) Good work!

Oooo. Two questions:

1. How quick does continual picture posting get obnoxious?
2. Why do all my pics seem to have some silly punny joke associated with them?

No cleavage, but you can see my...-insert lame joke- (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/Self/DSC01353.jpg)

That's Artemis, BTW. Also known as The Pudding Flinger.

StoneGold

11-15-2005, 05:17 PM

That's Artemis, BTW. Also known as The Pudding Flinger.
You need to get someone to hold the camera.

K'Nort

11-15-2005, 05:54 PM

Bib let his SDCC photos in the official thread turn into red x's. I had harvested some, however.

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 06:50 PM

Bib let his SDCC photos in the official thread turn into red x's. I had harvested some, however.

all those men! i wouldn't have been able to control myself had i been there.

howyadoin

11-15-2005, 06:52 PM

all those men! i wouldn't have been able to control myself had i been there.That photo was pretty late in the pub crawl, though. Plus it looks like Alex is gonna barf on someone.

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 06:54 PM

That photo was pretty late in the pub crawl, though. Plus it looks like Alex is gonna barf on someone.

all i know is if i had a man's head in my lap, his mouth wouldn't be faced in the opposite direction. k'nort...he was right there!

Gilda Dent

11-15-2005, 07:04 PM

Slappy san

11-15-2005, 07:06 PM

I'd post a cleavage shot, but for two problems:

1. I ain't got none (well, not yet anyway). Not being modest, just honest. AA's aren't conducive to cleavage shots.

It can be done. I have seen it. :D

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 07:07 PM

I'd post a cleavage shot, but for two problems:

1. I ain't got none (well, not yet anyway). Not being modest, just honest. AA's aren't conducive to cleavage shots.

2. My wife is already a bit . . . peeved at me for posting anything in the first place.

That said, I very much appreciate those cleavage shots posted by Ms. Spring and Nikki and YoursTruly. I have thoroughly inspected them for . . . comparison purposes.

Gilda

your natural beauty makes a cleavage shot from you soooo unnecessary.

MsSpring

11-15-2005, 07:25 PM

I'd post a cleavage shot, but for two problems:

1. I ain't got none (well, not yet anyway). Not being modest, just honest. AA's aren't conducive to cleavage shots.

2. My wife is already a bit . . . peeved at me for posting anything in the first place.

That said, I very much appreciate those cleavage shots posted by Ms. Spring and Nikki and YoursTruly. I have thoroughly inspected them for . . . comparison purposes.

Gilda

Aw, hope you're not in trouble or anything. She shouldn't be peeved, your pics were awesome, gorgeous and completely tasteful.

Heh, unlike some of the rest of us sassy broads over here. ;)

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 07:29 PM

Gilda Dent

11-15-2005, 07:57 PM

Aw, hope you're not in trouble or anything. She shouldn't be peeved, your pics were awesome, gorgeous and completely tasteful.

Heh, unlike some of the rest of us sassy broads over here. ;)

It's a safety thing. She doesn't mind the pictures of her, but she'd very much prefer that I not have posted anything showing my face.

I'm in a bit of trouble, but only because she's a bit overprotective. We just started over in a new place, and she thinks I'm putting too much informatiion about myself on a publicly veiwable message board, and that's inviting trouble.

your natural beauty makes a cleavage shot from you soooo unnecessary.

Hee hee. "Natural" beauty. Thank you.

Gilda

Atomic Mongoose

11-15-2005, 08:29 PM

Me (right) about a month ago:
http://www.whatafag.com/uploads/austin/DCL1983_21340ec1de_original.jpg

Some more:
http://www.whatafag.com/uploads/austin/DCL1983_02940fe064_original.jpg
http://www.whatafag.com/uploads/austin/DCL1983_d21296d35e_original.jpg
http://www.whatafag.com/uploads/austin/DCL1983_d882175d0b_original.jpg

nubly

11-15-2005, 08:40 PM

heres my cleavage shot :)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/15BFtoomuch.jpg

ignore the narrow shoulders and bodyfat...im working on it :p

Justin Davis

11-15-2005, 08:52 PM

Bib let his SDCC photos in the official thread turn into red x's. I had harvested some, however.

That picture, among a few others, is just going to keep resurfacing, isn't it? Even though my head is in quite a precarious spot, I still like the picture because everyone is so damn happy in it. Besides the good company, I think the world's most delicious fish and chips might have something to do with it. Maybe the copious amount of alcohol too. Maybe.

EDIT: Tomorrow is picture day at the school. In the past two years I've been a teacher, I've yet to take a good picture. Actually, I'm not a fan of a lof of pictures I'm in. Don't get me wrong. When I'm on, I'm on. So many pictures of me come off making me look more bloated, paler, and balder than I think I actually am. If the pictures turn out anywhere near good, I'll put one up here.

Atomic Mongoose

11-15-2005, 09:01 PM

Actually, I'm not a fan of a lof of pictures I'm in. Don't get me wrong. When I'm on, I'm on. So many pictures of me come off making me look more bloated, paler, and balder than I think I actually am.

It's just the flash from the camera. It makes everybody look like crap. Makes ya look bloated because the flash takes away all the shadows that add contour and definition to your face. Paler because the flash bounces off all the oil on your skin and bleaches you out. Balder because... because I'm sure it does something about that too... really. :p

Gilda Dent

11-15-2005, 09:03 PM

That picture, among a few others, is just going to keep resurfacing, isn't it? Even though my head is in quite a precarious spot, I still like the picture because everyone is so damn happy in it. Besides the good company, I think the world's most delicious fish and chips might have something to do with it. Maybe the copious amount of alcohol too. Maybe.

EDIT: Tomorrow is picture day at the school. In the past two years I've been a teacher, I've yet to take a good picture. Actually, I'm not a fan of a lof of pictures I'm in. Don't get me wrong. When I'm on, I'm on. So many pictures of me come off making me look more bloated, paler, and balder than I think I actually am. If the pictures turn out anywhere near good, I'll put one up here.

I, fortunately missed picture day when we moved. Too early for my old school, too late for my new one. The only way they're getting me this year is the class group photo in the winter quarter.

Gilda

Justin Davis

11-15-2005, 09:04 PM

It's just the flash from the camera. It makes everybody look like crap. Makes ya look bloated because the flash takes away all the shadows that add contour and definition to your face. Paler because the flash bounces off all the oil on your skin and bleaches you out. Balder because... because I'm sure it does something about that too... really. :p

Thanks, thanks, and . . hey!

bert

11-15-2005, 09:08 PM

Thanks, thanks, and . . hey!

well. . isn't there a Thor character named Balder the Brave?

