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Spackling Compound
02-11-2005, 08:48 AM
Gail....
Wouldn't it be grand to have the actual dialogue from one of these threads as interpretted by comic book characters?
Maybe transposed as witty banter while kicking some supervillians butt or as a heated dialogue around the JLA table.
Or not...
Screwtape
02-11-2005, 08:50 AM
One of them "mature readers" books.
Dry Observer
02-11-2005, 10:09 AM
Or "immature readers." Whatever. =)
Ralph
stealthwise
02-11-2005, 10:11 AM
"With a dry cool wit like this, I could be an action star!"
sk716
02-11-2005, 12:17 PM
We'll here's the start of the most unusual exchange I have seen this week. Dialogue completely unedited.
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Dwight_exchange_pg_1.JPG
Characters created using Hero Machine 2.
Disclaimer: If your character does not look like you, oh well. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to know what you look like?
TCJohnson
02-11-2005, 12:20 PM
Thank you so much for giving me hair!!!!
(and pointing out my terrible grammar, grrrrrrrrrr)
sk716
02-11-2005, 01:07 PM
And now, presenting page two...
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Dwight_exchange_pg_2.JPG
All disclaimers still apply plus a couple of new ones. :D
Static-Pulse
02-11-2005, 01:30 PM
http://profnano.org/hackers/db/js_rediculous.jpg
sk716
02-11-2005, 01:40 PM
Page 3...
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Dwight_exchange_pg_3.JPG
sk716
02-11-2005, 02:04 PM
And finally the fourth and final page!!!
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Dwight_exchange_pg_4.JPG
Screwtape
02-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Hurrah! What a wonderful thread! I'm a superhero! Without pants!
Spackling Compound
02-11-2005, 02:16 PM
sk..you are one weird woman and I'm glad to be unbanned by you. The absence of the looks of derision were eating me alive (I keed, I keed!)
And thanks for making my thread's dreams come true. Do the Lesbian PBS Cartoon one next! Heromachine can make a pretty cool Hulk....
Screwtape
02-11-2005, 02:17 PM
*breaks down sobbing*
sk716
02-11-2005, 02:19 PM
sk..you are one weird woman and I'm glad to be unbanned by you. The absence of the looks of derision were eating me alive (I keed, I keed!)
And thanks for making my thread's dreams come true. Do the Lesbian PBS Cartoon one next! Heromachine can make a pretty cool Hulk....
That would take months. I was thinking about excerpting a little of it. But first I must find a Gail bigfoot thread...
Static-Pulse
02-11-2005, 02:34 PM
Heromachine can make a pretty cool Hulk....
Careful with those Hulks. Marvel may be watching!
sk716
02-11-2005, 04:23 PM
So, who's ready for series two?
Starring: Gail, Phoney Bone, and kyuubi...
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Don't_tell_fly_pg_1.JPG
sk716
02-11-2005, 04:43 PM
I'd better start gettin some appreciation soon, or I'll stop mid storyline and you'll never find out how it ends... or what ya look like... :p
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Don't_tell_fly_pg_2.JPG
Spackling Compound
02-11-2005, 04:50 PM
What hell hath I wrought?
Now I find myself perversely attracted to those tired old threads just to see who wins in the end....
Could there be a special "Urgh" mini-series? :)
sk716
02-11-2005, 05:30 PM
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Don't_tell_fly_pg_3.JPG
sk716
02-11-2005, 06:19 PM
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Don't_tell_fly_pg_4.JPG
That's it, no more until people are bowing before me!!
PatrickG
02-11-2005, 08:24 PM
Darn. Here I was hoping that Gail's old columns were getting illustrated...
That is so damn cool sk.
I bow before you.
And how much do I look like I can kick butt?!
Cmon guys! Where's the support!?
This thread is kick ass!
Spackling Compound
02-13-2005, 08:17 AM
I think this is funny as hell! Lots of work, though!
And, yes, as a matter of fact I do look like Taye Diggs....uncanny.
Dwight R. Vlahos
02-13-2005, 08:31 AM
Not to be the does of cold water on your parade here or to rain on you, but this is the WORST comicbook pages I've had ever the displeasure or unfortunately to have seen. First of all the character designs are awful. Why is everyone jutting like that? You need ot learn to put more emtoionaly into their faces in order to communicate what the characters are feeling.
Second its' just a bunch of wierdly looking people talking and the verbiage they are saying does not make any sense at all! Why does one of these persons look like a skeleton? and there's a man wearing only underwear with a hat on--this does not happen in comic books that are good.
