Show Me Your Visage!

[Winslow]

Just got back! Hence the shades, and the "wind-blown" look.

Oh, I know. I "got it." I was just being silly and bustin' on ya a bit.

I went over the Brooklyn Bridge, around the battery end of manhattan, bought a book, and came home.

It was gorgeous out, and the parks and bridges were CHOKED with people.

(In the bike lane, no less... razzin frazzin tourists with their cameras in the bike lane...)

The weekend was gorgeous. We were camping with the scouts, had a pretty good time.

[Matt Algren]

So I haven't really participated in this thread, and I kind of feel bad about that, like I'm hiding or something. There's probably some of that, but also I don't have a camera phone and people don't tend to take my picture that often.

Over the weekend I was at my sister's house and I had a chance to get some pictures from last September's King's Island trip with her and our nephews. I copied a bunch of them onto a thumbdrive, and when I got to work today, I found out that this was the only picture I saved with me in it. Apparently, it was the best and the only picture of me worth saving. I wish I were joking.

Maybe next time.

[Winslow]

Maybe next time.

The pole looks nice on you Matt.

[Matt Algren]

The pole looks nice on you Matt.
You wouldn't believe how often I hear that.

[DarlingNikki]

So I haven't really participated in this thread, and I kind of feel bad about that, like I'm hiding or something. There's probably some of that, but also I don't have a camera phone and people don't tend to take my picture that often.

Over the weekend I was at my sister's house and I had a chance to get some pictures from last September's King's Island trip with her and our nephews. I copied a bunch of them onto a thumbdrive, and when I got to work today, I found out that this was the only picture I saved with me in it. Apparently, it was the best and the only picture of me worth saving. I wish I were joking.

Maybe next time.

i'm here laughing...not at your visage, but at just how perfectly centered that pole is. it was like it grew right out of you.

[Matt Algren]

i'm here laughing...not at your visage, but at just how perfectly centered that pole is. it was like it grew right out of you.
You know what's weird? She managed to take a picture where you can't see my nose. Seriously, it's the family curse. It's practically a snout.

(Yes, some body issues here. That's probably why this is the only picture I could bear to copy.)

[DarlingNikki]

You know what's weird? She managed to take a picture where you can't see my nose. Seriously, it's the family curse. It's practically a snout.

(Yes, some body issues here. That's probably why this is the only picture I could bear to copy.)

don't sweat it. i'm sure every person here has body issues, including me. you've got the snout. i've got the large legs and feet. i'm not too pressed about the legs as i used to be but it's like trying to find a diamond in doo doo when i go searching for shoes for my huge feet.

[Winslow]

You know what's weird? She managed to take a picture where you can't see my nose. Seriously, it's the family curse. It's practically a snout.

(Yes, some body issues here. That's probably why this is the only picture I could bear to copy.)

Everybody has body issues, unless you're a total insufferable egomaniac.

I like to look at pics for some reason. When I'm in someone's home for the first time, the first thing I'm drawn to - usually - are photographs on the wall.

[DarlingNikki]

Everybody has body issues, unless you're a total insufferable egomaniac.

I like to look at pics for some reason. When I'm in someone's home for the first time, the first thing I'm drawn to - usually - are photographs on the wall.

me too. i always wanna see the photo albums when i visit someone. they tell the stories you'll never hear if you just talk to a person.

[Matt Algren]

Mom has long lamented the fact that we didn't do photo-worthy things while at the same time wearing pants when we were kids. Oh, she has pictures, but everybody's always in their underwear.

[Winslow]

me too. i always wanna see the photo albums when i visit someone. they tell the stories you'll never hear if you just talk to a person.

Exactly.

People op[en up over a phto album.

Sometimes it bores me to tears . . but it's worth the risk because other times it's great.

Mom has long lamented the fact that we didn't do photo-worthy things while at the same time wearing pants when we were kids. Oh, she has pictures, but everybody's always in their underwear.

Heh.

I sometimes wish photos of me and my buddy playing scuba hero with underwear on our heads were taken.

Why most boys do that is weird. Some kind of Jungian archetype there . . .

[DarlingNikki]

Exactly.

People op[en up over a phto album.

Sometimes it bores me to tears . . but it's worth the risk because other times it's great.

our photo albums are NEVER dull, probably cuz without doubt you always come across a photo of a drunk uncle (and there's ALWAYS a story attached to that one) or better yet, a photo or two with a married uncle snuggling up to his one of his mistresses.

when my uncle passed last year, everybody met up at my granny's spot. of course we all got to pulling out the photo albums. it got interesting when my older cousin got frantic and told us we had to be careful about the photos we were looking at. turns out there were quite a few photos in the albums with him and his women back when he was stepping out on his wife

his grown daughter was there with us and him, being the deacon of his church and holding prayer meetings at his house, didn't want her finding out. i still laugh when i think back on just how crazed he was about it. didn't matter that the photos dated back to the 1960s and 70s...

[Ray R.]

Me at work a couple of minutes ago, looking tired and pensive.


http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/rrivard/Ray.jpg


This is so those of you going to Pittsburgh can pick me out of a crowd of nerds and geeks.

Ugly stick sold separately.

[Justin Davis]

I dyed my hair last night from a dark blonde/light brown color to a much darker brown, almost black under some lights color. This meant I had to start parting it on the side again instead of the more relaxed, no-part look I had before. I just took three goofy pictures with my camera phone. They're appropriately saved as small smile, medium smile, and big smile.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5063/1smallsmilemk8.jpg
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1013/1mediumsmileyz3.jpg
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5435/1bigsmileat5.jpg

[Winslow]

Me at work a couple of minutes ago, looking tired and pensive.

You look really familiar (no I'm not coming on to you).

This is so those of you going to Pittsburgh can pick me out of a crowd of nerds and geeks.

Ugly stick sold separately.

I got mine at my 40th birthday party.

[Winslow]

I just took three goofy pictures with my camera phone. They're appropriately saved as small smile, medium smile, and big smile.

You really need to bring back the "Hanson look."

[DarlingNikki]

this self-deprecating nonsense is sooooo not attractive.

[HomerJay]

Me & my 3 yr-old:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/1159678843_l-1.jpg

Me & ANIMAL HOUSE & BUFFY actor Mark Metcalf:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/niedermeyer.jpg

[DarlingNikki]

how is it homer's hair is perfectly laid and he's in the pool? does your hair just fall that way?

and that dimple...

aiight, i'm done with handing out compliments. i'll just say that people have it all wrong. comic book fanboys are by and large an attractive group of guys.

[Winslow]

this self-deprecating nonsense is sooooo not attractive.

"If I post a pic, people will think I'm an egomaniac, so I must post a humorous self-deprecating remark."

I think that's the thought.

I am, however, one badass muther:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/WinslowSolomon/3.jpg

[Ed Cunard]

This is so those of you going to Pittsburgh can pick me out of a crowd of nerds and geeks.