(ducks and hides)

.

Justin Davis

11-15-2005, 09:16 PM

You people want to see a grown man cry, don't you? Bald is not a good look for me. I've tried that. If I ever find the pictures, I may scan them and put them up. Goofiest look I've ever had.

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 09:23 PM

you can place that bill...right...here... ;)
can't I just swipe my credit card?

CHA CHING!

Quarterwolf

11-15-2005, 09:29 PM

You people want to see a grown man cry, don't you? Bald is not a good look for me. I've tried that. If I ever find the pictures, I may scan them and put them up. Goofiest look I've ever had.

Goofier then you on a tricycle?

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 09:45 PM

can't I just swipe my credit card?

CHA CHING!

only if my ass is in your face.

Justin Davis

11-15-2005, 09:57 PM

Goofier then you on a tricycle?

Picture that smiling pointed head bald. So, yes, goofier. Besides, the tricycle was me trying to look goofy, and I could just as easily get off the tricycle. I had to live with the shaved bald look until it grew back.

StoneGold

11-15-2005, 10:00 PM

It's a safety thing. She doesn't mind the pictures of her, but she'd very much prefer that I not have posted anything showing my face.

I'm in a bit of trouble, but only because she's a bit overprotective. We just started over in a new place, and she thinks I'm putting too much informatiion about myself on a publicly veiwable message board, and that's inviting trouble.

Gilda
Geez, who are you, the Unabomber or something?

How sad is it that the only person I could think of was the Unabomer? Not exactly a current reference.

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 10:04 PM

only if my ass is in your face.

my bank told me my debit card works on ATMs, cleavage swipes, and also ass crack locations...membership has it's privilages! you just gotta push all the right buttons.

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 10:19 PM

my bank told me my debit card works on ATMs, cleavage swipes, and also ass crack locations...membership has it's privilages! you just gotta push all the right buttons.

if you're using your hands, you're not using the right tool to push the buttons

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 10:28 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/meclaws3cbr.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/mestoned.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/mee11505.jpg

I'm rockin a 30 pound weight loss...

and I'm an artist...and a sculptor. My hands are magic. but theyre not the only weapon in the arsenal...just the opening barrage.

but believe me...there are buttons the hands can push to initiate the launch sequence...but you know that already.

Trystenn

11-15-2005, 10:32 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/meclaws3cbr.jpg
]

Whered you get those things those are awesome.

DarlingNikki

11-15-2005, 10:33 PM

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 10:48 PM

dude, i see claws on those hands. i don't care what kind of artist you are, i'm pretty sure i'm not gonna like the feel of claws on the goods. LOL

that said, very nice photos indeed. lucky for you you were attractive even with the 30 pounds.
well, thank you for the compliment, but if you think the claws are bad, you should see some of the other sculpting tools...I just have the claws, cuz I'm a Wolverine nerd...and they scare the shit out of people actually..."don't go into that crazy fucker's house" sort of thing. but some of my sculpting tools look like more like torture paraphenalia than the claws

EDIT!: I would never use the claws sexually....that would be weird...

Trystenn

11-15-2005, 10:53 PM

Dude seriously i want those now, where did you get them? Target?

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 11:03 PM

Whered you get those things those are awesome.
nah...online....

here you go. very affordable.

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA57PANTCLAW

Trystenn

11-15-2005, 11:06 PM

nah...online....

here you go. very affordable.

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA57PANTCLAW
I thank you.

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 11:21 PM

I thank you.
yeah...just be careful...the claws are sharp, and they make you do crazy things...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/clawhawk.jpg

Trystenn

11-15-2005, 11:24 PM

yeah...just be careful...the claws are sharp, and they make you do crazy things...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/clawhawk.jpg
So worth it though.

Running around in your underwear doing fake martial arts while imagining orgres and monsters of all types doing battle against you, jeez its totally is worth it!

kmeyers

11-15-2005, 11:26 PM

So worth it though.

Running around in your underwear doing fake martial arts while imagining orgres and monsters of all types doing battle against you, jeez its totally is worth it!
just know that as much as you pretend, they are still sharp as fuck...I cut my roomate pretty good...but it was entirely his fault.

Trystenn

11-15-2005, 11:31 PM

just know that as much as you pretend, they are still sharp as fuck...I cut my roomate pretty good...but it was entirely his fault.
It always is, in fact when i cut myself, it will most likely be your roomates fault.

Fabian

11-16-2005, 01:39 AM

just know that as much as you pretend, they are still sharp as fuck...I cut my roomate pretty good...but it was entirely his fault.
Hey fuck you for leaving it out there sharp side up and providing delicious rum. I still have a scar

Actually, I take it back for providing the rum

SteelTownr

11-16-2005, 02:41 AM

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/SteelTownr/clawhawk.jpg

How'd that happen?

Mark B.

twilight

11-16-2005, 04:20 AM

How'd that happen?

Wolverine claws + itchy ear = scar

i_mmmchocolate

11-16-2005, 07:11 AM

Bib let his SDCC photos in the official thread turn into red x's. I had harvested some, however.

Every time I see that photo I smile.

HomerJay

11-16-2005, 07:15 AM

nah...online....

here you go. very affordable.

http://www.888knivesrus.com/product/NVTA57PANTCLAW
My wife keeps asking me what I want for Christmas.
I finally have an answer.

Tadhg Adams

11-16-2005, 07:48 AM

Bib let his SDCC photos in the official thread turn into red x's. I had harvested some, however.

No more SDCC photos, they make me sad because I can never remember them.

MsSpring

11-16-2005, 07:54 AM

sassy rhymes with classy. we're classy broads (is that an oxymoron???)

We're definitely sassy, classy broads.

Oxymoron? Who cares?

I fully reserve the right to contradict myself at any time. ;)

and I'm an artist...and a sculptor. My hands are magic. but theyre not the only weapon in the arsenal...just the opening barrage.

Whoa! Those claws = super bad-ass with a side of freaking awesome.:)

I'm in a bit of trouble, but only because she's a bit overprotective. We just started over in a new place, and she thinks I'm putting too much informatiion about myself on a publicly veiwable message board, and that's inviting trouble.