YOu've got a lot to learn about putting together decently made and well executed sequential artistry. You need to learn how to not make stupid crap like this, AND PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED THAT YOU'VE MADE STUPID CRAP I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW LIKE IT IS, because you've got passionate for making sequential stories.
Anyway, I give this negative two stars out of five but only because I wish to be engerous with you and not crush your your younger spirit into avoiding comics. Also that looks like I'm a character so that means it's got kind of something good in it even if does not look anything at all like me AHAHAHAHAHA but that's just joking, there.
That's the biggest problem with this is that it's not clear that this was this meant at humor? Because if it was you need to include that at the top! The peoples looking at this are going to think that this is a sopa opera or something because it's just people talking. Plus I don't get the jokes if there are jokes in this.
THAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF PROFESSIONALSIM, let your "audience" knojw that you're doing. Okay? It's very simple. Also do not forget to include.
zoombaboom babies!
dwight
Spackling Compound
02-13-2005, 08:36 AM
Also was this meant at humor? Because if it was you need to include that at the top! THAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF PROFESSIONALSIM, let your "audience" knojw that you're doing. Okay? It's very simple. Also do not forget to include.
zoombaboom babies!
dwight
Ok, if you don't think it's funny and you don't get it, then it's really just an "in-joke" and you're not "in".
We're the cool kids who have soft drinks in our lunch bags, you're the guy with V8. Sit with the other Magic the Gathering folks, Orc slayer.
Dwight R. Vlahos
02-13-2005, 08:38 AM
Ok, if you don't think it's funny and you don't get it, then it's really just an "in-joke" and you're not "in".
We're the cool kids who have soft drinks in our lunch bags, you're the guy with V8. Sit with the other Magic the Gathering folks, Orc slayer.
Okay I don' tknow what magic gathering people are adoing, but I do know what orcs are and have fought them in the imaginaries world. And I don't hae a v8 but I do have a civic.
I"m not trying to be insultings to anyone, I just wanted it to be better althought it's good for what it is. But he's passionates about drawing so I think it could get better with time. Can someone just tell me why the guy with the hat does not have pants though because that doesn't make any sense.
I had the chance to og over htis again and Ithink I understand now, it's alll words from posts that peple have made in the bash forum, so now I see what it is. I was confused because I thought you were looking for critiques but this isn't for it's for laughs. It's growing on me now but it's still not Deathlok.
DWIGHT!!!
You're so cool.
*Sigh*
plops onto fainting couch
Cam63
02-13-2005, 03:30 PM
This thread has officially achieved " legend " status.
Good work, all :D
sk716
02-13-2005, 07:23 PM
Not to be the does of cold water on your parade here or to rain on you, but this is the WORST comicbook pages I've had ever the displeasure or unfortunately to have seen. First of all the character designs are awful. Why is everyone jutting like that? You need ot learn to put more emtoionaly into their faces in order to communicate what the characters are feeling.
Second its' just a bunch of wierdly looking people talking and the verbiage they are saying does not make any sense at all! Why does one of these persons look like a skeleton? and there's a man wearing only underwear with a hat on--this does not happen in comic books that are good.
YOu've got a lot to learn about putting together decently made and well executed sequential artistry. You need to learn how to not make stupid crap like this, AND PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED THAT YOU'VE MADE STUPID CRAP I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW LIKE IT IS, because you've got passionate for making sequential stories.
Anyway, I give this negative two stars out of five but only because I wish to be engerous with you and not crush your your younger spirit into avoiding comics. Also that looks like I'm a character so that means it's got kind of something good in it even if does not look anything at all like me AHAHAHAHAHA but that's just joking, there.
That's the biggest problem with this is that it's not clear that this was this meant at humor? Because if it was you need to include that at the top! The peoples looking at this are going to think that this is a sopa opera or something because it's just people talking. Plus I don't get the jokes if there are jokes in this.
THAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF PROFESSIONALSIM, let your "audience" knojw that you're doing. Okay? It's very simple. Also do not forget to include.
zoombaboom babies!
dwight
Holy Sh*t! I am SO making more pages after that!!!
Crowley
02-13-2005, 08:10 PM
i'm not in the comic?!?!
*cries*
OzBat!
02-13-2005, 08:30 PM
Both stories finished just before I came onto the scene, dagnabbit!
But, I'm not crushed! nonono... if they'd gone ahead to introduce moi, the reader response would have then been absolutely overwhelming, forcing sk716 down the dreaded path of....
SPINOFF TITLES!
And I'm just too nice a guy to want to see anybody suffer under such a strain, conforming to publishing timetables for additional titles!
maybe later, after the multiple cover/holofoil craze dies down a bit...
sk716
02-13-2005, 09:47 PM
Crybabies...