You're a white guy in his 30s. Almost everyone is gonna look like you.

[HomerJay]

Me at work a couple of minutes ago, looking tired and pensive.
That reminds me, I need to return your red Swingline stapler. Let me know if Lumbergh moves your desk again.
:p

how is it homer's hair is perfectly laid and he's in the pool? does your hair just fall that way?
My scalp secretes it's own hair gel.

[Ray R.]

That reminds me, I need to return your red Swingline stapler. Let me know if Lumbergh moves your desk again.
:p


At least they're done spraying for cockroaches where I'm sitting now. The fumes were making it hard to work.

And I want my STAPLER. NOW.

[Winslow]

My scalp secretes it's own hair gel.

That's a cool superpower.

[HomerJay]

That's a cool superpower.
It's a mutant power that Alec Baldwin and Pat Riley also have.

[DarlingNikki]

My scalp secretes it's own hair gel.

somehow, that just doesn't sound right. maybe it's the word 'secrete'...

[HomerJay]

somehow, that just doesn't sound right. maybe it's the word 'secrete'...
Not THAT kind of gel.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/106046.jpg

[howyadoin]

why is it that facial hair always makes a guy look sexier?!?I don't question the ability; I just enjoy it.

[howyadoin]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/470985698_7e35cd9ec3_o.jpg

[Chris Nowlin]

why is it that facial hair always makes a guy look sexier?!?

Paul and I just know it works for us.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/paul.jpg

[Ed Cunard]

Why Cunard doesn't smile in pictures--also, the closest to cosplay that I come:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/edcunard/0424071319.jpg

[Guapo Méndez]

All right, here's my kid Marco in his hot ride at the school' Spring Festival. While every other kid promenaded, he raced it!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/guapo_mendez/CIMG0045.jpg

Here's my baby girl, Barbara. You may get an inkling that she's a mexican girl.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/guapo_mendez/CIMG0026-1.jpg


Finally, Barbara and I at my folks' pool.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/guapo_mendez/CIMG0021.jpg

[Dreadstar]

Wow. I remember when you got married.

Nice looking kids, man.

[BlairH]

Paul and I just know it works for us.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/paul.jpg

Paul scares me! He looks like some kind of mage/necromancer/warlock dude.

[Justin Davis]

Why Cunard doesn't smile in pictures--also, the closest to cosplay that I come:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/edcunard/0424071319.jpg

Here's a suggestion when having to smile for a picture if you don't like your smile in pictures because you think it looks goofy or fake. Think of something genuinely funny to make you laugh and then take the picture. Personally, I usually think about the fact that I'm trying to think of something to make me laugh so I won't look goofy in a picture and that makes me laugh.

Paul scares me! He looks like some kind of mage/necromancer/warlock dude.

You mean he's not?

By the way, Blair, I know I was one of the people who suggested you grow a beard because you have such a baby-face, but maybe you should try grooming it a bit now. Right now, you kind of a have a werewolf hitting puberty look.

[thespianphryne]

So I went to this thing yesterday that required cleaning up. Here're before and after pics. Too bad you can't see the paint splatters on the jeans for a proper contrast

This is work-in-the-theatre, day-wear Das
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Other/100_2860.jpg

And this is non-work, shindig Das
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Other/toast_town_das-1.jpg

Always with a drink in my hand.

[DarlingNikki]

what is this, the messageboards for only beautiful people?!? geez...i'm starting to feel a bit intimidated...

[Ray R.]

All right, here's my kid Marco in his hot ride at the school' Spring Festival. While every other kid promenaded, he raced it!

Here's my baby girl, Barbara. You may get an inkling that she's a mexican girl.

Finally, Barbara and I at my folks' pool.



Beautiful children.

I'd kill for your anchorman hair. Bastard.

[thespianphryne]

what is this, the messageboards for only beautiful people?!? geez...i'm starting to feel a bit intimidated...

Of course it is, I thought that's why you came back from wherever you'd gone.Can you be a little less obvious about fishing for compliments, jeez!
-Das

[Chris Nowlin]

So I went to this thing yesterday that required cleaning up. Here're before and after pics. Too bad you can't see the paint splatters on the jeans for a proper contrast

This is work-in-the-theatre, day-wear Das
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Other/100_2860.jpg

And this is non-work, shindig Das
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Other/toast_town_das-1.jpg

Always with a drink in my hand.

Wow, you pull off both so perfectly too. And is that a Coke in your hand in the first picture? If so, I'm in love.

[Matt Algren]

Keep moving...

[Tages]

Paul and I just know it works for us.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/paul.jpg

You look like you're posing for a cereal box. He looks like he just got back from a tour in 'Nam.

Why Cunard doesn't smile in pictures--also, the closest to cosplay that I come:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/edcunard/0424071319.jpg

You look like a younger Joss Whedon with hair.

[Dan Apodaca]

You look like a younger Joss Whedon with hair.

And a smaller head.

Hey, look! I had an epileptic fit the other day!
http://photos-694.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/137/19/500427464/n500427464_46694_7029.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46695&id=500427464)

[Bear]

And a smaller head.

Hey, look! I had an epileptic fit the other day!
http://photos-694.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/137/19/500427464/n500427464_46694_7029.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46695&id=500427464)

No offense Dan, but you look like a lounge lizard. NOTE LINK...

[Dan Apodaca]

No offense Dan, but you look like a lounge lizard. NOTE LINK...

That was a seriously devastating seizure. I had to bite down on an old lady's leathery arm for safety.

How dare you make fun?

[Bear]

That was a seriously devastating seizure. I had to bite down on an old lady's leathery arm for safety.

How dare you make fun?

Better than your tongue, right? I always say :D

[Dan Apodaca]

Better than your tongue, right? I always say :D

You do always say that, don't you? That should be your catchphrase.

[Bear]

You do always say that, don't you? That should be your catchphrase.

-->Totally.

[DarlingNikki]

this is me at about 2 a.m. in new york, which is why i look tired/high (i wasn't high!)

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i313/nikki71/nikkime-1.jpg

[Stellar]

'I can ASSURE you.... I was not high.'

[K'Nort]

This is work-in-the-theatre, day-wear Das
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/phryneateleusis/Other/100_2860.jpg

You look like the female Lister!

(She was very cool.)

[Tages]

And a smaller head.

Hey, look! I had an epileptic fit the other day!
http://photos-694.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/137/19/500427464/n500427464_46694_7029.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46695&id=500427464)

In other words, what Dan will look like when I drink him under the table at the pub crawl at SDCC this year.

[Chris Nowlin]

In other words, what Dan will look like when I drink him under the table at the pub crawl at SDCC this year.

Don't laugh. You'll be right there under the table with him by the time I'm done.

[Tages]

Don't laugh. You'll be right there under the table with him by the time I'm done.

A challenge, is it?

[Paul McEnery]

A challenge, is it?

Nah. He's casting a big gay spell at you both.