Ahh, I see. Well, if the wife promises to go easy on you, I promise not to stalk you. I bet we can get almost the whole board to agree to that... ;)

And, because I want to show that some of my pics are sweet and wholesome:

Look. A pic someone else took of me (aka Babies like me). (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/SpringxAnn/kids/DSC01614.jpg)

Atomic Mongoose

11-16-2005, 08:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/mee11505.jpg

I'm rockin a 30 pound weight loss...

You look like a thinner Russell Crowe! And I mean that in a good way.

borateen

11-16-2005, 08:10 AM

You look like a thinner Russell Crowe! And I mean that in a good way.

I was thinking a less world-weary Mickey Rourke.

west3man

11-16-2005, 08:12 AM

I was thinking a less world-weary Mickey Rourke.
Good one.

____

K'Nort

11-16-2005, 08:20 AM

No more SDCC photos, they make me sad because I can never remember them.

Hey -- I can't remember being in that hot tub. How sad is that???

Edit: For the relatively new folks, I strongly recommend browsing through this thread. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=69563)

Although too bad about Bib's shots all vanishing. He had some really good ones, and I didn't get them all.

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 09:04 AM

I was thinking a less world-weary Mickey Rourke.

damn...i was thinking a more world-weary mickey rooney...

SteelTownr

11-16-2005, 09:57 AM

Wolverine claws + itchy ear = scar

Thank the good Lord it wasn't his nuts that were itching.

Mark B.

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 10:02 AM

Thank the good Lord it wasn't his nuts that were itching.

Mark B.

there's no guarantee he hasn't had this kind of mishap before...

kmeyers

11-16-2005, 11:21 AM

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/SteelTownr/clawhawk.jpg

How'd that happen?

Mark B.

car wreck when I was 16. Totalled my car. I have an even bigger scar on my other cheek.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/rightside.jpg

kmeyers

11-16-2005, 11:32 AM

You look like a thinner Russell Crowe! And I mean that in a good way.
wow, thanks.

I was thinking a less world-weary Mickey Rourke.

damn...i was thinking a more world-weary mickey rooney...

heh, well, when I went to see Sin City with my brother, he said that I totally reminded him of Marv...maybe it's all the scars...

http://www.azoidx.com/postimages/movies/SinCity_marv.jpg

BlairH

11-16-2005, 12:29 PM

damn...i was thinking a more world-weary mickey rooney...

Yeesh! That sure does say something. Marv is the most world weary guy I know.

Gaz

11-16-2005, 12:48 PM

This whole false modesty thing is getting old. You and your wife are both lovely.
See, I was pretty sure she was being too hard on herself, but that seals it.
You are beautiful, Gilda, and don't let anyone, even yourself, tell you otherwise.
And your wife wouldn't happen to be a firethrowing mutant from another reality, hmm? ;) :p

Flawless P

11-16-2005, 01:39 PM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/Flawless_P/People/TooCool.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/Flawless_P/People/_Cute_2.jpg

Gilda Dent

11-16-2005, 02:18 PM

Ahh, I see. Well, if the wife promises to go easy on you, I promise not to stalk you. I bet we can get almost the whole board to agree to that... ;)

Well, chalk that up as one more improvement over the last place I posted regularly. :)

Geez, who are you, the Unabomber or something?

Nah, just an easy target, both literally and figuratively. There are people out there who find the existence of transsexuals repugnant, and the wife would prefer that I not put out information that would enable them to locate and identify me. Unless you happen to work with me or live in my neighborhood, I doubt it's much of a risk, but she prefers to err on the side of caution.

Gilda

SteelTownr

11-16-2005, 02:57 PM

car wreck when I was 16. Totalled my car. I have an even bigger scar on my other cheek.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/rightside.jpg

Oh, you could lie and say it was knife fighting though, that would be cooler.

Mark B.

Winslow

11-16-2005, 02:59 PM

Nah, just an easy target, both literally and figuratively. There are people out there who find the existence of transsexuals repugnant, and the wife would prefer that I not put out information that would enable them to locate and identify me. Unless you happen to work with me or live in my neighborhood, I doubt it's much of a risk, but she prefers to err on the side of caution.

Gilda

Your wife sounds a lot like my wife, Gilda.

And you've established yourself as an intellugent and informed poster that is a welcome member of our community. I would hope nothing like that would happen to you here. If it did, I'd like to think we'd all rally to your support.

Noah Johnson

11-16-2005, 03:00 PM

Nah, just an easy target, both literally and figuratively. There are people out there who find the existence of transsexuals repugnant, and the wife would prefer that I not put out information that would enable them to locate and identify me. Unless you happen to work with me or live in my neighborhood, I doubt it's much of a risk, but she prefers to err on the side of caution.

Gilda
I don't know if it's an acceptable option to you, and I also don't know where you live, but I know the East Coast has quite a few Pink Pistols chapters that you might want to talk to if you want to feel more secure against any potential attackers. http://pinkpistols.org/

kmeyers

11-16-2005, 03:51 PM

Oh, you could lie and say it was knife fighting though, that would be cooler.

Mark B.

I have. It also usually involves defending a girl's honor..."I had to do something...he was going to stab HER!"

BlairH

11-16-2005, 03:56 PM

I don't know if it's an acceptable option to you, and I also don't know where you live, but I know the East Coast has quite a few Pink Pistols chapters that you might want to talk to if you want to feel more secure against any potential attackers. http://pinkpistols.org/
I second that motion!
With a vengance!
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6581/sdecision7wr.jpg

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 03:58 PM

I have. It also usually involves defending a girl's honor..."I had to do something...he was going to stab HER!"

i bet that line works for you every time. we women LOVE the idea of a guy swooping in to save us.

StoneGold

11-16-2005, 06:09 PM

I second that motion!
With a vengance!
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6581/sdecision7wr.jpg
Why is one of the twins from the Matrix so worried about their body?

BlairH

11-16-2005, 06:13 PM

Why is one of the twins from the Matrix so worried about their body?
Well, they're ghosts, so naturally they want to preserve their corporeal form for as long as humanly possible.

howyadoin

11-16-2005, 06:31 PM

No more SDCC photos, they make me sad because I can never remember them.I still love the way you fell off the wagon the very first night.

howyadoin

11-16-2005, 06:35 PM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/Flawless_P/People/TooCool.jpg
Wow, the chick on the left is cute as hell.

BlairH

11-16-2005, 06:36 PM

Wow, the chick on the left is cute as hell.
Yup. The one on the right is also cute.

