I need a good laugh

[hulahulk]

I just realized I haven't laughed really heartily in a long time. Perhaps in weeks.

Impress me.

[dupersuper]

Why doesn't Jesus like playing hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Why do they only have 1 egg for breakfast in France?

Because in France, 1 egg is un oeuff.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

[FalconX2000]

I just realized I haven't laughed really heartily in a long time. Perhaps in weeks.

Impress me.

Do you play Street Fighter?

[Matt Algren]

Let's talk about penus powa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A).

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Well I'm thinking about catching a train to Texas since I chat with this girl on FB. She is gonna let me stay a year at least , she will support me and...I will live in the attic. Of course she told me nothing romantic will happen.

Do you think I'm wasting my $300 bucks on a train ?

[coveredinbees]

http://crackfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ianmckellen.jpg

[thehod]

Watch some Sarah Milican stand up routines on YouTube. She's my favourite comedian at the moment. Bloody gorgeous accent to.

[hulahulk]

Why doesn't Jesus like playing hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Reminds me of the biblical proverb: "Jesus saves...but Gretzky scores!"


Why do they only have 1 egg for breakfast in France?

Because in France, 1 egg is un oeuff.

Okay, that was good. But I'm still lookin'.

[hulahulk]

Do you play Street Fighter?

Not since I beat the final boss, on my last quarter, at 2 a.m., way back years ago during finals week in college when I should have been writing a paper due the next morning. I did manage to get the paper done and received a good grade, IIRC.

Is there a comedic version that I should know about?

[Aubergine~!]

Probably too soon, but...

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scumbag-whitney.jpg

...it is from 9gag.

[hulahulk]

Let's talk about penus powa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A).

Jack rabbit! Bend her like a pretzel!

Ha! Good one!

The more one watches the clip, the funnier it gets!

Well done, MA!

[hulahulk]

Well I'm thinking about catching a train to Texas since I chat with this girl on FB. She is gonna let me stay a year at least , she will support me and...I will live in the attic. Of course she told me nothing romantic will happen.

Do you think I'm wasting my $300 bucks on a train ?

No! Certainly not! Go! Go young man! Spread thy seed! And talk about nudity!

['Flo]

My youngest brother got a kick out of showing me this earlier today... :smile:

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu326/99katayy99/mcDonalds_hits_africa.jpg

[hulahulk]

http://crackfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ianmckellen.jpg

Well played, sir. I give you:

http://themanwhofellasleep.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/403760_10150588385042112_589582111_10944335_173201 5403_n.jpg?w=187&h=300

I hope I don't get banned for HanIndyRunner's profanity.

[hulahulk]

Probably too soon, but...

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/scumbag-whitney.jpg

...it is from 9gag.


Not too soon at all -- I got a chuckle out of it.

[hulahulk]

My youngest brother got a kick out of showing me this earlier today... :smile:

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu326/99katayy99/mcDonalds_hits_africa.jpg


Okay, the image in that is definitely chuckle-worthy!

[hulahulk]

Double post

[hulahulk]

Watch some Sarah Milican stand up routines on YouTube. She's my favourite comedian at the moment. Bloody gorgeous accent to.


She was hilarious. I looked up where she was from. South Shield...near Newcastle?

[hulahulk]

I have to admit:


Through sheer determination, fortitude, alcohol-fueled socializing, and immature hijinks, I have laughed HEARTILY again. But i expect better next time. :biggrin:


Up, up, and awwwwwwwaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!:cool: