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Boozier
05-05-2012, 07:31 AM
Why aren't there more diverse animals represented in the mutant population?

We've got lots of cat-people running around, dead or alive. Toads, wolves, and skunks, too.
http://images.wikia.com/x-men/images/e/e8/Maria_Callasantos_(Earth-616)_009.jpg

I want to know...where are the telepathic sloths?
http://static.atlasobscura.netdna-cdn.com/images/place/aviarios-del-caribe-sloth-sanctuary.10968.large_slideshow.jpg

And what about koala people?
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/535492_10100629587802998_20708557_49480811_1558949 246_n.jpg

What animal people do you want to see represented in the X-Men?

Seresecros
05-05-2012, 07:38 AM
Wolverine is a sloth (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?275746-Was-Wolverine-based-on-a-sloth)

I WANT KOALA X-MEN SO BAD

halla
05-05-2012, 07:40 AM
I'd like to see a team that was made up of the Juunishi, as in Fruits Basket.

Bronze Badger
05-05-2012, 07:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Dr. Sonic
05-05-2012, 07:47 AM
Telepathic sloth is a terrific idea. The funny thing about Sloths is that some species have such a slow digestive system that the plants they eat end up fermenting while still in the stomach - consequentially, the sloths are perpetually intoxicated.

Along with the sloths and koalas, I also wouldn't mind a honey badger that just sits around all day not giving a shit.

sweetdumbass
05-05-2012, 07:56 AM
http://img6.xooimage.com/files/4/9/c/penguin-phoenix-5ebc7b.png

That is all.

MartinRedmond
05-05-2012, 08:22 AM
wow! Jean is racked!

Drelion
05-05-2012, 09:29 AM
I also wouldn't mind a honey badger that just sits around all day not giving a shit.

Hahaha this is golden. And... you know it would tear shit up once it awoke from its cobra coma.

If there were Sloth people they would have to be giant ground sloth people, cause tree sloths are only good for cuddling.

Dr. Sonic
05-05-2012, 09:44 AM
If there were Sloth people they would have to be giant ground sloth people, cause tree sloths are only good for cuddling.

I don't mind the idea of a mutant whose central, mutant power is good cuddling ability.

Cap10kirk
05-05-2012, 09:56 AM
I'm thinking turtles!! The mutant turtle would be bad ass. He already has a shell for armor. He would... Oh wait... Um... Never mind.

Time_to_Zap
05-05-2012, 01:32 PM
How 'bout a kangaroo? They can carry their young in their pouches. It would've come in handy during Messiah CompleX, when everyone was lugging around some redheaded kid.

sweetdumbass
05-05-2012, 01:36 PM
I'm thinking turtles!! The mutant turtle would be bad ass. He already has a shell for armor. He would... Oh wait... Um... Never mind.

But will it come from space ? Or the sewers ? It's an important question.

Lady_Alternate
05-05-2012, 01:36 PM
Baby Duck-Billed Platypi are so cute. They could have found some mutant ones.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/575447_10150772542704835_129900059834_9615072_2577 81231_n.jpg

fod_xp
05-05-2012, 01:40 PM
How 'bout a kangaroo? They can carry their young in their pouches. It would've come in handy during Messiah CompleX, when everyone was lugging around some redheaded kid.

Tank Girl did that already, her "life partner" is Booga the mutant kangaroo man.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35524/709464-tankgirl_visions_of_booga_page_by_nuclearnietzsche .jpg

Boozier
05-05-2012, 02:41 PM
Awesome. I love that he's in a dress.

MartinRedmond
05-05-2012, 02:46 PM
With pleats and a darling matching handbag.

Dr. Sonic
05-05-2012, 02:51 PM
I wish Jamie Hewlett would come back to drawing comics full time. I'd love to see him do covers for Wolverine and the X-Men.

The Black Guardian
05-05-2012, 06:56 PM
Along with the sloths and koalas, I also wouldn't mind a honey badger that just sits around all day not giving a shit.
Wouldn't be a honey badger if it did that. You can't kick the shit outta people if you're just sitting around not giving a shit.

Dr. Sonic
05-05-2012, 07:05 PM
Wouldn't be a honey badger if it did that. You can't kick the shit outta people if you're just sitting around not giving a shit.

I thought it would, but so far it hasn't gotten old: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Lady_Alternate
05-05-2012, 07:11 PM
I thought it would, but so far it hasn't gotten old: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

"Oh, what a crazy fuck." ♥

Dr. Sonic
05-05-2012, 07:14 PM
"Oh, what a crazy fuck." ♥

Once the Marvel 'architects' realize that they've spread Wolverine too thin by putting him in too many book, they should reboot the character and use this as the only template.

Rasputin9977
05-06-2012, 06:17 PM
[SIZE=4]Why aren't there more diverse animals represented in the mutant population?

We've got lots of cat-people running around, dead or alive. Toads, wolves, and skunks, too.


There's really a skunk character?

Washout
05-06-2012, 06:19 PM
I would read a book entirely of dolphin people.

Boozier
05-06-2012, 06:38 PM
There's really a skunk character?

Hepzibah. An albino skunk lady.

And, yes, dolphin people!

Rasputin9977
05-06-2012, 06:43 PM
Hepzibah. An albino skunk lady.

And, yes, dolphin people!

Hm. I thought she was a cat.

Justin K.
05-06-2012, 06:53 PM
What happened to these guys?

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/7/75/X-Men_Vol_1_95.jpg

Cap10kirk
05-06-2012, 06:55 PM
I thought it would, but so far it hasn't gotten old: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

LOL. I'm late. This was my first time seeing this video. I heard about it because there was a college football player who's nickname was the honey badger.

Dr. Sonic
05-06-2012, 06:59 PM
I would read a book entirely of dolphin people.

You asked for it: http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601

you need to read the customer reviews to real feel and experience the magic of one man's erotic bond with his dolphin love.

Washout
05-06-2012, 07:07 PM
You asked for it: http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601

you need to read the customer reviews to real feel and experience the magic of one man's erotic bond with his dolphin love.

I have got to read this book!

Regino
05-06-2012, 07:08 PM
No one here has ever seen a Koala out in the wild. I get that some of you are super smart and got further in debt by doing study abroad in such locales as Australia or China and think you saw a wild Koala. But you haven't. It's all a set up.

92929

sweetdumbass
05-06-2012, 07:29 PM
You asked for it: http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601

you need to read the customer reviews to real feel and experience the magic of one man's erotic bond with his dolphin love.

Do you have any book recommendation about penguins ????

Dr. Sonic
05-06-2012, 07:39 PM
Do you have any book recommendation about penguins ????

Interesting that you should ask. Penguins are among the greatest, wisest species on the Earth. They take care of the young of other penguins who have perished and they are among the only non-human animals to practice monogamous homosexuality. http://www.emperor-penguin.com/gay-penguins.html

sweetdumbass
05-06-2012, 08:15 PM
Interesting that you should ask. Penguins are among the greatest, wisest species on the Earth. They take care of the young of other penguins who have perished and they are among the only non-human animals to practice monogamous homosexuality. http://www.emperor-penguin.com/gay-penguins.html

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnpsydH8Yu1qa5yvio1_500.gif

sweetdumbass
05-06-2012, 08:16 PM
ugh, stupid double-post