Flawless P

11-16-2005, 07:19 PM

yes she is.... she was almost my date... but yeah.

bert

11-16-2005, 08:29 PM

Nah, just an easy target, both literally and figuratively. There are people out there who find the existence of transsexuals repugnant, and the wife would prefer that I not put out information that would enable them to locate and identify me.

heh. .

I *really* need to pay closer attention to your posts :)

I understand the over-protectiveness. . .but as long as folks don't know your "real" name. . . . it shouldn't be any worry.

As far as I know, there haven't been any problems w/ anyone stalking (in real life) someone from CBR. . so, it's generally a very cool place here.

Hope you're going to take part in Secret Santa!. . .QuarterWolf does a great job at it, and it's quite fun

bert

nubly

11-16-2005, 09:04 PM

Nah, just an easy target, both literally and figuratively. There are people out there who find the existence of transsexuals repugnant, and the wife would prefer that I not put out information that would enable them to locate and identify me. Unless you happen to work with me or live in my neighborhood, I doubt it's much of a risk, but she prefers to err on the side of caution.

Gilda
ok this may be an ignorant post.

at first, going by your screen name and avatar, i thought you were a female. then, when you said you have a wife, i thought you were a male. then, when i saw your pic, i thought you were a female. now, going by this post, i guess youre a female transexual?

Justin Davis

11-16-2005, 09:14 PM

ok this may be an ignorant post.

at first, going by your screen name and avatar, i thought you were a female. then, when you said you have a wife, i thought you were a male. then, when i saw your pic, i thought you were a female. now, going by this post, i guess youre a female transexual?

Yes, I would definitely call that an ignorant post.

bert

11-16-2005, 09:16 PM

Yes, I would definitely call that an ignorant post.

hehe. .at least he didn't start it off with:

"not that it matters. . . . but,"

Of course, Nubby just is asking a question, usually no harm in that. (usually)

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 09:17 PM

nubly's post just confused me. either way, i'm waiting on folks to post some more photos!

twilight

11-16-2005, 09:22 PM

now, going by this post, i guess youre a female transexual?

Mind if I sig this?

bert

11-16-2005, 09:22 PM

nubly's post just confused me. either way, i'm waiting on folks to post some more photos!

sorry. .

I only had that one pic of your cleavage . . .

how about this:

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 09:23 PM

sorry. .

I only had that one pic of your cleavage . . .

how about this:

omg but i hated every last photo of me at the cbr lunch. my cheeks look large enough to house a small country.

bert

11-16-2005, 09:24 PM

omg but i hated every last photo of me at the cbr lunch. my cheeks look large enough to house a small country.

oh shush. .

you are gorgeous in person,and stunning in pics

(unlike me. . .look how HUGE I am, yet I'm on top of Troy)

DarlingNikki

11-16-2005, 09:25 PM

oh shush. .

you are gorgeous in person,and stunning in pics

(unlike me. . .look how HUGE I am, yet I'm on top of Troy)

are you insane? what is "large" to you, anyway?? ally mcbeal???

Slappy san

11-16-2005, 09:27 PM

ok this may be an ignorant post.

at first, going by your screen name and avatar, i thought you were a female. then, when you said you have a wife, i thought you were a male. then, when i saw your pic, i thought you were a female. now, going by this post, i guess youre a female transexual?

not really....I had the same reactions you did. I just decided to leave it alone. Not worth getting lynched for. :)

twilight

11-16-2005, 09:34 PM

Here's a picture of me looking suprised;

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/320/e/c/Twi_shocked_by_Beta_Ray_Bill.jpg

Gilda Dent

11-16-2005, 09:38 PM

ok this may be an ignorant post.

at first, going by your screen name and avatar, i thought you were a female. then, when you said you have a wife, i thought you were a male. then, when i saw your pic, i thought you were a female. now, going by this post, i guess youre a female transexual?

Sorry for the confusion. I'm female, a transsexual woman, married to another woman. Clear now, I hope?

Gilda

Dennis K

11-16-2005, 09:51 PM

Here's a picture of me looking suprised;

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/320/e/c/Twi_shocked_by_Beta_Ray_Bill.jpg

Rosie O'Donnell posts here? ;) :D

nubly

11-16-2005, 09:59 PM

Mind if I sig this?
heh no go ahead

how about this:
you guys look like youre having so much fun. wish i could do that

Sorry for the confusion. I'm female, a transsexual woman, married to another woman. Clear now, I hope?

Gilda
clear. sadden that youre not into men though

twilight

11-16-2005, 11:21 PM

Rosie O'Donnell posts here? ;) :D

:D

Nope.

Quarterwolf

11-17-2005, 12:33 AM

omg but i hated every last photo of me at the cbr lunch. my cheeks look large enough to house a small country.

Oh dang I thought you were in costume as a country of small houses hidden in someone cheeks. :evilsmile

You know Morrison would write it.

Kidding. I have yet to see a bad pic of you Nikki.

Pól Rua

11-17-2005, 12:48 AM

yeah...just be careful...the claws are sharp, and they make you do crazy things...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/kmeyers/clawhawk.jpg

:eek: No sir. I'm not talking to you.

kmeyers

11-17-2005, 01:02 AM

:eek: No sir. I'm not talking to you.
but..you just were talking to me! until I had claws...

K'Nort

11-17-2005, 08:30 AM

Yes, I would definitely call that an ignorant post.

Not everyone reads all threads/posts though. I keep running up against that assumption when talking to Gus. Just because I read something doesn't automatically mean he did and has a clue what I'm talking about.

Slam_Bradley

11-17-2005, 08:35 AM

not really....I had the same reactions you did. I just decided to leave it alone. Not worth getting lynched for. :)

Ehhh...I was 'fused about it as well.

And I didn't think Nubly's post was over the line. But I'm also almost impossible to offend.

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

11-17-2005, 08:37 AM

But I'm also almost impossible to offend.

Hey, you work for the Public Defender's Office, right?

Slam_Bradley

11-17-2005, 08:48 AM

Hey, you work for the Public Defender's Office, right?

Ouch. That's the one thing that will do it. Those guys take too much crap. No way I'd do that job.

Gilda Dent

11-17-2005, 01:00 PM

Nubly's post didn't bother me in the least, and I don't think there was anything offensive in it, nor do I expect it was meant to offend. He explained what he was confused about and asked for clarification. As I had already identified myself as trans, asking for clarity wasn't rude. The only problem was with the terminology used. "Female transexual" is ambiguous, as it doesn't really indicate whether the person began or ended as a female. The proper term is male-to-female transsexual, usually abbreviated MTF. Or even better, and the one I prefer, woman.

i_mmmchocolate

11-17-2005, 01:13 PM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/Flawless_P/People/TooCool.jpg

Big Pimpin'!

