Broo: Greatest or Worst Wingman Ever?

[Dudebro McTypo]

When planning to hit the town looking for that special gal or guy one must always be prepared and bring along something extremely vital to hooking up...and no its not a condom.

Everyone needs a WINGMAN!

In the preview of WATXM we see Quire, whose is clearly over his clone fetish, try and put the moves on Idie. Idie states up front that she doesn't want more than 5 kids.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff148/Clerk57/wingman-1.jpg

Broo than says that Quire and Idie are too young to get down and do the horizontal and Quire retorts with saying that he'll never ask Broo to be his Wingman.

Now that posses the excellent question: Would you use Broo as a Wingman?

Urban Dictionary says that:

Keep in mind that a Wingman should never be too inexperienced or he will hold you back…the Wingman should always be of equal or greater knowledge then you.

Now if we follow this note than perhaps no Broo would be a great wingman. But Broo is extremely cute. And should you and Broo both suit up and hit the town I think that despite Broo having lesser knowledge than most he still would be a good Wingman because the ladies would think highly of you because your your Bro's with a cute lil' alien. That being said I would probably rate Hellion and Anole higher on the Wingman totem.

So the question is: Would you take Broo out to be your Wingman? And if not whould you want to be your Wingman?

[teddyeatsyourface]

He's a walking cockroach with glasses.

How is he a good wingman?

[Pixie_Solanas]

From the rear view, Idie looks like she's wearing a LBD. In Kitty's uterus.

[Royal Flush]

He's a walking cockroach with glasses.

How is he a good wingman?

He's so adorable, girls will come up just to see him so Quentin can put the moves on them and if they reject him there's always mind control. Didn't Deathlok show they were dating in the future though, so something worked.

[SunfireX]

Big G, are you a virgin? This thread reeks of virginity.

[teddyeatsyourface]

Big G is a dudebro.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Big G owned the SFSU campus like a modern day Iceberg Slim.

[Daniel Mengsk]

Big G, are you a virgin? This thread reeks of virginity.

I'd be an awful wingman to you, lol.

[SunfireX]

Big G owned the SFSU campus like a modern day Iceberg Slim.

Daly City was never the same.

[Foon4000]

Needs a poll.

[Khajit]

He's so adorable, girls will come up just to see him so Quentin can put the moves on them and if they reject him there's always mind control. Didn't Deathlok show they were dating in the future though, so something worked.

Well going by twitter he keeps on tricking her into making out with him so she probably married him to not be immoral like Kitty.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Daly City was never the same.

The girls at Foot Locker in Serramonte still wistfully speak your name.

[Royal Flush]

Well going by twitter he keeps on tricking her into making out with him so she probably married him to not be immoral like Kitty.

Do you actually beleive everything you read on Twitter?

[SunfireX]

The girls at Foot Locker in Serramonte still wistfully speak your name.

The Stonestown Galleria Olive Garden cries out for the romance and nubile sexuality that it once housed.

[Dudebro McTypo]

The girls at Foot Locker in Serramonte still wistfully speak your name.

The Chevy's in Stonestown and MadDogs speak of my name in legend


Daly City was never the same.

Also my land lady owned the a lingerie boutique catered to strippers so naturally ive met a few of clinets several times

[Relique]

I'm shocked to see that Kitty's loose morals are rubbing off on Idie since no where did she mention marriage in her statement (you know since she is an Extreme Catholic).

[GambitXRemy]

He's so adorable, girls will come up just to see him so Quentin can put the moves on them and if they reject him there's always mind control. Didn't Deathlok show they were dating in the future though, so something worked.

ya he did and yes you are so right. i would use broo as my wing man any day but i would tell him to keep his mouth shut haha

[Khajit]

Do you actually beleive everything you read on Twitter?

Idie and the rest of the cast posts on there you dummy. The other day quentin brought in some fake destiny diaries saying that Idie is destined to make out with him, Glob Herman fed Krakatoa ex-lax,and Warbird taught an ethics class.

I'm shocked to see that Kitty's loose morals are rubbing off on Idie since no where did she mention marriage in her statement (you know since she is an Extreme Catholic).
Oh she probably wont put out till marriage. She just doesn't want to waste time with Quentin unless he's in it for the long term. She probably sees boyfriend/girlfriend relationships as a substitute for the engagement period.

[Royal Flush]

Idie and the rest of the cast posts on there you dummy. The other day quentin brought in some fake destiny diaries saying that Idie is destined to make out with him, Glob Herman fed Krakatoa ex-lax,and Warbird taught an ethics class.

I'm fully aware of that but it's not like Quentin would "exaggerate" or anything

[Khajit]

I'm fully aware of that but it's not like Quentin would "exaggerate" or anything

It was Idie posting that information.

[Royal Flush]

It was Idie posting that information.

Was she under mind control or hacked?

[tresson]

I'm shocked to see that Kitty's loose morals are rubbing off on Idie since no where did she mention marriage in her statement (you know since she is an Extreme Catholic).

Most extreme catholic I know consider one automaticly meaning the other.