[K'Nort]

Don't laugh. You'll be right there under the table with him by the time I'm done.

Hey, under the table is underrated.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/471858026_79ed6fc87b.jpg

(Random point in the 2005 SDCC pub crawl.)

[howyadoin]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/471858026_79ed6fc87b.jpg

(Random point in the 2005 SDCC pub crawl.)That wasn't random. That was when you guys packed it in for the night.

[thespianphryne]

Don't laugh. You'll be right there under the table with him by the time I'm done.
Oh you boys under the table. You can hold hands over the table if you like, I won't judge you.

Nah. He's casting a big gay spell at you both.
Damn it! Beaten to the punch line

Nikki, are you sure you weren't high? 'Cause that would be okay. I don't hate stoners, some of them are my best friends.


-Das

[K'Nort]

That wasn't random. That was when you guys packed it in for the night.

Hey now. It's already established that I lost most of that night (damn shame, under the circumstances) but I do know that you and Punchy (and Heffe and C.O.?) left early for that Mahfood party. So how would you know when we returned to the hotel? (Which doesn't really count as packing it in. We were pretty well-stocked there too.)

[Chris Nowlin]

Nah. He's casting a big gay spell at you both.

Not exactly related, but I once knew a girl who was describing how big an appetite another friend has, telling him, "You can eat me under the table."

[thespianphryne]

Not exactly related, but I once knew a girl who was describing how big an appetite another friend has, telling him, "You can eat me under the table."

You should introduce us, Chris, if you still know this girl.

-Das

[howyadoin]

Hey now. It's already established that I lost most of that night (damn shame, under the circumstances) but I do know that you and Punchy (and Heffe and C.O.?) left early for that Mahfood party.We didn't "leave early", we continued the pub crawl. Tried to drag you guys along, but you were havin' none of it. So unless you went to another bar after, that's where your pub crawl ended.

[DarlingNikki]

We didn't "leave early", we continued the pub crawl. Tried to drag you guys along, but you were havin' none of it. So unless you went to another bar after, that's where your pub crawl ended.

none of you look like you had the energy to keep up the pub crawling. how much longer did you guys hang out?

[howyadoin]

none of you look like you had the energy to keep up the pub crawling. how much longer did you guys hang out?I wasn't in the photo, obviously. But I think it's from around 9:00 that night. (The pub crawl started at 2:00 in the afternoon, but Alex is the only one in the photo who was in it from the beginning.)

After that, the rest of us (me, Punchy, el heffe, C.O. Jones, and Royal) went to the Honey Bee Hive for the Comic Con Funk Jam. That went on till about 1:30 in the morning, which was the official end of the inaugural CBR Comic Con Pub Crawl.

Then we went back to the hotel and drank more with the others.

[K'Nort]

Then we went back to the hotel and drank more with the others.

Well if we "others" were there to drink with, than apparently we didn't wuss out.

But again, I really did black out chunks of that evening, so that's about all I can prove. There was no drinking in the hot tub, I know that.

[Matt Algren]

My sister and her family were out last weekend, and her two-year-old got to ride on a real gen-u-INE tractor. He decided about a month ago that he's a farmer and he has a cowboy hat (well, it's his Mom's 2004 Madonna hat) that he wears all the time (sideways, so he can see), so when Dad got the tractor out he was in HEAVEN. Once they got to the pond, he wouldn't get off. Finally I got on so the rest of 'em could chuck rocks in the pond, and they took some pictures.

There's another one, but my eyes are closed and my chipmunk cheeks are humongous, so I'm not sharing that one. Also, note to self: stop wearing shorts.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/necktie/IMG_0350.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/necktie/IMG_0349.jpg


A bit closer. You've been warned...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/necktie/IMG_0349-1.jpg

[cactusmaac]

Photo of me taken about an hour ago.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9637/10052007017yy1.jpg

[BlairH]

Photo of me taken about an hour ago.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9637/10052007017yy1.jpg

You have the same phone as I do! Perhaps we can form some kind of "I really hate Nokia" fan club?

(You're losing weight faster than I am by the looks of things! I hate being on this stupid diet!)

[cactusmaac]

1) Avoid anything with refined sugar in it along with bread, pasta and rice.

2) Do weights at least three times a week.

That's all the diet you need.

I hate this sodding phone. If I leave it in my suit overnight, it's nearly flat the next morning.

[BlairH]

1) Avoid anything with refined sugar in it along with bread, pasta and rice.
Not rice!

Ah well, sacrafices must be made in the war against the flab.

I hate this sodding phone. If I leave it in my suit overnight, it's nearly flat the next morning.
It's absolutely crap. My whole mobile "experience" with this phone has been just terrible. I'm currently on the "3" network and there's barely enough coverage to "cover" a slice of bread. The phone itself is just lousy too. I can safely say that this is the worst 3G phone I have ever owned.

[Nate C.]

Nikki and Das,

WOW.


Cactusmaac,

you still enjoying your new eyes?

[Tages]

Photo of me taken about an hour ago.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9637/10052007017yy1.jpg

Sorry, I still can't picture you without a copy of The Economist or The Wall Street Journal in your hands.

[Nikita]

this is me at about 2 a.m. in new york, which is why i look tired/high (i wasn't high!)

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i313/nikki71/nikkime-1.jpg


There she is! I haven't seen a picture of you in so long. You just look kind of groggy. (not high) Like someone woke you up from a nap and then snapped a picture of you.

[Winslow]

There's another one, but my eyes are closed and my chipmunk cheeks are humongous, so I'm not sharing that one. Also, note to self: stop wearing shorts.http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/necktie/IMG_0350.jpg

Heh . . .

You are CBR's Wilson W. Wilson (from the Home Improvement TV Show).

[Matt Algren]

Heh . . .

You are CBR's Wilson W. Wilson (from the Home Improvement TV Show).
Hi-de-ho, neighbor.

Wait. Does that mean I have to be nice and offer advice and stuff?


We're going to the zoo in a few weeks, so maybe I can get some pictures of me hiding behind some giraffes or something.

[cactusmaac]

Cactusmaac,

you still enjoying your new eyes?

Yea. It;s amazing how much more attention counter staff give you once you've shed the specs and some weight.


Sorry, I still can't picture you without a copy of The Economist or The Wall Street Journal in your hands.

Haven't read a paper copy of either in years. Electronic, baybay.

Snapped this one just for you. :)

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7585/11052007024zb3.jpg

[Kid Omega]

I actually bought it... the Green lantern track jacket.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Kamandi/MyPicture.jpg

I haven't decided if it's kinda cool or if I hate myself for owning it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Kamandi/MyPicture-1.jpg

Either way, these jackets are good for bike riding.

*sigh*

[Kid Omega]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Kamandi/Photo45.jpg
One of my babies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Kamandi/me1988012.jpg
1987

[Ed Cunard]

Alex Cox, consigliere to the Nerdini crime family.