Arrjay

11-17-2005, 01:44 PM

Damn!! Every time I try to upload a pic my server crashes.

Slam_Bradley

11-17-2005, 01:47 PM

Since I want to continue in the spirit of the thread, but have a "no face" decree to live by, and no cleavage to show off, here's a leg shot:

I for one am still confused, but that's not unusual.

Those, however, are nice gams.

StoneGold

11-17-2005, 01:48 PM

Big Pimpin'!
Actually, from his current thread, Big Bitchin. But we're working on it.

Ta2grrl

11-17-2005, 01:52 PM

Me chillin' with my kitties...

Me at an SCA event...explains the wierd clothing at the very least...!!

Cheers,

Erin

Messchird

11-17-2005, 03:06 PM

Here am I, The Deaf Person of NZ!

YoursTruly

11-17-2005, 03:28 PM

here's a leg shot:

Those are some purdy legs ya got there. ;) Thanks for the cleavage comment although I never thought I really had any with my itty bitties. hehe Either way... the comment sure got a blush outta me. :D

Winslow

11-17-2005, 03:58 PM

. . .here's a leg shot:

Nice! ;)

Me chillin' with my kitties...

Me at an SCA event...explains the wierd clothing at the very least...!!

I’m still amazed how much you look like one of my wife’s good friends.

Here am I, The Deaf Person of NZ!

Welcome to CBR! (I haven’t met you anyway.

Is your avatar a self portrait?

nubly's post just confused me. either way, i'm waiting on folks to post some more photos!

OK!

Where’s Winslow (akin to where’s waldo) (http://www.geocities.com/winslowsolomon/1979_Football.jpg)

K'Nort

11-17-2005, 04:45 PM

There was a request and I figured what the heck.

You have to take my word for it that the bodice was all sequins. And that it took several people about an hour to talk me into the thing.

http://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/misc/prom.jpg

Messchird

11-17-2005, 05:27 PM

Yes, Winslow.

Slam_Bradley

11-17-2005, 05:35 PM

There was a request and I figured what the heck.

You have to take my word for it that the bodice was all sequins. And that it took several people about an hour to talk me into the thing.

https://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/misc/prom.jpg

You look a lot like a girl I had a crush on in high school.

Royal

11-17-2005, 05:42 PM

Me chillin' with my kitties...

Me at an SCA event...explains the wierd clothing at the very least...!!

Cheers,

Erin

Very cute.

What name ye go under?

BlairH

11-17-2005, 06:50 PM

This is me. The crap moustache no longer applies, but otherwise this IS me.

Ta2grrl

11-17-2005, 07:24 PM

Very cute.

What name ye go under?

Elk Deerslayer...after my initials.... :o

Cheers,

Erin

gary bolt

11-17-2005, 08:34 PM

This is me in South Park mode.

Winslow

11-18-2005, 04:35 AM

Yes, Winslow.

Cool.

Do you have any other art you can post?

I'd be interested in seeing it.

tempestuousepulchre

11-18-2005, 08:26 AM

Well, here it is.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/b1824874.jpg

i_mmmchocolate

11-18-2005, 08:29 AM

Well, here it is.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/lookingmenacing.jpg

I want that harp!

Winslow

11-18-2005, 08:33 AM

Well, here it is.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/b1824874.jpg

Whoa :eek:

Typo Lad

11-18-2005, 08:36 AM

Well, here it is.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/b1824874.jpg

Niiice sword.

tempestuousepulchre

11-18-2005, 08:38 AM

Niiice sword.

I really like it. It belongs to my boyfriend, SOGG.

Typo Lad

11-18-2005, 08:39 AM

I really like it. It belongs to my boyfriend, SOGG.

Wait, so he hasn't bought you your own?

You could duel!

i_mmmchocolate

11-18-2005, 08:40 AM

I really like it. It belongs to my boyfriend, SOGG.

Where'd he get it from? Was it expensive?

A while back, when I was in high school, I begged my parents for a harp. Why, I do not know. it just seemed like a cool thing at the time. I must've watched a program that left an impression on me.

YoursTruly

11-18-2005, 08:42 AM

Groovy photo Tempest... I'm diggin the harp too and the stuffed shelves. I can't tell what's on em but something is definately cooler than nothing. ;)

Ooooo neat... I posted before I saw pic 2. You should post an Elektra pose with that sword. hehe

tempestuousepulchre

11-18-2005, 08:43 AM

Where'd he get it from? Was it expensive?

A while back, when I was in high school, I begged my parents for a harp. Why, I do not know. it just seemed like a cool thing at the time. I must've watched a program that left an impression on me.

Some shop in Seattle. I think i've been to it. I can completely understand the feeling, though i was always more fond of the harmonica.

tempestuousepulchre

11-18-2005, 08:51 AM

last few, guys.
This first one was taken in my friend's dorm room:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/incharsroom.jpg

And this one's from prom(I'm the one in the bright blue):
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/prom.jpg

Bakema NL

11-18-2005, 09:05 AM

I really like it. It belongs to my boyfriend, SOGG.

I bet there are some guys here who now go "Damn, there's a boyfriend". ;)

The sword is great. And is the harp for decoration only or do you play it?

Lubichev

11-18-2005, 09:32 AM

Ahoy there, matey! Look at the size of that sword!!

SOGG

11-18-2005, 09:42 AM

Wait, so he hasn't bought you your own?

You could duel!

She's pretty lethal unarmed, so I'm thinking that getting her a 7 lb sword isn't in my best interests....

Gaz

11-18-2005, 09:43 AM

I bet there are some guys here who now go "Damn, there's a boyfriend". ;)

The sword is great. And is the harp for decoration only or do you play it?
I'm thinkin' "Damn, he's lucky", actually...

SOGG

11-18-2005, 09:44 AM

Where'd he get it from? Was it expensive?

A while back, when I was in high school, I begged my parents for a harp. Why, I do not know. it just seemed like a cool thing at the time. I must've watched a program that left an impression on me.

There's a place called Dusty Strings in Seattle where a friend of mine worked. They had one where the wood was a bit too young, so my buddy traded a martial arts lesson for a discount....