[Probably_not_a_Nurgling]

From the rear view, Idie looks like she's wearing a LBD. In Kitty's uterus.

That's actually one of Toad's cell nuclei. Note the chromosomes.

[Khajit]

Was she under mind control or hacked?

No she was mostly pissed off that Quentin lied to her about the hellfire club enslaving mankind unless she makes out with him. I dont how how he managed to convince her of that but she's considering setting him on fire and/or freezing off chunks of him in retaliation.

[Probably_not_a_Nurgling]

No she was mostly pissed off that Quentin lied to her about the hellfire club enslaving mankind unless she makes out with him. I dont how how he managed to convince her of that but she's considering setting him on fire and/or freezing off chunks of him in retaliation.

Bobby mentions how he did it via the announcements: he brought in a diary reported to be Destiny's (which he actually made himself) that said that would happen.

[dr.maikel]

Can your wingman be gay?

[coveredinbees]

He's a walking cockroach with glasses.

How is he a good wingman?
I've never agreed so strongly.

[Khajit]

Bobby mentions how he did it via the announcements: he brought in a diary reported to be Destiny's (which he actually made himself) that said that would happen.

I'm not sure how I failed to make that connection. I figured it was an alternate plan of Quire's.



Can your wingman be gay?

Those are the best kinds of wingmen because they cant cockblock you.

[The Black Guardian]

There's no gender/sexual orientation requirement for a wingman.

Anyway... Crush bugs!

[Dudebro McTypo]

Can your wingman be gay?



Those are the best kinds of wingmen because they cant cockblock you.


There's no gender/sexual orientation requirement for a wingman.

Gay Wingmen are probably the best, which is why I rank Anole higher on the Wingman totem pole than Broo

want more proof? Go watch the episode of How I Met Your Mother called "Single Stamina" where Barney uses his gay brother James( played by the always amazing Wayne Brady) as his Wingman

[ZNOP]

There's no gender/sexual orientation requirement for a wingman.

Anyway... Crush bugs!


http://www.killsbugsdead.com/i/products/Ant&RoachKiller.png

[SunfireX]

Gay Wingmen are probably the best, which is why I rank Anole higher on the Wingman totem pole than Broo

want more proof? Go watch the episode of How I Met Your Mother called "Single Stamina" where Barney uses his gay brother James( played by the always amazing Wayne Brady) as his Wingman

Yep, that's how most gay guys I know like to spend their time. Helping Bro's get chicks.

If you actually wanted to meet girls, become friends with gay guys and go to gay bars with them and don't be a douchebag. 9 times out of 10 there are hot girls at gay bars who are there with their gay friends trying to avoid getting creeped on.

[ZNOP]

Yep, that's how most gay guys I know like to spend their time. Helping Bro's get chicks.

If you actually wanted to meet girls, become friends with gay guys and go to gay bars with them and don't be a douchebag. 9 times out of 10 there are hot girls at gay bars who are there with their gay friends trying to avoid getting creeped on.

If straight women hangout in gay bars to avoid straight men... Do straight men hangout at Lesbian bars to avoid straight women?

[Dudebro McTypo]

Yep, that's how most gay guys I know like to spend their time. Helping Bro's get chicks.

If you actually wanted to meet girls, become friends with gay guys and go to gay bars with them and don't be a douchebag. 9 times out of 10 there are hot girls at gay bars who are there with their gay friends trying to avoid getting creeped on.

My sophomore year in college i had a gay room-mate and he set me up with a couple of chicks...but they were needy and clingy

[freshjz23]

want more proof? Go watch the episode of How I Met Your Mother called "Single Stamina" where Barney uses his gay brother James( played by the always amazing Wayne Brady) as his Wingman[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to say this is a hilarious episode and gay men do by far make the best wingman.

Girls also love men who aren't afraid/ashamed to have gay friends.

[ZNOP]

My sophomore year in college i had a gay room-mate and he set me up with a couple of chicks...but they were needy and clingy


At the very least -- you did take care of the "needy" part for as long as possible, right?

[SunfireX]

My sophomore year in college i had a gay room-mate and he set me up with a couple of chicks...but they were needy and clingy

What a jerk.

[ZNOP]

What a jerk.

Who's a jerk? And, more importantly be subject specific... (It's not clear who your referring to.)

[SunfireX]

Who's a jerk? And more importantly Be specific... (It's not clear who your referring to.)


His gay roommate. Us gays should only be handpicking the highest quality of females for our Bros to mate with.

[Daniel Mengsk]

Who's a jerk? And, more importantly be subject specific... (It's not clear who your referring to.)


It's clear as daylight that he was referring to the jerky roommate, ZNOP.

[Dudebro McTypo]

What a jerk.


His gay roommate. Us gays should only be handpicking the highest quality of females for our Bros to mate with.

Its the thought that counted

[ZNOP]

His gay roommate. Us gays should only be handpicking the highest quality of females for our Bros to mate with.


It's clear as daylight that he was referring to the jerky roommate, ZNOP.