Where'd you get it? That's something I'd buy, depending on the price.

[Kid Omega]

Alex Cox, consigliere to the Nerdini crime family.

Where'd you get it? That's something I'd buy, depending on the price.

Diamond Comic Distributors. I think they cost like 50 to 60 bucks, sadly.

Yay wholesale!

There's one for all the major characters, i believe.

[Tages]

Haven't read a paper copy of either in years. Electronic, baybay.

Snapped this one just for you. :)

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7585/11052007024zb3.jpg

Accursed spawn of Jaffa!

That's Jaffa's, right? I can't remember that cover.

[Tages]

Double post

[DarlingNikki]

There she is! I haven't seen a picture of you in so long. You just look kind of groggy. (not high) Like someone woke you up from a nap and then snapped a picture of you.

i was a bit tipsy. i took that photo right after my uncle's funeral. his boys stopped by the house and they drank for like six hours straight. they don't make 'em like that anymore. i was done after like an hour.

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

Cool jacket and pretty kitty KO :)

Here's me like, right now. I chopped off about 5 inches of hair in some spots, so its kinda springy.


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/jadie_lady/bedheadnewhaircut.jpg

[Will]

Wow. I've been gone for ages and ages, yet I still have a thread on the frontpage. Hello again CBR :)

[morna]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Kamandi/Photo45.jpg
One of my babies.


beautiful cat KO you're kinda cute too!
I love siamese cats. They're smart and very personable and affectionate.

I really like the front of the jacket but the back's maybe a bit much IMHO

[gary bolt]

Here's me on this sunny Saturday.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/mornagary/selfportrait002.jpg

[cactusmaac]

(You're losing weight faster than I am by the looks of things! I hate being on this stupid diet!)

For comparison:

Me with my nephew and brother in August last year.

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9982/cnv00012py5.jpg

In December with grandad.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid221/p706323826f69377e9ce2c25f40ee139b/eb5fe171.jpg

Me and one of my brother's mates at his birthday party in early April this year.

http://photos-315.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v72/239/37/574176859/n574176859_63315_7409.jpg

'course I've lost more weight since then like my other photo shows.

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9637/10052007017yy1.jpg

[Nate C.]

what's the total weight loss?

I'm envious by the way. Still in contacts and have put on considerable weight the last ten years that I'm still putting off getting off till I get out of accursed Nursing School.

[cactusmaac]

About forty pounds so far.

You should start getting rid off the weight now, your metabolism slows down the older you get and that makes it harder to keep the pounds off.

If you don't have the time to do weights then at least take some fruit with you for breakfast and lunch and eat that during the day. For weekly shopping avoid buying any junk, sugary food that will lie around the house.

[berk]

About forty pounds so far.

You should start getting rid off the weight now, your metabolism slows down the older you get and that makes it harder to keep the pounds off.

If you don't have the time to do weights then at least take some fruit with you for breakfast and lunch and eat that during the day. For weekly shopping avoid buying any junk, sugary food that will lie around the house.Yeah, I find that's one of the keys for me, not having junk food around the house, cause if it's there I'll eat it. And eat it. And eat it. I'm lucky that I'm a naturally skinny guy, but at 45 yrs even I find the flab starts to accumulate pretty easily now.

[gary bolt]

Me and a drawing that Morna did.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/mornagary/balcony094.jpg

[howyadoin]

Me and a drawing that Morna did.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/mornagary/balcony094.jpgI like your cyborg eye. Can it see through people's clothes?

[gary bolt]

I like your cyborg eye. Can it see through people's clothes?

If only....

[Ta2grrl]

Sorry for the link but its all I got...!!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=15159&l=ac402&id=713745719

My photos in Facebook include my drunks friends at my going away party as well as various shots of BC and tattoos and hockey...

HUSSAH!!

XXX

[Paul McEnery]

Sorry for the link but its all I got...!!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=15159&l=ac402&id=713745719

My photos in Facebook include my drunks friends at my going away party as well as various shots of BC and tattoos and hockey...

HUSSAH!!

XXX

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=319613&id=713745719&l=ac402

Awwwwwwwwww.

Take more photos of what you SEEEEEEEE! It's weird there. Well, to you. Give us the benefit of your fresh eyes! And get in the grit and tell us stories!

[berk]

friend of mine bought a camera last week and has been lugging it around with him all over the place ever since, so I finally have a few photos of myself on the computer:http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c259/bmaclean/pic6.jpg

[Rob on the Job]

friend of mine bought a camera last week and has been lugging it around with him all over the place ever since, so I finally have a few photos of myself on the computer:http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c259/bmaclean/pic6.jpg

You look like NASCAR driver Mark Martin:

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/118304_lat2006071459001_pv.jpg

[Tages]

friend of mine bought a camera last week and has been lugging it around with him all over the place ever since, so I finally have a few photos of myself on the computer:http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c259/bmaclean/pic6.jpg

So...gotten around to killing Bond yet?

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

friend of mine bought a camera last week and has been lugging it around with him all over the place ever since, so I finally have a few photos of myself on the computer:http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c259/bmaclean/pic6.jpg

You look like a guy I dated a while back - I even double checked your location the similarity is so eerie.

[berk]

You look like NASCAR driver Mark Martin:That's pretty ironic, since I've never owned a car in my life.

I didn't get the Bond joke, Tages - is there a character who looks like that in one of the movies?

[berk]

You look like a guy I dated a while back - I even double checked your location the similarity is so eerie.That's pretty ironic, since I've never owned a car in my life. Er, I mean, no it wasn't me.

[Ta2grrl]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=319613&id=713745719&l=ac402

Awwwwwwwwww.

Take more photos of what you SEEEEEEEE! It's weird there. Well, to you. Give us the benefit of your fresh eyes! And get in the grit and tell us stories!

I took 100 pics...did you want me to add them here too...??

QUIT STALKING ME...!!!

:D

who am I kidding...you can stalk me...its good for my ego...!!

And if I was anymore gritty I'd be freakin' SandMan...god its dirty here...*sob*...

XXX

[Ta2grrl]

OK...

Here's INDIA...!!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=18936&l=1d606&id=713745719

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=21153&l=df009&id=713745719

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=16942&l=21816&id=713745719

I've only been here for 3 weeks...there will be more photos coming...once I find batteries and a charger...*grumble*

XXX

[Tages]

That's pretty ironic, since I've never owned a car in my life.

I didn't get the Bond joke, Tages - is there a character who looks like that in one of the movies?

Renard from The World is Not Enough.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Renard12.jpg

[Xero Kaiser]

I really need something to do
http://a218.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_59ad0f3c316bc33eb445f1422db46549.jpg
http://a842.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_5be96ec843df9a4475571c422567ec89.jpg

[Ed Cunard]

http://a842.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_5be96ec843df9a4475571c422567ec89.jpg

That is awesome.

[Winslow]

I really need something to do
http://a842.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_5be96ec843df9a4475571c422567ec89.jpg

That's very fun.