SOGG

11-18-2005, 09:44 AM

I'm thinkin' "Damn, he's lucky", actually...

* basks *

Ten character basking, at any rate.

StarsAndGarters

11-18-2005, 12:21 PM

There was a request and I figured what the heck.

You have to take my word for it that the bodice was all sequins. And that it took several people about an hour to talk me into the thing.

https://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/misc/prom.jpgHehe cute. :D

i_mmmchocolate

11-20-2005, 10:33 AM

Oh my god. I found this while I was sorting through old photographs in my room.

1st grade class photo...the origins of my suspenders fetish...Ruben, class cutie, wore them for his photo!

The second photo is of yours truly. Why didn't anyone brush my hair? Apparently, this photo was taken AFTER recess.

YoursTruly

11-20-2005, 01:15 PM

Oh my god. I found this while I was sorting through old photographs in my room.

Hehe aaaah the good ol days... too cute. :D

K'Nort

11-20-2005, 09:22 PM

Wait, so he hasn't bought you your own?

You could duel!

Did you learn nothing from kmeyers and Fabian?

I dated a fellow in college whose mother had a harp and she taught me the first part of Greensleeves. Very cool.

Fabian

11-21-2005, 01:40 AM

Did you learn nothing from kmeyers and Fabian?
We're an after school special now?

Trulyures

11-21-2005, 12:02 PM

Trulyures

11-21-2005, 12:09 PM

This is me. The crap moustache no longer applies, but otherwise this IS me.
Oh yea, that looks like you alright, but what's with the huge head? Are you related to Bobby? ;)

Harry

11-21-2005, 02:21 PM

I can't figure out how to put images on here (computer literacy!), but anyone who has MySpace can go here. Note my Black Mask halloween costume.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1788714&Mytoken=D039CE0C-13F7-CE1D-B18C9280481424067114689

cactusmaac

11-24-2005, 02:51 PM

This was taken a couple of months (lost some weight since then, honest!) at the office of a friend of my father.

I'm the one in the middle, Dad's on the right.

howyadoin

11-24-2005, 02:56 PM

This was taken a couple of months (lost some weight since then, honest!) at the office of a friend of my father.

I'm the one in the middle, Dad's on the right.Y'know, you don't look much like your avatar.

cactusmaac

11-24-2005, 03:19 PM

Heh. Neither do you.

SteelTownr

11-24-2005, 10:09 PM

This was taken a couple of months (lost some weight since then, honest!) at the office of a friend of my father.

I'm the one in the middle, Dad's on the right.

Did the guy on the left miss the memo about looking dour?

Mark B.

cactusmaac

11-25-2005, 11:29 AM

That's Dad's standard No-Glasses look.

As for me, I was trying to make a change since most of my photos look like I've suffered a Smilex attack.

Tommy

11-28-2005, 01:51 PM

Some random pictures of me...

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5196/file00043mp.jpg
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4346/file00035gs.jpg

Trystenn

11-28-2005, 01:56 PM

Some random pictures of me...

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5196/file00043mp.jpg

Lucky B*astard and your long hair!!!!!

Well i used to have a glorious mane as well Mr. Im king of the long haired peopel!!!

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/5645/807159c23xy.png (http://imageshack.us)

zombie

11-28-2005, 02:24 PM

Here's me finally beating those damn monkeys. It's one of my proudest moments. *wipes away a tear*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/shapeless/DerekMonkeys.jpg

Trulyures

11-28-2005, 04:27 PM

Well, here it is.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/dreamangel_ysel/b1824874.jpg
I love that sword your holding in your hands or what looks like a sword :p

west3man

11-28-2005, 04:30 PM

This was taken a couple of months (lost some weight since then, honest!) at the office of a friend of my father.

I'm the one in the middle, Dad's on the right.
You ARE your avatar, dammit!

Really strong association, anyway.

HomerJay

11-28-2005, 07:09 PM

My daughter & I in a shot taken this past August (I'm clean-shaven now):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/daddyhollersmall.jpg

i_mmmchocolate

11-28-2005, 08:04 PM

HomerJay,

Your daughter has gorgeous eyes.

HomerJay

11-29-2005, 06:44 AM

HomerJay,

Your daughter has gorgeous eyes.
Thanx!
I'm not quite sure where she got them as her mom has green eyes and as you can see, I'm dark enough to often be mistaken for Greek or Italian.

There's a few more pics of her in the "pic of your pride" thread.

nubly

11-29-2005, 08:45 AM

happier times about a year ago

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/9c94.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/5c4b.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/7f6c.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/c467.jpg

SteelTownr

11-29-2005, 08:46 AM

happier times about a year ago

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y286/Nubly/9c94.jpg

Nice Tie!

Mark B.

traxler

11-29-2005, 08:58 AM

Nice Tie!

Mark B.
Horrible trousers.

Take'm off.

nubly

11-29-2005, 09:11 AM

Horrible trousers.

Take'm off.
i've been warned not to post pictures like that from the CBR man on top

traxler

11-29-2005, 09:21 AM

i've been warned not to post pictures like that from the CBR man on top
That's what PMs are for, silly.

bert

11-30-2005, 05:44 PM

Here are a few from Thanksgiving. . . .

(I dunno. .*I* can't really tell I lost 15 lbs. . but people kept telling me I looked much thinner)

K'Nort

11-30-2005, 05:53 PM

Here are a few from Thanksgiving. . . .

(I dunno. .*I* can't really tell I lost 15 lbs. . but people kept telling me I looked much thinner)

I'd say so.

http://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/sdcc/monday3.jpg

nubly

11-30-2005, 06:15 PM

I'd say so.

http://studentaccess.emporia.edu/~northrup_kristen/sdcc/monday3.jpg
damn. you did lose a good amount of bodyweight. i hope you did it appropriately so you dont gain the weight back

bert

11-30-2005, 08:19 PM

thanks you two. . .

but I honestly think it's more of an issue of "flattering clothing" in the newer pics, and terrible angle/pose in the San Diego one.

Nubly, I dropped 15 lbs in just over 4 weeks. . . and I did it thru diet and exercize. . so I think it will stick. That said, I haven't weighed myself since Thanksgiving morning, and tomorrow is a "weigh day". . so I shall see how much I added by indulging during Thanksgiving weekend.

(although I DID do a half hour walk each day last weekend too).

Nate C.

11-30-2005, 09:01 PM

Congrats, Bert. Keep up the good work!