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/what.JPG
Cam63
02-14-2005, 02:13 AM
That's how I pictured Crowley and Oz'.
sk716
02-15-2005, 05:06 PM
Cam, I must apologize in advance, I got Oz, then "The Wizard of Oz" and then munchkins stuck in my head....
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/Cam_defines_junta.JPG
I just really thought this definition deserved a panel. :D
Spackling Compound
03-09-2005, 12:44 PM
The Kramer-Screwtape dialogue on the Religion and Political Policy thread begs a cartoon!
sk...funny, funny stuff!
Any one else willing to give it a shot???
sk716
03-09-2005, 08:29 PM
My schedule is a little tight at the moment, how's Friday?
taintedlunch
03-10-2005, 05:52 AM
Not to be the does of cold water on your parade here or to rain on you, but this is the WORST comicbook pages I've had ever the displeasure or unfortunately to have seen. First of all the character designs are awful. Why is everyone jutting like that? You need ot learn to put more emtoionaly into their faces in order to communicate what the characters are feeling.
Second its' just a bunch of wierdly looking people talking and the verbiage they are saying does not make any sense at all! Why does one of these persons look like a skeleton? and there's a man wearing only underwear with a hat on--this does not happen in comic books that are good.
YOu've got a lot to learn about putting together decently made and well executed sequential artistry. You need to learn how to not make stupid crap like this, AND PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED THAT YOU'VE MADE STUPID CRAP I'M JUST TELLING YOU HOW LIKE IT IS, because you've got passionate for making sequential stories.
Anyway, I give this negative two stars out of five but only because I wish to be engerous with you and not crush your your younger spirit into avoiding comics. Also that looks like I'm a character so that means it's got kind of something good in it even if does not look anything at all like me AHAHAHAHAHA but that's just joking, there.
That's the biggest problem with this is that it's not clear that this was this meant at humor? Because if it was you need to include that at the top! The peoples looking at this are going to think that this is a sopa opera or something because it's just people talking. Plus I don't get the jokes if there are jokes in this.
THAT'S THE FIRST RULE OF PROFESSIONALSIM, let your "audience" knojw that you're doing. Okay? It's very simple. Also do not forget to include.
zoombaboom babies!
dwight
I have a serious man-crush on this guy. Look at me. I'm practically sweating!
Spackling Compound
03-10-2005, 06:20 AM
I have a serious man-crush on this guy. Look at me. I'm practically sweating!
Man-crush? Naked man icon? AHHHHHHH! Another one falls to the gay virus of YABS!
Gah..gah...starting to look up Ikea furniture...must....be...strong.....
sk716
03-18-2005, 08:05 AM
New YABS comic coming soon. I found a conversation that begs to be immortalized.
I paid the $20.00 for the full version of Hero Creator. So most everyone is getting a redesign, except Screwtape, ;) .
Screwtape
03-18-2005, 08:17 AM
I have never in my years as a CBR poster been as happy with a thread as I am with this one, at this moment.
Also, may I have my pants back now? I'm getting eShrinkage from the cold of cyberspace.
sk716
03-18-2005, 12:07 PM
I have never in my years as a CBR poster been as happy with a thread as I am with this one, at this moment.
Also, may I have my pants back now? I'm getting eShrinkage from the cold of cyberspace.
I don't know, I think it's funnier without pants. And since I'm the one doing this book... :evilsmile
Anyway, now for the latest edition of "YABS! The Comic Book"
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/lebian.JPG
sk716
03-18-2005, 12:21 PM
Screwtape, I've thought about it and we'll let the YABSers decide.
Does Screwtape get his pants back?
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/which_screwtape.JPG
I can add socks. :p
No. Keep those pants off. (I feel so drity saying that. And I like it! :D )
Btw I'm loving the redesigns! We can call it Ultimate YABS!
Now hurry up and do me.
Spackling Compound
03-18-2005, 12:30 PM
Screwtape, I've thought about it and we'll let the YABSers decide.
Does Screwtape get his pants back?
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/which_screwtape.JPG
I can add socks. :p
Fishnets and heels just like his mother...oh wait, wrong thread. Thought this was the Dido cum voice of the Canary thread.
GOOD WORK sk! I actually enjoy the JBolt bashing when you put it in comic form!
Screwtape
03-18-2005, 02:08 PM
*Gasp* Fishnets! I never dared to hope!
sk716
03-18-2005, 02:59 PM
No. Keep those pants off. (I feel so drity saying that. And I like it! :D )
Btw I'm loving the redesigns! We can call it Ultimate YABS!
Now hurry up and do me.
Ninja Yogo, now with snack time action!
http://www.oddduckfilms.com/ninja_yogo.GIF
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