[Tages]

My coworkers and I at our Memorial Day BBQ.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r210/Kobages/bbq.jpg

I'm the one pretending to guzzle the bottle of Appleton Estate.

[Mac Danny]

Me in 2001... Pre Beard.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/ripplepig/stpatricks_dan.jpg

IN the Rocky Horror Picture Show as Eddie. Again Pre Beard.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/ripplepig/eddie.jpg

[Deathstroke]

My first contribution to this thread in a long time.

[Nikita]

I really need something to do
http://a842.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_5be96ec843df9a4475571c422567ec89.jpg



Heh. That's cool. (I like your "spoon-ninja" better though)

[Nikita]

Wow. I've been gone for ages and ages, yet I still have a thread on the frontpage. Hello again CBR :)


That's because you started a great thread. (you just need to visit more often!)

[Dan Apodaca]

I ate ice cream in an old friend's house.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/danapodaca/IceCream.jpg

[howyadoin]

Somebody left these sunglasses here at a party awhile back. Been trying to find out for awhile who owns them, but to no avail.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1310/646908006_fb90574e02_o.jpg

I'm guessing "Emporio Armani" means "expensive"?

[Mani]

maybe, but your delicate nose ring says "sure, i'll play the bad boy, but i'll buy you breakfast in the morning."

[howyadoin]

maybe, but your delicate nose ring says "sure, i'll play the bad boy, but i'll buy you breakfast in the morning."I might cook breakfast, but I won't buy it.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/495348027_11903f0c31_o.jpg

[Mani]

I might cook breakfast, but I won't buy it.

that's more of an 18 gauge, i thought.

here, fire away.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/MrManifesto/DSCN0884.jpg

[howyadoin]

here, fire away.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/MrManifesto/DSCN0884.jpgSamurai pirate?

[Mani]

and later on that night, i was a zombie samuri pirate. tell me you've been something cooler.

[howyadoin]

and later on that night, i was a zombie samuri pirate. tell me you've been something cooler.I don't have any photos of my Charlie Brown costume, but here's my Satanic priest getup:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/partytillyoupuke/Halloween%202005/DSCF0911.jpg

[Mani]

i was wrong, shel silverstein is son of bendis and howyadoin.

[Saruman]

Sporting my Wolverine chops

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z104/star-wars-4life/Picture600-1.jpg

[Tages]

There there exists something as a Marvel Zombies T-Shirt fills me with equal parts exasperation and dread.

[Dennis K]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q54/DLKern1963/DLK0507.jpg

For better or worse, that's the most recent picture of me, taken back at the beginning of May.

[Arrjay]

Quasi-recent one:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/l_980483cc091b62341f3a27b9d59fe67e.jpg

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Only a 4 year old can appreciate the fun that is the effect of blue Gatorade on one's tongue.

Oh, and my son enjoyed it, too!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/skpetersen/BlueTongues.jpg

[tricksterpup]

Only a 4 year old can appreciate the fun that is the effect of blue Gatorade on one's tongue.

Oh, and my son enjoyed it, too!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/skpetersen/BlueTongues.jpg

OMG!!! you were sucking on your kid's shirt!!!!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

OMG!!! you were sucking on your kid's shirt!!!!

Wouldn't you, if your kid's shirt was made OUT OF CANDY?!?!?

[BlairH]

Snapped this when I was taking some shots of the new bathroom:

http://file033b.bebo.com/0/large/2007/06/28/22/11330704a4822286574l.jpg

[Saruman]

Snapped this when I was taking some shots of the new bathroom:

http://file033b.bebo.com/0/large/2007/06/28/22/11330704a4822286574l.jpg

I like the shirt

[BlairH]

I like the shirt

Aye, it's my current favorite.

[Arrjay]

A more relaxed one at a bar in Tasmania...

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/DCP01044.jpg

[BlairH]

A more relaxed one at a bar in Tasmania...


That's what a Tasmanian bar looks like? In Scotland, you're lucky if you get a stool!

Sofas in bars, what an awesome business idea.

[Arrjay]

Double post.

[Arrjay]

And the last one. I promise....

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/l_e029df57a07f57fecd7585e17fc637ce.jpg

[Jeff Brady]

Snapped this when I was taking some shots of the new bathroom:

http://file033b.bebo.com/0/large/2007/06/28/22/11330704a4822286574l.jpg

I don't trust that shady-looking fella. Looks like a chav or something.

[K'Nort]

A more relaxed one at a bar in Tasmania...

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/Arrjay_3042/DCP01044.jpg

Tasmania? Have you been travelling? Or is it older?

[Arrjay]

Tasmania? Have you been travelling? Or is it older?

I was born and raised in Tasmania.

Though that photo is from our trip there in October of last year.

:)

[Dennis K]

Only a 4 year old can appreciate the fun that is the effect of blue Gatorade on one's tongue.

Oh, and my son enjoyed it, too!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/skpetersen/BlueTongues.jpg



This is a great photo.

[HomerJay]

Me and the missus at a wedding over the weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304678.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304677sm.jpg

[thespianphryne]

Nice hanky fold HomerJay.

lookin' sharp!.


-Das

[Michael P]

Me and the missus at a wedding over the weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304678.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304677sm.jpg

Hey, I think this is the first time you've posted a picture where you focused on her face.

[HomerJay]

Hey, I think this is the first time you've posted a picture where you focused on her face.
Hey, it's not MY fault that your eyes might be drawn elsewhere in other pics I've posted.

[howyadoin]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/733368597_246ec9b1f2_o.jpg

[Deathstroke]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/733368597_246ec9b1f2_o.jpg

With the exception of you having no tattoos on your skull, you look more and more like Rob Halford every day.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Me and the missus at a wedding over the weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304678.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304677sm.jpg

I see that you, too, married out of your league.

I would classify your look in those pictures as before open bar (top) and after open bar (bottom).

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/733368597_246ec9b1f2_o.jpg

Looking sharp, as usual.

I'm currently contemplating shaving my dome. My wife thinks I'm nuts, but I think it would look good. I'll have to show her this pic and see what she thinks.

[Matt Algren]

My melon's too lumpy, and I haven't started to go bald yet (Whee! I've escaped the evil gene!).

Plus, very few white guys can carry it off. Usually it just looks like they have leukemia or something.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

My melon's too lumpy, and I haven't started to go bald yet (Whee! I've escaped the evil gene!).

Plus, very few white guys can carry it off. Usually it just looks like they have leukemia or something.

I'll take cancer patient over comb-over any day of the week.

[Winslow]

Me and the missus at a wedding over the weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304678.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P6304677sm.jpg

You guys look great.

And when did the 80's yellow "power ties" come back? I think I'll dust mine off and attempt to appear fashionable again.

[Michael P]

You guys look great.

And when did the 80's yellow "power ties" come back? I think I'll dust mine off and attempt to appear fashionable again.