And, said roommate is a jerk because he hooked "The Big G" up with a few chicks that may or may not have been a suitable match for him? How was said roommate supposed to know that before the fact?

[SunfireX]

And, said roommate is a jerk because he hooked "The Big G" up with a few chicks that may or may not have been a suitable match for him? How was said roommate supposed to know that before the fact?

Gays always know these things. We're like wizards.

[Daniel Mengsk]

How was said roommate supposed to know that before the fact?

He should have slept with them first, to make a proper judgement of their 'qualities'?

[ZNOP]

He should have slept with them first, to make a proper judgement of their 'qualities'?

What? Wait... He didn't? Well, now... That's just plain wrong.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Gays always know these things. We're like wizards.

You guys are also freaking hilarious

[ZNOP]

You guys are also freaking hilarious

Kinda hard to tell with my crappy monitor but, is that Cobra Commander?

[Omegastorm]

Best wingman ever. I heart BROOOO!!!!!!!!

o

[Dudebro McTypo]

Kinda hard to tell with my crappy monitor but, is that Cobra Commander?

Yep. it is the Commander from the new GI Joe movie which features not only The Rock but also Bruce Willis...which already makes its so bad its awesome

[ZNOP]

Yep. it is the Commander from the new GI Joe movie which features not only The Rock but also Bruce Willis...which already makes its so bad its awesome

That's awes:cool:me G.

[Tiamatican]

Gays always know these things. We're like wizards.
Like Gandalf!


Also, "magic wand" joke goes here.

[SayOcean]

Isn't idie like twelve?

[RLAAMJR.]

Broo is the greatest wingman ever. I just like him a lot.

[Greg Anderson]

So Broo's just gonna let Quinton mack on his girl like that?

[TheUltimates09]

He's a walking cockroach with glasses.

How is he a good wingman?

funny!:biggrin:

[RickyD410]

Gays always know these things. We're like wizards.

This is amazing.

Broo would be a decent wingman because he's the ugliest creature at the school (even with Genesis and Rockslide there) and anyone standing next to Broo will automatically seem more attractive.

[Regino]

Gay Wingmen are probably the best, which is why I rank Anole higher on the Wingman totem pole than Broo

want more proof? Go watch the episode of How I Met Your Mother called "Single Stamina" where Barney uses his gay brother James( played by the always amazing Wayne Brady) as his Wingman

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100530165915/marvel_dc/images/4/41/Wingman_001.jpg

[The Black Guardian]

Isn't idie like twelve?
So? Really, most kids that I've known start "dating" around 11-12 (and this is circa 1970s-present). It's nothing more than holding hands and hanging out.

[ZNOP]

So? Really, most kids that I've known start "dating" around 11-12 (and this is circa 1970s-present). It's nothing more than holding hands and hanging out.

Now you've done it :evilsmile: The "Fan-Fic" fanatics will have her shagging, pregnant, and at an abortion clinic by the time she turns thirteen.

[The Black Guardian]

Now you've done it :evilsmile: The "Fan-Fic" fanatics will have her shagging, pregnant, and at an abortion clinic by the time she turns thirteen.
Off to the nuns for her! You know what they say about Catholic girls.

[Blue_Collar_Nerd]

Now you've done it :evilsmile: The "Fan-Fic" fanatics will have her shagging, pregnant, and at an abortion clinic by the time she turns thirteen.

Careful, you're going to give Kyle and Yost ideas.

[ZNOP]

Off to the nuns for her! You know what they say about Catholic girls.


I know what Frank Zappa said about Catholic Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKW4kA_Qhso) :biggrin:


Careful, you're going to give Kyle and Yost ideas.

At this point the creative minds in the bullpens need all the help they can get... That and, I accept royalties :wink:

[Dudebro McTypo]

I know what Frank Zappa said about Catholic Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKW4kA_Qhso) :biggrin:

I see your Frank Zappa and raise you Billy Joel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWREcPIoPA)

[ZNOP]

I see your Frank Zappa and raise you Billy Joel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWREcPIoPA)

Ah, t:cool:uché!

[dkostus]

I'm not sure how I failed to make that connection. I figured it was an alternate plan of Quire's.




Those are the best kinds of wingmen because they cant cockblock you.

Eh... My gay wingman from law school would cockblock me when he'd get drunk and start feeling like he qasn't getting enough attention. He'd then either hit on me, or make out with the girl I was talking to.

So gay wingmen do cockblock

[ZNOP]

Eh... My gay wingman from law school would cockblock me when he'd get drunk and start feeling like he qasn't getting enough attention. He'd then either hit on me, or make out with the girl I was talking to.

So gay wingmen do cockblock

Deep. Alcohol induced, split sexuality disorder. My question is... Was said "C-block" in order to get the girl or to keep you from getting the girl so he could get you himself?

[SunfireX]

Eh... My gay wingman from law school would cockblock me when he'd get drunk and start feeling like he qasn't getting enough attention. He'd then either hit on me, or make out with the girl I was talking to.

So gay wingmen do cockblock

Those crazy gays! If we don't get the attention we desperately need....we are going to try to jump your bones or steal your girl.