Trulyures

11-30-2005, 10:17 PM

Here are a few from Thanksgiving. . . .

(I dunno. .*I* can't really tell I lost 15 lbs. . but people kept telling me I looked much thinner)
You have adorable children

i_mmmchocolate

12-02-2005, 07:50 PM

Here are a few from Thanksgiving. . . .

(I dunno. .*I* can't really tell I lost 15 lbs. . but people kept telling me I looked much thinner)

You look great, bert.

Kids are cute too.

bert

12-03-2005, 07:57 AM

You have adorable children

Heh. . that's only TWO of em. The lil boy has an identical twin (who was out back), and the little girl has a younger sister.

They aren't my kids tho, thier Nick's Niece's kids (his Sister has two children, and one of the two children has 4 kids)

by the way . thanks Lena and Nathan for the compliment. I still think I need to drop another 20 lbs.. but at least I was at 16lb loss yesterday.

Winslow

12-03-2005, 08:13 AM

You look good bert - BTW, are you "Uncle Bert" to Nick's niece and nephew?

The slow-down of the ole metabolism in middel age kinda sucks doesn't it?

I've found eating more whole grains helps my body get rid of fat. I try to eat oatmeal or cereal for breakfast, and a sandwich with whole grain at lunch, and then my wife makes sure the starch at dinner is made of whole grain. I've dropped 15 pounds and really didn't change the amount of carbs I take in, just the nature of them..

I gained some weight back over Thanksgiving - but I ate a lot of pie too . . heh :o

Here's an old picture of me taken almost twenty years ago. I used to inspect LORAN communication towers as a Coast Guard engineer. This one was in Cape Race Newfoundland and I'm about 1300 feet up. :eek:

Jared_Humpherys

12-05-2005, 01:33 PM

Me some months back(I try not to have too many photos taken of myself), in a pic I like to call "It puts the kitten in the basket!"

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/2108/babywhiskey6uy.jpg

I've lost about 10 pounds since then(and my hair looks a lot better now than it did then. It's also blond naturally, so I'm unsure why it looks so brown in the photo), so yeah...

A little more recently, but still some months back:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3870/jared0kc.th.jpg (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jared0kc.jpg)

Unfortunately, I have no full-body photos(and that's a shame, as my legs are one of my few features I actually LIKE). Ah well.

For some reason, the angle of that pic makes me look like I'm wearing a bra or something, another reason why I don't like being in any pictures.

west3man

12-05-2005, 01:37 PM

A little more recently, but still some months back:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3870/jared0kc.th.jpg (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jared0kc.jpg)

For some reason, the angle of that pic makes me look like I'm wearing a bra or something, another reason why I don't like being in any pictures.
Jeff Daniels? Is that you?

Jared_Humpherys

12-05-2005, 01:39 PM

Jeff Daniels? Is that you?

I think that's honestly the first time anyone has made that comparison, but y'know, I just might have enough of an ego to agree with you.

K'Nort

12-05-2005, 03:57 PM

That's one awesome kitty tree in the background there.

BlairH

12-05-2005, 04:03 PM

Me some months back(I try not to have too many photos taken of myself), in a pic I like to call "It puts the kitten in the basket!"

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/2108/babywhiskey6uy.jpg

Illuminati scum! The MJ12 will be the end of your defunct secret society! (I am -of course- referring to the pyramid on your T-shirt)

That is an awesomly cute kitten.

i_mmmchocolate

12-05-2005, 08:09 PM

1st Pic: Big Pimpin' in my Honda Accord, baby!!!

2nd Pic: Um, yeah.

i_mmmchocolate

12-05-2005, 08:12 PM

(I try not to have too many photos taken of myself)

You're so adorable when you feign modesty.

SOGG

12-05-2005, 08:36 PM

1st Pic: Big Pimpin' in my Honda Accord, baby!!!

2nd Pic: Um, yeah.

That's an amazingly large looking place for new york....

i_mmmchocolate

12-05-2005, 08:37 PM

That's an amazingly large looking place for new york....

My friend's tiny house in the 'burbs, my good man. Just outside of White Plains.

SOGG

12-05-2005, 08:45 PM

My friend's tiny house in the 'burbs, my good man. Just outside of White Plains.

Oh quite. For a second there I thought you owned one of those brownstones such as those owned by Sorcerers Supreme in Greenwich or Blind Lawyer non-superheroes in 'clinton'.

i_mmmchocolate

12-05-2005, 08:47 PM

Oh quite. For a second there I thought you owned one of those brownstones such as those owned by Sorcerers Supreme in Greenwich or Blind Lawyer non-superheroes in 'clinton'.

Only in my dreams.

Jeff Brady

12-05-2005, 08:59 PM

That's an amazingly large looking place for new york....

Also, Lena's on the petite side. The perception of environment will skew without a proper point of reference. Once Punchy gets around to posting pics of us at Rockefeller Center, you'll understand.

howyadoin

12-05-2005, 08:59 PM

For a second there I thought you owned one of those brownstones such as those owned by Sorcerers Supreme in Greenwich...Do they still make the ones with the funky round skylights?

SOGG

12-05-2005, 09:03 PM

Do they still make the ones with the funky round skylights?

I think giulianni nixed those. Too many naked space surf people crashing into them.

howyadoin

12-05-2005, 11:12 PM

I think giulianni nixed those. Too many naked space surf people crashing into them.Goddamn bureaucrats.

i_mmmchocolate

12-06-2005, 11:02 AM

Also, Lena's on the petite side. The perception of environment will skew without a proper point of reference. Once Punchy gets around to posting pics of us at Rockefeller Center, you'll understand.

It's true. When I'm in group photos, I always seem to disappear.

JLarson

12-07-2005, 12:13 AM

Couple recent photos. I am sans digital camera, so I rarely have new photos anymore. Taken by a lady friend while we were driving around a frozen lake.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/da9e69e6.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/narc004.jpg

howyadoin

12-07-2005, 01:20 AM

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/da9e69e6.jpg

What's hangin' out of your nose?

JLarson

12-07-2005, 06:28 AM

That's smoke wafting around.

JLarson

12-07-2005, 07:01 AM

Actually, you might enjoy this picture. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out what the person holding the camera is exhaling so much of...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/4c4c6f42.jpg

JLarson

12-07-2005, 07:10 AM

Few more random pictures.