At least three years ago.

I was kinda worried they might not still be "in," actually.

[Winslow]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1276/733368597_246ec9b1f2_o.jpg

I started humming the theme song from Shaft when I saw this.

Does Canadian TV need a Private I. that's an artist on the side?

[Winslow]

At least three years ago.

I was kinda worried they might not still be "in," actually.

The Midwest is always about 3-5 years behind the East Coast in fashion.

Since I'm on the East Coast, I'm SOL.

[Ray R.]

You guys look great.

And when did the 80's yellow "power ties" come back? I think I'll dust mine off and attempt to appear fashionable again.

I wear yellow ties quite a bit myself.

[howyadoin]

With the exception of you having no tattoos on your skull, you look more and more like Rob Halford every day.I didn't pick up on that till now, but you're definitely right.

[HomerJay]

You guys look great.

And when did the 80's yellow "power ties" come back? I think I'll dust mine off and attempt to appear fashionable again.
Thanks!
The suit is actually a dark brown too with barely visible blue pinstripes. I dont have any pictures that do my wife's dress justice either.

[Evil Sneak]

Here's some of me and the girl (Jen) giving me a kiss.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/evilsneak/JenandShake2.jpg

Here's one of the Jen, Ron, me, Kassendra.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/evilsneak/DSC00919.jpg

Here's me sleeping and the girl looking vexed.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/evilsneak/DSC00912.jpg

Just me.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/evilsneak/ShakeDiddy2.jpg

[Dennis K]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q54/DLKern1963/100_1213.jpg
Cathy and I

[cactusmaac]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/7947/dsc08259qy3.jpg

Me, at the Star Wars exhibition thinking happy thoughts.

[morna]

this will be me in two days... ahhhhhhh!



http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/mornagary/ypsept06328.jpg

[darkhanamaru]

http://www.washedashore.com/events/cuba00/01_cat_book.jpg

this is an old picture of me from six years ago. i really need to buy a new camera

[BlairH]

I don't trust that shady-looking fella. Looks like a chav or something.

I'm too brooding to be a chav. I might qualify as a hoodie, if not for the beard.

[Winslow]

Here's some of me and the girl (Jen) giving me a kiss.

<snip>

Here's one of the Jen, Ron, me, Kassendra.

<snip>

Here's me sleeping and the girl looking vexed.

<snip>

Just me.

<snip>

Those are great pics. You and your gf are very photogenic. What was the occasion for the party?

<snip>
Cathy and I

Makes me smile just lookin' at that one. You guys look really happy together.

,snip>

Me, at the Star Wars exhibition thinking happy thoughts.

Looks like you found some of your conservative friends

kidding!

this will be me in two days... ahhhhhhh!

Nice. Now if you could project that onto Puma's beach picture form Taho.


this is an old picture of me from six years ago. i really need to buy a new camera

You look a little annoyed. Did Paul take the picture? ;) :D

(I'm being cheeky again, that means I like you)

[Matt Algren]

Nice hanky fold HomerJay.

lookin' sharp!.


-Das
That's totally stitched into the pocket.

[Winslow]

That's totally stitched into the pocket.

Why Matt, I believe you have hanky-envy.

[darkhanamaru]

You look a little annoyed. Did Paul take the picture? ;) :D

(I'm being cheeky again, that means I like you)

No, that was my ex. And i always look slightly annoyed. It is my base state ;)

[Matt Algren]

Why Matt, I believe you have hanky-envy.
A hanky like that'd get you beat up round these parts.

[howyadoin]

this will be me in two days... ahhhhhhh!



http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/mornagary/ypsept06328.jpgTime-travel camera?

What's the limit on how far into the future you can shoot?

[howyadoin]

Looking sharp, as usual.

I'm currently contemplating shaving my dome. My wife thinks I'm nuts, but I think it would look good. I'll have to show her this pic and see what she thinks.It all depends on the shape of your melon. If you've got big dents on the side or a cone on the top, you'll end up lookin' like Patrick Stewart.

[Winslow]

Looking sharp, as usual.

I'm currently contemplating shaving my dome. My wife thinks I'm nuts, but I think it would look good. I'll have to show her this pic and see what she thinks.

It all depends on the shape of your melon. If you've got big dents on the side or a cone on the top, you'll end up lookin' like Patrick Stewart.

Doc is 6'7, and as an attorney spends time in court. Shaving his head would be a big mistake:

http://www.nndb.com/people/787/000029700/richard-moll-crop.jpg

[howyadoin]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c243/evilsneak/ShakeDiddy2.jpgBaaadass.

.

[Chase]

With the exception of you having no tattoos on your skull, you look more and more like Rob Halford every day.

I second this.

HYD needs more leather.

... XD

[Deathstroke]

I didn't pick up on that till now, but you're definitely right.

So you're not only the Internet Pope, but The Metal God as well?

[Dennis K]

It all depends on the shape of your melon. If you've got big dents on the side or a cone on the top, you'll end up lookin' like Patrick Stewart.


You say that like it's a bad thing

[howyadoin]

You say that like it's a bad thingHave you seen the melon on the guy?

http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/Conehead.jpg

[Evil Sneak]

Those are great pics. You and your gf are very photogenic. What was the occasion for the party?

She's incredibly photogenic (it helps that she's ungodly beautiful too) me on the other hand... not so much.

The shot of the kiss is me deejaying at a local club, the shots where I'm wearing a brown & white shirt with Japanese lettering [Motorcycle] is from a weekend trip to Columbus we took with some friends a few weeks ago. And the solo shot is at her birthday dinner/party. The one you might remember I didn't want to attend.

[Paul McEnery]

Have you seen the melon on the guy?

http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/Conehead.jpg

That'll wake your prostate up.

[Winslow]

. . . And the solo shot is at her birthday dinner/party. The one you might remember I didn't want to attend.

How did that go? I searched for the thread and it wasn't updated.

You obviously attended.

[Evil Sneak]

How did that go? I searched for the thread and it wasn't updated.

You obviously attended.

It actually turned out fine. I was over thinking things when I made that post. Jen left me to my own devices most of the night. Not forcing me to sit and chit-chat with all her co-workers, letting me sit at the end of the table talking basketball & video games with her little brother and movies with her younger sister and Mom.

It was a good day, and I'm happy I went. Even if it was a little awkward at times, sust the smile on her face at the end of the night made it all worthwhile.

[Dan Apodaca]

Sparkle Party
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/danapodaca/bilitch-apodaca-sparkler.jpg

Cup Hunting
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/danapodaca/aboutto.jpg

[Saruman]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/VikingBeard/Picture636.jpg

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/VikingBeard/Picture631.jpg

[howyadoin]

It actually turned out fine. I was over thinking things when I made that post. Jen left me to my own devices most of the night. Not forcing me to sit and chit-chat with all her co-workers, letting me sit at the end of the table talking basketball & video games with her little brother and movies with her younger sister and Mom.

It was a good day, and I'm happy I went. Even if it was a little awkward at times, sust the smile on her face at the end of the night made it all worthwhile.Glad to hear it worked out for ya, Sneaky.

[Royal]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/VikingBeard/Picture636.jpg

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s207/VikingBeard/Picture631.jpg

*itches chin*

Aren't you the guy with the life like Haig and Moseley statues?

[Winslow]

It actually turned out fine. I was over thinking things when I made that post. Jen left me to my own devices most of the night. Not forcing me to sit and chit-chat with all her co-workers, letting me sit at the end of the table talking basketball & video games with her little brother and movies with her younger sister and Mom.

It was a good day, and I'm happy I went. Even if it was a little awkward at times, sust the smile on her face at the end of the night made it all worthwhile.

Glad to hear it. Jen is an understanding woman, and it sounds like you guys have a healthy relationship.

[Winslow]

Sparkle Party

Cup Hunting

You win the award for the guy that looks different in every picture.



<snip>

Another Canadian!

I do have to ask, why did you choose a traitor for your User Name? Or is Saruman viewed sympathetically up North? ;)

[Froggy]

http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=70014672ae3.jpg

[Dan Apodaca]

You win the award for the guy that looks different in every picture.

This is what Cunard tells me, too. I kind of like being a man of many faces.

[Saruman]

*itches chin*

Aren't you the guy with the life like Haig and Moseley statues?

Nope. Got the wrong guy.

[Deskad]

Me, dancing..... *_*

[Winslow]

http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=70014672ae3.jpg

Nice 'fro. Not quite as cool as my white man 'fro in 1978 ( ;) ), but nice anyway.

Me, dancing..... *_*

Looks more like you doing the long jump.

Russian dance? Or are you kidding around?

[Robert Goulet]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2000/Dec-14-Thu-2000/photos/goulet.jpg

[Deskad]

Looks more like you doing the long jump.

That's actually what it was, I just thought the picture looked more like a dance of sorts.

Russian dance? Or are you kidding around?

As you guessed, it was actually a jump. My brother's idea for a picture. :)

[Chris Nowlin]

How I dress on a typical day

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/meinsuit.jpg

[howyadoin]

How I dress on a typical day

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/meinsuit.jpgYou oughta try washing the shirt before you wear it.

[Chris Nowlin]

You oughta try washing the shirt before you wear it.

Tarnation. Knew I did something wrong. I just bought it the day before.

I hung it up when I brought it home though.

That's a big step up for me.

[howyadoin]

Tarnation. Knew I did something wrong. I just bought it the day before.

I hung it up when I brought it home though.

That's a big step up for me.Try hanging it up in the bathroom while you take a shower. That'll usually take any wrinkles or creases out.

[Chris Nowlin]

take a shower

Fine, two things I forgot

[BlairH]

This is an old one (pre beard). It's the whole Blair crime syndicate, with me in the center as the not-so-charismatic leader:

http://file033b.bebo.com/5/large/2007/04/27/23/19677648a4224803132b411265051l.jpg

My right hand man, interestingly enough is related to "Desmond" from LOST.

[K'Nort]

How I dress on a typical day

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/meinsuit.jpg

The goatee is not nearly as bad as you made it sound.

[Chris Nowlin]

The goatee is not nearly as bad as you made it sound.

One side is thicker than the other. Normally I care nothing about fashion, but I realise I'm psychologically more comfortable when my face is symmetric. It disturbs me.

[BlairH]

One side is thicker than the other. Normally I care nothing about fashion, but I realise I'm psychologically more comfortable when my face is symmetric. It disturbs me.

The same goes for my beard. The left side grows at a faster rate than the right.

[Dan Apodaca]

The same goes for my beard. The left side grows at a faster rate than the right.

That's because the left is all about progress.

[BlairH]

That's because the left is all about progress.

Curses! Foiled again.

[Karl J Barnes]

How I dress on a typical day

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o1/CocaC0la99/meinsuit.jpg

Takes a big man to wear a pink tie.;)

[HomerJay]

With the Mrs. on our anniversary. In person, I only have 1 chin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P7144916sm.jpg

[Ontir]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x210/Ontir/Thumbclops.jpg

[Paul McEnery]

With the Mrs. on our anniversary. In person, I only have 1 chin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/P7144916sm.jpg

Do you always have to hold her upright, or does she have a stand?

[Dazzler]

here i am.
a douchebag in a banana.
this is not how I look on a typical day.
I usually have a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.


--Dazz

[HomerJay]

Do you always have to hold her upright, or does she have a stand?
:D

here i am.
a douchebag in a banana.
this is not how I look on a typical day.
I usually have a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.


--Dazz
Best. Picture. Ever.

[Ed Cunard]

With the Mrs. on our anniversary. In person, I only have 1 chin.

Self-deprecation is only charming when you're actually, you know, good-looking.

...

Kidding. You guys make a lovely couple.

[HomerJay]

Self-deprecation is only charming when you're actually, you know, good-looking.
You wouldn't be saying that if I posted a picture of my ass.

[Dazzler]

:D


Best. Picture. Ever.

Muchas Gracias, senor Awesome. ;)

--Dazz

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Do you always have to hold her upright, or does she have a stand?

Look at her; what do you think?

Seriously, Home-boy, nice pic. You make a cute couple, even with you in it.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

:D


Best. Picture. Ever.

I second that emotion. There has to be a story there, Dazz.

[Dazzler]

I second that emotion. There has to be a story there, Dazz.
Why thanks much. I do appreciate the sentiment. :D

The story. Well, the story is that here in San Francisco, I do shows at clubs dressed as a giant banana. I make movies and whatnot and do stand-up and narration as they play.
I do a lot of public service announcements like "Don't get crabs, they've got gonorrhea!" and "Choose the cheapest whore if you know what's good for you!"
I dress as the banana and go film myself in public insulting random people on the street. You'd be surprised how many people laugh simply because I'm in a banana when I say things I could never get away with without it.
Once, I even randomly ran into a guy dressed as a gorilla, so we staged a mock action battle complete with chase scene through Chinatown and giant fist-fight.

But they real story in this picture is that I was amazingly drunk and getting ready to perform.

--Dazz

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Why thanks much. I do appreciate the sentiment. :D

The story. Well, the story is that here in San Francisco, I do shows at clubs dressed as a giant banana. I make movies and whatnot and do stand-up and narration as they play.
I do a lot of public service announcements like "Don't get crabs, they've got gonorrhea!" and "Choose the cheapest whore if you know what's good for you!"
I dress as the banana and go film myself in public insulting random people on the street. You'd be surprised how many people laugh simply because I'm in a banana when I say things I could never get away with without it.
Once, I even randomly ran into a guy dressed as a gorilla, so we staged a mock action battle complete with chase scene through Chinatown and giant fist-fight.

But they real story in this picture is that I was amazingly drunk and getting ready to perform.