I'm clearly the guy in the middle. This was back when it was slightly warmer:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/shellventure333333004.jpg

Drinking... in a car...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/shellventurejensss002.jpg

Right out of the shower.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/narc006.jpg

My cat, Plato:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/narc012.jpg

i_mmmchocolate

12-07-2005, 07:16 AM

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/narc012.jpg

Very cute cat. Great pic.

JLarson

12-07-2005, 08:39 AM

^ Thanks :)

Finally, a picture of my medusa-like hair. I look kinda goofy... because I'm stoned off my ass. Also, I think I look a bit fat, but generally my cheeks get kinda relaxed when I'm high, I've noticed. Anyhow. This is clearly not in my room, my apartment, or even my city, actually.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/6666666002.jpg

Winslow

12-07-2005, 09:45 AM

roguespirit

12-08-2005, 03:14 AM

me enjoying wearing tights and being camp

http://images.snapfish.com/345726%3B923232%7Ffp337%3Enu%3D3245%3E248%3E3%3C2% 3EWSNRCG%3D323337%3A8%3C9573nu0mrj

http://images.snapfish.com/345726%3B923232%7Ffp337%3Enu%3D3245%3E248%3E3%3C2% 3EWSNRCG%3D323337%3A8%3C6375nu0mrj

Fabian

12-08-2005, 03:49 AM

I knew you Brits all dressed that way!

Winslow

12-08-2005, 04:11 AM

I knew you Brits all dressed that way!

I thought they wore red coats . . .

Fabian

12-08-2005, 05:02 AM

I thought they wore red coats . . .
Just during times of war

roguespirit

12-08-2005, 08:27 AM

I knew you Brits all dressed that way!

Luckily you can't see our bad teeth.

What is that about anyway, where did thisBrits and bad teeth come from?

Winslow

12-08-2005, 08:47 AM

What is that about anyway, where did thisBrits and bad teeth come from?

I dunno, my wife is a Brit and she has great teeth.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/WinslowSolomon/newlyweds2.jpg

She's radical, and wears a green coat, rather than a red coat.

howyadoin

12-08-2005, 01:20 PM

I thought they wore red coats . . .Depends on whether it's a home game or an away game.

K'Nort

12-08-2005, 04:55 PM

Depends on whether it's a home game or an away game.

Since you're probably against nominating yourself, I say that's digest worthy.

So much for my afternoon coffee.

roguespirit

12-09-2005, 03:13 AM

I dunno, my wife is a Brit and she has great teeth.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/WinslowSolomon/newlyweds2.jpg

She's radical, and wears a green coat, rather than a red coat.

All you need is a little glint of sunlight shining of the teeth coinciding with a little 'ting' sound and well goshdarnit thems some purty darn teeth

Winslow

12-09-2005, 09:57 AM

Since you're probably against nominating yourself, I say that's digest worthy.

Yeah, I was going to respond with a “LOL” – but then remembered Howy hates that term.

All you need is a little glint of sunlight shining of the teeth coinciding with a little 'ting' sound and well goshdarnit thems some purty darn teeth

Thanks!

Heh – that would be a fun little photo modification. My wife has great teeth – not only straight and pretty – but she never gets cavities or has problems. Fortunately our kid inherited her teeth genes.

Noir_Dark

12-10-2005, 10:06 PM

Noir_Dark

12-10-2005, 10:07 PM

Fun With Facial Hair Part 2
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-DICKtator.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-NoMore.jpg

i_mmmchocolate

12-11-2005, 09:05 AM

That last one is the best.

nubly

12-11-2005, 09:56 AM

i noticed that a lot of you dont like combs. is that a comic book fan thing or coincedence

Noir_Dark

12-12-2005, 06:26 AM

i noticed that a lot of you dont like combs. is that a comic book fan thing or coincedence
Combs? Who do you think we are?
Here is a short list of great people who don’t use combs:

Albert Einstein
Jesus
Bob Marley

west3man

12-12-2005, 07:28 AM

Fun With Facial Hair
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-SoNotCoolItsCool.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-1MackTruckAwayFromTotalLifeC.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-IDareYouToKeepItForTheChrist.jpg
Awesome. I do the same kinda thing whenever I get rid of a bunch of facial or scalp hair*. In ever thought to take pix, though. Too funny.

Those "handle bars" had me crackin' up.

* - Hadda be careful or this would've been in the out-of-context digest.

Bard

12-12-2005, 10:56 AM

Here's one of Val and his preggy wife. I am sure everyone wants this for their dart board. :p

Winslow

12-12-2005, 01:33 PM

Here's one of Val and his preggy wife. I am sure everyone wants this for their dart board. :p

Is that your Christmas Card? You guys look great.

Bard

12-12-2005, 04:17 PM

Hmm, it could be. I am still trying to learn how to operate our new digital camera and all the software with it. :o

Valmore

12-12-2005, 05:01 PM

Is that your Christmas Card? You guys look great.

No, she looks great. I look like I need to get my ass to the gym... which I do.

howyadoin

12-12-2005, 05:17 PM

Fun With Facial Hair Part 2
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-DICKtator.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/Justin_Roy/Beardo/Beardo-NoMore.jpgKeep going!

Noir_Dark

12-12-2005, 08:34 PM

Keep going!
There’s nowhere left to go.

howyadoin

12-12-2005, 08:44 PM

There’s nowhere left to go.There's still hair on your head in that last photo.

K'Nort

12-13-2005, 12:03 PM

Combs? Who do you think we are?
Here is a short list of great people who don’t use combs:

Albert Einstein
Jesus
Bob Marley

There's a small traditional barbershop on my street and they recently put a poster of Albert Einstein in the window and a home-printed blurb underneath that says "A bad haircut can make anyone look stupid."

Dr. Hfuhruhurr

12-13-2005, 12:15 PM

There’s nowhere left to go.

Hello? Eyebrows!

StarsAndGarters

12-13-2005, 10:53 PM

There's a small traditional barbershop on my street and they recently put a poster of Albert Einstein in the window and a home-printed blurb underneath that says "A bad haircut can make anyone look stupid."I remember that one from when we walked by it, even though I was tipsy at the time. I thought it was silly because I always figured having hair like him made somebody look smarter. Especially if their hair was white.

Then again, I'd look really dumb like that so nevermind.

west3man

12-13-2005, 11:14 PM

I remember that one from when we walked by it, even though I was tipsy at the time. I thought it was silly because I always figured having hair like him made somebody look smarter. Especially if their hair was white.

Then again, I'd look really dumb like that so nevermind.
I had an advisor with that hair.