--Dazz

Please tell me your act has been captured for posterity on YouTube.

[Dazzler]

Please tell me your act has been captured for posterity on YouTube.
It's on video, so i may put it up soon. I'm in the process of making all new segments for youtube.

--Dazz

[Forefinger]

Here is my son and I at the beach. It was his first trip.

http://img475.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1655dn0.jpg

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Here is my son and I at the beach. It was his first trip.

http://img475.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1655dn0.jpg

Great pic of the little man.

But put a hat on your head, boy! That Florida sun is nothing to mess around with!

[jessecuster3]

Here is my son and I at the beach. It was his first trip.

http://img475.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1655dn0.jpg

Awesome picture, I am still waiting for the ones where he is reading Lobo.

[Forefinger]

Great pic of the little man.

But put a hat on your head, boy! That Florida sun is nothing to mess around with!
I use sunblock. I'm not usually a hat kind of guy.
Awesome picture, I am still waiting for the ones where he is reading Lobo.You will have to keep waiting on that one. If only there had been a kiddie friendly Lobo book....

[Josh S]

Why thanks much. I do appreciate the sentiment. :D

The story. Well, the story is that here in San Francisco, I do shows at clubs dressed as a giant banana. I make movies and whatnot and do stand-up and narration as they play.
I do a lot of public service announcements like "Don't get crabs, they've got gonorrhea!" and "Choose the cheapest whore if you know what's good for you!"
I dress as the banana and go film myself in public insulting random people on the street. You'd be surprised how many people laugh simply because I'm in a banana when I say things I could never get away with without it.
Once, I even randomly ran into a guy dressed as a gorilla, so we staged a mock action battle complete with chase scene through Chinatown and giant fist-fight.

But they real story in this picture is that I was amazingly drunk and getting ready to perform.

--Dazz

You aren't the banana that battled/attempted to battle Lady Sovereign at one of her shows are you?

[Dom]

Recent one of me, taken in Ottawa on Canada Day

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/bar1.jpg
I am now about 10 pounds lighter, but my head still is that big. I've also learned baldness is bliss.

For comparison, my younger brother
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/bar2.jpg

We look so little alike that I am certain one of us is adopted. I'm guessing I am...well hoping mostly.

[howyadoin]

For comparison, my younger brother
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Domenickb/bar2.jpg

Is that the kid who drank your Scotch?

[Dom]

Is that the kid who drank your Scotch?

That's him.

It's actually pretty impressive when you consider how small he is.

[Dazzler]

You aren't the banana that battled/attempted to battle Lady Sovereign at one of her shows are you?
Nope, wasn't me. But if someone is stealing my act, I smell a lawsuit.

--Dazz

[Dazzler]

Oh, and here's another sample of the banana gone wild adventures.
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233207&context=photostream&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233371&context=photostream&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233543&context=photostream&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233615&context=photostream&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233659&context=photostream&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1010233731&context=photostream&size=l


--Dazz

[Nikita]

Here is my son and I at the beach. It was his first trip.

http://img475.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1655dn0.jpg



awwwww. Nice pic spoon guy.

[Forefinger]

awwwww. Nice pic spoon guy.

Thanks. He's my pride and joy.

[howyadoin]

A quick photo from this afternoon, so I could show the heathens I actually own a suit:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/1012193944_50c3c1c8b7_o.jpg

[K'Nort]

A quick photo from this afternoon, so I could show the heathens I actually own a suit:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/1012193944_50c3c1c8b7_o.jpg

I have to say that's a much snazzier get-up than Coke's recent wedding guest pic.

Hope it was comfortable. That can get old in a hurry.

[Chris Nowlin]

I have to say that's a much snazzier get-up than Coke's recent wedding guest pic.

Like an arrow to the heart

[Forefinger]

A quick photo from this afternoon, so I could show the heathens I actually own a suit:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/1012193944_50c3c1c8b7_o.jpg

I own two suits, but I don't have an eyebrow ring to set them off properly.

[howyadoin]

I have to say that's a much snazzier get-up than Coke's recent wedding guest pic.

Hope it was comfortable. That can get old in a hurry.Yeah, it fits well. That's a big help.

Had to buy a new shirt this week, though - my neck is 2.5 inches bigger than it was when I bought the suit back in 2000.

[Josh S]

Nope, wasn't me. But if someone is stealing my act, I smell a lawsuit.

--Dazz

My mistake. I looked it up and it was a jelly donut that wanted to battle her.

[Mac Danny]

Yeah, it fits well. That's a big help.

Had to buy a new shirt this week, though - my neck is 2.5 inches bigger than it was when I bought the suit back in 2000.

That's what happens when you get your throat widened to swallow more Whiskey.

[howyadoin]

That's what happens when you get your throat widened to swallow more Whiskey.That's much better than what you could've said.

[Dazzler]

My mistake. I looked it up and it was a jelly donut that wanted to battle her.

Oh, snap! why didn't I think of a jelly donut?!
So, she didn't battle him?

--Dazz

[howyadoin]

My mistake. I looked it up and it was a jelly donut that wanted to battle her.Shit, there's a major lawsuit averted. And just in the nick of time, too.

[Dazzler]

I'm out at least a buck fifty and a bus pass in damages.

--Dazz

[Ta2grrl]

Here's a new pic of me in India that a coworker took...

I've gone native...!!

XXX

[Winslow]

Here's a new pic of me in India that a coworker took...

I've gone native...!!

XXX

Awesome!

I've always thought saris are very pretty.

[Winslow]

Nevermind . .it thought I was in RITAs

[Forefinger]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8050/att00032in6.jpg
Me and my little buddy at his second trip to the beach. This time we took him to a quite spot where the waves don't crash. He had a blast. We both did. I had to cut the bottom part of the picture out because my wife had her finger over the lens. Doh!

[Winslow]

. . . .
Me and my little buddy at his second trip to the beach. This time we took him to a quite spot where the waves don't crash. He had a blast. We both did. I had to cut the bottom part of the picture out because my wife had her finger over the lens. Doh!

Heh . .that's awesome.

You'll love these pics in years to come.

Teenage Jack will hate them.

[Forefinger]

Heh . .that's awesome.

You'll love these pics in years to come.

Teenage Jack will hate them.

That will be his problem. I'm living it up.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Me and my lovely wife at a recent client reception:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/skpetersen/RobinandScott.jpg

[Winslow]

Me and my lovely wife at a recent client reception:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/skpetersen/RobinandScott.jpg

You're 6'7, right?

How tall is your wife?

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

You're 6'7, right?

How tall is your wife?

Almost 6'.

My daughter, who will be 6 in October, is already 4'2". I went on one of those height predictor sites and they've got her at 6'0". And my son, who turned 4 in May, is 3'6". The height predictor puts him at 5'11", but I think they're on crack. My younger brother was built like my son and started out fairly average in height, then shot up in high school and is now 6'10".